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If in a movie, this kind of plot must be fake identity, go to various high-end places, there are many beautiful women in cars, celebrities endorse it, and auction places spend a lot of money. At this time, the movie must be accompanied by cool music. As soon as the sunglasses were taken off, everyone's eyes were blinded.

Then release a message asking to buy a scabbard, and fish will naturally take the bait.

But Qu Qingshi is different from Gu Haofeng - they have no money.

The living expenses provided by the country are limited, and it is no problem to maintain daily needs. It is definitely not enough to do this kind of trick, so the two had to use the cheapest and most stupid method, Ebay.

Los Angeles Central Library.

Qu Qingshi and Gu Haofeng were wearing black hoodies and baseball caps, standing at the entrance of the Central Library. Qu Qingshi asked, "Have you delivered?"

Gu Haofeng hummed: "Let Uncle Dai help me forge a student ID card from Yeji University. I'm just a stupid son of a wealthy family who didn't study well in China and came to study abroad. I can spend money if I don't know anything. I will fill in the price. When filling in a lot of zeros, it is firmly at the top of the list of buying information, and people can see it at a glance."

The two walked back together, the wind was high and the clouds were calm, and the fallen leaves covered the entire street, and there was a rustling sound when they stepped on it.

Qu Qingshi asked, "What did you post?"

Gu Haofeng said carelessly: "I want to buy the scabbard of the Kowloon sword, inspect the goods in person, pay in cash, and there is no cap."

Qu Qingshi waited for a while, saw that Gu Haofeng had shut up, and asked, "No more?"

Gu Haofeng: "It's gone," then added as if remembering something, "Oh, I also got a Chinese signature."

Qu Qingshi: "What signature?"

Gu Haofeng waved his hand proudly: "Those who take my cultural relics will buy them even though they are expensive."

"..." Qu Qingshi couldn't help complaining, "Although the bullshit doesn't make sense, it fits the image of local tyrants who don't need money. You've done a good job."

In order not to be traced back, the two went to the Los Angeles Central Library to publish information, and also wore hoodies and baseball caps to prevent being recognized, Gu Haofeng bowed to Qu Qingshi kindly: "Hey, thank you for the compliment. "

At this time, a girl suddenly rushed out from the side of the road, startling the two of them: "Come and join our weekend gay parade ~ let's go!"

The girl painted a rainbow flag on her face, and enthusiastically handed the promotional brochure under the noses of the two. Not far away was a booth with a huge banner and slogan: "November 11, Los Angeles gays Parade~ OK, comrades from the whole city will come, you are welcome to come and play together.”

Qu Qingshi blushed and faltered and waved his hands: "No, no, uh, we're not..."

"Don't be shy," the girl glanced at their clothes with a clear expression, "You can release your nature here with us, and you will definitely enjoy that day."

Qu Qingshi looked down, only to find that the two were wearing the same style of hoodies, identical baseball caps, and overalls. From a distance, they looked like a pair of comrades wearing couple shirts.

"Thank you," Qu Qingshi was about to explain, Gu Haofeng had already reached out to take the brochure, and thanked him politely, "My boyfriend is really shy."

Qu Qingshi widened his eyes at Gu Haofeng, and Gu Haofeng smiled as if he had eyes on his back: "Look, he's angry with me right now."

The girl held her heart together: "You are so cute!"

When the two walked away, the girl was still waving enthusiastically behind them. Gu Haofeng waved the brochure as a fan: "What? Are you angry?"

Qu Qingshi kept a straight face, stomping on the fallen leaves.

"This is the fastest way to get rid of handing out flyers on the roadside. Besides, even if I say no, people won't believe me." Gu Haofeng waved the brochure in his hand and asked in a relaxed tone, "By the way, are you right?"

"What is it?"

"Comrade." Gu Haofeng smiled.

"..." Qu Qingshi was speechless, so he had to ask him back, "Then you?"

Gu Haofeng took a leisurely walk in the courtyard, not too far or too close a step behind him, "Generally straight men would quickly deny it when asked this question, so it seems that you must be."

Qu Qingshi suddenly turned around and stared at him as if his tail had been scalded by fire.

Gu Haofeng smiled like an old and cunning fox, put his arms around his shoulders and took him forward, slowly walking away: "Okay, I know you are, and I am too. We share weal and woe, don't get angry, don't get angry..."

