The beginning of this story stems from an encounter on the top of Yuanshan.

The head disciple of the famous sect of cultivating immortals was accidentally poisoned while chasing and killing a spider demon who slaughtered hundreds of people in villages, young and old, as rations.

There is a thousand-year-old snow lotus demon in the snow mountain that has been successful in practice. Seeing that the Taoist priest looks good, he felt that it was a pity that he would freeze to death, so he kindly dragged him to the cave hot spring to soak. Come to the rescue, it can be regarded as saving a life.

Xuelian Yao thought that the matter was over like this, but she didn't expect that half a year later, this good-looking Taoist priest would come to thank her.

"Xiaoxuelian, Xiaoxuelian, you are a demon staying in the vast expanse of whiteness. Besides snowing, it is still snowing on the deep mountain. Isn't it boring? For the sake of saving my life, I will Kindly come and accompany you!"

Originally, for the Snow Lotus Demon who was born and raised in Yuanshan, she only knows how to cultivate, even if she has joy, anger, sorrow and joy, it is not obvious in this white world.

What is lonely and lonely is not an important thing in front of cultivation.

Until she kindly rescued a noisy Taoist priest for a while, yes, he himself said the word noisy.

"Hey, hey, Xiaoxuelian, I've been talking about it for half a month, why can't you show me something? I feel like I'm making too much noise."

In fact, Xuelian has always listened carefully. This Taoist priest said a lot of things that she never knew or understood.

The human world is very lively, full of people, there are lantern festivals, temple fairs, and a lot of delicious food. The Taoist priest also brought her a bunch of candied haws, which were sour, sweet, and delicious.

Because of this bunch of red-hot candied haws, her longing for the mortals in the world was aroused.

"Delicious, thank you!"

"Are you still a monster... Hey, did you talk? Hahaha, you are finally willing to talk to me, and I know that your voice is as beautiful as I imagined. Let me tell you..."

For Xuelian, on the lonely and vast Yuanshan, a Taoist priest who would make her happy and talk, and would bring her delicious food and fun when she was free, listened to him talk about everything in the human world, and the days went by. Very happy.

Except when this loud guy isn't around.

Slowly, with the interaction between the demon and the person, Xue Lian not only opened her mouth, but also transformed into a human form. Watching him practicing sword in the snow mountain, his stillness and movement, was quite interesting.

until one day--

"Xiaoxue, help me, I don't know what to do, Junior Sister... In order to save me, Junior Sister actually gave me her heart...I'm sorry for her, I didn't know she actually liked me...I need Xuelian Yaoxinjing, can you help me!"

The Snow Lotus Demon asked: "Who told you that I have the Demon Core Crystal?"

The Taoist was very sad: "Master said, as long as there is a demon core in the form of a plant, flower and demon that gathers the essence of heaven and earth to replace it, Junior Sister can be saved!"

Snow Lotus Demon was silent for a long time, then calmly pointed out: "Do you like your junior sister? Is it the kind, you said, that you want to get married and be together for the rest of your life?"

The flustered Taoist suddenly realized: "...so that's the case, yes! I'm so stupid, why didn't I think of it... I didn't realize how important my junior sister is to me because my junior sister is willing to save me. Xiaoxue..."

The above is part of the main storyline, which is being interpreted by the puppets controlled by Yan.

However, Lin Lan, who was squatting on the flower plate, directly transformed into an interrupt.

There's no way, it's too uncomfortable for her to see.

Two high-fidelity puppet Taoist priests, under the control of this guy Yan, came out in front of her vividly, which made her feel like she didn't know how to complain.

Because: "Do you really think that letting a tall and powerful Taoist priest play the Snow Lotus Demon...wouldn't be eye-catching?"

Lin Lan knew as soon as he entered the Taoist temple that there were no other living things in this Taoist temple except Yan.

The "Taoists" in Taoist temples are all puppets manipulated by Yan.

"Hearing your puppet use this ugly rooster voice to speak lines with emotion, isn't it uncomfortable for your ears? Can't you just say it directly! The main line. I just need to know the general idea... No need for your extra artistic processing, Thanks!"

When there was nothing to talk about, in order to avoid touching Xiong Yan's artificial nerves, Lin Lan chatted with the situation when she didn't receive the main line at all.

Of course, Yan volunteered to tell her the main story of this plane that was said to be severely punished, and he even brought his own props to stage a small theater.

It's just that Yan feels good about himself, and the main line of this weird narrative is in a negative style——

The fresh and heart-pounding love between Taoist priest and lotus demon is vividly performed with props and puppets into a satirical series of funny skits for two people.

