The Coercion of Scum
Chapter 537:
"What?"
The oleander made a dumbfounded sound.
Then she lowered her head timidly, and secretly looked at Mr. Wang's face.
"That's... why?"
"Oh, because reading is so boring, it's fun to play games."
"Yes, but there is always someone working at home..."
"It doesn't matter. Mom and Dad are working hard to support me. Anyway, I just need to live leisurely in this life."
Seeing the man's indifferent expression, Oleander's chest began to tremble.
Seeing her slightly flushed face, I guess she is starting to curse again in her heart, it's just that she didn't say it directly because of her face.
Then she changed the subject as if she wanted to change the awkward atmosphere.
"So...Mr. Wang, how is your relationship experience?"
"Is this? Although I'm embarrassed to say it, I haven't had any emotional experience yet."
"For the time being, it is a deduction item..."
After listening, Oleander muttered softly in a voice that the man at the opposite table could not hear.
If it weren't because I understood her lips, I probably wouldn't know what she was thinking.
But is no emotional experience a penalty item? It seems that Oleander really cares about each other's EQ.
At this moment, the man felt as if he had sensed the negative emotions of oleander, and opened his mouth again carelessly.
"Ah, by the way, although I have never had a girlfriend, I am still interested in **** with girls."
"Uh...what?"
Oleander's eyes widened because of shock, and even the short ponytail behind his head split like a thunder.
The man who claimed to be Mr. Wang was talking more and more enthusiastically.
"In other words, isn't it very comfortable to do **** with girls? I get excited when I think of it. It would be great if Miss Oleander can satisfy me. By the way, I think our eyes are close to each other. It’s great. If it's convenient, you can go home with me now."
"go home now?"
Oleander's face showed obvious twitches.
On the other hand, Mr. Wang looked happy, and his speech became more and more whimsical.
"Yes, when it comes to blind dates, the result is marriage. If I get married, I will have a baby. If I give birth to a baby early, my parents will be very happy. Of course, the woman needs to bring children at home after marriage. If you do, the dowry should be high-quality..."
"Wait a minute! Then take the liberty to ask, does Mr. Wang have any talent?"
I heard a crunchy gnashing sound from the oleander's mouth.
The smile on Mr. Wang's face became even stronger when she heard her change the subject forcefully.
"Oh, Miss Oleander still likes art? This is a coincidence, because I also like art. To tell you, I know musical instruments."
"What instrument is that?"
It can be seen that in order to deal with this man Oleander has been exhausted physically and mentally.
But then the man's movements completely broke her nerves that were about to collapse.
The man took out a small wooden fish from his pocket. Then he was like a drummer in a concert, and he didn't care about affecting other guests to beat the wooden fish.
咚咚咚咚咚————
With the rhythmic sound of wooden fish, he opened his throat to sing.
"Ohmylove, let's get married, I really want to have a home with you..."
Boom! ! !
He just sang a few words, and Oleander slapped the table fiercely. At the same time, he stared at the man with a terrifying expression as if he was going crazy.
Ah, it's over.
I covered my face and couldn't bear to see that my childhood playmate had encountered such a tragedy.
And Shion was also sighing, holding her head in her mouth constantly and muttering so miserable, so miserable, so miserable.
What Xiaomei said, she hugged the bear tightly as if she had been stimulated, and talked to her bear with a gloomy expression: "Benny, blind dates are like hell's special training."
Ji Xiaobai's words were even more emotional. He kept showing doubts about life, rubbing his head vigorously with his hands, his face twitching.
"Are you going to meet this kind of weird thing on blind dates? I don't want to be forced to go on blind dates. Or I will confess to the female students in the class one by one after school starts."
(It is best not to cast the net so widely, otherwise you will become a scumbag and be boycotted by the whole school.)
I sighed and got up from the seat.
I really can't stand it anymore, let me drive the man away and enter the dialogue directly with Oleander.
but--
"X Paybao arrived, 1,000,000 yuan."
From the man's pocket, a female voice of the cell phone came.
"——!!!"
Oleander's complexion began to change at a high speed visible to the naked eye.
Not only her, but we also felt a little shocked.
"How many zeros are there after 1?"
The first person to speak was Ji Xiaobai. He shook his fingers and looked at his sister in confusion.
As if she was ashamed of having such an uneducated brother, Xiaomei's face was very gloomy, and her tone seemed a bit rude, so she sent her brother impatiently.
"1000000."
"Oh my god, it's really a million~!"
The red-haired killer Matt...I really don't want to admit that he is my childhood playmate and one of the best relationships.
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