Sorry, the System is Really Amazing

Ye Chen was in a particularly good mood today, so he cooked for himself and made a lunch.

The exquisite cooking skills of Sichuan cuisine made Zuo Zichang very addicted to eating.

In the afternoon, Chen Song drove some medicinal materials over.

Chen Song has also long heard the name of the No. 1 haunted house in Sichuan Province, so when he learned that the house had changed hands and became Ye Chen's mansion, he was as surprised as Zuo Zichang.

Chen Song couldn't prepare all the medicinal materials Ye Chen needed in a short period of time. Ye Chen checked and found that the medicinal materials for refining [Zenggao Pill] were all in place.

After dinner, Zuo Zichang and Chen Song bid farewell and left.

Ye Chen began to make alchemy!

After several hours of tinkering, a lot of elixirs were refined, such as [Nursing Beauty Pill], [Strengthening the Root and Peiyuan Pill] and so on, and each refined a few furnaces. [Zenggao Pills] also refines a full 100 pills.

The entire manor was filled with a strong and mellow medicinal fragrance, and even those ghosts and paper horses and paper dogs enjoyed it very much when they smelled the medicinal fragrance.

[Zenggao Pill] About the size of a longan, the whole body is milky white. On the surface of the elixir, a line of elixir is clear and natural, like a knife carved with an axe, penetrating three points into a wood.

This 'Zenggao Pill' should be very marketable. In modern society, whether it is job hunting or blind date selection, there are more or less requirements for height. A person's height is mostly determined by genetics. And my practice The 'Zenggao Pill' released will undoubtedly be able to break the shackles of life and create incredible miracles—”

Ye Chen knows the value of 【Zenggao Pill】.

But, Ye Chen doesn't know the specific efficacy of [Zenggao Pill]. For example, how many centimeters can you grow taller after taking one [Zenggao Pill].

This elixir must be fine. However, I'm not sure about the details. How about recruiting some volunteers to test the elixir for free, so that I can find out the efficacy of this elixir! Ye Chen pondered.

He himself does not want to grow taller. The height of 182 can be regarded as improvise.

Right now, Ye Chen recruited Mirror Ghost and Wall Ghost, and asked them to go to the urban area of ​​the wine market to distribute leaflets early tomorrow morning, looking for volunteers in need of growing taller.

Nothing to say all night.

the next day.

Around eleven o'clock in the morning.

An underground parking lot in a bustling commercial district of Liquor City.

The parking lot with thousands of parking spaces is almost full at this time.

Suddenly, I saw a piece of A4 paper stuck on the windshield of every car in the parking lot.

Holding the grass... What the hell is this advertising flyer? A middle-aged fat man came to drive, tore off the A4 paper on the windshield, took a look in front of him, and then laughed out loud. These days, there are more and more idiots. You need to talk about the basics if you want to brag. Zeng Gaowan? Is it suitable for any age group? Even people in their 40s and 50s can grow taller after eating this stuff? Haha Haha... this is an elixir!

Soon, many car owners saw the advertisement content on the A4 paper—some directly tore it into pieces; some scolded their mother; some condemned it;

Whoever believes in this thing is a fool. There have been many height-enhancing products on the market. All kinds of height-enhancing drugs, insoles... all kinds of things emerge in endlessly. But people with a little bit of intelligence know very well that these are all deceptive , False. As for heightening by broken bones, hehe, I don’t think anyone dares to try it lightly, right? It’s easy to be disabled.” An intellectual stood in front of the car and sneered.

If Ye Chen saw this scene, he would definitely be extremely speechless.

In such a large parking lot, every car was handed out advertising leaflets. As a result, no one believed his Zenggao Pill, let alone the volunteers who voluntarily tested the drug.

At this time, beside the door of a relatively low-key Lincoln Navigator, an old man with gray temples but sharp eyes and a good temperament was holding a piece of A4 paper in his hand, his eyes flickered, and then he smiled mockingly smiled. How is this possible? It's just a lie!

Uncle Dong, what is that? A young man's voice came from inside the car.

Young Master. The old man bowed slightly, with an incomparably respectful expression, as if he was facing a god, It's a very boring advertising flyer. I don't know who it was, it was posted on the car.

