Back to 70s and become a local tyrant

Lu Yunzhou was dumbfounded, "Has it started yet?"

Zhou Yu let go of him in embarrassment, "It seems to have failed."

"Oh." Lu Yunzhou was very disappointed that he couldn't see the appearance of the space that Zhou Yu said, "Forget it, I guess God only loves you and not me."

Zhou Yu was amused by him, and poked his ass, "Nonsense, if God doesn't love you, why would he send me to you. Brother, think about it, I am God's son, and you are God's son's object , You said how much God loves you."

He actually felt that the best thing God had done to him was not giving him space and a supermarket, but giving him Lu Yunzhou and sending him to Lu Yunzhou's side, otherwise where would he find such a good boyfriend.In his previous life, he has been clamoring that he likes men and wants to do this and that, but in fact, there is no real man who makes him fall in love. Even Li Bowen just looks better.

Now think about Li Bowen being too sissy, how can Lu Yunzhou man, when he fucks him, he can fuck him to death, live to death, as happy as he wants.

Lu Yunzhou nodded when he heard the words, hugged him and kissed him, "Thank God for sending you to my side."

Zhou Yu chuckled, "I also have to thank God."

"Shouldn't you blame God for making you lose the entire forest?" Lu Yunzhou asked with a smile.

Zhou Yu probably stretched out his nose and sniffed, and then fanned himself with his hands, "It smells like vinegar." Then he pressed onto Lu Yunzhou, and said solemnly, "Brother, fuck me."

Lu Yunzhou looked at him with a smile and infinite affection in his bright eyes. He swallowed his saliva and said hoarsely, "Okay."

Then he turned around and pushed Zhou Yu down, "Even if God comes to ask for someone in this life, I won't give it to me."

"Yeah." Zhou Yu hummed, and took the initiative to raise her head and kiss him.

On a summer night, there was a little buzzing of insects outside, because they didn't have to be taken care of by the listening corner, the two of them hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,fappinghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

The chirping of insects outside became more joyful, and Zhou Yu even faintly heard Zhou Xiaohua calling him.

It's just that how can you be distracted at such a time, so Zhou Xiaohua, who couldn't find his uncle, was completely abandoned.

When the two stopped, Zhou Xiaohua was silent, and Xu went to sleep.Lu Yunzhou hugged Zhou Yu, his mind was still full of Zhou Yu saying that he was not him, he was Zhou Yu from the future.

"Tell me about the future." Lu Yunzhou wiped the sweat from his forehead for him, then kissed him, a little salty.

Zhou Yu, who had calmed down, lay in his arms and thought for a while, then told Lu Yunzhou about the high-rise buildings in the later generations, the spacious roads blocked by cars everywhere in the later generations, various delicacies, and many foreigners.

Lu Yunzhou was very novel, and the more he listened, the more energetic he became, but the more Zhou Yu talked, the more sleepy he became, and he became confused when he watched it.

Lu Yunzhou took the opportunity to ask, "Tell me about your last life."

So Zhou Yu, who was in a daze, babbled about his father, his mother, and his various extravagant lives.

At the beginning, Lu Yunzhou thought it was fun, but the more he heard it, the darker his face became, and finally he couldn't take it anymore, turned over and ignored Zhou Yu's daze, and went in directly with oil.

Zhou Yu shivered and said, "Brother, what are you doing?"

Lu Yunzhou gritted his teeth and said, "Check the goods!"

"Fuck." Zhou Yu was furious, "How many times have I been on it and still inspect the goods, even if I inspect the goods, I should inspect them."

Lu Yunzhou stopped, "What?"

Zhou Yu said unhappily, "I'll inspect the goods. Why are you crazy?"

"Hmph, how happy Master Zhou is living. There are beauties around your knees, and you can choose from all kinds of beautiful men." He looked at Zhou Yu with unfriendly eyes, "Why, are you still thinking about seven men and eight men in one night?"

