The First Chaos In History

As soon as the boss was about to leave, I took his hand again and said, "I have to ask you to go and don't say anything in the future. This shop is still your owner."

Boss Hu thought for a while before he understood what I meant, and said with a smile: "Okay, just assume I'm working for you."

I said, "How dare you?" How can I say that Boss Hu has been my idol for a long time, so let's try to give 10 yuan at a time without change, but: OK, press one Two yuan per hour is not enough to take a shower and then pinch your feet out.

I opened the car door and Xiang Yu was already in the driver's seat. I drove him to the side and said, "You should stop driving this time, or you should put on gear again if you ride on the rabbit."

"How did you talk about it?" Hua Mulan asked.

"never mind."

Xiang Yu smiled at me and asked, "Who was that person just now?"

"Baozi and their boss, but they are not anymore." I showed him the real estate certificate, and Xiang Yu glanced at it and said, "How much did it cost?"

"700,000, I didn't calculate depreciation with him."

Xiang Yu said: "A 100-square-meter shop is only 70, so it's not expensive."

I thought about it, and it really is. The price of 400,000 yuan was the price of a few years ago. Now it is only about one million yuan. I just thought that I didn’t count the depreciation with others, and he forgot to count the value-added property with me. I still took a small advantage, I was even happier, and started straight home in the second gear-equivalent to letting the rabbit bounce back.

In the evening Baozi came back and said diligently: "The kid who hit our shop yesterday bought several large flower baskets to apologize to us today, and he specially sealed a red envelope for me. I heard that the kid's business was also broken yesterday. They all guessed that our boss asked someone to do it. Does our boss have the ability?"

I said: "Your boss is so capable, he is definitely the most stalwart man in the world!"

...

In the next few days, Xiang Yu went to Yucai and stayed with the rabbit every day, and I had a rare free time for a few days. The most important thing at the moment seemed to be the battle between him and Erpang.

I slept for a while and walked downstairs with my arms. When I passed by Hua Mulan and Wu Sangui, I saw them on the map again to study the art of war. Xiang Yu was not free these days, so Wu Sangui took advantage of the situation. flag. The map was basically painted by these two people. It was full of circles and dots representing the army and the eight-pointed crosses that indicated that there had been wars. Fortunately, a city of us was plunged into war by them.

I took a glass of water and stood on the side and glanced at it and asked, "Where are you going to grab this time?"

The two of them couldn't bother to speak. Hua Mulan stole away and pointed on the map. I almost sprayed out a mouthful of water. Hua Mulan pointed to the city government.

I continued to say: "You just need to grab the school factory, you can't grab that place!"

Hua Mulan said as he surrounded the government compound, "This place is a must for military strategists."

I slapped the map over: "No, no, no, you can't rob the people's government."

Good guys. This Feng Xiu still wants to counterattack, what's the matter, this wants Fei Sankou to see this map, so he can't invite me to have tea? It is said that in some sensitive countries where terrorism is raging, you buy more cans of pesticides and agents will follow you behind your **** to investigate you. Because that thing can be a bomb.

I pointed to the piece of Baozi's house on the map and said: "You two grab this place, whoever grabs it will get a prize."

I went downstairs and didn’t stay longer. Three people came in from the door. The headed man was dressed in black casual clothes. He was wearing sunglasses and couldn’t see his face. His body was very strong. The man stood there and looked blankly since he came in. I seem to be not very friendly, my heart is broken. The tiger told me to watch out for the fourth son of Lei.

The man looked at me for a while, then suddenly asked: "Do you still know me?"

I put the slab bag beside me, and suddenly felt that this person's voice was very familiar. I looked up at his face carefully, and suddenly a smile appeared on the corner of this person's mouth. Reached out and took off his sunglasses: "Big Brother Xiao!"

I stood up suddenly: "Wei Tiezhu, pillar!"

Wei Tiezhu smiled, showing his white teeth. He walked over and gave me a bear hug. I beat him twice and said, "Bad boy, scare you strong brother." I turned around and looked at the two people behind him. Wei Tiezhu introduced to me: "This is the guy who started the company with me." Wei Tiezhu smiled and pointed at me: "This is the strong brother I told you along the way." The two young men are honest and honest. Greeted: "Brother Qiang."