After the Ebay message was sent, the two waited on their phones for a week. Except for those who posted advertisements, those who lamented that Chinese people are rich, and those who were curious about what the Nine Dragon Sword is, there was not a single valid message under the message.

A week later, a message popped up suddenly, which caught the attention of the two of them:

"Why only the scabbard?"

The two of them keenly sensed that the big fish under the water was about to move. Gu Haofeng took the mobile phone and instantly turned into a foolish son of a wealthy family: "I don't know either. My grandfather asked me to send a message. He doesn't understand the Internet."

The other party's online name is Patrick, and he hasn't replied.

Gu Haofeng sent another message: "Do you have a scabbard? If you have one, let's chat. The price is easy to negotiate."

Patrick stopped talking, the two stared at the phone and waited for a long time: "The fish ran away? I acted too much? Too enthusiastic?"

Qu Qingshi comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay, put a long line to catch big fish, take your time."

Gu Haofeng has a full understanding of his acting skills, holding his mobile phone to keep refreshing, hoping to wait for the fish to come back, wishing to grab the man's collar through the network cable and shout "you get me hooked!"

Heaven pays off, Gu Haofeng got up one morning and swiped his phone in a daze, suddenly jumped up and pushed Qu Qingshi's door open without knocking: "Get up, the fish is coming!"

Qu Qingshi almost rolled off the bed when he yelled, and the two stared at each other for a long time.

"Mr. Gu, I seriously doubt that you did it on purpose." Qu Qingshi turned pale from fright, and pointed at him, "Are you used to sleeping naked?"

Gu Haofeng bowed his head: "..."

"Hey, what can't be seen by men, I have you and I have it," Gu Haofeng said bluntly, and took a few steps forward, "Partrick sent a picture, take a look."

"En." Qu Qingshi took the phone and looked carefully, Gu Haofeng politely closed the door for Qu Qingshi, quickly covered the front and back, and went back to his room to put on his pants.

After breakfast.

Qu Qingshi returned the phone to Gu Haofeng: "I've seen the photo, it's the Kowloon sword scabbard, yes, but you have to see it in person if it's true or not, why don't you ask him out?"

Gu Haofeng nodded, started poking his phone, and stood up suddenly after a while: "Get ready, it's about this afternoon."

Qu Qingshi raised his head in surprise: "So early?"

Gu Haofeng looked at the phone without looking up: "Downtown, Starbucks."

1pm.

Two people were fully armed and packed and sat in Starbucks - the small shop opposite.

"You don't want to ask you to dress up as a woman," Gu Haofeng regretted, "It's so noticeable for two men to drink tea in a small shop."

Qu Qingshi was speechless: "Then why don't you wear women's clothes?"

Gu Haofeng: "I can't, I'm 1.8 meters seven, people don't believe me in women's clothing, you are just right, plus you have a pretty face..."

Qu Qingshi glanced at him, Gu Haofeng immediately shut up and stopped talking.

After a while, "Who do you think Patrick is?" Qu Qingshi asked.

Gu Haofeng: "I don't know, Yao Jun has a complicated social relationship, he has a lot of friends, and he offends a lot of people, who knows."

He looked at his watch: "There are still 10 minutes."

The two stopped talking, staring at the Starbucks opposite, trying to find suspicious people from inside.

Gu Haofeng looked at his watch again: "It's 2 o'clock." He was a little impatient, "Why is there still no one?"

"I'm afraid we are observing nearby," Qu Qingshi said, "how about we go there first?"

Gu Haofeng shook his head: "It's too dangerous, we don't know who the other party is."

Then the two waited in the small shop for another hour, and the number of people on the street gradually increased, and there were people dressed in strange and strange clothes, some in revealing clothes, and some with Victoria's big wings.

"What's going on?" There were more and more people, so much that they covered their eyes, and they couldn't even see the Starbucks on the opposite side.

Only then did Gu Haofeng react: "Today is the 17th! Los Angeles Gay Parade ~ OK!"

Qu Qingshi sighed and couldn't help but touch his forehead.

"Let's go, he probably won't come." Gu Haofeng stood up.

When the two walked out of the small shop, the streets were already bustling with excitement. Comrades in strange costumes boldly showed off their figures and held up rainbow flags. People with various quirks gathered in a team. The niche is no longer a niche. Encouragement and smiling faces are everywhere, and people sit on the street and cheer for them.

