The First Chaos In History

Fat is Lu Bu? I grew up with Lv Bu? Am I going to put it another way: Lu Bu does this kind of virtue?

It is not bragging to say that although I could not beat him when I was a child, I beat him as much as I was in the second year of middle school. Er Fat was actually a good student in school. He just happened to catch up with my peak after being unintentional. Erfaan’s father is very strict with him, as long as he knows that he has to use his belt to draw him back from a fight outside-do you think his father is Dong Zhuo?

Although I knew this was true, I couldn't help but ridicule him: "Why do you look like Lu Bu?" I squeezed the fat on his stomach, "That's Lu Bu?"

Er Fatt sucked his belly back vigorously, lowered his head and said, "It wasn't like this in my previous life."

I casually said: "If you were Lu Bu, I would be..." But after thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't tell why. Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms seems to be a well-deserved leader. It is no good to say that everyone is no good, the red rabbit in Lu Bu Ma among the sayings , I can't always say that I am Chitu?

I squinted at him and said, "He Tiandou asked you to come, right?"

"Do you know everything?"

"Nonsense! What are you looking for Brother Guan for?"

Er fat spread his shoulders: "What do you mean, anyway, it's not with him, where did he go?"

I said: "I left after a while yesterday and went to another place."

Er Chuan said: "Really?"

"Then do you think Guan Erye will be afraid of you? He is going to rush out this morning." I wondered: "Furthermore, even though you have fought with Erye, you don't seem to have much enmity between you, right? If you want to find it, you should find Cao Cao. If you find Liu Bei and talk about it, isn't it because the lips of the donkey are not right for you to find the second master?"

Er Chuan said: "You told me when he can come back, right?"

I glared: "If you can't listen, you must be uncomfortable?"

Er fat smiled: "Don't scare me. Now I let you have an arm and you will give it for nothing."

...Really, even if he is not Lu Bu, I can't beat him with this size. This kid hasn't grown fat and strong in the past few years.

I leaned back on the sofa, a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and said: "Anyway, Guan Erye is gone, and I can't contact him. Do whatever you like."

Er Fatt was surprised and said: "I haven't seen you for so many years, why are you still like this?" He took out his cell phone. "Then I call my boss and ask him what he means."

After a while the phone was connected, Er Fat said a few words and suddenly passed the phone: "He wants to tell you."

I answered the phone and hummed, "Hey, what is it?"

He Tiandou hesitantly: "Where is Guan Yu?"

I said: "Don't you know how to count, you count."

"It's not for me. Yesterday you two got down on the 50th person at Dafugui. It has already been talked about, except for Guan Yunchang. Who has this ability?"

I said: "There are too many capable people, how do you know it must be him?"

"Hey, don't think I don't know what kind of people you have come to during this period of time, the generals who can withstand such a heavy pressure. It is only about Yu."

"Hey, Holmes didn't look less, then you can reason about where the second master is going, just because I still miss him a little bit."

"..." He Tiandou paused and said, "It doesn't matter if he isn't there. Actually, I admire Yun Chang as a human being, and I don't want to embarrass him. Let's do it, isn't Guan Yu not in Xiang Yu, right?"

I exclaimed, "You may or may not be sure, what hatred do they have?"

He Tiandou said: "Then I don't care. Anyway, I have finally found Lu Bu, you have to let me win a game, and I haven't reported the hatred of Xiang Yu that the kid broke into my house and smashed my dark room."

I cursed fiercely: "There is a kind of you come out, our trump card vs. trump card, I will use the brick to blow your face!"

He Tiandou smiled and said: "You are a fart trump card. Does the trump card make a brick? I won't tell you. You call Lu Bu."

I had to return the phone to Er Fat, and he murmured to He Tiandou for a while before closing the line, and asked me, "Is Xiang Yu there?"

"Go out and haven't come back yet."

Er fat sat on the corner of the sofa and said, "Then I will wait for him."

I was speechless. This situation was a bit like being forced to come to the door in debt. I couldn't run or drive away. Er Fat and I had big eyes and small eyes, and the atmosphere fell into embarrassment again. We originally met in a small meeting and talked with each other. But without a word, they found that they belonged to the opposing camp. It was very dramatic, a bridge, and a peerless Shuangjiao.