Lin Lan really couldn't fall in love, so she tried her best to get rid of the two-puppet skit that was enough to blow people's mind just now: "The lotus demon agreed?"

Seeing that he finally didn't have to talk to a pot of flowers, Yan didn't pretend anymore: "I agree!"

Obediently said the main line: "It's very sensational, it's okay, after all, it's God's will... so she gave her demon core to the Taoist's junior sister."

Yan fawned over a bunch of spiritual fruits, and peeled the skins for Lin Lan himself. He wanted to feed them himself, but Lin Lan strongly refused.

"The Taoist priest who only wanted to save his junior sister didn't think too much. He took the demon core and left happily. He didn't think of the snow lotus demon until his junior sister recovered and the brothers and sisters were sweetly preparing for the wedding..."

Very happy to find that Lin Lan was looking at him, Yan said even more - I owe a beating.

"The happy Taoist came to the top of Yuanshan. He didn't see the snow lotus monster waiting for him in human form. He only found a snow lotus whose branches were suppressed by the avalanche and snow soil, and the weakened snow lotus was covered with frost. If he was one step later, the snow lotus It is estimated that the demon’s body can’t be saved. Only now did the Taoist know that the transformed flower demon lost its demon core and would be beaten back to its original form and practiced again.”

Yan rolled his eyes contemptuously: "Taoist priest, he is a Taoist priest! Or a Taoist priest who has captured monsters, but he doesn't even have this kind of common sense, do you think it's normal?"

What made Yan think Nima's strangeness the most was: "In the end, the Taoist felt guilty and rejected his junior sister who was devoted to him, determined to stay on Yuanshan and wait for the snow lotus demon to transform again."

Speaking of this, Yan rubbed his cheek, looking like he had a toothache: "If that's the case, it's fine, the plane explained that the Taoist priest is a heartless, rough and straight man, so don't take it too seriously to explain it. However, at this time the main storyline has just begun.”

Seeing that Lin Lan was very interested, Yan Ren continued to say patiently: "Junior Sister can't accept that my beloved senior brother repents of the marriage and leaves her after the marriage is announced to the world, especially when he secretly went to Yuanshan and found the Taoist priest looking at her. Xuelianhua's eyes are the kind of eyes that look at a lover, when she is just a brother and sister to her. She... this is delicious."

Lin Lan looked at the fruit he handed over, ignored it, and asked, "And then!"

Yan was helpless, and decided to eat it by himself: "Then? The junior sister who loved and hated and the body of the snow lotus demon died together. She said that she would rather the senior brother only remember and love her than accept alms from a monster. Since she has to No one can get the love of senior brother."

Lin Lan: ...

Familiar formula and familiar taste are still the main line without thinking.

Yan sighed: "Do you think this is the end? It's too naive. This is the prelude to the main story, and the real main story can finally begin."

"The Taoist felt that no matter whether it was his junior sister or Xuelian, it was his fault that he would end up in death. At the moment before he was promoted, he had an epiphany, grasped the ray of heavenly secret, abandoned all his merits and cultivation, and begged to Heaven, hoping to find the reincarnation of his junior sister and Xuelianhua, so that their ninth life would be happy and complete, and this situation would be completely ended. A cause and effect."

Lin Lan seemed to have thought of something: "Ninth life? Nine lives? Taoist priest, flower demon, and junior sister? Together!"

Threesome!Stimulate!

Yan paused for a moment, and finally realized that Xiaolan didn't seem to be too familiar with the routines that some extreme straight men especially like.

But he still said it: "No... If this is the case, it's just a brain damage, and it won't be fined for rectification."

"A Taoist priest kept possessing nine lifetimes and nine people with his memory. In the mortal world, with the ability of sword cultivators and Taoist priests, he opened all kinds of golden fingers... He harvested countless beauties from the harem, and was extremely passionate. It’s just that he hasn’t been with the Flower Demon and Junior Sister, even once. The reason is that he can’t destroy Junior Sister and Snow Lotus Demon again.”

"In every life, the junior sister and the snow lotus demon are arranged by the Taoist priests to be "happiness" clearly, um, single and secretly in love. I realized how scumbag he is and how unworthy of entrusting him for life."

Lin Lan was puzzled: "What is the happiness of being single?"

Yan's face was expressionless: "Because I want to get close to my junior sister and the opposite sex of Xuelian Yao, either I have not met the standards required by Taoist priests, or I am very 'unlucky', and there will always be 'accidents'!"

As for who the instigator and manipulator of the "unlucky" and "accidental" is, everyone can prove it freely, and they all understand.

