The First Chaos In History

　　 Open the elevator as usual to watch "The First Chaos in History" serialized by Xiaohua,

　　 The impulse signal generated by the fancy hilarious laughter flowed everywhere along every neuron in my body.

　　 So I care, I can’t help myself, I squirted out the three-two soy sauce fried rice that I ate the night before.

　　 In addition, there was also the high concentration of carbon dioxide that filled the entire room in an instant.

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　　 Xiaohua, the first-person narrative method that is regarded as taboo is polished by you with a knife and pen.

　　The huge project that puts the hilarious style through the 200W Chinese characters makes us hold our breath for you.

　　 The baggage you frequently throw out is the gorgeous brocade spun from the stars of the Milky Way by the Weaver Girl who eloped with the Cowherd but failed.

　　 "Everything is possible" if you don't use it on you, it would be a flagrant violation of the long history of human civilization!

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　　 The protagonist Xiao Qiang, whose prototype is suspected to be Xiaohua's deity, is portrayed as a "rogue bastard" who is good at making bricks.

　　 seriously doubts whether his identity for Fan Zengming's lines* after crossing is only a friendly cameo.

　　 However, Xiaoqiang, who is full of props, made a choice when facing the righteousness of the nation.

　　 The black-hearted jackal who coveted the treasure of China, in the face of the reserve of the gods, obediently obeyed.

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　　 The proposition that "the stunningly glimpse heroine Xiang Spore has an unparalleled charming face" is pure nonsense.

　　 Her shocking face can make the less able-bodied person tremble as if possessed by Wu Lao Er.

　　 However, the customers of Crossing who live in Xiaoqiang’s house are all admiring the inner beauty with a nerve thicker than the waist.

　　 I believe that Qin State, with this "inconsistent" Da Sima, will say goodbye to the troubled internal and external troubles from then on.

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　　 The shocking "Human World Axis Inclination Incident" made the protagonist shoulder the vital burden of saving the world,

　　 Invincible Jinbei teleportation makes the meeting of different characters in time and space no longer a misty dream.

　　Imagine Romeo and Zhu Yingtai mouth copying biscuits, having a rendezvous on the Acacia River in the evening breeze.

　　 Optimus Prime and the little match girl chewed face-changing gum and met in the dimly lit Tongfu Inn.

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　　The obsession of strong people's mind conceals the medicinal properties of Mengpo Decoction, and connects the fetters of reincarnation between the past and the present.

　　 The charm of the temptation grass is like a small flower that gently opens the vermilion lips, sending us a primitive call from the depths of life.

　　 Could the little flower in the previous life be the little P boy who waved his wings—with a little **** and a bare ass,

　　 With beauty and a halo over the head, UU reading www.uukanshu.com flew to us flickeringly-from the other side of the distant kingdom of heaven?

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　　 Xiaohua, you evil angel, hitting the keyboard will launch countless sugar-coated cannonballs of Pin Bianshi B.

　　 Even though the departure of the five-member group is not a sensational end to life and death, it makes us feel broken.

　　 Why every time I read "The First Chaos in History", my troubles and sorrows will betray me ruthlessly without recognition?

　　 Xiaohua, we have sufficient evidence to accuse you of being the number one suspect who stole frustration and loss from us.

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　　 366 stray dogs loyally witnessed the sweat oozing out of the temples of Xiaohua’s nose, day and night.

　　 This small flower surnamed Zhang needs to be carefully watered day after day with a powerful nutrient solution called "Monthly Pass".

　　Wait and wait and see, Xiaohua, who is imaginative, will be more careful about the chaotic plot in the new year,

　　 I sincerely wish that the income of the monthly pass next year will be even higher-it is by no means a bluff of "proclaimed" million!

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　　 Thanks Lao Bei! Please continue to support his work, absolutely funny