Finally, I couldn’t help but ask: “Where are you **** now?” After all, there is a living fat man who grew up wearing a crocodile belt and holding a cell phone. It is always difficult for me to follow him subconsciously. Lu Bu connected.

"...I opened a motorcycle repair shop." Er Fat seemed unable to adapt to such a conversation for a while.

"you are not……"

Er Fat seemed to know what I wanted to ask, and said embarrassingly: "The pressure on the college entrance examination was too great and I didn't pass it, and that happened later." It is indeed difficult for me to understand Er Fat's academic performance has been good. After listening to him, my mood was more complicated. I was also a champion of the three armed forces. He was also squeezed off the single-plank bridge under the ravages of the test-oriented education. The man has gone nailing his horses—the equivalent of repairing motorcycles nowadays.

I approached him and said mysteriously: "Hey, I want to ask you something."

"how?"

"Is Diao Chan really beautiful?" Although he was pinching me to Fatty Earth since he was a child, he is Lv Bu after all. The opportunity is rare, and the gossip that should be inquired must not be let go.

"Uh...beautiful." Er Fat was already a little bit aphasia.

I suddenly stepped back and stared at him and said, "Damn, the surname is not the one who used Diao Chan to threaten you to fight with me, right? I said that your kid hadn't had enough of that little lady's loss in his last life? "

Er Fat was dumbfounded: "Don't talk about this, I was married last year, so I can't fight with me if I hear it?"

I laughed and said, "Lu Bu is also afraid of his wife? You can't beat her?"

Er Fatty said calmly: "What kind of fight does the child play when he is two years old?"

"...Didn't you say that you only got married last year? Where is a two-year-old child?"

"The first child is three years old or not."

I was speechless again, and simply asked: "Why did you help that surname?"

Er fat waved his hand: "Don't ask about this."

"For that 100 prize?"

Er fat looked at me with scorching eyes and said, "You think Lu Bu is the kind of land that can easily be bought with money."

I couldn't help taking a step back, and I have to say that this kid is indeed quite powerful when he stares, and the Three Kingdoms is like a cloud. It's not a blow to be the first thug. But I still said: "What do you think you are a good bird, the second or fifth child who has milk is a mother!"

Er Pang shook his fists and said, "How do we say that we are friends who grew up since childhood. You said I can, but you are not allowed to talk about Lu Bu, otherwise don't blame me for being rude to you!"

Damn, come with me, what does he have to say, a fat guy who repairs motorcycles. Besides, isn't he just Lu Bu?

The poor cannot be moved, the mighty cannot be succumbed, is my Xiaoqiang the kind of person who can be frightened so easily? I opened the safe, took out a box of things from it, and sternly said to him: "Eat biscuits?"

"..." The fat man was speechless again, and all the games were lost in every game. We have rich experience in dealing with the fat man in recent years, even if he is Lu Bu. The run is as easy as it gets!

Just then Xiang Yu came back. He threw the car key on the table and said, "I'm full of gas."

When Er Fat saw this amazingly big man, he couldn't help asking: "Xiang Yu?"

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Xiang Yu looked at him. Said: "Are you?"

Erpang hurriedly introduced himself: "Fortunately, I'm lucky to meet, I'm Lu Bulu Fengxian."

Seeing that Er Fat was about to put the biscuit in his mouth and put it down, I was so annoyed that I slapped my chest, and said casually: "This is the number one warrior of the Three Kingdoms." I hope this flattery will make the fat man comfortable. Bring him into submission. What annoyed me some day. I ate the biscuits and still cried like I did in the past!

Xiang Yu heard that he was a military commander, so he nodded to Erpang to show his politeness, and then he was about to go upstairs. Erpang hurriedly dropped his cookies: "Xiang Yu, I want to fight you."

Xiang Yu turned his head and looked at Er Fat in wonder. Immediately looking at me, I pointed to two fats: "This is He Tiandou's person."

Xiang Yu glanced at Erpang again, and said, "I have nothing to do with He Tiandou. If you want to fight, you can find someone else."