"Until the ninth generation, after the Taoist priest was killed by his junior sister and the Snow Lotus Demon, the Taoist priest finally closed his eyes in comfort, and said something..."

Yan couldn't say it, so he ordered two puppet Taoist priests to say it: "It's great that I've been alive for the ninth time. I finally waited for you and made the most correct choice. I wish you happiness."

One of the two puppets first performs the action, and the other performs the dubbing of the Taoist priest, and then plays two roles.

"Senior brother, senior brother, it's my ninth life, why don't you understand my heart?"

"Silly Taoist priest, without you, my world is nothing but a vast expanse of whiteness, lifeless."

At the same time, after finishing speaking in a sharp, feminine voice like a rooster, one wiped his neck and the other stabbed his chest, and both fell to the ground.

Oh, in order to express more appropriately, among them, there is a wooden man who has been divided into several sections.

After the performance, Yan quickly ate a few fruits and drank a large cup of tea to calm his shock: "You know the main line of this plane and the son of destiny, why are you all fined!"

It took Lin Lan a long time to find her own voice: "...Know!"

And understand it very well!

The main line is bloody and brainless, and that's all. The three views of the Destiny's Children are so crooked that they can drive people crazy!

Lin Lan just wanted to say: "The punishment is not unfair..."

boom boom boom...

As soon as the words were finished, there were several thunderclaps in the clear sky, and it began to rain heavily.

It seems that there is a great sadness...

Lin Lan looked at the rainy sky, and asked with some doubts: "Actually, when a Taoist priest was still a Taoist priest, he just wiped his neck and died for love together. What is the reason for such a long nine lives?"

Yan: "...in order for the child of luck to have a reason, he can appear at the right time and place at the critical moment of the development of the plane, and successfully help the plane to complete the macro-development plan of the plane's creatures."

In the plane of reincarnation, the main lines of all planes are almost all for this service. It’s okay if you don’t pay attention, but once you pay attention, the main lines with a lot of tricks shocked him, the master of reincarnation!

And every plane is very careful and careful, almost always choose these sons of luck who are crazy in three views and do things unscrupulously as representatives.

Such a child of luck, after using it up, can be executed directly without paying any rewards, how wonderful!

Lin Lan expressed her feelings: "At the beginning, it was not without reason that Luo Hu's Black Lord God system was able to fly with you."

Just looking at the main line of this plane, you can tell that no matter it is a creature or a plane, they are all in great demand!

Yan remained silent, because Lin Lan had hit the point, and he couldn't refute it at all.

Let alone the beginning, it is now!

The black master god system developed by Luo Hu, which has nothing to do with him, can continue to split independently, and is still active in the reincarnation plane, clearing wave after wave.

Yan didn't even know where this thing came from!

Lin Lan didn't know what Yan was thinking, but after understanding the main thread, the two of them seemed to have nothing to talk about.

then--

"Okay, I forgive you, I know the main line, you should go back to work. Your secretaries must be waiting for you. For the sake of the millions of creatures, you have to work hard!"

let's go!

It's time for this guy to toss some reincarnation planes.

What a mess.

Anyway, compared to making troubles and messing around, with Yan around, the ones who are uncomfortable are definitely those planes that are doing anything wrong.

Yan looked at Lin Lan solemnly, with a hint of resentment in his eyes: "But... I'm on vacation! Even Ling, life can't be all about work, right! As a friend, you're so unwilling to play with me? "

of course!

"no!"

I thought so, but Lin Lan would only admit it if she was stupid!

"The investigation of the main line of the plane and the Son of Destiny, the workload is very cumbersome and heavy. As a leader, you don't sit in the town in person, so it's really okay to just skip work like this? At this time, it's not good to play as you want. !"

Are you really not worried about collective riots in the plane? !Or... your men go on strike collectively? !

Yan replied very comfortably: "It doesn't matter if there is a big white man and a big black man! When I was a child, they could handle it, let alone now that I am an adult! They are very powerful!"

Big white head and big black head?

It's white bull head and black horse noodles!

They are your two chief secretaries who worked hard!

This nickname came from!

Lin Lan could imagine the life of these two hard-fated secretaries, and really wanted to ask Yan by the head, "Won't your conscience hurt when you spoil your secretaries like this?"

But Lin Lan finally shut up rationally: "Just as long as you like it!"

Anyway, she would never "play" with him again.

Coax it first!

So I chatted with him unceremoniously, and talked about drinking tea and eating fruit for a while, without revealing any thoughts...

Under Yan Chayan's observation, he was very happy: Xiaolan didn't reject me!

Lin Lan: ...

It's not that it doesn't leak, but that there is really nothing to hide.