Qu Qingshi suddenly blurted out: "Boss Yang?"

Gu Haofeng looked up and saw that he was an acquaintance.

I saw the Chinese Boss Yang, who was cheating them with Yao Jun on the pier, was parading with everyone in the team.

Boss Yang was taken aback for a moment, then smiled at them humbly, and ran over to greet them with a nod and bow, even changing his accent: "Hello, both bosses."

Gu Haofeng pointed to You~xing's team: "I can't see it, you play this."

The team passing by at this moment is a team of fringe enthusiasts. People are holding whips and wearing props, walking on the street openly, without any shame.

Boss Yang's upper body, wearing only a pair of black pants, holding a professional-looking whip in his hand, and carrying a prop bag on his back, smiled embarrassedly: "Personal hobbies, personal hobbies..."

Qu Qingshi asked, "Did you know that Yao Jun died?"

Boss Yang: "I know, I know, since Boss Dai taught me a lesson last time, I have never done this thing again, and I have never cooperated with Yao Jun again. I have given up now."

Qu Qingshi nodded: "Cheating people is not a long-term solution after all, it is better to earn money steadily than cheating people."

"Boss is right," said Boss Yang, "My team is leaving soon, so I'll leave first?"

The two nodded, and Boss Yang quickly ran into the team and continued to move forward with the team.

The two walked slowly in the opposite direction. The enthusiastic comrades waved to them and asked them to join together. Qu Qingshi politely thanked him and declined. □, so that he can blend in with the crowd and get away..."

Before the words fell, the two looked at each other and suddenly thought of something.

"Damn!!!" Gu Haofeng yelled, pulled Qu Qingshi and quickly ran back, "Why are we so stupid!!!"

"This man surnamed Yang knew Yao Jun. He must have thought of murdering and seizing the treasure after seeing the Nine Dragon Sword. He escaped the surveillance and killed him and took the scabbard!"

The two passed countless comrades, and shuttled through the team to search. The enthusiastic comrades pulled Qu Qingshi and refused to let go, but Gu Haofeng grabbed Qu Qingshi's hand and ran forward.

"The channel has always been in charge of Yao Jun. He doesn't know how to sell it, and he doesn't know the story behind the Nine Dragon Sword. He only knows that he is extremely precious. Just at this time, he saw your information on the Internet," Qu Qingshi quickly glanced away. The crowd said at the same time, "A rookie seller and a rookie buyer are so coincidental!"

Gu Haofeng: "Have you found it?" Qu Qingshi shook his head, Gu Haofeng commanded: "Search separately, you go forward, and I go back."

He stuffed a small thing into Qu Qingshi's pocket: "Use this after you find him, it can make him lose his resistance quickly. Keep in touch with the phone."

Qu Qingshi nodded, and the two quickly separated.

□□The atmosphere was like a festival, with music applause and cheers everywhere, Qu Qingshi and Gu Haofeng looked for people everywhere in the team as if they had gone to the wrong set. There was an Asian in the line, wearing glasses, carrying a whip and carrying a bag, where did he go?"

The person next to the man spoke: "Sir, you have offended my slave, please take your hand away."

Qu Qingshi was taken aback, and quickly apologized.

Not far away, a woman wearing a mask heard: "Ah, I have seen the person you mentioned. He asked me to borrow a whip, played with us for a while, and then left."

Qu Qingshi seemed to be grasping at straws: "Where did he go?"

The woman shook her head: "How could I remember, maybe I went to Dorothy Street, maybe I went to the Avenue of Stars."

Qu Qingshi thanked the woman dejectedly, and left the team.

The parading team gradually went away and took away the hustle and bustle, Gu Haofeng and Qu Qingshi met: "How is it?"

Qu Qingshi shook his head: "He ran away."

Gu Haofeng sighed, and sat down next to Qu Qingshi, neither of them spoke.

A leaflet fell to Qu Qingshi's feet. Qu Qingshi picked it up and stuffed it into the trash can, but he was stunned like an electric shock.

Gu Haofeng: "What are you doing with your hands in the trash can, take them out quickly."

Qu Qingshi: "Do you still remember the tool bag Boss Yang carried?"

Gu Haofeng: "What's wrong?"

Qu Qingshi said slowly, "I seem to have touched it."

The author has something to say: I will take a leave of absence tomorrow, and see you at 9 am the day after tomorrow.