Spoiling History: Starting from the Three Kingdoms

Zhuge Liang has always been diligent in his work, but that presupposes that he is not disturbed by other people.

"Bang!" Zhang Fei, whose face turned red from drinking, accidentally broke a jar. Zhuge Liang on the other side finally couldn't help it anymore.

"What do the three generals want?"

"Hey!" Zhang Fei burped and was very happy.

"Brother Zilong told me, Military Advisor, you and your eldest brother made sacrifices when you were watching the auspiciousness in the side hall!"

"So I plan to make a sacrifice as well and invite the juniors in the light curtain... Hier... to have a drink together!"

Zhuge Liang temporarily put down his work and watched Zhang Fei busy, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.

Finally, seeing Zhang Fei ordering his soldiers to carry half a pig in, Zhuge Liang had no choice but to reach out and stop him. If he didn't stop him, he doubted whether this side hall could survive today.

"Third General, please remove all of this. I will take charge."

Zhuge Liang took over the command unceremoniously and ordered the soldiers to carry back the annoying half-mouthed pig.

All the messy bills, incense burners, yellow paper, dog blood, etc. that had been installed on the scene were also removed.

If he knew that this was a blessing and sacrifice, the servant who brought the things over might have started to spread rumors that the Gongan County House was haunted.

The Three Generals are good at everything, but it's a pity that it's hard to evaluate him for his tendency to drink.

Zhuge Liang was complaining in his mind while placing the three small jars brought by Zhang Fei directly below the light curtain in his memory.

"Second brother, you are here too! The military advisor is offering sacrifices to the light curtain for me. Second brother, do you want to come with me?"

Zhuge Liang heard Zhang Fei's voice behind him and turned around to see Guan Yu standing at the door looking in curiously.

The iconic beard was covered with a cloth bag for protection, and he was wearing a bunt outfit and steaming with heat. It looked like he had just finished sweating in the martial arts arena.

"In that case..." Guan Yu's brown face showed a hint of thought: "Military advisor, wait for me."

However, Guan Yu had already left and returned in a moment, holding a scroll of bamboo slips in his hand.

"The speech of this generation is quite unique. This is a volume of "Spring and Autumn" that Guan got by chance when he broke into Nanjun. He gave it to the descendants as a reward. At the same time, he also hopes that the descendants can read more and increase their cultivation."

Guan Yu explained this.

Kong Ming accepted it clearly, so a piece of silk cloth was spread on the open space in the center of the side hall, and three small jars and a roll of bamboo slips were placed together.

After bowing to the center of the side hall, Kong Ming said:

"I beg your auspicious spirit to appear. This is the gift from General Guan Yu and General Zhang Fei as a reward for the light curtain."

There was a flash of light in the dim side hall, and several things on the ground disappeared.

Kong Ming also seemed to have a clear understanding in his heart. It seemed that this light curtain was really auspicious as the Lord said. It was informal and focused on sincerity and spirituality.

Guan Yu bowed meticulously and thanked the military advisor, and by the way dragged Zhang Fei away who was still clamoring for a drink - he was very aware of this sworn brother's bad habits.

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There was a lot of express delivery this time. Wen Mang got the call and talked hard before getting the courier to deliver it to his door.

Unreasonably and unexpectedly, the gift this time was also very simple.

It is a bamboo slip that looks very dated at first glance. There is a piece of paper attached to it, which reads:

Guan Yunchang, the general of Shoutinghou of Han Dynasty, gave it as a gift.

Three beautifully crafted small altars also have a piece of paper attached, which reads:

Zhang Yide, the general of Han Zhonglang, presented it as a gift.

The handwriting on the two pieces of paper is elegant and graceful, obviously written by the same person.

Hey, don’t say it yet! Wen Mang smiled. As a fan, our way of urging updates is quite sentimental.

After placing the things in place, Wen Mang clicked into the status of taking pictures and uploading them again. There was only a simple line in the status: New video in progress!