Zhou Yu was already sober, and slowly recalled what he said in a daze just now, and suddenly understood, and looking at Lu Yunzhou's appearance at the moment, it was obvious that he was jealous.Zhou Yu wanted to laugh, but seeing Lu Yunzhou's appearance, he held back.Then he lay down and split his legs, with a heroic look, "Come on. You're so narrow-minded."

"Who are you saying is narrow-minded?" Lu Yunzhou said stiffly.

Zhou Yu rolled his eyes at him and moved to a comfortable position, "What about you, you are not only stingy but also jealous."

"Hmph." Lu Yunzhou snorted softly. He was just jealous. He felt uncomfortable when he thought of how many men Zhou Yu had hooked up with in his previous life.If you dare to say that he is stingy, then let him show you how stingy he is.

So Lu Yunzhou really made Zhou Yu understand what it means to be stingy this night, just look at the dark circles on Zhou Yu's face.

Lu Yunzhou was not much better, no matter how young and strong he was, he couldn't afford to sing and sing every night, so the two of them lost their energy.

He originally planned to go back to Lu's house, but now that he looks like this, it's better to catch up on sleep, and go to eat in the evening.

Zhou Xiaohua was very strange, why both his uncle and Lu Yunzhou were so virtuous, could it be that they went out at night?So he asked Zhou Yu, "Uncle, where did you go last night? I couldn't sleep and you didn't move."

Zhou Yu glanced at him and said angrily, "Go out and pick up shit."

"...Oh." Zhou Xiaohua was shocked for a moment and wanted to ask where you picked it, but he didn't dare to ask his uncle's face so dark.

Zhou Yu ate breakfast angrily, went back to the bedroom and slammed the door behind him.

Lu Yunzhou stood at the door and knocked on the door, "Open the door and let me in."

Zhou Yu rubbed Zong.Drowsy head after excessive desire, "Get out."

Outside, Zhou Xiaohua asked Lu Yunzhou curiously, "Uncle Lu, why did you offend my uncle?"

Lu Yunzhou rolled his eyes at him, "Why, want to relieve your uncle?"

Zhou Xiaohua shrunk his neck very hopelessly, "Don't dare."

"Then get the hell out." Lu Yunzhou said angrily. In the future, whoever said that Zhou Xiaohua was in a hurry with someone to be honest, he just pretended that he couldn't tell by this lively face.

Zhou Xiaohua was not angry after being yelled at by Lu Yunzhou. He sat on a chair beside him and read a book. Lu Yunzhou turned to see him and became even angrier, "Can you go out?"

"Why?" Zhou Xiaohua raised the book in his hand with an innocent face, "I, I still have to read."

"Bah, you're still reading, do you want to see a joke?" Lu Yunzhou said, walked up to Zhou Xiaohua and dragged him outside, "Go back to the room and have a look."

After finishing speaking, he slammed the door shut and locked it from the inside. Zhou Xiaohua frowned, and said in a daze, "What are you doing?" He curled his lips and went back to the house. Anyway, his uncle and Lu Yunzhou had a good relationship. .

Unexpectedly, he was really wrong. Lu Yunzhou and Zhou Yu really fought, clanging, which shocked Zhou Xiaohua.

Zhou Xiaohua was afraid that his uncle's body would suffer, so he threw away the book and ran to the main room. When he got to the door, he found that the door was locked and ran to the rear window. Hold on, I'll save you."

Lu Yunzhou and Zhou Yu, who were tearing their clothes in the room, became anxious when they heard this, and quickly stopped, "Don't come in."

It's a pity that the windows of the courtyard are very low, Zhou Xiaohua jumped in very nimbly, and was stunned when he saw the posture and appearance of the two people inside, "Uncle...you..."

Zhou Yu rolled over from Lu Yunzhou and put on his pants very calmly, walked up to Zhou Xiaohua and raised his chin and said, "Who let you in?"

