The First Chaos In History

After a freshman, Hua Mulan tidyed up her front and walked out. Her armor was neatly folded and placed on the bed. She lowered her head and said, "This dress is not bad, but the buttons are hard to tie."

I put her helmet and armor together on the top of the cabinet—they reminded me of Jing Ke Sword and Overlord Armor. I don’t bite if there are too many lice. Anyway, I’m already thinking about it. I love stealing. .

When I turned my head, I couldn’t help but laugh. It turned out that Hua Mulan had tied all the buttons on her shirt upside down. Originally, she used buttons to stuff the buttonholes. When she got it right, she rolled the buttonholes all over and wrapped them on the buttons. I think this Probably more in line with their dressing habits at the time? Did they have buttons at that time?

"You are the reverse." As I said, I touched my chest to remind her, only to find that I was wearing a T-shirt.

"Reverse? How did that happen?" Mulan fiddled with her head down, asking for help.

I subconsciously stretched out my hand to help her, and immediately shrank back: Except for this shirt, Mulan didn't wear anything in it. It would be happy if I had to unbutton a few buttons. After all, Mulan is a woman. What if she is shy and kills me?

I had to pick up another buttoned dress and show it to her: "Look, it's like this..."

Mulan suddenly said, "I said it's so difficult to tie it." She turned her back casually and re-fastened the buttons. I took a look at her. As expected, Mulan's stature is not very tall, but she is very slender and has been for many years. The battle has kept her figure very good, still like a healthy girl, Hua Mulan, who has taken off her uniform, still has a refreshing and refreshing sense, and she wears a generous men's shirt, which is unique.

Hua Mulan changed her clothes. I squatted down on the sofa in a familiar way, and I said with a black thread: "Sister Hua, do you have sores too?"

"Sore?" Hua Mulan asked casually.

"Nine out of ten men, you...oh, you are a woman." I said, "I always forget."

Who knows that these words seem to have hit Hua Mulan's sore spot, she sighed softly, and said: "How can you take a bath?"

I led her to the bathroom, and I put water in the bathtub first. Then I taught her how to use the shower head. When I leaned forward to get her shower gel, Hua Mulan picked up a toothbrush and knocked on the wall and asked, "How much water can be stored in it?"

I said: "You can use it without worry, you will not stop washing the bald Rupi."

I put the body wash and shampoo in front of her, told her how to use it, and said: "You wash it first, and I will show you around in a while, Liu Laoliu told you. I am not actually an immortal world. "

Hua Mulan nodded and said: "I know, if I don't come to the fairy world yet-the fat man in the opposite room is not ill, why is he talking to himself?"

I said: "If the sick person is not here, I will introduce you to the fat man in a while."

As soon as I got out of the bathroom door, I heard the sound of my body immersing in the bath-the door was not inserted! Sister Mulan's masculine style is too tough.

I walked to the door of Qin Shihuang and said to him: "Brother Ying. Don't go to the toilet during this time." I'm afraid he will be hit undeservedly. Hua Yingxiong seems to have little respect for the first emperor of China.

I stayed downstairs for less than 10 minutes, and Mulan stuck out her head at the top of the stairs and was full of bubbles~ said, "Xiaoqiang, why is there no water?"

"Ah, no?" I said as I walked upstairs, and suddenly stood there and asked Hua Mulan, "Are you wearing clothes?"

Hua Mulan leaned forward, she was already neatly dressed. It's just that the hair is full of foam. I took a sigh of relief and followed her to the bathroom. I thought she didn't know how to use a water heater, but when I saw it, I found out: Damn, the water stopped!

Too much to discredit the 21st century! The bull who just boasted, dropped the chain at a critical moment.

Hua Mulan stroked her sticky hair and said, "What should I do?"

I had to lift the bucket and said: "You squat down. I will help you flush."

Hua Mulan squatted by the bathtub and asked me to wash her hair while she said, "Do you usually have to get two people in the bath?" This sentence made the water plant manager heard and wondered if she would take the blame and resign.

Mulan said while rubbing her hair, her neck was white and greasy. I interrupted and said, "Sister Hua, was it convenient for you to take a shower in the army back then?"

Hua Mulan said, "Hey, when I was a soldier, I trudged tirelessly every day to die. I found a place where no one was empty and wiped it out. Then I became a pioneer and set up a tent alone. That’s better. In those days, I was thinking about working hard with people every day. Who has the time to care if his body is dirty or not?"

I was stunned, a girl, in her sorrowful years, not only had to fight with the vicious Huns every day, she also had to beware of her comrades who could see through her gender. It is difficult to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing, and to be a sheep in wolf’s clothing. Difficult.

Hua Mulan looked up at me and asked, "Why don't you fall?"