On the second day, the Daotong sisters and brothers brought tribute incense candles, and under the leadership of the "Taoist" seniors who took care of them, they continued the traditional activities of their Lang family, weeding the ancestors every day, watering and pruning branches, and offering incense During the daily activities, I finally met the master arranged by my father, the two siblings.

Oh……

There are also the old ancestors who are still squatting in the flower pots, still in full bloom.

Since knowing that the ancestor is the guardian flower of the Lang family, the heirs of the direct line have to come to serve the ancestor in person every day. This is an honor and a tradition.

After the emperor's father passed away, this responsibility fell to their siblings.

What is special today is that next to the ancestor, there is an extra plaque carved from jade, engraved on it: Do not disturb during cultivation.

And their master's face was so dark that he couldn't help it.

Seeing them coming, he gritted his teeth with evil spirits in his eyes: "Very well, big girl Er Heizi, I hope you don't let me down!"

At this moment, they seemed to see their miserable future.

and……

Big girl and Er Heizi?

Is it them? !

Master, we have names!

Lang Hui and Lang Mao!

Although it is not very pleasant to hear, it contains the expectations and blessings of the emperor for us.

Definitely better than the earthy names like Big Girl and Er Heizi.

However, Lang Hui and Lang Mao shamefully succumbed to Master's terrifying pressure and dared not refute.

I always feel that if I refute at this time, the end will be very pitiful.

Lin Lan: Sleeping soundly zZZ~

For sleep, she has always been very religious, and never playful.

In this plane, Lin Lan's last trace of cause and effect, the mission entrusted by the last two children of the Lang family, has also been completed.

It's the time when you have nothing to do, why don't you sleep?

not to mention……

As a plant, even if it is a plant demon that has already learned how to transform, the best and most suitable way of cultivation is still to bask in the sun, absorb spiritual energy, and sleep well.

Absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, gathering the essence of the sun and the moon, and obediently squatting in a flower pot are the things that a qualified flower demon should do!

Play?

nonexistent.

What Lin Lan did was aboveboard, and she didn't care what Yan wanted to do.

This is his plane and his place, and he doesn't care about it as a master, so it's really not her turn to take care of it as a guest spirit.

As for whether the two children can survive under Yan's fabrications, it's not her turn to worry about it. This is their father's decision and has nothing to do with her...

"Wuuuuu... Old ancestor, we have been trained so badly... Master is not human at all. He threw us into the Snake Demon Cave... He only gave us a mahogany sword..."

Lin Lan: As long as you are still alive!

only……

The child cried too pitifully.

For the sake of the two babies continuing to take care of her every day

Give a leaf a reward!

In a daze, Lin Lan stuffed a piece of Dabu leaf that she gathered the essence of heaven, earth, sun, moon and aura into the mouths of the two babies, and continued to sleep.

Make up for what is lacking, grow stronger, and live longer.

ZZZ~

"Wuuuuu... Old ancestor, Master is too much. After fighting with the tiger demon clan, he cut off their tiger king and took away the tiger skin. He just forgot to take us away... We were almost killed by that A group of man-eating tiger demons roasted..."

Lin Lan: Aren't you still alive?

so noisy!

but……

It was something Yan could do.

Listen, it's pretty pathetic too.

Stuff the leaves, comfort me, and continue to sleep!

The sun always comes after the storm, children, you will know when you grow up, if you can survive under Yan's hands, there will be nothing more terrifying in the world.

I am so proud of you.

ZZZ~

"Old Ancestor, Master, he is simply unreasonable. He actually wanted us to collect the demon cores of the flowers, trees, grass demons, and even deliberately alluded to the peony flowers in every household. He is too scary. We will never let him hurt To your ancestors! Let's run away!"

Lin Lan: Really energetic!

This ideal is not bad.

To be able to have this great ambition under Yan's high pressure, give a reward to Ye Zi.

Keep sleeping.

ZZZ~

wrong!

What did these two brats say in the end!

escape!

Lin Lan just dozed off and woke up, only to find that she had left the Taoist temple.

She and the flower pot were carefully placed in the basket by two bear children and fixed. From the faint bumps they felt, it was certain that they were walking.

There were voices yelling and buying and selling everywhere, so you don't need to think about it, you already know where the two children are.

Put your "eyes" and "look", and you will find that the two siblings are happily strolling around the market.

It's all with hands never free, mouths never stopped, eating and drinking all the time, feeling very happy.

There is no panic and guilt that should be escaped at all.

Finally, after eating, drinking and playing, Lang Mao said: "Sister, we took advantage of the master to go to the appointment and ran out privately with our ancestors. Is there really no problem?"