Oh. Forget it, get in the car. The young man said indifferently. His voice is not loud, but it has a majesty that ordinary people cannot disobey.

Okay, master. These days, people's hearts are not old. There are all kinds of liars. Guys like this who advocate Zengao Wan are really wicked and have no good rewards. The old man shook his head.

What?!!! Zeng Gaowan? Hearing this, the young man's calm voice suddenly became agitated, so much so that he trembled uncontrollably.

Master, it's all a lie. The old man said hastily.

Show me! Quick! the young man said impatiently.

The old man had no choice but to open the car door and hand the A4 paper in his hand to the young man.

half a minute later—

Uncle Dong! Contact this person immediately and ask for some Zenggao Pills for me! Hurry up! Hurry up! Go right away! The young man urged repeatedly.

Young master, no! How precious is your status? How can you rush to try the medicine? Besides, this medicine is so hyped up that 99% of it is fake! The old man hurriedly persuaded. Master, you also said that some things, if they are exaggerated, are definitely false.

Uncle Dong, it's not that you don't know my situation. Being able to grow taller is the greatest ambition in my life! For this, I have tried countless methods! I have also suffered a lot! The young man's voice said , filled with a trace of grief and unwillingness, Go! Even if I know I'm a liar, I have to give it a try! Besides... I'm going to meet and have a blind date with Miss Peng soon. If she sees my height, I'm afraid... Hey!

Young master, I... I know. In fact, young master, you don't have to worry too much. The ancients said that people have joys and sorrows, and the moon has its ups and downs. There is nothing perfect in the world? Then Miss Peng, if it is because of the height problem, Missing the young master is because she has no eyes. The old man sighed.

Go. Uncle Dong, I've seen photos and portraits of Ms. Peng's family. I fell in love with her at first sight, and I miss her forever. This marriage is not only very important to the family, but also a top priority in my life. The young man was extremely stubborn.

Okay, young master, if you have something to do, let's take a step first. I will go there personally and ask for some Zenggao pills for you, young master. The old man took the order.

A few more pills.

...

Ye Chen made some lunch by himself.

After eating, he sat in the manor a little bored, and waited depressedly.

Early in the morning, Mirror Ghost and Wall Ghost sent out tens of thousands of leaflets, and now, they can't even find a single volunteer. Ye Chen shook his head. Forget it, I'll go back to Yanshi and see if there are any people I know who want to grow taller. Or go to the school to recruit volunteers.

At this moment, Ye Chen's cell phone rang.

Picking up the phone, it was an unfamiliar number.

answer the phone.

Hello. An old man's voice came from the other end of the phone.

Huh? You are? Ye Chen was slightly taken aback.

Did you distribute the flyer for Zeng Gao Wan? the old man asked. Your cell phone number is on the flyer.

Yes, I sent it. Are you willing to try the medicine? Ye Chen felt a little hot in his heart. After waiting for several hours, finally, someone took the initiative to contact him!

However, he looks like a bad old man.

It's my young master who wants to try your medicine. I'm coming to get the medicine now. Excuse me, where are you?

Ye Chen told the other party the address.

What? You are in that haunted house? You? Are you fooling the old man? The old man was startled and angry.

You'll find out after taking a look. Ye Chen hung up the phone.

After half an hour.

A Porsche Cayenne drove into the manor and parked.

The old man stepped down from the car and looked around in a daze. This haunted house, which has been abandoned for a long time, has been rehabilitated to look like it... Strange! Strange thing!

Ye Chen walked towards him.

Is it you who called me just now? Ye Chen looked at the old man.

Hmm. Hello. The old man withdrew his gaze and stared at Ye Chen.

This old man has seen countless people, and when he saw Ye Chen at this moment, he was slightly startled—'This young man has an indifferent demeanor, quite calm and unhurried. It is very different from ordinary liars! '

It has to be said that the old man's first impression of Ye Chen was still very good.

and! Being able to become the new owner of this frightening haunted house, presumably, is not something to be taken lightly!

Young man, where's the medicine? The old man smiled, subconsciously, it was difficult for him to connect Ye Chen with the liar again.

Well, you came here to get the medicine for your young master, right? Ye Chen smiled. What's the situation with your young master? Why doesn't he come here by himself?

