Tech Hammer

The iodine water extraction experiment is not difficult. In Ning Wei's memory, it was probably an experiment required for the high school chemistry exam. He remembers it clearly because he performed this experiment during the chemistry exam.

Of course March does not have a pair of flexible hands, only a pair of clumsy claws, but it is no problem to complete a virtual experiment.

It was just a little slow this time. First, she rushed into her small dark room and struggled to push out a small table, then tinkered with the shelves, and then made decent yellow iodine water and transparent carbon tetrachloride solution.

How perfunctory is the animation? Yellow iodine water is a two-dimensional bottle with the words yellow iodine water written on it, while carbon tetrachloride is a transparent two-dimensional bottle. It seems that Ning Wei is deeply afraid that he doesn't know what the two bottles of liquid represent, and the fonts are very large.

However, the animation simulation process that follows will definitely make the chemistry teacher want to kill him, especially the part where the mixed solution is shaken evenly. March throws it up with his left paw and throws it up with his right paw, so the two-dimensional paper is separated. The liquid funnel bears the pain that it should not bear.

Of course, the last step of March's simulation was not wrong. The liquid below was specially marked with the word "purple", and the top was still transparent. At the end, after the purple font of the separatory funnel was leaked into the beaker, even the font was sublimated. Song Dynasty directly rises to Yahei.

If you take away the animation demonstration process that is obviously perfunctory to the extreme, I would rather be extremely satisfied. Of course, you can't ask for too much. Two-dimensional images are easy to create and don't require too much computing power. Ning Wei thinks this can probably be understood as March is naturally lazy and naughty...

Of course, the most important thing is that March now has the most basic semantic and mathematical symbol recognition capabilities, which is already very powerful.

After all, March's semantic understanding model is different from that of Apple's Siri and various smart speakers. There is no large database behind it. The only problem is that March's semantic understanding and expression skills may still need a lot of training.

Ning Wei thought for a while, and simply opened a port on the workstation, used the gadget he wrote before to remotely connect the mobile phone to the workstation, and shared his WeChat with March, and then limited the number of March to March in the background program. Can operate the dormitory group of Jiang University, as well as the private chat interface of Mr. Xu, Boss Luo and Liu Cong.

Well, it must be great to have a few super talkative people in the dormitory to practice March's semantic recognition ability. Maybe it can also train children in March to identify and filter out nonsense. Perfect!

After doing this, Ning Wei only felt a strong sense of sleepiness coming over him. He looked at the time and it was already two o'clock in the morning. Well, what did Senior Brother Lu say about him today? Well, not very particular about life, Ning Wei decided to live up to Senior Brother Lu’s comments, and then simply went back to the bedroom and threw himself on the bed...

Well, this is not a lack of hygiene, it is just to confirm what Senior Brother Lu said.

After the brain evaluates this behavior, Ning Wei goes to sleep with peace of mind.

…

Regardless of whether the person concerned wanted it or not, during the more than ten hours of Ning Wei and March's fierce battle, the news of Dr. Ning's girlfriend's exposure spread throughout the campus immediately. The ones who were most shocked were the students majoring in economics at the School of Economics. After all, the mysterious girlfriend who was so hyped on the Internet turned out to be their classmate. It was indeed amazing.

Fortunately, as Lu Dongyi said, this is Yanbei University after all. Although the students also eat melon, after their curiosity is satisfied, they will not choose to disturb the lives of the parties involved too much. Even if they are classmates, most of them will joke a few words and then send blessings after meeting.

After all, exploring other people’s lives does not coincide with achieving your own goals. For most students at Yanbei University, their time is very tight, and study always comes first. A little gossip is just studying. Few people would put the cart before the horse when it comes to the spices in life. In other words, students who choose to put the cart before the horse may have been cleared by the school's dismissal system.

Whether it is Tsinghua University or Yanbei University, top universities have their own rankings. The number of students who drop out of Qingbei for various reasons every year is probably never less than three digits. There are those who drop out of school because they fail too many subjects and cannot bear the pressure, and there are also those who are directly dismissed by the school because their grades are not up to standard. However, those who are able to stay in school and graduate successfully have at least the most basic self-discipline ability.

This is actually quite good. Even though her relationship was exposed, Jiang Chenshuang's life was not disturbed too much. She just listened to her eldest sister's advice and folded all her old clothes neatly and put them in her suitcase.