Lin Lan, who was sleeping soundly, did not seriously calculate the time, but just looking at the two children, who were both tall and tall, knew that it must have been more than ten years.

There is really no wrong use of the word Niu Gao Ma Da. The siblings are still distinguished by seniority in terms of physique.

Although the younger brother Lang Mao's body looks thin and weak, but under the feeding of Lin Lan's big tonic leaves and Yan's terrible tossing, his body is very strong.

He was definitely taller than the standard seven-foot man, and almost reached the standard of an eight-foot man.

It's just that the elder sister Lang Hui is even more competitive. She is half a head taller than her younger brother Lang Mao.

However, the aura of practicing swords for many years, coupled with this stalwart height, under her sharp eyes looking down, will always make people who don't know why subconsciously grow a lot of pressure.

"Heh... have you been persuaded so soon? Brother!" The grown-up Lang Hui is no longer the sister who was always led by the nose when she was a child: "It's not what you said, if we don't take our ancestors to escape, we will It was a miserable death, and with the protection of our ancestors, if we can't survive, how can we die more happily?"

Lin Lan: ...

Should you be commended for your self-knowledge?

For the current Lang Hui, it is still a bit difficult to guess and discover in advance, or even to avoid being schemed by his younger brother on the spot. Relying on intuition, the time is right and the time is not, but it is no problem to wake up afterwards.

He squinted and said: "Brother, since you encouraged me to 'bring' the old ancestor, then we will carry this blame together, don't think that when the master kills me, let your sister and I bear all the punishment alone!"

Over the years, this brother with a particularly good brain has encouraged her to do such things.

"If I do this, I won't be able to help you, and it will definitely hurt you. You know the master's methods. What's more, I am not sure. After the master's tossing, I don't want to beat you afterwards!"

What Lang Hui said was the truth.

At the beginning, she didn't realize what her clever and cunning brother was doing.

It's a pity that their siblings have a master who likes to sow discord, and watching the excitement is not a big deal!

That guy Yan would always point out what Lang Mao had done with a bad taste every time, and he always said something bad.

It made their siblings fight a lot.

At the beginning, their siblings almost turned against each other, until one time, Lang Hui almost killed Lang Mao (intentionally), and she was never fooled again.

It's better to have a younger brother who can count on her alive than a younger brother who is dead and lifeless.

Of course, no matter how big-hearted Lang Hui is, he still has a temper, and every time his temper comes out, he will be fine.

The way to lose your temper?

Beat up my brother.

If one meal is not enough, if you add two meals, you will lose all energy.

It made Yan, a master with a bad taste, very unhappy watching the play.

The same goes for Lang Mao, he is naturally calculating, and it is really difficult to resist being calculating, even for his own sister.

No way, this is the inheritance of the Lang family.

The previous dynasty... No, it was the Zhongliang family of famous officials during the Great Former Dynasty, and it was the royal family during the previous dynasty.

Whether it is the blood of loyal ministers or the blood of the royal family, they are all born with schemes and calculations.

After so many generations, except for the mutant species like my sister, as long as it is the Lang family, the conspiracy and calculations have long been engraved into the bones, fused into the blood, and cannot be changed.

However, his own sister, he just calculated to bully him, if someone dared to do the same thing as him, he would definitely make that person regret coming to this world.

Well, except Master!

It's not that they don't want to take revenge, God knows how vicious and odious the master Father arranged for their siblings.

Strict teachers and high apprentices are simply insulting when applied to him.

This master, apart from taking action to save their siblings' lives when their lives were hanging by a thread, at other times, it is not an exaggeration to say that they are their sibling's enemy.

There is no master who will punish his disciples to death when he is educating his apprentices!

For Master Yan, their siblings hate and hate him more.

respect worship?

No!

There is only fear and submission.

Can't beat, can't calculate...

More terrible reprisals will follow.

terrible!

Lang Mao felt that their master might not be human!

Under the guidance of this kind of ghost animal master, without the selfless (?) care of the ancestors, and the mutual encouragement of the two siblings who depended on each other to survive, I am afraid that they would have become demons and evil.

Lang Mao has no doubt that once their siblings do this, the master, who is more terrifying than demons, will definitely cut them off without hesitation. Ready-made, the bad apprentice will be in a better mood after chopping it off...

"Then... let's carry it together!"

Lang Mao sighed, it's a big deal, he was thrown into the deep sea, let the sea monster chase and bite!

"Two priests, Wang Muyi, I have something to ask, can I take a step to speak?"

Just when Lin Lan was about to tell the two children to relax, she was suddenly struck by a blinding golden light of merit!

The son of luck? !

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