The First Chaos In History

Yu fell off the horse, but the people were still awake. He watched Yu Ji infatuatedly calling her and ran to the front, and couldn't help but blurt out: "It's you?" It seemed a bit unexpected.

The person here is Zhang Bing (all those who guess the buns will face me)!

Zhang Bing burst into tears, ran over and knelt in front of Xiang Yu with a plop, and covered Xiang Yu’s wound with her slender hand, then took off his coat without delay, tore it into strips, and properly tied Xiang Yu’s entire shoulder. .

Xiang Yu watched Zhang Bing motionlessly and let her play around, and muttered, "Ayu?"

Seeing that Xiang Yu was unharmed, Zhang Bing cried and laughed: "It's me, the king."

Xiang Yu put his hand on Zhang Bing’s shoulder, and looked at her uncontrollably. Zhang Bing looked back at Xiang Yu tenderly and generously. She was indeed different from the dancing chick before. There was more in her eyes. A fanatic and obsessive, Xiang Yu laughed loudly and took Zhang Bing into his arms.

At this time, I had just grabbed Er Fat, and after taking time to look back and saw Zhang Bing, I couldn't help being stunned. The crowd gathered around Xiang Yu and greeted Zhang Bing one after another. It was Zhang Shun and Ruan brothers who were most pleased for Xiang Yu. At the bar that night, Xiang Yu's affection for Yu Ji was experienced by everyone.

Zhang Bing nodded slightly to the others, then buried his head in Xiang Yu's arms. I walked up to Xiang Yu and whispered in his ear: "Brother Yu, are you sure this is the sister-in-law?"

Xiang Yu looked back at me, and before he could speak, Zhang Bing suddenly said, "My lord, did the night black tiger rush out?"

Xiang Yu said: "Ayu, you are confused, the black tiger died in the battle in Pengcheng."

Zhang Bing said, "Oh, really, I forgot."

I asked: "Who is Black Tiger?"

Xiang Yu said: "I am the next general."

I turned my face to Zhang Bing and deliberately said, "What weapon does this man use?"

Zhang Bing smiled faintly: "The weapons he makes are rare. It's a meteor hammer."

At this point, Xiang Yu no longer suspected of him, and suddenly turned on his horse. Reached out to Zhang Bing and said, "Come on!"

Zhang Bing giggled, and jumped onto the horse's back with the hand holding Xiang Yu, in a neat figure.

Xiang Yu carried Zhang Bing around in two big circles and couldn't help shouting: "Haha, I'm so happy."

I took Lu Junyi and said, "It's not good, Brother Yu is also lethal, shall we help him again?" The good guys knew that Zhang Bing and I were not good at dealing with each other, and they looked at me with a smile.

I grabbed Zhao Bai's face again: "Xiao Zhao, give him a pair of slippers."

Zhao Bai's face turned away from me, and glanced at me with a foolish expression: "Don't make trouble!"

I'm speechless.

To be honest, I really didn't expect Zhang Bing to be Yu Ji. Although Xiang Yu and Liu Bang both said that she was exactly the same as Yu Ji back then, through several contacts, I feel that this woman is too scheming. Although I only know Xiang Yu's words in the beginning, the little girl who is stubborn and unyielding It is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Even at this time. I still cannot accept the fact that Zhang Bing is Yu Ji.

Although I know that 80% can’t be faked-any girl can say that she is Yu Ji, but not every girl can see blood so calmly, and she can know the name and name of a general next to Xiang Yu. The weapon used. This is even more impractical.

And the most important question: How did Zhang Bing remember the past? Why does it suddenly appear here? Obviously it was not time to ask these questions. Xiang Yu took Zhang Bing, waved at the crowd, and ran away looking into the distance.

I yelled behind him: "Be careful of the traffic police!"

After Xiang Yu left, people were full of emotion. They watched a thrilling decisive battle and witnessed the whole process of a lover finally getting married. Xiuxiu's eyes were wet, so you don't need to watch Korean dramas today.

