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It is really impossible to guess the brain circuits of scientific researchers...

For example, the conversation time is arranged based on strength...

Liu Wei's words actually caused a lot of trouble for the people in charge of communication. Even though he repeatedly assured that these were Ning Wei's original words, they were actually not easy to use in diplomatic terms. Of course, to describe it as "not easy to handle" is actually very gentle. In fact, Ning Wei's wording must be reproduced in the original text to ensure that the subsequent dialogue between the two parties will not lead to any confusion or ambiguity. The staff responsible for delivering the message really racked their brains to process the English copy.

Chinese people do not like to show aggression directly like other ethnic groups. If possible, they prefer to deal with feelings in a tactful way. For example, in a large-scale ceremony, you first say some beautiful words, and then hold a session where countless peace doves fly to euphemistically express your true attitude. Everyone understands. In the daily language of Chinese people, "flying doves" has three names. Words are given some deep meaning.

Of course, this meaning is difficult to understand for non-Chinese people or those who have a profound understanding of Chinese expressions.

There are many similar ones. China's unique writing and language system allows many words to have different meanings, and some have the same pronunciation but different meanings.

Although the Chinese culture is vast and profound, it is definitely not only reflected in this aspect, but if you do not master these popular sayings, it will be difficult to truly integrate into the vast and vast Chinese culture. Even when it comes to diplomatic rhetoric, China also likes to use implicit rhetoric such as shelving disputes and since ancient times to make the other party feel the tremendous changes brought about by China's decades of development.

The change of just four words represents a meaning so profound that even those who do not delve into the changes in China over the past thirty years cannot understand it. This is probably one of the manifestations of depth of thinking.

Of course, Ning Wei didn't have much trouble.

An old man wanting to talk to him would not and could not be particularly exciting to someone his age. Relatively speaking, the comfort brought by being able to solve mathematical puzzles is definitely far better than this kind of phone call.

So he didn't mind too much if the other party directly rejected his unreasonable request, and then everyone would die and never see each other again.

Ning Wei feels that this must be the loss of the old man opposite. After all, he is still young, and the opposite person is really an old man. At least according to the current level of technology, time and life are relatively fair to everyone. , everyone has only one life, if you die, you will die...

So Ning Wei took a break from his busy schedule and spent the whole morning composing his thesis. At noon, he ate lunch brought by classmate Jiang, and then took classmate Jiang’s hand and walked around the Weiming Lake in the former royal garden, talking about it. A few LSP-specific cold jokes I heard from Young Master Xu made Mr. Jiang's cheeks blush, and he returned to his office with great satisfaction.

There is no greater joy in life than this.

Ning Wei feels that it is difficult to find a partner in this world who is extremely successful in both love and career at his age. This makes him feel a little lonely after being happy, the kind of loneliness that feels like being in a high place, and then I started thinking about some philosophical issues and discussed them with Liu Wei.

"Brother Liu, do you know how to distinguish a scumbag from a good man?"

"Um?"

"Let me tell you, a scumbag is the kind of man who, when he takes off his pants, is hard except for one place, and is soft in other places. After lifting the pants, except for one place, is soft, and is hard everywhere."

Liu Wei: "..."

This is really annoying. It’s just a show of affection in front of a single, but it’s really hurtful to say such things in front of a single.

However, Ning Wei changed the topic again and said: "If you accept the definition just now, do you think it can also be used to describe that beautiful country? Think carefully about the thinking logic of these people, they are so similar. What a scumbag! So I guess even though my request in the morning felt a bit unreasonable, they will still agree to it, because when I was telling jokes with classmate Jiang just now, I finally figured out their central appeal."

Liu Wei still maintained this silence. Many times he would rather talk because it was difficult for him to answer. No matter which direction he answered, he was afraid that this young man with an extremely developed brain would over-interpret his meaning.

This is a very troublesome thing. If Ning Wei's influence was still limited to the scientific community, it wouldn't be a big deal, but obviously now, Ning Wei's influence is not limited to the academic community. He is also a famous scientist and Internet celebrity, and even has a group of people helping him with every Weibo post. Over interpretation.

"To put it bluntly, they just hope to still maintain their chaotic capital, but they are afraid that I will follow them and make them unhappy, so they probably want to discuss with me and find a way to let them continue. They may cause chaos, but I can keep quiet, be a good young man, and don’t let them lead me astray, and I can cause chaos with them.”

It was a difficult thing to say, but Liu Wei found that he actually understood it.