After thinking about it, Wen Mang simply posted this photo and the photo of the jade pendant from last time to his circle of friends.

After all, this is a small step towards becoming a full-time video host, and it is worth celebrating!

Why don't you order some crayfish to be indulgent while catching up on the video tonight?

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At the Gong'an County House, Kong Ming, who had just finished eating soup cakes, touched his stomach and looked at the light screen unfolding above his head.

Not surprisingly, it was something he sent on behalf of Generals Guan and Zhang.

Surprisingly, there was also a picture of what looked like food.

It was something Kong Ming had never seen before. It was very similar to shrimps, but several times larger. They were placed in a large bowl with red sauce and a few vegetables. They looked... ...I have an unexpected appetite.

Especially in today's winter, Kong Ming felt his saliva secreting. Why did he feel hungry again after just eating the soup cake? Just read the comments.

[Laughing, to be honest, this fan is quite sophisticated. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei had this official position during the Battle of Chibi.

It's really thoughtful. It's really hard to get bamboo slips now. Have you opened it and read it? What's inside?

No matter what's in it, it's not as real as this pot of crayfish. To be honest, I don't know what's good about the ancient times that people talk about on the Internet every day. You can't eat chili peppers, you can't eat crayfish.

It’s not that bad. The crayfish we often eat now is Procambarus clarkii, an American species introduced from Japan. However, there are also three native crayfish in China, the Northeastern crayfish, P. strogenii, and the Korean crayfish. It’s just that these three types of crayfish are all produced in the Northeast.

So theoretically, people in the Three Kingdoms can also eat garlic crayfish? But probably only Boss Cao can eat it with his cheeks open. It should be difficult for Bei Bei to eat it. If Sun Shiwan wants to eat it, his navy will have to steal it.

Sun Shiwan's navy is just a group of high-level landlubbers at sea. If there is a regular navy, Taiwan can be used as a springboard. Whether it is going north to Japan or south to Indonesia, it can be regarded as a good escape route.

There is no way. Our ancient shipbuilding technology has all gone to building ships. Those things are really useless for navigation. There were navy in the Spring and Autumn Period, but it was not until the Ming Dynasty 1,600 years later that Zheng He went to the West. .

But fortunately, six hundred years after Zheng He's voyages to the West, we already have aircraft carriers, roaming the territory, and we have mastered the pinnacle of human military power! 】

"Go and ask General Guan and General Zhao to come over." Kong Ming ordered as he went out.

He understands the principle of one person's shortcomings. If multiple people analyze these words, they may be able to see some completely different information.

However, within a few breaths, Kong Ming saw Guan Yu and Zhao Yun running over. When he saw Kong Ming standing at the door with the doors and windows closed, he had already made a guess.

Zhao Yun looked up as soon as he entered the door and saw the dazzling pot of crayfish, but unfortunately it was just a picture.

"Isn't this a cricket?" Zhao Yun blurted out.

"General Zhao recognizes this object?"

"When I was young and following General Gongsun Zan, I saw this kind of thing in Liaodong. The locals called it a cricket, but it was smaller than this one."

Zhao Yun stretched out his hand and made a gesture: "However, the local people basically just roast it and eat it. The mud smell is a bit stronger and there is less meat. To satisfy their greed, the children will dig some and roast it."

Kong Ming smiled and said: "Then when we defeat Cao Cao, we must go to Liaodong to see what this thing will taste like when cooked with garlic."

Guan Yu suggested: "It seems that the descendants of this generation will respond quickly every time they receive something. After that, it is best for me to sacrifice things to the descendants together and wait a while to avoid missing important information."

Kong Ming nodded: "What General Guan said is very reasonable."

For example, Liu Bei is not here now. The servant said that Jingzhou Mu took Adou out and said he was looking for General Huang.

It is said that before leaving the house, Jingzhou Mu's expression was very frightening, and he even beat Adou, which was rare, and made the servant feel very distressed.

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