Seeing that the matter has come to an end for a while, I looked around. Question: "Has that'invincible in the world' wake up yet?"

An Daoquan said: "I just woke up, sitting there."

I saw that Er Fat was sitting on the grass holding his legs. His eyes are still a little confused. I kicked him and quickly jumped three feet away, and asked fearfully: "Remember who I am from?"

Er fat smiled embarrassedly. Weakly said: "Thanks, you save my life."

I just sat down next to him, lit a cigarette with him and asked, "Is that Lu Bu in history afraid of people scratching?"

Er Fat nodded: "Well, I was scared in my last life."

I rely on, Lu Bu is afraid of being scratched. I don’t know how much this information is worth until the Three Kingdoms era. If Lu Bu fought so hard in the Three British Wars, why didn’t anyone want to catch him? No wonder Er Fat made a set of leather armor for himself, originally just to protect that dead spot. Fortunately, he didn't wear it.

Seeing blood and sweat on his face, I remembered how he was desperate just now, and asked him: "What the **** is it for, so hard?"

Er Fatty lowered his head and said: "He Tiandou promised that I will win this battle. The bottom shop on the two streets adjacent to my motorcycle repair shop is mine."

I almost jumped up: "Didn't you say you are not for money?"

Er fat scratched his head: "Did I say that?"

I said: "I asked you that day, what did you tell me-do you think Lu Bu is the kind of person who can easily buy it with money?"

Er Fatty said embarrassedly: "I didn't say no-I mean you can't buy it easily, and it's hard to say if it's not easy."

I scolded angrily: "You're a twenty-five boy who got into the eyes of money!"

Er Fatty said with a serious face: "Xiaoqiang, let me ask you, am I considered capable?"

I stammered, and finally said, "Forget it." At this point, I don't think there is any need for a pointless argument. Not to mention the glory of the previous life, tonight, Xiang Yu, the two fat rivals, can be said to be evenly matched. Of course, Xiang Yu would do well after he was relieved, if it weren't because he had been miscalculated, it showed that Er Fat was a bit inferior in strength, but Xiang Yu seemed to lose him in terms of moves. The last two fat guys beat Liangshan heroes and the four great heavenly kings to each other. What do you say that Fangla's eight great heavenly kings are all enemies of ten thousand people, and they were all overthrown by a fat man at the end of a strong crossbow. It can be seen that these ten thousand enemies are also divided into three, six or nine ranks. of. To say that such a person is incapable, that is to say that he is arrogant.

Er fat, listen to me

: "Then even if I have the ability, what can I do, grab the bank?"

I laughed and said, "Why do you have to rob the bank as soon as you have the ability? Didn't I go there—"

Er Pang glanced at me, and suddenly said earnestly: "Who doesn't want to have a good life? Especially me, a man who drags his family. It is not enough to repair a motorcycle. You know, my last life was messy when I was drunk. Things are mystery, step by step into injustice, I don’t have anything to miss. I would just build a motorcycle in this life. Who wants to have this opportunity to become Lu Bu now, why can’t I let my family live by my own ability? better?"

I can't help but nod: "Unexpectedly, you are still a family-conscious man."

Obviously, Lu Bu didn't want to be strong when he died, so he became the second fat man who repaired motorcycles in his life, but his wife-loving power is quite like Lu Bu, saying that Liu Bei throws his wife, Liu An kills his wife, and Lu Bu loves his wife. Liu Bei didn't say anything. Liu An might have been shot a few days ago. That was-the newspaper was on the ground, and the kid killed his wife and threw it into the wild.

Er Fat said: "Of course, the reason why I was so desperate was because my opponent was Xiang Yu, and I didn't brag with you. I have never lost a battle in my last life."

I glanced at the second fat rib, hehe sneered.

Er Fatt tightened his shoulders subconsciously: "I have seen countless heroes, and there has never been a single one who fought a war to tick people."

I smirked and said, "Do you mean that I am not a hero or am I barely a hero?"

