The First Chaos In History

I turned around and glared at them. The atmosphere in the car suddenly became deserted. When I speeded up and drove the car out of a familiar street, I obviously felt that it was different again. Liu Bang raised his arm a few times and tried to speak again. It seemed that Qin Shihuang did cause a lot of deterrence on him. Master Li looked out the window for a while, bowed his head and memorized for a few minutes, a book of 100,000 beautiful women was quickly becoming a book. Xiang Yu had no scruples, but he was a little silly. I noticed in the rearview mirror that he seemed to be only interested in speeding cars. Qin Shihuang looked around. The reason why he didn’t ask was probably because when he first arrived, he was instilled "this is Immortal world, I said that you don’t understand the thought. How I like Jing Ke, this second fool puts the semiconductor on his ears and feels calm.

　　 Out of the car window, high-rise buildings, busy traffic, and fast-paced modern city are fully displayed in front of them, and they can't help but be shocked.

This is actually a question of perception. If you wake up and the creatures around you have eyeballs the size of an egg, wearing an oxygen mask, and a light will come out when you get in and out of the flying saucer, then you know that the earth has been invaded. You have to pat the dirt on your **** and fight the girls to the end. When they are defeated, your earth fellow will naturally come out from all directions to celebrate your victory.

If you wake up and a group of men with braids are surrounding you to watch the fun, you have to get up and drive them away. You are in a very upset mood. A beautiful woman in fresh clothes rushes over and you have to pay attention. This is not The princess is Gege, and you will be one of your wives in the future. If you are a special soldier, you can stop and frighten the horse. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have any skills. You will smash her when she finishes hitting her. It's more reasonable than driving a BMW.

　　 Or when you open your eyes, you see a giant orc fighting an elf soldier—help the elf! The clan is full of beauties, and after breaking their princess's place, the waist is not sore, and the legs are no longer painful, so it doesn't take much effort to go up to the fifth floor in one breath.

The problem is that they have not received such basic education at all. Seeing people running around the street, they are stupid, seeing someone flying up (external elevator), staying, seeing the two men kissing in the street, and fainting (Uh, I rarely see ).

　　 The bun on the co-pilot also felt that something was wrong, and asked me in a low voice, "Why are they not talking anymore?"

　　 I said in a hurry, "Maybe I'm homesick..."

I parked the car on Futai Road, Baozi twisted me slightly, I knew she was afraid of people's jokes, Futai Road is our famous stall street, summer clothes 50 yuan can be bought from head to toe, road There are several specialty shops on both sides, and there are also some places selling dog meat. It's obviously not kind to bring friends to buy clothes in a place like this.

　　I love being kind, not kind, Zhongda International has a pair of 300 socks and they have to feel that the air-conditioning is too cold.

　　 I picked up a little Red Riding Hood when I got off the car and asked the stall owner: "How much is it?"

　　 "15!"

　　 I threw him 5 yuan and he put it in his pocket without saying a word.

I called Xiang Yu to get out of the car, buckled Little Red Riding Hood on his head, and said loudly to the others: "Everyone takes this Little Red Riding Hood as the center. Don't go away. If you can't see Little Red Riding Hood, call me right away. Did you understand? "Looking at the pedestrians passing by with a laugh, Baozi thought I was making a fool of myself, and didn't think much about it.

Even if you think about it, you can’t take care of it. This Futai Road is 200 meters long and can only barely pass by two tricycles, and the street is bustling with people from morning to night. If you lose one person, you can’t help it. found.

I let Baozi and Master Li walk in the front, Qin Shihuang and Xiang Yu in the middle, and I led Jing Ke and Liu Bang at the end. It turns out that this is a huge mistake. It is the nature of all women to go shopping. Baozi is a special thing as soon as you go to the street. She is not in a hurry, and of course Li Shishi is not in a hurry. She would not like to learn more. As soon as the two women stopped, our team could only stop. Being rubbed by the crowd, Liu Bang finally couldn't help but pointed to Guo Fucheng in the MTS store and said: "How much crime this man has committed, how can he be everywhere? Capture him?"

At this time, Baozi asked me to lead Xiang Yu and Liu Bang into a shop to try on clothes. Qin Shihuang squatted on a stall selling old epaulettes and fake antiques. Jing Ke accompanied him. I stood at the door, watching from both sides. Just listen to Qin Shihuang telling the old man selling gadgets: "You are (yes) fake drops."

The old man said: "How fresh, can it really be sold here-don't rub it, don't rub it, it's all made up." I looked back and saw that Qin Shihuang was squatting in front of the stall, holding an imitation knife coin in his hand. , Rubbing a hand of patina. The old man said: "If you like it, buy one to play. It's only 10 yuan. How unique it is to hang on the key."

　　 "You are really hungry." Qin Shihuang said.

　　 "Heh, brother can blow, if you really can come to see things like me?"

　　Don't tell me, I really remembered that when Qin Shihuang first came, there were a few coins hanging on his clothes. I became more mindful and asked the old man: "How much can I sell?"

　　 "You can't use real drops either. Hungry Dusha (said) can't circulate anymore."

　　 The old man was taken aback for a moment, pointed at the fat man and said to me: "You old man can really laugh."

　　 I wiped my sweat and said, "He has that virtue, how much can real money be sold for?"

　　 "There are tens of thousands of better ones, this kind of thing is actually worthless."

As I was talking, I only heard the owner of the store saying: "He only has this one for such a big man. It's no use going to other places..." I looked back and saw Xiang Yu wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt. , A pair of sports shorts for plastic models, UU reading www.uukānshu.com with his watermelon knife-like eyebrows and melancholy eyes and that very vivid Little Red Riding Hood—anyway, I will meet such a person on the street. He is far away.

Liu Bang’s clothes are easy to buy. This kid writhes in front of the bun every time he puts on a new set of clothes. When people ask him if he is satisfied, he smiles and says to the bun: "If you are satisfied, I will be satisfied..." Li Shishi Walked to me and whispered: "I want to go to the other side to read a book."

I know that this clever woman would not just mess around in such a silly way, and took out 100 yuan to her: "I'll accompany you." She glanced at the buns, and smiled lowly: "The cousin would be jealous." The buns also seemed to be jealous. Looking at us with a smile, Shishi Li entered the small bookstore opposite, and I hurriedly let Jing Ke accompany him. After all, Ersha has a wealth of trading experience and knows how to find money, and now he knows that he wants a match with others when he buys cigarettes...

　　 I was so busy that I looked at Fatty Win on the floor-I was shocked in a cold sweat: Qin Shihuang didn't know when he was gone! I was about to ask the old man, but suddenly saw the guy sitting at the cold drink stand opposite, drinking soda with Erlang's legs tilted up. I walked over with a gloomy face and asked for a bottle of water from the cold drink seller. Bottle, I sweat a lot recently.

　　 The fat man dangled his legs and said leisurely: "Hungry to find out, you can't do it even if your mouth (this) touches the place where the fairy is waiting (you don't have) money (what)."

　　\U003cahref=\u003eUU Reading books Welcome to read books, the latest, fastest and hottest serial works are all in UU reading! \u003c/a\u003e