Time flies, 500 years have passed...

The holy monk of the Tang Dynasty recommended himself to learn the Western Scriptures, and brought two servants and apprentices bestowed by the emperor, and finally went out of the border. Because of his eagerness to learn the scriptures, he got up too early, before dawn, and the road was too desolate. If he was not careful, three people and three horses all fell Into the pit.

The rising sun at the beginning of the morning allowed the three masters and apprentices to see clearly the situation they were in, which was obviously set up to kill prey.

Fortunately, all three of them were on horseback, so the sharp wooden sticks at the bottom of the pit just pierced the horse's intestines and killed them on the spot, but everyone was safe and sound.

When I was frightened, I suddenly heard a loud roar of a tiger in the distance, and there were many strange voices following the roar of the tiger...

When the holy monk raised his head, he suddenly found a big tiger's head and a big bull's head appeared at the mouth of the pit.

Looking at the two and a half feet wide head, no matter how stupid the holy monk Sanzang was, he knew that they had fallen into the trap of spirits by mistake.

I couldn't help shouting in my heart: God is going to kill me!

The big tiger's big eyes blinked a few times, and when he saw the three of them, he was bloodshot with horror: "Oh my god...why is it a human again! I've already dug the hole so big, and there's still a big tree next to it It says there is danger ahead! How could anyone be so stupid as to fall down! Niutou, I’m so black! If they die, I will be smashed to death by Dasheng Lan and Dasheng Sun... I just want to eat meat!"

The attention of the big bull head is obviously much better than that of the tiger head, but its attention is on the costumes of the three people and the dead horse: "No..., I think we not only have meat to eat, but also meritorious service! They should be worth a lot Peach Blossom Wine!"

"What, peach blossom wine!" Dahutou's saliva couldn't be controlled at all, and it flowed down directly, pouring Tang Shengseng's face at the bottom of the pit: "Little Peach Blossom and the others made peach blossom wine?"

"Where is the peach blossom wine..." The big tiger's head was suddenly pushed away, and in exchange for a bear face: "Where are you hiding!"

Niu Jing, a special man who thinks he is the only one with IQ, is so speechless, he absolutely wants to break up with these two pig teammates!

"Excuse me……"

As soon as he opened his mouth, the ground began to shake, the sound of horseshoes came from the brigade, and the leader of the team shouted: "Holy Monk...Holy Monk..."

Tang Sanzang recognized the human voice, it was the general Gongzhou who entertained him yesterday, but there were three spirits above his head, he didn't dare to shout out, lest he would anger them and kill him instantly.

Niu Tou was helpless: "It's the Liu family boy again, that family is really getting in the way!" Then he turned his head and shouted: "Liu Boqin, your grandpa Niu is here!"

Hearing the sound of the horse, the sound of the horse immediately diverted to come, and the person came with a strong body, leading a group of fast horses galloping: "It turns out that it is a special officer general, as well as Xiong Shanjun and General Yin! Are there three on duty today? Can you see?" A handsome monk with two attendants passing by three horses?"

General Yin nodded readily: "Yes, in the pit!"

Xiong Shanjun added: "Alive...but the horses are all dead! It's none of our business. It's far away from the road. They fell in by themselves."

Liu Boqin: ...

Light a candle for the monk's luck.

I actually ran into their meat-eating trio, I hope I wasn't frightened.

As for the holy monk and his followers, they were confused by the gods on the pit, maybe they were overly frightened, and one of the followers boldly shouted: "But General Liu, we are all here, come and save us! "

What's wrong with the world? Why is it that the general of the imperial court actually has a good relationship with monsters?

"Holy Monk, you left in such a hurry, let me wait for you to find you." Liu Boqin, who rescued Tang Sanzang, could not help complaining: "Yesterday we welcomed the Holy Monk, because there were so many people, and there was no time to explain the important things to the Holy Monk in the future." matter."

