The Coercion of Scum

"Xiaoyu grew up."

"The bamboo family has a future."

"The old man is going to be the grandfather."

Ah, ah, ah, what are they talking about! ! !

Obviously, I didn't tell any adults that I have a girlfriend. I just said that I took a girl home. I just wanted to try to get rid of evil spirits. I always felt that it had caused a terrible commotion.

"Um...Grandpa...you...can you tell me what the **** is going on..."

I quietly interrupted my grandfather who was talking and laughing with relatives through my grandma, and wanted to ask him what the situation was like.

And the wrinkles on his face caused by all kinds of laughter hadn't faded away, so he squinted his head over to me.

"Ayu, what are you talking about?"

Ah ah ah ah, is this old man's ears not working well?

No, according to the situation at the scene, my brain is hard to use!!

While thinking about whether to take him for a pre-check for Alzheimer's disease, I bit the bullet and asked knowingly:

"Why are you hosting a banquet here to entertain the folks..."

"To celebrate you finally found a girlfriend."

"Ah ah ah ah why is it so high-profile!!!"

Obviously, before I walked into this door, I still wanted to keep a low profile, but didn't everyone in half of the village know it? ! !

"Because you said you want to take the girl home, I was thinking it must be a girlfriend or something?"

"This this……"

My face is distorted.

Things have become very big.

At this time, grandma also smiled and slapped me on the shoulder.

"So, when do you want to get engaged? When do you contact the woman's family?"

Ah ah ah ah I'm going crazy! ! !

At this time, Jasmine had already been struck up by the seven aunts and eight aunts.

"Where is the little girl from?"

"How did you and Xiaozhu met?"

"How long have you been dating?"

"How many kids do you want?"

Jasmine, who was surrounded by the crowd, tilted her head, her cute pink pupils gleaming.

"Me and the Lord..."

Ah, ah, even she was nervous about saying something wrong.

Forget it on my playmate's side, if I say all kinds of banned words that will lead to cold spots in my relatives, I will collapse.

So I hurriedly covered her mouth, and then nodded and bowed to the relatives with a smile.

"Don't take it too seriously, just come and have fun with your girlfriend during summer vacation."

"But I brought my girlfriend back to my hometown, Xiaozhu, do you intend to get married?"

My forehead began to sweat.

Marrying Jasmine or something... I never thought about it.

"——!!!"

Not only that, I also heard the sound of something breaking, accompanied by the biting cold that hit my back.

What's the situation?

Speaking of the source of this chill and killing intent...

I wincely looked behind my back.

The table over there seems to be for friends from the village, I saw the oleander sitting on the table was smashing and eating, and Xiaomei only showed half of her face, although she didn't say anything, she didn't seem to be moving. Chopsticks give people a murderous feeling.

"~~!!!"

For a moment, Xiaomei turned her head to me as if she felt my gaze.

As a result, the goose bumps all over my body just rose up, making me scared to death.

Here, what is going on again, why is Xiaomei so angry, do I need a hot spring to ease it?

I don't know what to do at all, I can only swallow a mouthful of saliva, then turn around.

The atmosphere at this table is simply the most enthusiastic in the audience. After all, my relatives are really interested in the events of my life.

But this is definitely a misunderstanding, can you let me go! !

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In the evening, after I had dealt with all the entanglements at the banquet, it was 8 o'clock.

It wasn’t until I found oleanders in some space at the banquet and they asked them carefully, only to realize that today’s banquet was actually a conspiracy that my grandfather had planned for a long time. The details are announcing that his grandson is going to get married, and he also entertained the folks.

Not to mention why he made the progress jump so many levels directly, the key is that today’s surprise was enough to frighten me, and then I was bombarded by the elementary school classmates in turn, even the oleander squeezed out many tears. There is one missing husband candidate.

As for Shion, it seemed that she was coming over, but her parents couldn't get out because the hotel business was too busy, and then she refused because she was in a bad mood for unknown reasons.

Because I have encountered so many extraordinary things today, I am exhausted physically and mentally.

After that, I took the time to bring Jasmine to the hot spring hotel of Shiyuan's house.

Her hot spring hotel is built on the basis of a spring that will gush out hot springs. There are 7 floors in total including the hot spring area and the accommodation area. Although it is a hotel, it is being expanded every year, and it is gradually evolving into a holiday resort.

But Uncle Yu is a very generous person. Children in the village used to go to the hot springs for free, even during the peak holiday season.

In short, I am holding my head and sweating in the men's locker room now.