The young master is full of mundane affairs, so I don't have time today. The old man said, paused, and frowned slightly, Forget it, since I came to ask for medicine, I don't shy away from medical treatment. The young master has a noble status, but he is a dragon and a phoenix among people. When he grew up, he was like a legendary existence in the circle. In the wine market, he was almost a star that countless people looked up to! It's just... the young master was born with a major shortcoming. That is--too short in stature.

Oh. Then how tall is your young master? Ye Chen wondered.

This... anyway... it's... the old man muttered. It's less than 1.6 meters...

This answer is ambiguous.

Less than 1.6 meters?

Is it 1.5 meters, 1.4 meters, 1.3 meters?

How old is your young master? Ye Chen asked again.

The boy is 21 years old this year.

Oh, that's a bit slow in development. Now many elementary school students are over 1.6 meters tall. Ye Chen said very sympathetically.

The old man's face became a little ugly, he was ashamed and ashamed, and he bowed his head deeply, feeling ashamed.

To be honest, the young master fell in love with a woman at first sight, and in a few days, he will meet and have a blind date with that woman. However, the young master is worried about gains and losses, and is afraid that he will be rejected because of his height. The old man said bitterly. I've seen the photo of that woman before. According to my visual inspection, she is about 1.7 meters tall. If the young master stands with her, she will be short by more than a head... Hey!

It's really sad. Ye Chen comforted. However, in fact, the combination of men and women, the difference in height and age, is not the most important thing. As long as they like each other. As the saying goes-since the beginning of the world, there is no comparison between men and women. As long as the middle matches, it doesn't care about the two ends. Is it even?

This! What a mess this is! The old man was stunned.

Okay, let's stop talking nonsense. Since your young master is willing to try the medicine, I am also very pleased. Ye Chen directly took out 10 [Zenggao Pills] and handed them to the old man. Take one pill at a time, and record the effect of the medicine every time you take a pill. After you're done, give the record to me. I need your young master's feedback.

The old man took the pill, took a deep breath, and said very solemnly. Young man, I don't want to harm you. At this point, I have to remind you - my young master's status is too special and unattainable. If this medicine can really make up for the regrets of his life, then congratulations, you will rise to prosperity , From now on, you will be invincible. The glory and wealth are endless. But! If there is something wrong with this medicine, or if it has no effect at all, then...you cannot bear the anger of the young master. Perhaps, you will be crushed to pieces!

The old man didn't exaggerate or threaten, it seemed that he was expounding a fact, nothing more.

Come on, don't threaten me. I didn't scare you too much. I don't need anyone to give me glory and wealth, and I won't be afraid of any power. You hurry up. Ye Chen drove the old man away impatiently. But you remember, this medicine is very precious, and now it is free for your young master to try. I need a detailed explanation of its efficacy.

Farewell. The old man left.

Ye Chen sat down to bask in the sun again.

After that, there were no volunteers to test the drug, so I took the initiative to contact Ye Chen again.

Perhaps, thousands of leaflets were sent out, and there was only one volunteer.

At around three o'clock in the afternoon, Ye Chen's cell phone rang.

Yo? Could it be that there are volunteers again? Ye Chen picked up the phone and looked, it was Lao Wang calling.

answer the phone.

Brother Chen, what are you up to? I went to your house to look for you, but you are not here. Old Wang's voice contained complicated emotions.

Well, old Wang, what's the matter with you?

I'm broken in love! Jingjing disappeared! That night, Jingjing took me to meet her parents, but I somehow fell asleep in a hotel! When I woke up, I couldn't contact Jingjing anymore! The king was very sad.

‘Hey hey hey, your Jing Jing was killed by me and vanished into ashes. ’ Ye Chen smiled and comforted her. It's no big deal. Old Wang, be strong, it's just a woman.

But it's very strange, I actually had an affair yesterday. Old Wang said mysteriously. Brother Chen, let me tell you that last night, a woman called me and asked me out for a drink. I don't know her. When I met her, she was a mature woman in her thirties. She was very rich. , so temperamental, not to mention the figure and appearance, the kind of familiarity. Guess what? I put her to sleep! Oh, hey, that work is so delicate! Excellent! Absolutely excellent! I have to say , her appearance, her body, made me forget about Jing Jing—Brother Chen, do you think I am very cheap? I like the new and dislike the old.