General Techushi, that is, Niutou, turned around and turned into an honest man wearing guard armor and a sword. Although he had evil spirits on his body, he was not evil: "Liu family boy, the holy monk was sent to us...cough cough... No, the holy monk can be found by us, you can't compete with us for credit!"

Hurrying to salute Tang Sanzang: "Holy Monk, please don't be frightened by our appearance. Although we are spirits and monsters, we have already practiced goodness. Now we are serving as the general guarding the mountain in Wuxing Mountain, Shengyao Town. We like meat, but we have never eaten meat. Do not kill and eat spiritual and intelligent creatures. This is just a mechanism that we usually use to hunt large beasts. There are warning signs around the mechanism. I am afraid that the holy monk is eager to go in the dark, so he will enter by mistake. If we are disrespectful and offended Please forgive me. My great sage has been waiting for a long time, please follow me to visit."

General Yin's eyes lit up immediately: "Holy Monk, you are the monk who the Great Sage has been waiting for for 500 years to learn Buddhist scriptures. Come with us, Taibaijinxing is here again today...to visit, maybe we can still catch up A delicious meal!"

Xiong Shanjun also nodded in agreement: "Yes, peach blossom wine!"

Taurus special officer: ...

Seeing this, Liu Boqin also laughed loudly: "Alright, I've been away from home for a long time, and I haven't been home to visit the elders for a long time, let's go back together today!"

Tang Sanzang, who had no room to speak at all, was stunned. The General Datang in front of him was chatting happily with three monsters leading a group of monsters.

In front of the line of sight is the piece written in crooked words: Pit ahead! Be careful!

They did see the road signs, but...this kind of characters...cursive script, I don't have any skill, so I can't understand it!

What else could he say, he could only shake his hands and touch the stinky saliva on his face, and walked along with him.

It's good to be alive!

A group of people plus the demon got on their horses and headed north, and walked through the grass. They ran for half an hour, and the desolation gradually diminished as they went. On the paved avenue, the three characters of Wuxing Mountain are engraved on the steep stone walls.

Liu Boqin reined in the horse's reins: "Hey... Holy Monk, we're here, please dismount. Next, we need to walk on foot. The Great Sage has been waiting for a long time."

As soon as the words fell, two balls, one red and one white, fell from the sky with a whoosh, and with a bang, they hit the ground directly, forming two huge and deep herringbone-shaped pits!

"You two bastards, how dare you pull out all the spiritual plants that I planned to give to the Taishang Laojun...Let me face the wall below for five days! Whoever is brave enough to give them food, I will boil it into a potion! "

Everyone didn't hear the sound, but they "heard" such a sentence.

This kind of sound seems to be heard not with the ears, but with the soul.

Angry, so big!

If you look carefully, there are white-haired monkeys and a fat doll with a red bellyband in the pit.

The fat baby was the first to struggle up from the ground, pointing at the monkey domineeringly and complaining: "Uncle, you're hurting me again! Obviously you said that a good boy doesn't need to drink magic potion to help weed!"

The white monkey, that is, Sun Wukong, our reborn Monkey King, also got up, ignored the big hole on the ground, and patted the non-existent dust: "Red boy, can't you point your finger at your elders without education from your parents? "

That's right, this fat baby is the son of the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan, Red Boy: "What kind of elder are you? Help me drink half of it!"

Monkey King picks his ears shamelessly: "No."

The red boy exploded: "Obviously you told me that those ugly ones that hide on the ground are powerful weeds that will destroy the medicine garden, let me and you help clear them out, so that the little uncle is happy, Today's potions can be halved!"

Sun Wukong rolled his golden eyes, revealing a sneering look: "Tsk tsk, red boy, my uncle is just teaching you, the kid is too shrewd, it's not good.