"you mean……"

"That's right, what I mean is that you only need to use the scumbag mentality to bring in the thinking mode of those people, and you will know what they are thinking. The simplest analysis is nothing more than wanting to take advantage of it, but also wanting to be irresponsible. But Do you know what scumbags are most afraid of?" Ning Wei asked.

Liu Wei decided to remain silent, probably because she wanted to draw a clear line with the scumbag with this attitude.

However, this obviously would not delay Ning Wei's performance. After waiting for two seconds and realizing that this compliment was not up to standard and had no awareness of Senior Brother Yu at all, he asked and answered himself: "What they are afraid of is the scumbag who is higher than them. If If this scumbag can be more shameless than them, they will be even more afraid."

Liu Wei glanced at Ning Wei and said, "So you want to be a high-ranking and shameless scumbag?"

"No!" Ning Wei shook his head righteously, and then said: "I just want to understand this truth, and I am going to show you how to get a rich old scumbag to spend a fortune for me with just three sentences. Dozens to tens of billions!”

Liu Wei opened his mouth, but before he could say anything, the phone in his pocket vibrated.

In fact, Liu Wei, like Ning Wei, never makes many phone calls. Ning Wei is like this because his mobile phone whitelist is always turned on, and unfamiliar calls cannot come in. Liu Wei simply has nothing to do and no one will call him.

Ning Wei once accidentally saw Liu Wei's mobile phone address book. It was clean and there was not a single number in it. Of course, it's also possible that Liu Wei had two mobile phones, but Ningwei didn't see him using the second one.

Therefore, whenever his cell phone rings, it is an important call.

Liu Wei did not avoid Ning Wei, took out the phone and answered directly: "Well, okay, I understand, I will convey it immediately."

Two short sentences took about five seconds, and then Liu Wei hung up the phone, looked at Ning Wei expressionlessly, and said: "You are absolutely right, that old scumbag agreed to your request. , there are still... 2 hours and 37 minutes before your conversation."

"Do you think it's appropriate to use a bit to describe the old scumbag? Remember to use a bit next time!" Ning Wei corrected him.

"It doesn't matter whether you are a person or a person. I hope you can use three sentences to make a rich old scumbag spend tens of billions for you." Liu Wei said seriously.

Ning Wei frowned. Although these were his exact words, it always made him feel weird when they came out of Liu Wei's mouth, especially when paired with the hint of joking in the eyes of this otherwise serious bodyguard. color.

Well, he had to admit that there might be something wrong with his choice of words, which made this conversation a little awkward.

But it doesn’t matter, singles have to have some fun once in a while.

"Oh, just wait and see. But when it comes to the video connection, can you be there?"

"Does it matter if I'm there or not? I don't know how to use a panoramic camera."

"That's right!" Ning Wei nodded. After all, it was a video connection. As long as he was outside the video, the other party couldn't find him at all. Then he asked, "Then I will video chat with him in the office later?"

"Well, don't worry, no one will disturb you then." Liu Wei nodded.

"I've always been reassured about that."

…

When time is divided, it feels like it passes very quickly.

When Liu Wei walked into his office with a set of equipment, Ning Wei found that he had only written seven pages of the paper in more than two hours, which was becoming increasingly inefficient.

When he was reflecting on his inner self, Liu Wei had quickly completed the installation and debugging of the equipment. Obviously, this was not the first time he had done this. This once again refreshed Ning Wei's understanding of Brother Liu.

Sure enough, in this new era, a driver who does not understand office automation cannot be a good bodyguard. The world of mobile Internet has forced people to become all-rounders.

At the pre-arranged time, Liu Wei opened a software and gave up his seat.

The call was connected, and soon a energetic old man appeared in front of the camera, but unlike Ning Wei's simple office environment, he was sitting in a large study room opposite, with his upper body exposed in a formal suit.

Ning Wei, who was dressed in casual clothes, felt that he was being compared, but then he thought about it. It was three o'clock in the morning on the opposite side. What serious person would wear a suit in the middle of the night?

"Hello, Mr. Sackler." Ning Wei greeted politely.

"Hello, Dr. Ning."

"Um...before we get down to business, do you mind if I ask a question?"

"Oh...of course I don't mind, just ask, young man."

"I heard you're rich?"

"Wealth is a relative concept, certainly for most people, I think it is."

"Oh!" Ning Wei nodded, and then asked curiously: "Can I ask a very personal question, how do you get your money?"

