The Coercion of Scum

Because the scene was about to switch, we immediately changed the position while it turned black, and new actors began to come up.

Beside: "At Hulao Pass, Kong Rong's Ministry will fight Wu Anguo to challenge Lu Bu."

Then the light was given to me and my classmate who played Wu Guoan.

"Lu Bu, challenge me!"

"come!"

We began to wield our weapons to the clanging background music, and began to fight fiercely. Of course, it was just a symbolic collision of weapons.

Narrator: "At the end of the battle, Lu Bu cut off Wu Anguo's wrist with a halberd. The coalition forces rescued Wu Anguo, and both sides returned to camp. Cao Cao believed that the eighteenth princes should collectively defeat Lu Bu's strategy. Once Lu Bu was defeated, Dong Zhuoyi would get rid of ."

Hearing this, Wu Guoan first yelled, then rolled off the stage.

Then I played Lu Bu haha ​​laughed:

"A group of vegetable chickens." "A group of vegetable chickens."

Another person in light armor appeared.

"Let my Gongsun Zan fight you."

"it is good!"

Dangdang block.

The weapons collided fiercely again.

"Gongsun Zan personally fought against Lu Bu, and many battles went together and defeated."

When the narrator explained this way, Gongsun Zan also left the scene with a pale face.

After checking the schedule a little bit, my mood became a little lighter, because half of the performance had passed.

"Three family slaves leave!"

A **** face appeared.

"Second brother, I'll help you!"

The red face wielding the Azure Dragon Yanyue Sword also came.

"Brothers, big brother is here!"

Liu Bei also joined the battle with a double-stranded sword.

The voice beside him became agitated: "Ah, this is Lu Bu in the Battle of the Three British Heroes, so can Lu Bu perform miracles?"

The background music became more intense, and I also dealt with 3 people carefully.

"The three righteous brothers surrounded Lu Bu in the center, attacking Lu Bu from different directions in turn."

I was surrounded and waved Fang Tian's halberd for a while pretending to be.

Damn, these people's plastic weapons stabbed me so painful, can you do it lightly!

While I was making complaints from the heart, the script was still advancing.

"Lu Bu was lost, so he pretended to attack Liu Bei. When Liu Bei dodged, he escaped and ran back to Hulao Pass."

Okay, let's start!

I ran back abruptly, and then shouted lines.

"Red rabbit horse, get on my red rabbit horse!"

However, an accident happened.

It was supposed that I was riding a red rabbit horse so that the three brothers could only eat my exhaust, but the classmate who was supposed to play the red rabbit horse disappeared.

At the same time, a small voice eagerly reminded me.

"Student Zhu, Chitu Marathon, just went to the toilet."

boom--

Hearing this, my mind went blank.

There is such a thing? ? It's too much!

What to do? What to do? What to do! ! !

Without the Chituma, what is the thing I just called out? Will you be laughed at?

When I was struggling--

"Bong first!"

Someone yelled at me.

And I also subconsciously reacted.

"Diao Chan!"

Shion, what is going on?

I watched people appear who shouldn't be on the stage now.

With the skirt in both hands, she was no longer reserved, but hurriedly walked over, and at the same time, there was a faint fragrance nearing her.

Not only me, but even the audience was stunned.

Obviously the Red Rabbit and Red Horse should have appeared, why Diao Chan! ?

Shion's expression was very embarrassing, and her cheeks were blushing for some reason, but she still made a righteous and awe-inspiring expression, and then suddenly leaned down.

"——!!!"

I stared at Diao Chan, whose limbs were touching the ground, dumbfounded, not knowing what to say.

And Shion said in a trembling voice:

"Bong first, I, I am the Red Rabbit Horse, no, no, no, you regard me as a Red Rabbit Horse, and leave the battlefield quickly!"

A commotion broke out in the auditorium.

"Hey hey, what kind of development is this? Why did Diao Chan become a horse."