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Chapter 65 Dogs are also crazy
"My young lady is not incapable of resistance."
Uncle Ghost sneered again and again: "I finally understand. You tried your best to hold me back and tried every means to anger me, just to force me to take action, right? You underestimate me too much, right?"
He didn't think about holding back experts like them and letting others secretly investigate the seafood processing plant.
He has absolute confidence in that place.
In such a short period of time, even if Jiang Hao and others were gods, they would not be able to lock in there.
Even if it's locked, it's useless. It's so big there and East XZ is so nice. It's not something you can find casually.
"You are such an understanding person."
Jiang Hao was secretly amused.
Xia Yufei secretly sighed inwardly, her ghost uncle was good at everything, but his brain was not very bright, yet he still thought he was very smart.
So shameful.
"let's go!"
Uncle Ghost waved his hand and made up his mind. No matter what nonsense Jiang Hao said, he would not listen.
Jiang Hao: "Uncle Ghost?"
Uncle Ghost turned his head to the other side, pretended not to hear, and continued walking forward.
"Uncle Ghost!!!"
Jiang Hao shouted behind him.
Uncle Ghost covered his ears and walked faster.
"Uncle Ghost!!!"
Xia Yufei also shouted at the top of her lungs.
Uncle Ghost immediately switched to micro-running, and quickly disappeared with a group of people.
Seeing that Jiang Hao still wanted to shout, Xiang Meng pulled him and said weakly: "Brother Hao, he has run far away. He should not be heard. He has already made up his mind, and we should not be able to hold him back."
Jiang Hao: "I didn't mean to hold him back!"
"Ah? Then why did you call him? Hier~~"
Xiang Meng looked confused and inadvertently burped. His face immediately turned red to the base of his neck and his head lowered.
Jiang Hao: "Oh! I turned over the meat sauce before he sat in that seat. I wanted to tell him that his pants were dirty."
Xiang Meng: "Ah?"
Xia Yufei: "I saw it too and wanted to remind him."
"There are a lot of wild dogs and thieves here. If he's so "showy", something could easily happen."
Jiang Hao took a sip of Bingkuola and felt a little gloating about his misfortune.
"Can you let me go now?"
Xia Yufei glanced at him, her forehead was full of black lines, this guy was still hugging her! His hands were still groping around.
"Why do you have to let go? Isn't this good?"
Jiang Hao chuckled, and with a strong hand, he actually hugged her directly onto his right leg, put one arm around her waist, and acted like a big brother: "Here, give me some fish balls to feed me."
"OK!"
Xia Yufei smiled brightly at him.
Then Jiang Hao felt the weight on his thighs increase sharply, his arms were stretched open by flesh, and his body was squeezed by flesh.
"Crack!"
The chair finally couldn't bear the weight and broke into pieces.
"Holy shit! My ass."
Jiang Hao screamed strangely.
"Crack!"
"my leg!!!"
On the way back to the car, Uncle Ghost became more and more angry as he thought about it.
After listening to Jiang Hao's ramble for so long, I didn't get any information. I was so angry that I almost had a heart attack.
What a mess.
"Uncle Ghost!"
"Get out! Leave me alone."
"But."
"I told you to leave me alone."
Uncle Ghost kicked away the subordinate who came up to talk to him: "I'm so angry right now, I'm so annoyed!"
"Ah——Who the hell bit my butt."
Uncle Gui suddenly shouted and turned around to see seven or eight wild dogs behind him. In the distance, a large number of wild dogs were running towards him.
There was still one hanging on his butt.
"Mist grass!"
Uncle Ghost was so angry that he cursed loudly, and supernatural powers surged around his body, shaking all the dogs away.
But those dogs were like crazy, rushing towards him desperately.
"court death!"
Uncle Ghost became angry, and his superpowers exploded, and he brutally slaughtered the dog.
"Someone killed the dog."
People walking on the beach saw this scene, taking photos and videos.
"You're actually hurting a dog!"
When the restaurant owner heard the news, he exploded.
He is a dog lover and the general leader of the C City Dog Lovers Alliance. Not only does he raise many dogs, but he also takes out the leftovers from the restaurant every day to entertain these stray dogs, so there will be a lot of people gathering here every night. Stray dogs, waiting for him to feed.
He directly posted videos and pictures in the dog-loving group.
Then dog lovers from City C swarmed in, including many high-level psychics, and surrounded the area.
"I'll go! Is there a big fuss?"
Jiang Hao was eating hot pot and watching the "big battle" taking place on the beach not far away.
A gloating smile appeared on his face.
"Have you planned this for a long time?"
Xia Yufei frowned: "How did you do it?"
"Produced by Datang Qiwu Fang, the secret sauce makes even dogs crazy."
Jiang Hao put a bottle of sauce on the table: "Smear this sauce on a person and activate it with secret words, and the nearby dogs will rush towards the target crazily. It is a very powerful prank prop."
"Have you already planned everything?"
Xia Yufei looked at Jiang Hao in shock.
Jiang Hao retreated tactically: "Of course! Otherwise, why do you think I came all the way here to eat hot pot? What's wrong with me?"
Xia Yufei nodded.
Jiang Hao: "I think you might also want to try the feeling of being chased by a dog."
"No! I'd rather sleep with you."
Xia Yufei shook her head repeatedly.
"The dogs are so pitiful."
Xiang Meng watched eagerly, tears flashing in his eyes.
"Death is a very sad thing, but it is not a relief."
Jiang Hao picked up a piece of meat and put it into Xiang Meng's bowl:
"When they die for me, they die for the country. Their death is glorious and heavier than Mount Tai. They will definitely have a good pregnancy in their next life."
"Can you argue with this? Are they the dogs of your Tang Dynasty?"
Xia Yufei pulled her lower eyelids with her hands: "As a dog lover, I despise you, despise you, despise you!!!"
"Brother Hao! Can you please stop bullying dogs in the future?"
Xiang Meng also looked at Jiang Hao with tears in his eyes.
Jiang Hao: "Does the meat smell good?"
Xiang Meng nodded: "It smells pretty good."
Xia Yufei: "Not bad!"
"You are shouting to protect dogs and not bully dogs, and then you are eating other people's meat and saying it tastes delicious! Isn't this too much of a double standard?"
Jiang Hao spread his hands and looked at them speechlessly.
Xiang Meng was shocked all over. She said in disbelief: "Brother Hao, are you talking about this meat?"
Jiang Hao nodded: "Yeah! Some of them are dog meat."
"ah----"
Xiang Meng screamed and ran to the side to vomit.
Xia Yufei also froze. There was still meat on the chopsticks and she was about to put it into her open mouth.
After stopping for seven or eight seconds, she finally put the meat into her mouth and started chewing:
"I'm still wondering what kind of meat this is! Why haven't I eaten it before? It turns out to be dog meat! No wonder this dog meat is called fragrant meat. It is indeed very fragrant."
"If you like it, eat more. These are all freshly cooked."
Jiang Hao pinched some more for her.
"Hmm~~ It's delicious, by the way! Isn't the owner of this store a dog lover? Why is he still selling dog meat?"
Xia Yufei asked suspiciously while eating.
Jiang Hao: "If he doesn't sell dog meat, why does he raise so many dogs? Why does he attract so many stray dogs?"
Xia Yufei: "Then why does he pretend to be a dog lover?"
Jiang Hao: "If you don't pretend to be a big dog, how can others safely give him dogs that they can't keep or dogs that they spent money to rescue from dog dealers?"
Xia Yufei: "I'll go! Is this guy really good at playing?"
Jiang Hao: "Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills!"
Xiang Meng: vomit~~
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