Ye Chen was about to laugh like a pig!

Isn't the woman in her thirties that Lao Wang slept with is Ouyang Li's manager? That short-haired woman with MILF charm?

But Ye Chen didn't say anything, I said, Lao Wang, you called me just to talk about this?

No, no, Brother Chen, let me tell you, I might be in a big trouble. Old Wang's voice was full of panic and nervousness.

What's the big deal? Ye Chen lit a cigarette and smoked lazily. Xin said, you have even messed with a lonely ghost with a paper human body, and you almost died. What else is bigger than this?

Brother Chen, listen to me— Old Wang sorted out his thoughts, and then said. Some time ago, I wrote a novel. The type of urban supernatural powers. There are many plots in it, which are supernatural beings fighting ancient warriors. You know, when I write novels, I have always been serious about research. Therefore, I am writing this novel When I was there, I consulted a lot of information.

I found out from some information that in Liquor City, Sichuan Province, there used to be an ancient martial arts family, the Lei family. During the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty, the Lei family produced a very great master, called 'Lei Hong'. Lao Wang trembled soundtrack. In my novel, I wrote about the Lei family. I also wrote about the master Lei Hong—I wrote it. Lei Hong was resurrected and led the descendants of the Lei family to fight against the protagonist in the novel. As a result, my protagonist, It's a supernatural person who took off Lei Hong's head with one move, and then wiped out the Lei family! The whole family was slaughtered, and no chicken or dog was left behind! Moreover, the protagonist even raped several young ladies from the Lei family! That part of the plot was really refreshing to write, the hatred value was full, the blood was boiling, the readers especially liked to read it, just that part of the plot, a lot of subscriptions were added, and there were more rewards...

Oh, Lao Wang, I've read your book. I still remember the plot of killing Lei's family. Is it because the plot is too violent, bloody, and pornographic that you got 404? I don't think you are wronged. How explicit are you writing? Especially the protagonist and the second lady of the Lei family, you wrote 5,000 words for that sex scene - you deserve it! Ye Chen said seriously. Come on, it's a trivial matter. You've earned the money anyway, so it's good to get 404, so that you won't be invited to drink tea by the relevant departments.

It's not 404! Brother Chen, listen to me. Old Wang said in awe. I've been bad luck for eight lifetimes! Liquor market, there really is a Lei family! It's the Guwu family! Moreover, their ancestors did have a master named Lei Hong! The contemporary Lei family also has a second lady Some time ago, someone came to me and said that my novel was read by members of the Lei family. The entire Lei family was furious, saying that I slandered and slandered the Lei family, and deserved to die...

Huh? Ye Chen was stunned. Such a coincidence?

Ye Chen just found it incredible.

There is such a thing?

It's been a long time!

Then how to deal with it? Ye Chen was curious.

I have asked the editor to block the book. I also sincerely apologize to the Lei family. I am even willing to use part of the proceeds from that book to compensate the Lei family. Old Wang said with tears. But people don't agree! Now give me two ways - first, let me go to Lei Hong's house in the wine market, kneel in front of Lei Hong's grave, and kill myself. The second is to go to the wine market and talk to the Lei family , real person PK, a showdown. If I can defeat the masters of the Lei family, they will let me go and forget the past.

Anyway, they have to find a way to kill me this time!

Hold the grass, brother, it seems that you are really in trouble. The more Ye Chen heard it, the more surprised he became.

Regarding Gu Wu, Ye Chen's cognition is far deeper than Lao Wang's.

Lao Wang just read some information, and accidentally entered the Lei family of the Guwu family in the wine market into the book.

But Ye Chen is very clear that ancient martial arts exist. In modern society, ancient martial arts experts are just like masters in TV dramas. people!

These are all true!

Ye Chen has seen several masters with his own eyes!

He himself can be regarded as an inner strength warrior!

Old Wang, you are dead. Ye Chen said solemnly. There must be ancient warriors in Lei's house in the wine market. If you are an otaku who writes a book, if you go to a one-on-one fight with others, you will be 100% dead without a burial.

By the way, Lao Wang, you call me, how do you want me to help you? Ye Chen asked. Are you going to let me fight the Lei family one-on-one? Help you fight?

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