I heard Xu Delong tell me that Wei Tiezhu now co-founded a security company with a few people at first. In fact, it was to show people on the railway. Later, it became more and more regular. Now it has been hooked up with really big companies. Wei Tiezhu is also the founder, and he is also the well-known president in the local area. Following him, these two are obviously his "little brother."

Although Tie Zhu is still a person of identity now, he is still the straightforward silly boy with me, holding my arms around me and smirking. I'm glad that he doesn't have any **** and pointed at me and said to his little brother: "Call Brother!" Although that's fine, every member of Yue Fei's army has retained the innocence in his bones, which makes me more and more leisurely and fascinated.

I asked him: "Why are you back? Does anyone have news?"

Wei Tiezhu said, "Can I not come back when you get married? Li Jingshui is already on the way."

I slapped my head: I have to be reminded of my own affairs. I was patronizing the client and thinking about Xiang Yu's duel, and my affairs with Baozi have been stopped like this. Ten days.

I glanced at Wei Tiezhu, pulled him aside and asked in a low voice, "Is your Marshal Yue whereabouts too?" Because I know that in the eyes of 300 people, there is nothing more important than this. It is still more than my marriage. For 10 days, if Yue Fei hadn't found them, he wouldn't have time.

Wei Tiezhu glanced at me embarrassedly, and said, "I will come to you directly before I return to education..."

I patted him understandingly on the shoulder and said, "Stop it, let me ask you Xiao Wei." Yue Jiajun's iron discipline can't be broken, although 300 is not separated from me, but it seems that there is always something unspeakable. Before seeing Xu Delong, Wei Tiezhu dared not decide not to tell me anything else.

Wei Tiezhu asked, "Big Brother Xiao. Where's my sister-in-law?"

I said: "Sister-in-law, you can't see you now, she's only coming back tonight."

"Then I have to go back to education before signing up."

I said: "Let's go together, I'll do some personal affairs by the way."

Wu Sangui and Hua Mulan followed when they heard that I was going to cultivate talents. Qin Shihuang hurried a few steps: "Wait, I'm hungry."

I smiled and said, "Brother Ying, you don't play games anymore?"

"Zeng Tian Fa You Sa (what's the meaning of playing all day)?"

As soon as we walked to the door, Er Sha saw that I had pulled up the team again, and hurriedly followed up, while greeted Zhao Bailian: "Come with me this time."

When Zhao Bailian heard the words, he clung to Jing Ke's back. It seems that if you don't pay attention, you will lose it.

I yelled, "Kezi, this time I'm not kicking people's places."

Ersha didn't care. He pulled my car door and leaned back, waiting for me to drive. I said, "Then Xiao Zhao, don't go." I think the three of them, Wei Tiezhu, can't sit in this car.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Bailian shook his head slightly, and said firmly, "I have to go."

Wei Tiezhu saw my concerns and walked over

Let's go together, we are also driving the car. "

As soon as he said I saw a Cherokee parked next to my broken bread. I laughed and said, "Okay, you kid, who will open it?"

Wei Tiezhu smiled embarrassedly and said, "It can be opened, and I have a book."

I remembered that his ID card was all faked by me, and he used the fake ID to get a real driver's license. It is estimated that he is the only one in the country.

We were divided into two groups and boarded in separate cars. I drove on the road ahead. On the road, I called my parents and asked them to list the names of my relatives and friends who were preparing for the wedding banquet and fax it to Yucai. Said to my old lady: "You and my dad think about the list first, don't worry."

My father grabbed the phone and shouted: "Thinking of a fart. I wrote it on paper. I want to point you to the day lily. It's cold!" It seemed that the second old man was urging him. I'm not idle, which really makes me feel a little embarrassed. The old people have to work their lives for their children and they won't get away at the end. After I got the bar, I have never sent money to my home. I know that the proletariat of the older generation must be I don't want to go abroad, but Beijing, Shanghai, Dalian, where to play. I couldn't get away and hired a full escort, but the two elders became accustomed to saving money. Secondly, the son was too enthusiastic to get married, so he didn't listen to anything and didn't go anywhere. I didn't dare to do this to Baozi's parents, it was not partial, but to really surprise Baozi, the old accountant I absolutely trust, but Baozi's mother is a person who can't hold things down, she has to show her stuff. Anyway, the son-in-law will have an opportunity to honor his mother-in-law.