It turned out that my work stopped as soon as I was stunned. I hurriedly continued to water her hair and said: "I am very emotional, the two of us have experienced almost the same--"

Hua Mulan looked at me in surprise

Regardlessly stood up and said, "Are you also a woman?" Before I could speak, I touched my chest heavily, and then murmured, "It's flatter than me, how can it be wrapped up?"

I took away her hand and said depressed: "I'm a fake man!"

"How do you say..."

I lowered my head and said: "In elementary school, there were two more boys than girls in our class. The line was uneven. My hair would be long. On the day of the performance, the teacher would draw me red lips and pigtails and drag me to my place. There’s the girl’s row, and no one can spot the audience and the stage anyway."

Hua Mulan chuckled, "Then you are considered a collective meritorious service."

"Yes, in the end, the teacher specially held a ground criticism meeting for me."

"Criticism? Aren't you a hero?"

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"...If I don't take the little girl from another school to the bathroom, it is indeed a hero."

"what happened?"

"A female classmate from another school wants to go to the bathroom but doesn't know the way, so I'll be a guide."

"What's wrong, aren't you helping others?"

I sighed deeply and said: "Thousands shouldn't, I shouldn't follow in..."

Mulan deserves to be from a military background, and she has more nerves. She asked, "Why are you going in?"

"Never go in, I am curious." I recalled the past, and said, "Actually, I didn't want to go in at first, but the female classmate from another school said she was not used to being alone, so I had to stay with her."

Mulan thought for a while and said, "Oh, yes, you were dressed up as a girl, but how did you find it through later? You...wouldn't you be standing and peeing?"

I grabbed my hair and recalled painfully: "I didn't urinate--after I went in, I discovered that the women's toilet had no urinals at all. The main reason was that the female teacher who applied my makeup was squatting inside..."

Mulan was stunned for a moment and laughed loudly. She grabbed the towel and wiped her hair. She patted my shoulder and said, "I also said that a girl who wants to grow up like you can marry someone."

I whispered: "That's because you didn't see our buns."

"What, who is the bun?"

I said with a bitter face: "I haven't crossed the door to a daughter-in-law."

Mulan asked hurriedly, "Are you letting you lead the little girl? I don't think she can marry anyone except you."

A word awakened the dreamer, and I touched my chin and thought: Yes, the girl was so watery in the beginning, why didn’t she forget to contact her--it seems to be good in ancient times. A woman didn’t have her sleeves drawn by a man. If I commit suicide, I have to marry this man. If I was born in that era and wandered around the street twice a day with my Wangbaquan, which month would I not accept a few hundred wives?

I smiled and said, "Sister Hua, according to you, you were seen by me when you took a bath, right? You can only marry me?"

Hua Mulan wasn't angry at all, and said jokingly: "I can't marry without fixing the problem of entering the men's room." She asked me, "Are you getting married soon?"

I said sternly: "By the way, I just told you about this. When we came back, you told her that it was my cousin. She came to attend our wedding specially from the field. She didn't know anything..." Tell her about the situation, Hua Mulan nodded and said: "Okay, then you can call my sister from now on."

We came downstairs, Hua Mulan sat cross-legged on the sofa, shaking her wet hair with her hands, and I asked her, "Sister, what are your plans this year?"

Hua Mulan stagnated and said inexplicably sentimental: "After fighting for so many years, I almost forgot who I am. Now, I want to be a woman." Seeing my eyes look strange, Hua Mulan lifted a leg, With his elbows resting on it, the man was full of anger and laughed self-deprecatingly: "Heh, isn't it difficult?"

I quickly said: "You are actually very beautiful~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Definitely a beauty!"

Hua Mulan waved her hand: "Cut, do you see me such a dark beauty?"

It turns out that she has no confidence in her skin tone. To be honest, she has a darker skin color than those urban white-collar workers, but coupled with her capable and bold military style, she shows an exceptionally mature and wild beauty, which is better than those advertised. The personality, disease-free groaning wild girl is more than one grade higher.

Through small talk, I learned that Hua Mulan became ill not long after returning home from the army for 12 years. She contracted a very serious stomach problem during the war, so she passed away just after coming off the battlefield, leaving only an eternal life. The beautiful name and the generational glory given to the Hua family did not have time to enjoy all of this. The so-called "being a window with a cloud on the temple, applying a yellow on the mirror" is just a kind of beautiful imagination of later generations of poets, let alone marrying someone. Therefore, Mulan had such a wish: to be a woman.

The problem is that being a woman is unprofessional. If Master Li wants to be there, she might be able to help a little bit. Dressing, etiquette, these are her strengths.

I can only comfort her and say: "Don't worry, don't say you are a woman, even if you are a man, I can make you a woman."