This is what I thought about a long time ago. Is Xiang Yu someone who can let you lead your nose? The overlord of Xichu was arrogant, and there was no one else in his eyes. What "first fierce general" Yunyun thinks is a scum of shit, and he is polite to nod at you when he is in a good mood. He doesn't even bother to hit you even if he doesn't want to pay attention to you. So He Tiandou said he wanted to beat me with Xiang Yu in no rush.

Seeing that Xiang Yu was about to leave, Erpang raised his voice and shouted, "Hey, I am Lu Bu!" Although it has been a lifetime, he may not be used to being ignored like this.

Xiang Yu snorted without turning his head: "What is Lv Bu?" I snapped my fingers: I was in my heart.

Er Pang saw that Xiang Yu was about to go up the steps after a few steps, and he hurriedly stretched out a hand to hook Xiang Yu's shoulder, Xiang Yu did not look back, grabbed his head and his hand moved forward to give him a shoulder fall, Er Pang Shen Waist condensed. With just a click, the floor tiles were broken in two pieces.

I feel so distressed, I slapped the table and yelled: "You two fight outside!"

The two stopped their hands and looked at me together...

I packed up my things and said calmly: "Why don't I go outside?"

Er Pang and Xiang Yu shook their wrists and said, "You can fight with me, don't you even want to see Yu Ji?"

Xiang Yu suddenly let go of his hand: "What did you say?"

"Our boss said, as long as you beat me, he will help you find Yu Ji."

I hurriedly said, "Yuji, we have found it."

Er Fat stared at Xiang Yu's eyes and said: "You can figure it out by yourself. Let me remind you, it's hard to tell whether the so-called Yu Ji you are looking for is the person, but what our boss promises is: we will help you find the real one. Yu Ji."

Xiang Yu's face changed: "What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting, our boss seems to be more professional in terms of finding people."

Xiang Yu resolutely said: "How do you want to fight?"

I shouted, "Brother Yu, I can't agree!"

Er Chuan said: "Of course it's riding on a horse to fight. People like you and me are going to pull on the ground like infantrymen?"

I interrupted: "But we have no horses!"

Erpang glanced at me and said: "Xiaoqiang, our boss said, he will give you money and sell wine for you, but he won't help you get rich." Erpang wrote a number on the paper and handed it to Xiang Yu, "What? When you get a horse, contact me!"

After Er fat left, I asked Xiang Yu: "Why did you agree to him again? Don't you want to find Yu Ji?"

Xiang Yu looked at me steadily and said, "You said... Could Zhang Bing be Yu Ji? We found the wrong one at the beginning?"

I said innocently: "I asked you to confirm it several times. You said that she is the same as Yu Ji from appearance to habits and even steps."

Xiang Yu murmured: "I said giving up is afraid of disappointment. If I can find Ayu, why don't I look for it? Anyway, I must win this battle first." He ran out while dragging me. Shouted secondly: "Why do you smoke?"

"Follow me to find a horse!"

When I got into the car, I rubbed my arms and said, "Think carefully about what else is needed for the battle right away. Let's get everything done all at once."

"Apart from the horse, just give me a 130 iron gun."

"Where's the armor~www.wuxiaspot.com~Can you wear that set of Ms. Mulan?" The question was also for nothing. The set of Hua Mulan worn on Xiang Yu is probably similar to tight underwear.

Xiang Yu said: "You don't need armor, you don't need to catch opponents and you don't need to prevent arrows, and you don't need to let your people look at your armor to identify the main general's movements-the most important thing is that the fat man can't hurt me!"

I said: "Don't be careless, that fat man is indeed the top fierce fighter for hundreds of years after you. I have never played against him before I was 13 years old." This last sentence was too much, Xiang Yu. Haha laughed and said: "Where can I be afraid of Xiaoxiao now?"

... Er Fat is Xiao Xiao, then what am I? Damn it!

I scratched my head and said, "Iron guns are easy to handle. We have a blacksmith in the parents of Yucai students, but where can I get them right away? If you want to say good horses, British, German, and Turkish horses are all good, but it doesn’t take half a year to buy them. It will take three months. Besides, I haven't done this procedure. I don't know how the tariffs are collected."

Xiang Yu said with a sullen face: "Stop talking nonsense, where is the place with horses closest to us?"

I spread my hands: "Then it's a park, but..." Xiang Yu patted the car seat and said, "Go, go!"