…

In the video, the old man loosened his hands that were placed on the table with his fingers crossed, and leaned back a little, leaning on the back of a comfortable chair. One hand was placed on the armrest of the chair, and the other hand was on the other hand. On the table, my index finger and middle finger began to tap the table unconsciously. The microphone equipment opposite should be very advanced. It can completely collect the insignificant "pop" sound energy, and then convert the digital signal into an optical signal and then convert it into The digital signal is finally converted into sound and transmitted from the external amplifier to Ning Wei's ears...

Fortunately, Ning Wei was not in a hurry. He picked up the cup on the table, took a sip of water, and then leaned back on the chair comfortably, relaxing his brain.

After intense mental work, it’s actually good to have some free time to rest, just think of it as a lunch break.

In the end, it was the old man opposite who spoke first: "Yes, I am very rich, and my family is also very rich. This is the accumulation of generations. Do you know? I live a very tired life, because a lot of wealth is not accumulated by me, but by me." It comes from the grace of the previous generation. I study, think, work hard, and forge ahead more so that my knowledge and experience can match the wealth that I and my family have, at least not to be counterattacked by the wealth, you know what I mean. What? Ning."

Ning Wei nodded and said: "I understand, you mean that you are an excellent defender, not an excellent pioneer, right?"

The old man smiled and said, "Of course, you can understand it this way."

"Alas..." Ning Wei sighed and said, "That would be difficult. Our experiences are very different, and our perspectives on the problem are probably very different. For example, I was born into a poor child. Really, You may find it incredible to hear about the life I lived when I was a child. For example, I loved eating beef when I was a child, but no matter how much I loved it, I would have to wait at least a week or so before I could have one. It wasn’t until I was in junior high school that I learned that steak in Western food was actually It’s a staple food and doesn’t even go with rice.”

"I'll tell you what you won't believe. Apart from the school uniform, I only got my first new pair of pants when I was in the first year of junior high school. Really, before I went to junior high school, I always wore clothes that my relatives and brothers couldn't fit into. Old clothes, you must not be able to imagine this kind of life, right? How could a child still wear other people's old clothes when they are more than ten years old? It is simply unimaginable, but that was really my childhood. But really speaking, it is not I can’t afford it, but my parents are used to being thrifty.”

"Fortunately, after I entered junior high school, when I made it clear that I would wear new clothes to school, my parents also respected me and bought two sets for each of the four seasons. You know it was the first time I wore new clothes and new shoes. How happy does it feel to go to school? Damn it, walking on the road, it almost feels like the earth is revolving around me! I guess you have never experienced this feeling."

"Okay, having said that, do you think my ancestors deserved to be poor because they didn't work hard? It's really not the case. My grandfather was a fish vendor. In my father's words, he got up early every day and stayed up late just to pick up some fish. My family The old man served in the army and trained hard. After retiring, he worked hard in the factory. I remember that at that time, we had two weekends. But when the efficiency was good, the factory basically did not have two weekends. We had to work overtime every week, and we had to work for about 20 days every day. Ten hours. But the salary is probably enough to allow me to have meat for every meal, a meal of beef every other week, and then pay off the house loan."

"Tell me, who are you going to talk to to reason with this? Fortunately, I can make money, my family life has improved, and now I have the Internet, and my horizons have broadened. I can probably be considered a successful person now. But I Every time I think about the past, I find that the feeling of wearing new clothes to school for the first time is still the best memory of my childhood. See, this is the difference between us. I come from the bottom of society, and you were born at the top of society. .For example, Mr. Sackler, do you remember the feeling of wearing new clothes for the first time?"

…

The question from the soul made the old man opposite fall into deep thought again.

Obviously, this old man's obsession and impression of wearing new clothes are not as profound as those of Ning Wei.

Of course, this is understandable. For children who grew up in fine clothes and fine food, a new set of clothes is really not worth mentioning.

However, the old man obviously would not really recall what his first new set of clothes looked like. He was probably thinking more about what Ning Wei wanted to convey with his words and how to continue the uneasy conversation.

No one wants to stay up all night in vain, let alone an old man whose time is precious.

Then Sackler felt a little helpless, because the opening dialogue made him realize how difficult the young man he was facing was.

…

"A difficult childhood can sometimes become the most precious treasure in life..." After a while, the old man said leisurely, but before he could finish his words, he was interrupted rudely by the person opposite.