"Obviously my younger brother, your little uncle, when explaining the properties of that special potion, you were pretending to sleep in order to avoid drinking it, not because you knew that it was the main ingredient of your next course of potion, I don't want your little uncle It was done, so you pretended to be stupid and cooperated with my suggestion, and destroyed it together? Don't blame your uncle, I won't admit it!"

"Uncle, you are treacherous!"

"Red boy, you are quite shameless!"

"You bully the little with the big! Disrespect the old!"

"You also have no respect for your elders, and act recklessly!"

"You deliberately made trouble, just to attract the attention of the little uncle, who is more childish than me."

"Don't you also know that your little uncle has painstakingly brewed potions for you, and you still dislike him in every possible way, white-eyed wolf!"

boom……

A super huge white steamed bun...

No, big white stones, falling from the sky.

Interrupted the mentally handicapped two monsters.

The sound of the drum that went straight to the soul appeared again: "You two grave bastards! Who am I doing this for? Shut up and face the wall!"

One red and one white were crushed to the ground again!

Monkey King and Red Boy: "Brother/Little Uncle, I'm sorry, I was wrong."

Da Baishi crushed them hard: "I'll say it again, it's my younger sister and sister-in-law!"

Sun Wukong and Honghaier kept their mouths shut: No, how could it be my younger sister/sister-in-law who is so tough/horrifying.Definitely the younger brother/little uncle.

This scene came and went quickly.

When the white monkey and the red doll leaned close to the stone wall and stared at each other, the big white stone instantly turned back into a small round stone. If you forget the toughness just now, the round and shiny appearance is still very cute.

"Oh my god...I'm mad at you, my potion! Stand still! I'll come back later to deal with you!"

Ignoring the group of people at the foot of the mountain, whoosh, flew back to the top of the mountain.

Seeing such a situation, Liu Boqin, who wanted to make a good image of his great sage, deliberately took the saint monks on a long journey: ...

Although a similar situation happens every few days due to various reasons, the people, demons, spirits, and monsters who have lived here for a long time are not surprised, and secretly watch it for fun, but the holy monk The first time I saw this scene, it was very disturbing.

It is certain that the image of the great saint has been greatly reduced in the eyes of the holy monk.

The situation fell into inexplicable embarrassment for a while.

The two monsters facing the wall and looking at each other finally spotted the group of people on horseback.

Sun Wukong: "Eh? Aren't you, the little great-grandson of the Liu family? Didn't you say you went out for a walk, this is... bringing your great-granddaughter-in-law back?"

Liu Boqin really wanted to stop the Great Sage from continuing, but it was too late...

However, he was very glad that it was not the Great Sage who spoke next, but the red boy next to him.

"That Xiaoliu who can cook delicious bamboo rice? Not bad... There is a true story of your family. Your great-grandfather married a Taoist priest, and you brought back a monk... and his looks are quite impressive."

Liu Boqin: No...I can explain...of...

Seeing the black face of the holy monk, Liu Boqin decided to give up saving, and made a big gift to Sun Wukong with a serious face: "Report to the great sage, I will take the time to visit the elders when Muxiu comes home, and bring back the holy monk by the way. It is the Tang elder who went to the west to learn scriptures from the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty."

He can understand the feelings of Lan Dasheng every time he loses his temper!

These two demons...

It's so pissed off.

He felt that he could give up and let the great sage and the holy monk live in peace.

The two brats, who didn't feel that they had just said anything serious, looked at Tang Sanzang with bright eyes.

Sun Wukong was excited: "Holy Monk, you are the Holy Monk, the one appointed by Master Avalokitesvara to take scriptures?!"

Finally, I don't have to stay in this crazy Wuxing Mountain anymore!

Red Boy was also excited: "Holy Monk, are you the saint who came to rescue my uncle?"

Take Uncle and Little Uncle away quickly, so he won't have to continue drinking that terrible potion!

Tang Sanzang put his palms together and returned the salute: "Amitabha, the poor monk is polite."

Little book in my heart: This monk holds grudges too much!

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