If Ning Wei knew about the girl's gradual change in mentality, he would probably be so happy that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear. In fact, he was indeed happy from ear to ear at this moment.

It just has little to do with Jiang Chenshuang.

Yesterday morning, I shared some of the WeChat permissions with March. I discovered early in the morning that there were dozens of messages in the dormitory group, and March was indeed involved.

It was Luo Xiang who first directly @everyone at six o'clock in the morning to remind them that it was time to get up and pee.

The other two people didn't make any move, but March responded with a signature message: "Meow..."

Luo Xiang typed "?" three times in a row and then replied: "Son, you want your dad to meow and meow with you so early in the morning?"

Then March directly replied: "You are Liu Cong's son. Liu Cong calls Ning his father, so you are his grandson. From this, your reasoning should be that you want your grandson to meow and meow together." "

Not only that, March also directly provided screenshots of previous WeChat chats as evidence.

No one remembers the reason. In short, Luo Xiang directly typed in the group that day, " @Liu Cong, dad, please forgive me! I never dare to do it again!" This sentence was translated by March, followed closely. The screenshots of Liu Cong calling Guan Ningwei daddy in the group and scolding his two other sons not to wake up daddy were also revealed in March.

The two chat screenshots coupled with the sentence just now show the extremely rigorous logic of the machine...

Seeing these two pictures, Luo Xiang, who was obviously not very clear-headed, was obviously furious, and a bunch of dirty words started popping up.

"Fuck... Ning Wei, how dare you show off to the world after you have a girlfriend? Being a father can't satisfy you anymore? Now you want to be a grandpa? See what you can do and take screenshots? Why don't you turn into a rocket? How about going directly to heaven?”

"You seem angry? Are you angry because you were proven to be a grandson?"

"Nonsense, I'm very angry right now. Let me tell you, it won't be over without a three-digit red envelope!"

"Incompetent rage is an extremely negative emotion that is not suitable for the body and mind. In order to alleviate your negative emotions, I decided to upgrade you to Ningwei's N-generation ancestor from the perspective of biological evolution. In view of the gaps in human history, intergenerational Calculated based on an average of thirty years, ad hoc N≥10,000.”

"I'll go, Ning Wei, so you want to recognize your ancestor and return to the clan? I have already taken a screenshot, and I will be your ancestor from now on."

Liu Cong probably got up at this time, saw the comment, and replied: "Then you can keep the screenshot forever. Your grandpa Ning is mocking you for being a caveman from 30,000 years ago, who has not fully evolved yet, Luo Ancestors.”

“Fuck fuck fuck, Ning Wei, I’m so damn irreconcilable with you!”

"Warning, according to the laws of the Republic of China, your last sentence is suspected of defamation. Yanbei University has a law school. The last agent suspected of defaming Ning Wei had to pay a compensation of 500,000 yuan to get a suspended sentence!"

"I slandered you? How can I slander you because I have nothing to do with you?"

"You once said in the group that I am sworn in comrades with drug gambling, and you said that I am sworn in comrades with you. After a simple calculation, we can find that your subtext is that ningwei is equal to gambling and drug abuse. Please apologize immediately and apologize in the group Send a three-digit red envelope or I will reserve the right to sue.”

"Ning Wei, you are very free now, right? You want to make a point, right?"

"He might be on a plane, or on a plane with WIFI."

"No, it doesn't matter where you are. It only requires one ten thousandth of the calculation to meet Luo Xiang's communication needs, meow..."

"MMP, aren't you Ning Wei? Are you the pet cat Ning Wei keeps in your notebook?"

"In view of the various behaviors of kneeling and licking words in order to gain attention during the exam season and thesis season, Luo Xiang and Mr. Xu are more in line with the definition of pets, so theoretically, you and Mr. Xu are Ning Wei's pets."

Then there are a bunch of screenshots of group chats in which Luo Xiang and Xu Ruixuan asked for help when they were about to graduate as a senior, as well as screenshots of private chats with Ning Wei.

Liu Cong timely sent a belly-laughing emoji...

Then Luo Xiang started frantically sending videos to Ning Wei in private chat. Unfortunately, Ning Wei set the video chat do not disturb mode and did not disturb him at all.