"Okay, Mr. Sackler, it's really eye-opening to me that I can actually hear the meaning of chicken soup from your mouth. My childhood was actually not difficult at all. Although I couldn't wear new clothes in elementary school, at least I I can eat enough every day. Although beef can only be eaten every two weeks, pork is included in every meal. My old man even specially ordered fresh milk for me every breakfast. It is really hard to say that it is not my turn. "

"My wife's childhood was really difficult! She is already in college, but can you believe that before she met me, she only ate meat once a week? Can you believe that she didn't buy a new piece of clothing in three years of college? Can you believe that the money she earns from a scholarship and a work-study program not only supports her school expenses, but also supports her family, and she also needs to rely on the scholarship she earns from school to take care of a younger sister who is in her third year of high school and a bedridden grandmother?"

"Damn it! Do you know why this is the case? Because her hometown is relatively isolated due to Shanduo, so there are only so many jobs available there. Because her father worked hard and died in an accident, leaving behind a white-haired man. The old mother who gave the black-haired man a gift needs to be taken care of, because her mother is reasonable and filial, so she decided to take care of both the two sisters and the in-laws who are lying in the hospital bed!"

"Now here comes the problem. I really want to find some money to build a tourist city there to drive economic development there, create some jobs, make the whole county rich, and make my wife happy every day. She is happy. I'm happy too, what the hell is wrong with this? Are you in the way of someone's family affairs? Do you want you to force me to complain? FUCK YOU, I'm giving you face?"

"FUCK YOU, don't tell me that that little girl who is so brainless and so bad that she oozes pus is really for the so-called environmental protection. What's going on with those transfer screenshots on the Internet? Do you think you are full and don't care if others are still hungry? FUCK YOU , Believe it or not, it really made me angry, and I dragged you to play with me and blow myself up?! Let everyone’s money disappear from now on, I’m used to living a poor life anyway, it doesn’t matter! Do you want to give it a try too?”

…

From the moment the first beautiful international greeting came out of Ning Wei's mouth, Liu Wei's eyebrows began to beat uncontrollably.

It is really hard to imagine such vulgar words coming from the mouth of a gentle scholar, and on such an occasion, facing a big-shot figure.

However, what he never expected was that when he uttered a word, Ning Wei seemed to be addicted, almost vomiting every sentence. In line with the angry look, Liu Wei had already begun to consider whether Ning Wei should be allowed to Calm down first. For example, you can cut off communication temporarily and let both parties chat later.

But in the end Liu Wei made no move.

Anyway, he wasn't the only one paying attention to this conversation.

Of course, more importantly, strictly speaking, Ning Wei is still a student without any official status. In Ning Wei's own words, he is just a common citizen. This identity position...

How should I put it, Liu Wei felt that there seemed to be nothing inappropriate.

…

In the video, the old man sat up straight again.

Probably because of Ning Wei's successive provocations, the old man felt uncomfortable, and his eyes looked a little solemn, even helpless...

Of course, this is understandable. I wanted to find someone to talk to about some serious matters in the middle of the night, but before I even started talking about the serious matters, I got a wave of crazy comments. No one else would be in a good mood.

More importantly, Ning Wei's venting of resentment is actually not unreasonable.

No matter who was being scolded by name and name on the Internet for so many days, he would probably not be in a happy mood, not to mention that Ning Wei was only a young man in his twenties, the most angry young man.

…

After a long time, the old man finally spoke: "So I hope this connection can solve some problems between us. Ning, my experience of living in this world for sixty-eight years tells me that impulsiveness can never solve any problems. . Many misunderstandings have been cleared up and clarified, and they are gone. But first, we must maintain the most basic respect for each other."

Ning Wei nodded and said expressionlessly: "I like to hear this! Well, I will try to stay calm in the next communication. I can respect you, Mr. Sackler, but only if you say yes In order to solve the problem, please tell me, how can I calm down so that I can communicate with you about more important issues with peace of mind, instead of getting furious when I think of those vicious words? You must have considered it before connecting. After that, tell me, Mr. Sackler, how will you reduce my anger? It shouldn’t be just these two sentences, right? CNMD, won’t you treat me like those sons of bitches on the Internet? Treat it like a child, right?"

The tone was much calmer, but the beautiful greeting was still maintained.

Liu Wei lowered his head slightly, and what came to his mind was what Ning Wei said before, no matter how he could get a rich old scumbag to spend tens or tens of billions on me with just three words...

Hmm... I've seen it and learned it, but I just can't use it...