My old man was born as a worker. When he was young, he had a grumpy temper. This would shout at me coarsely: "It's you, hurry up and send your gangster name home, I will print it for you, please paste it!"

I hurriedly said with a smile: "Don't be busy with Dad, you should pass the list over, and I will find someone to write it."

My father rarely compromised and said, "Well then."

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"Um, you haven't used faxing. Didn't the son of our second uncle downstairs set up a printing and faxing company? Just give him the paper with the list and let him help him."

Before I could finish, the old man jumped up and said: "It's all right, who is whose son?"

I:"……"

When there were still 200 places in Yucai, I saw gongs, drums and firecrackers in the school. I was wondering what was going on. Why did Song Dandan’s "Yuezi" be signed with me? Seeing the crowds and cars stuck in front of us, I had to get out of the car and squeeze in from the fellow villagers. People who knew me along the way said, "Congratulations, Director Xiao."

I became more confused. They walked in with Tie Zhu and saw that a large group of people on the campus was surrounded by another large group of people. The outside group was holding guys of various lengths in their hands. Someone was holding weapons large and small on their shoulders, and the two sides were facing a confrontation-the heroes were surrounded by reporters. The man in the innermost line was about to be hairy, and he kept shouting: "Say one by one, you say one by one!" But it was Zhang Qing.

At this moment, Zhang Qing turned his face and saw me. Leng Ding pointed at me and shouted: "You interview him, that is our person in charge, the head of Yucai."

When the dozens of reporters heard it, they rushed towards me like a shark that had seen blood, and surrounded me like a bamboo with a thunder and thunder. They poked the sticks of different lengths in their hands and asked one after another: " Are you satisfied with the result this time, what do you think?"

Wu Sangui saw so many people killed. Very alert, and whispered: "What happened? Did they know about us smashing people?" Hua Mulan said to him back to back: "It seems that there is no hostility." After all, the fat guys have been there for a long time. This kind of interviewing method that feels like home is not surprising.

Of course I know that the reporters are asking about going to Singapore to compete, but I really don’t know how to answer them, because the excitement should be more than just winning the gold medal, especially in cold events like Sanda. So much attention. Athletes take banned drugs collectively.

I glanced at Zhang Qing from a distance, hoping to get some useful information, but these people who had just been rescued didn’t care about me at all. Throwing an expression of schadenfreude and ran away.

Facing Lin Li’s microphones, I can only clear my throat and say solemnly: “Today’s results (not achievements), we have worked hard. Please rest assured that the motherland and people will live up to your expectations and achieve better results. Local results!” Then no matter what the reporter asked me, I turned over and talked about it, but the reporters seemed not to be dissatisfied. It was a female reporter who whispered to herself when she was packing up the microphone: "Can there be better results?"

Dismissed the reporter, I immediately went to find the good guys to settle the accounts, and entered the dormitory. The group of guys had already cleaned up and walked out with their arms full of energy. They all had such familiar faces, Lu Junyi, Lin Chong, Fang La, Fang Zhenjiang, Cheng Fengshou, Duan Tianlang...Amid the hustle and bustle, we hugged, shook hands, and couldn't help but I almost kissed Hu Sanniang, and she was screwed back with her fist. I didn't know who to talk to first, so I grabbed Zhang Qing again. He cursed: "I'll be **** as soon as I come back, are there any of you who are brothers like this?"

Zhang Qing laughed and said, "Isn't it a good thing, what a chance to show up?"

"Why don't you tell me when you come back?"

Kaoru Ping said: "Didn’t I mean to give you a surprise? We originally planned to show up on your wedding day, but we stayed in Singapore to deal with journalists from various countries every day. They were all yellow-haired and green-eyed masters. They looked strangely flustered. Is back."

Duan Jingzhu didn't know where he came out and said dissatisfied: "What's wrong with the yellow hair, haven't you seen so many people dyed yellow deliberately?"

I asked: "Seriously, how are your results this time?"