Er fat twisted out the cigarette butt. Touched his face and said, "By the way, who just lost me with slippers?"

I pointed him to Zhao Bailian. Zhao Bailian and Jing Ke were catching crickets on the grass. The two stupid stomped, and Zhao Bailian squatted his **** and squatted at the entrance of the hole.

After watching Er Fat for a long time, his face was paler than Zhao Bai's face: "Unexpectedly, I was beaten to the horse by such a person."

I said, "Slippers are cheap. If a fool wears running shoes, you will lose the look."

...

Erpang took a rest for a while, stood up to leave, and I said to him: "Go and tell that surname that you have won. If Brother Yu has Yuji, he won't care about this with you. Let's take him first. Let's talk about the bottom store in those two streets."

Er Fat hesitated: "Is this appropriate?"

I said: "There is nothing inappropriate, he was the first to fall anyway."

"But... I won't be honorable."

"What glorious and dishonorable, a big king called him to lose his mind. Then ask four bosses to make a bomb and don't kill him?"

Er Fat: "...Fight Landlord?"

I helped Erpang onto the motorcycle: "By the way, I got married on October 2. You must come and take your wife."

Er Fat nodded vigorously: "Definitely!"

I patted his ass: "Go, you used to be responsible for the notification in one of our previous hospitals."

Second fat: "..."

When the matter finally ended, I waved my hand and said, "Let's go away, let's all go away-who will take away another horse?"

Kunping jumped on his horse and said, "You go first, I will ride back slowly."

I summoned all the people back to the pawnshop and got in the car to go home.

On the way, Wu Sangui looked at me with a calm face and asked, "Xiaoqiang, the mood is not right, brother Xiang found Yu Ji, you seem a little unhappy?"

I suddenly realized it, consciously or unconsciously. I was still awkward about Zhang Bing and Yu Ji, and couldn't help laughing. Xiang Yu confirmed it. Why do I have any comments?

Hua Mulan said: "I feel sorry for the little girl Xiaoyu. Every time I stay with me, her elder brother grows up and the elder brother is short. The little girl really likes the big brother Xiang." Ni Siyu has seen Hua Hua once. Afterwards, Mulan became obsessed with this elder sister. She used Hua Mulan as her spiritual idol. She came to see Hua Mulan every other time. Of course, she might also be able to see Xiang Yu by the way.

I said: "It can make her give up, probably because Brother Yu finds Yu Ji's greatest advantage."

Wu Sangui said, "Why did that little girl named Zhang Bing mess with you?"

I scratched my head to say that I was offended. Zhang Bing didn't seem to offend me much, but everyone who met her felt that this girl was not sincere to people.

I said: "Just ask Ying brother."

Qin Shihuang thought about it for a while and said: "Hungry (I) look at (that) woman's silk (really) is a little bit grinning, her eyes are hairy (this is difficult to explain, it means electric discharge)."

Hua Mulan smiled and said: "Big Brother Ying is right. I also found that the girl looked at Brother Xiang with a very focused expression. They are all women. You can feel whether they like someone or not."

I smiled: "Sister, you haven't been in a relationship yet, how about I find you a boyfriend?"

Hua Mulan smiled: "Okay~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I'm going to see what you can find for me."

"Then you need to say? Of course it is a hero of the world." Hua Mulan has just arrived, and I don't believe that there will be no more heroes this year.

Hua Mulan curled her lips: "I don't like heroes."

I immediately raised my interest: "Then what do you like?"

Hua Mulan looked at the roof of the car, thought for a while and said, "Solid and kind."

That’s right. What's the point of finding another hero when Hua MM is a hero? Where would you be before you got married? Ever since I went to find Beckham and became a yellow-faced woman, it’s tragic that I bought a few underwear and was worn by Beckham. What is even more tragic is that everyone says that Beckham looks better than her...

I said: "Be kind, solid, don't be heroes, do you have any other requirements?"

"Nothing." Hua Mulan said.

I thought for a while, touched my chin and concluded: "I meet all the requirements except for being kind and solid."