Of course, the three missed calls were ignored by Ning Weili.

…

Well, looking at the chat content in the group, Ning Wei smiled from ear to ear.

Really, Ning Wei thinks that March is perfect for chatting with Luo Xiang on WeChat. Supported by the computing power of a powerful workstation, March has quick thinking, rigorous logic, and is always so calm and unhurried.

With no time to wash his face and brush his teeth, Ning Wei jumped up from the bed with his cell phone and rushed into the study. The screen turned on by itself the moment the camera detected Ning Wei. The kitten was lying on the screen obediently, licking its fur. There are four more dialog boxes...

"Haha, take your time and play with those uncles, don't give me face!"

If it weren't for the fact that the cat was just a virtual interface, Ning Wei would have really wanted to pull it out of the screen and stroke it hard.

His response was still a cat meow: "Meow..."

After a few words of praise in March, Ning Wei rushed into the bathroom. It was getting late and he had to report to the institute today.

I didn’t go to give a brief report to Director Tian yesterday, so I had to go and meet with Director Tian today.

When he came out of the shower room, he saw a sleepy Yu Xingwei walking out of the room with two dark circles under his eyes.

"Hey, Brother Yu, didn't you sleep all day and all night yesterday? Why don't you seem to have a good rest?" Ning Wei asked curiously.

Seeing Ning Wei's energetic appearance, Yu Xingwei really wanted to cry.

Last night, he chewed on his paper until midnight, and heard the sound of Ning Wei returning to his room. It was almost two o'clock in the morning. When he heard that Ning Wei was sleeping, he went to bed with peace of mind, but the quality of his sleep could not be imagined. And know.

I tossed and turned until six o'clock in the morning before falling asleep. I was just woken up by the sound of Ning Wei taking a shower. I looked at the time and saw that it was only seven fifty.

In other words, after staying up for nearly twenty hours in a row, Ning Wei felt energetic after sleeping for at most five and a half hours, while he theoretically slept for at least sixteen or seventeen hours, but still felt tired!

Yu Xingwei sincerely sighed. Sure enough, strong time management ability is an innate ability of some successful people. The difference is nothing more than whether to use the saved time for multi-person hacking or to do more meaningful things, such as scientific research...

"Don't mention it. I couldn't get over the jet lag last night. I was very energetic at night. I got up and read for a while, and then I couldn't fall asleep. I almost didn't sleep all night." Yu Xingwei explained.

"Oh, then you might as well not go there in the morning. Go to bed and rest first. Then go there in the afternoon. Anyway, there is no need to rush your doctoral thesis. I just have to go to Director Tian in the morning." Ning Wei nodded, said comforting words, and then wiped his hair and passed by Yu Xingwei.

Why……

Looking at the light-footed Ning Wei, Yu Xingwei really didn't want to work hard at that moment. Only by staying with such a genius every day can he truly understand how desperate a hard-working genius can be.

…

At half past eight, Ning Wei came to his office on time, and then found that he had not been there for a week. The room was indeed much cleaner and tidier, and he couldn't help but feel a little ashamed. Then he took out his mobile phone and called Tian Yanzhen, and agreed to go to Tian Yanzhen at nine o'clock. Director's office. Then I started to sort out the overall ideas for adjusting the main program for March yesterday.

The processing of March's main program actually complements the data mining theory he is currently studying.

The reason is also very simple. Most of March's judgments and responses to input semantic stimuli still come from its own crawler function. It understands the specific semantics by crawling content from free Internet information, and after making multiple judgments Give appropriate reply.

Including the precise interpretation of mathematical formulas, many groundbreaking ideas have been added to the main program design in March, such as filtering messy and disordered information, accurately judging useful content, and contextually comparing ambiguous semantics. etc. all require strong learning ability to support.

Robert's operator approximation theory also inspired Ning Wei a lot, and the facts have verified the correctness of his theory. Therefore, when completing the big data algorithm architecture, these ideas can be added to it.

At the same time, Ningwei also has to consider how to further tap the potential of March. After all, Ningwei’s original intention of developing March was not to build a powerful disputing robot...

If he had to position himself, he hoped that March could become the most powerful R\u0026D assistant around him without any salary.

His cat can only suck and pet, but his cat can help with math problems and do scientific research, which is obviously much more advanced!