Fang Zhenjiang smiled and said, "Can so many people follow me if my grades are poor, Yuanyuan, quickly report to Xiaoqiang."

Wu Sangui and I asked in unison: "Who is Yuanyuan?"

Yuan walked out of the room embarrassedly, holding a small notebook in her hand, and handing it to me, "See it for yourself."

It doesn't matter if you look at it. I was shocked when I saw it. This time, there are a total of countries participating in the Singapore Sanda competition. There are 11 levels and a team competition. The Chinese delegation won all the gold medals. Until the last time I called Yuan, I didn’t leave a single bronze medal for foreigners, as Zhang Qing said. Later, due to accidental factors of division and grouping, I lost three silver medals and two. The bronze medal (was lost, not lost). I don’t know whether this is a miracle or a disaster in the history of the game. "The Volunteer March" would be humming.

This matter has caused a sensation internationally. Some countries that are not very interested in Sanda also sent reporters to Singapore halfway through the schedule. The International Sanda Association has drafted a series of restrictive measures against the dominance of Chinese players, including : The small glove is changed to the big glove. It is said that this can slow down the speed of the punch, and the audience will no longer be so dazzled; the previous time system has been changed to the 3 sudden death method, which adds a lot of randomness and uncertainty Sex, so that the game between the two players with disparity in strength does not look too monotonous and lengthy. The last proposal is because

The big criticism seems unlikely to be adopted, that is, the unobstructed move content is: each player must shout his attack methods and goals before attacking the opponent, for example: I am going to hit your head with a fist. I'm going to kick you in the chest. Wait.

The shock brought to the world by this competition is far more than that. This is what a local reporter in Singapore accidentally learned: The delegation players sent by China this time are all from the same school...

This is no longer a simple gimmick but a little bit of mystery. It is said that as soon as this discovery is announced, those foreign media who have already had a great interest in the Chinese Communist regiment immediately implemented a 24 o'clock chase and interception and capture tracking. Just to prove this point, when they formally asked the question, the team leader said lightly: "Yes, we are a school. What can't be said about this?"

So the whole world was in an uproar, just think about it, just like we all know that Brazilian football is playing well, but we will suddenly learn from Dunga in the past to Fatty Luo, who became the most powerful player in the future. Carlos and Ronaldinho now, Kaka actually graduated from a school, what would we think?

Yucai used the power of a school to fight against the world's Sanda masters, and achieved a complete victory. Compared with us, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry seems to have lost its illusory brilliance.

Facing the smiling faces, I was a little dizzy. I don't know if this counts as cheating. At the beginning I forgot to remind them to keep a low profile, but soon I became calm again: it is about national honor, besides, our gold medals were also beaten back with one punch, and there was no use of freezing, time stop, and the mess. thing.

Zhang Qing threw a gold medal in my hand: "I will hold it for you as a souvenir."

I lowered my head and saw Cao Xiaoxiang—Cao Chong. I was fiddling with a bunch of unknown things on my chest. I picked him up and kissed him twice, solemnly hung the gold medal on his neck, and said, "Son, Dad will give this to you. I hope you will pay back your father when you grow up!"

Cao Xiaoxiang frowned and said, "Dad, I don't want anymore--" he pulled out a lot of gold and silver cards from his neck, "I won't be able to take it anymore." All the cards were given to the little elephant as a toy.

Hu Sanniang stretched out his hand at me: "Don't give it to me, I just happen to get another one to make a gold bracelet."

I:"……"

It seems that trying to get the brand back is just a kind of aggressive performance by the bandits. This group of guys has no sense of sportsmanship and honor at all.

Wu Sangui and Hua Mulan posted them and asked me: "Where do you come from, son?"

I see there are no outsiders around. I told them the truth and introduced by the way: "These are the heroes of Liangshan." Wu Sangui hurriedly clasped his fists: "Fortunately to meet you!"

I also introduced to the good guys: "This is Wu Sangui, and the third brother did not rebel. This is Mulan." Hu Sanniang grabbed Mulan's hand and said, "Sister Mulan, you are my idol!"

Kaoru Ping asked me, "Oh, yes, who are those old men who draw and write in school?"

Not waiting for my answer. Yan Jingsheng ran up and said, "Director Xiao, you have to fax it."