"You..." Zhou Xiaohua ignored Zhou Yu's words to let him go out, thinking about the scene just now, his brother-in-law was sitting on Lu Yunzhou's body in his underwear just now, if he read correctly, Lu Yunzhou was naked...

What makes him strange now is that his uncle and Lu Yunzhou have such a good relationship?

Why does he feel so wrong?

Zhou Xiaohua was at a loss, always feeling weird, why my uncle and Lu Yunzhou were on good terms, why my uncle had to live in the same room with Lu Yunzhou when there were so many rooms in the yard, why they were like this...

"I'll say it out." Zhou Yu's evil fire had already gone down, and he was so angry that Zhou Xiaohua ruined his good deed. If Zhou Xiaohua hadn't come in, maybe he had succeeded, and became a human being once again. Zhou Yu went out this time. It is estimated that Lu Yunzhou will not let him mess around anymore.

"...Oh." Zhou Xiaohua didn't leave the door in a daze, but went out the window again.

Lu Yunzhou was lying on the bed paralyzed and suddenly laughed.

Zhou Yu closed the window angrily, picked up the water on the table and poured it in, "Fuck."

"What the fuck." Lu Yunzhou got up and put on his clothes, "If you fuck again, you'll be fine. Everyone will die."

"I'm going to squeeze you dry." Zhou Yu lay back on the bed in his underpants, blowing on the fan and said comfortably, "I miss the air conditioner so much."

"Air conditioner?" Lu Yunzhou paused, then sat on the edge of the bed, "What is that?"

Zhou Yu proudly said, "It is installed in the room. In summer, it is turned on to blow cool air, and the temperature in the room is constant. In winter, if there is no heater, you can turn on to blow hot air. It will be warm." Seeing Lu Yunzhou's surprised look, he gave him a bumpkin look and continued. Said, "There is also a refrigerator. Putting food in the refrigerator in summer will not spoil, and the meat that cannot be eaten can be frozen, so you can eat it when you want to eat it."

Lu Yunzhou couldn't describe it as surprise anymore, and he said after a while, "I really want to turn on the air conditioner."

Zhou Yu chuckled, and then said, "Just wait." After a pause, "It seems that there are already commercial air conditioners in China, don't you know?"

Lu Yunzhou was taken aback by what he said, "I haven't paid attention to it."

Hearing this, Zhou Yu snorted, and said, "It's estimated that it will take eight years or so before it is popularized for civilian use."

After Zhou Yu finished talking, he suddenly got stuck, why not try to sell air conditioners in China in the future?Whoops, it looks like a lot of money.

The key is to be able to make your home cool, but it is too early to say anything since the reform and opening up has not yet begun.

"Oh, it's still early." Lu Yunzhou was also a little discouraged, and lay down beside him, "Sleep?"

Zhou Yu hummed vaguely and quickly fell asleep. As for what he just thought about being an air-conditioning king, he just thought about it, and he will talk about it when he wakes up.

In the evening, Zhou Xiaohua stood by the window and called the two of them to wake up. The two of them finally felt refreshed after a night's sleep. After washing and changing their clothes, the three of them went to the department store to buy some gifts and went to Lu's house with them.

It was rare for Lu Pingchuan to be at home, but Lu Yunqing didn't come back. When Lu Yunxi saw Zhou Yu, his mouth was puckered. He wanted to go upstairs, but didn't want to leave. In the end, he sat on the side aggrieved, not to mention how pitiful he was.

Zhou Yu didn't care either, and pushed Zhou Xiaohua to help Lu's mother with work, while he sat down and talked with Lu Pingchuan.

After a while, Lu Yunxi came over suddenly, and said falteringly, "Zhou Yu, I've made up my mind, you don't have to be afraid if you have a partner, and when the day you and your partner don't fit, you must think about me first. "

Zhou Yu looked at her in surprise, wondering how this girl got the confidence that he would choose her.

Whoops, it's terrible, Zhou Yu's real partner is about to go crazy.