The First Chaos In History

Regarding how to let Win Fatty and Jing Ersha stay here for a year, I have a preliminary plan: in the first quarter, I will teach them to take care of themselves at home, and they will not be surprised to see anything, given their intelligence. And mentality, this is not difficult. In the second quarter, I plan to take two people to the surrounding restaurants to eat sweets or something. It shouldn’t be difficult to get mixed up. The third quarter is the most important one. The two people should be bored with the ordinary days. I will take them to the playground, ride in the bumper cars, play with the sky rat, and occasionally take them to sing a K. Victory in the fourth quarter is already in sight. I will tell them the truth at all and let them live in hatred of Hades.

　　 Anyway, I can’t let anyone know their identities. Of course, this is redundant, but in fact, the specific identities of the First Assassin and the First Emperor are "blacks" in my place. If they are targeted by the police, it will be troublesome.

　　 Relying on my salary of 1,400, it was barely enough to survive the year in peace. Baozi's salary was 800 per month, which was just enough for herself. Baozi is a thrifty and sloppy person. As long as he is not hungry, he has no idea about money, and he is affectionate. After getting along with people for a long time, he probably won't object to these two people staying.

I have always worried that Jing Ke would harm Qin Shihuang while I was not there, but it seemed that there was no such thing. He is now fully focused on the villain in the semiconductor. During dinner, I saw him hide a few rice in his jacket pocket. (My Adi!), I guess he wants to feed the imaginary villain. I think he is very cute, and I did it when I was 3 and a half years old.

Winning Fatty became more determined after eating two meals here. This is the immortal world. He ate at least 7 taels of a pound of steamed buns at noon, and added two meals in the evening. After a few bites, he said: Shaanxi dialect, it means delicious).” I suspect that the original reason for his unification of the Six Nations was because Qin’s food was not enough to feed him alone, and the eggplants, cucumbers, radishes, and tomatoes on the dinner table were not the same as him. I’ve seen it, and I’m really curious about what vegetables the people of the Warring States Period eat.

　　 In the evening, the four of us watched TV together. I sat on the sofa with my buns around my waist. Ying Fatty and Jing Ersha moved small benches to sit on both sides of us. You can imagine a man holding his own woman after a meal, with the first assassin of ancient and modern on both sides, and the first emperor who once unified China. That feeling, tusk, even for a moment I thought I was already Became a fairy.

　　 But the movie released on CCTV that day, I think it’s not more suitable for the two new members: "Hero".

Jing Ke was fine, but the film mentioned "King Qin" many times, and even the word "Qin Shihuang" was included in the final subtitles. However, Fatty Ying had watched the movie calmly, and he didn't know who Chen Daoming played and the costumes in it. Although it temporarily aroused his interest, it seemed to him that it was clearly a world apart from his kingdom. After watching the movie, he dissatisfied and said: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, this siqin (thing) is hungry. It's not that I've done it with oil (none), when the silk (time) is hungry or not, they will be hungry, so let's go to heaven and breathe (go)!"

　　 This is Qin Shihuang's film review of the movie "Hero".

Later, I figured it out. Winning Fatty himself didn’t know what the three words Qin Shihuang referred to, because that was the name given to him by later generations. Although he called himself "the First Emperor" and probably no one called him in his entire life. He "Qin Shihuang".

In fact, Qin Shihuang had the biggest misunderstanding about his current situation. He really thought that this place was an omnipotent immortal world, so he felt that he was nothing great, and he did not think it necessary to conceal his name. I think this is very good, as long as he doesn’t If people believe him, I can live steadily.

　　 Baozi didn’t believe it anyway. Her comment on Qin Shihuang’s remarks was to say to me afterwards: "Fatty is enough to blow it."

It has been a week in a blink of an eye. Jing Ke and Qin Shihuang have maintained a peaceful coexistence. The two of them can already use the shower and bath, and can switch the TV. Jing Ke still can't use the remote control, and Qin Shihuang can only press channels 1 to 9. However, I will use the "+" key to add channels. I am very grateful for the rich channels brought by the set-top box. If there are only a few TV channels as before, I am afraid that Qin Shihuang should have worked out a set of knowledge of the system. Now he has more than 200 channels. It's dazzling to see, and when it is true or false, it is also true. Jing Ke is inseparable from semiconductors like a fetish. It took him more than 20 years to buy batteries for him in two days. Sometimes I send him to buy a pack of cigarettes for me, and the money he finds to buy him sugar...

Qin Shihuang started from a very high starting point. He listened to music directly using mP4. He was obsessed with the camera function. This time he couldn’t help being curious. He had to ask me what happened. Before I could answer him, Jing Ersha had already used him. After explaining the theory of "little people", Qin Shihuang was dubious, and finally took Jing Ersha aside to study. I estimate that after a year of staying with Jing Ke, his intelligence will be successfully reduced to the level of a 5-year-old child.

　　 Baozi became the evening shift this week. As expected, she did not raise any objections. She is a woman who likes to lively and seems to have a good chat with Qin Shihuang.

　　 The situation is very good.

　　 After we had lunch this day, I went to sit down, and the buns went back to the house to lie down for a while, and got up after 3 o'clock. I told me that there was no toilet paper in the toilet and asked me to buy it. I just wandered out for a walk, bought a roll of toilet paper around half the street, and then came back slowly. I went into the pawnshop and went upstairs, and saw that Qin Shihuang and Jing Ke were sleeping in their respective rooms, and there was no one in my bedroom, so I yelled After a few buns, no one paid any attention to me. As soon as I pushed the toilet door, it was actually locked inside.

I knocked twice impatiently and said, "What is the lock, it's me." There was still no movement inside, and I thumped twice again: "Old husband and wife, quickly open the door, I put the paper down and went downstairs to look at the store. Yeah." Still no one said anything.

　　 When I got angry, I picked up the wall calendar on the toilet door—you may not forget, UU reading www.uukanshu.com was once stabbed in a big hole by Jing Ke.

　　 Then I saw one—butt.

　　 Hey, I know, I know that no beauty has ever shown her **** first. Even if she is ruined and needs a hero to save her, her clothes will be messy at best, and her **** will be half exposed if she is too much.

But I did see an **** first, and then I saw a beautiful woman in costume sitting on the toilet urinating. She was already very nervous by the sound of my knock on the door. Now a big opening suddenly opened in the door, and then another. The man stared straight at her ass. She was so horrified that she forgot to do something. She still sat in a daze, just subconsciously covering her mouth.

　　 I was also very embarrassed, and then I said something that made me admire myself: "Do you want paper?"

　　 After finishing this sentence, I put the paper at the door and hurried downstairs, my fragile liver leaped vigorously. After calming down for a while, I can't stop thinking about that ass(!) again, it looks white and slippery, if you can hold it in your hand, come *something, plus the girl's ancient costume, imagine her gasping voice And look, this tune is really dead! I don't know when she was Baozi's friend.

etc! Why do Baozi's friends wear ancient costumes?

　　Rehearsal? You don’t have to wear costumes and come home for rehearsal!

　　 Then suddenly a face that was extremely undue flashed in my mind—Liu Laoliu, it was definitely him! Is this* uh...the beauty in costume is my third client?