Wei Tiezhu shouted in surprise: "Ms. Yan!"

Yan Jingsheng glanced at him and immediately recognized him: "Oh, Tie Zhu, are you back?"

My mind started to be a little confused again. I found Lu Junyi and Fang La and said, "A lot of new friends have come during the time you left. We all know each other after a meeting, and they didn’t take care of those who are unfamiliar in life. "

Wu used the corner of his eye to scan Cheng Fengshou and Duan Tianlang and said, "Will they go?"

I whispered: "Just our insiders, Master Wu finds a way to disperse them."

Wu Yong smacked his lips and nodded. The whole group of them have been in a foreign country for so long as a whole, and now they have become acquainted with each other. Wherever I go, you are in me and you are in me. Even the four heavenly kings and the heroes are all talking about it now. If you really let them pinch them, I'm afraid they won't be able to do anything.

I patted Fang Zhenjiang on the shoulder and said, "As for your Yuanyuan, you can figure it out yourself."

Fang Zhenjiang said, "If you think of any way, just tell her and you're done."

I glanced at him and smiled: "Do you think she will believe it?" Yuan and Hua Rong's Xiuxiu situation is not the same, I think this matter has to be discussed long-term. Fang Zhenjiang sighed and went to find Yuan.

I told Lu Junyi: "Let's gather in the lecture hall in 5 minutes."

Then I began to search for customers across the campus. First, I found Wu Daozi and Yan Liben who were painting in the auditorium. Zhang Zeduan was also there. However, he did not paint murals. He just glanced at the road that day. The prosperity of modern society left Zhang Zeduan. I was deeply impressed. He numbered more than a dozen sheets of paper and expected to draw another long scroll. I looked at a few at random and could not help but nodded. Although it was just a glance, the busy and busy paintings were like living, watching. When the third overpass, I almost died of sweat, I saw that the bridge pier in the painting still read: Apply for a permit, 135

Then I searched for Di Bian Que and Hua Tuo in the school infirmary. It was strange that the tea sage Lu Yu was also here. After I asked, I found out that Old Man Lu had come to ask for some medicine that can remove the miscellaneous taste in the water. I asked: " did you find it?"

Lu Yu handed me the disposable cup: "Try it."

I took a sip, the tea smells a little bit of Chinese medicine, but the refreshing feeling is really not something that the so-called tea maker (actually beautiful chicks) in a tea house can concoct. This is definitely not as good as Coca-Cola with a little saccharine on the market. Poor sales.

I continued to sip around while drinking. To tell you the truth, this was a tiring job. When I didn’t pay attention, I almost regarded Mr. Su Wu as the uncle of the communication room. I almost called a few people to the meeting by mistake. Now I see A person has to think for a long time whether he is my client or not. The most outrageous thing is that when I just got off the horse, Xiang Yu asked me what I was doing. I didn’t even think of calling him to have a meeting with him—in my subconscious mind, I had already regarded him as a perfect modern People~www.wuxiaspot.com~ In the end, it took a lot of hard work to gather people into the lecture hall. Then I found out that Li Jingshui had also arrived. Be handsome in clothes, pay special attention to the first button in the sitting room. I had a kiss with him and Wei Tiezhu for a while and I said, "Let’s have a meeting first, and I will have a good chat with you Xiaowei Xu."

Li Jingshui quietly said in my ear: "Brother Xiao, Teacher Yan is not your client..."

I saw that in the first row below, Yan Jingsheng was sitting with his breasts, next to him, Wu Sangui on the left and Yan Zhenqing on the right. I was sweating out a layer of cold, and when I arrived, I almost made a mistake. Yan Jingsheng might think I was. If you want to hold a celebration meeting or something, he will naturally follow, who has a strong sense of responsibility. Now in Yucai, he is basically the second-in-command. It is very natural that he will be there no matter what the meeting is.

Li Jingshui blinked at me mischievously: "Leave it to me." He walked over and whispered a few words to Yan Jingsheng, and the two soon went outside without knowing it.

I wiped my sweat and walked onto the podium and said, "There are no more people after the Revolution of 1911, right?"

Fang La shouted with the Four Heavenly Kings, Fang Zhenjiang and Xiuxiu: "Yes, you are!"