[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

The chanting monk looked at Shinpachi, who suddenly appeared in front of him with a bruised nose, a swollen face, and blood dripping from his forehead: "...Namo...xxoo...Wow, shit...xooo scared me to death...Namo Amitabha x ..."

The person who chanted the scriptures was the closest to Kagura and the others, so he heard what happened this time clearly, even if he wanted to, it would be hard to hear clearly! !Such a loud voice can be heard even if you sit at the back! ?In other words, are they here to show off their stupidity or to participate in the ceremony today! ?And the person who just flew over almost scared him to death, hey! !It is really not easy to chant sutras! !

Rows of black lines hung on the heads of the people who came to the ceremony from behind, they didn't see where those people were sad at all, they were obviously having fun! ! !

Shinpachi lay on the ground, covered his eye sockets with his hands, picked up the glasses that fell on the ground, wiped the blood on his forehead, got up and looked at the chanting man and twitched his mouth: "I seem to have heard something terrible just now. Things got mixed up in the scriptures! Hey! That’s definitely not my illusion. Hey! And you pretended to be okay and continued to read, don’t think that I can’t hear what you said in a low voice, bastard! Can you still read the scriptures properly? ! And I wanted to say from the very beginning, what the hell are you reading, bastard!! You have been blocked all the time, what kind of terrible words appeared in it to be blocked, hey!"

The chanter knocked on the wooden fish and gave the new eight answers: "Namo, those are all new past life texts xxooxo, of course you don't understand! ..Amitabha Buddha xoxo can make the deceased go to the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss more happily. .Amen"

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Xinpachi: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ If you want to talk, talk it out, bastard! Is it interesting to knock on the wooden fish? Are you chanting scriptures or explaining that you don't understand at all, okay? And often Even if the text is newly edited, it won’t be screened, okay? You must have said some harmonious vocabulary, Hundan! Are you really a monk? Are you really a monk? Hey!?? Then the last Amen is obviously off the mark Okay? What do you believe in!? This matter has nothing to do with Jesus, okay!? Do you want to send the soul of Kanna abroad Hey! Even if we all believe in Buddhism and Christianity, it doesn’t mean that Sakyamuni and Jesus, these two *osses are good friends! And if you send them abroad without going through the normal procedures, isn’t that considered smuggling?!”

The chanting monk stopped his hand knocking on the wooden fish and sighed: "Oh, all life in the world will eventually end one day, and that is the definition of death. No matter where the soul is sent, you can't do anything, you All relatives and friends have to do is bless her."

Shinpachi stared at the esoteric chanter for a moment, he was indeed reckless, and only a master could say such a reasonable word! ?

The chanting monk squinted his eyes and secretly glanced at Xinpachi. Seeing his solemn face and adoring eyes, he felt a little flustered: "Don't worry about the young man, your friend will live well in another world, I hope Merlin bless her, Amen."

...Merlin! ?

...... Bless your sister! ┻━┻︵╰(‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Shinpachi patted the ashes on his trousers, pushed down his glasses, took two steps back, and kicked the man in the back with a blank expression.

The monk only felt a huge force behind him, and he flipped a few times in the air and jumped to the distance. He stretched forward tremblingly, wanting to get the wooden fish stick that flew out with him, that was the guy he was eating, absolutely Can't lose it!

Shinpachi: "(′Д`) Originally, the front sounded very profound and masterly, so I couldn't help admiring it a little bit, but what is the last sentence, bastard! Are you crossing the stage!? Even if you want Isn’t it right to say ‘May the Lord bless her’? Hey!? And what is Merlin? Is it the Merlin I know? Did you come here after watching Harry Potter yesterday!? Let Merlin bless you What is she going to do? Hey! Not only let Kanna go abroad, but also want her to become a bastard of Mahou Shochu!!! (Note: Mahou Shochu = Magical Girl)"

After Shinpachi finished complaining, he felt refreshed. He looked at the monk lying on the ground and stretched his hand forward, not knowing what to take. He looked forward along his hand, and there were signs of hash on his forehead. No. "┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ You have been knocking wooden fish with that thing since just now, bastard! That is salted fish, hey! It must be dried salted fish!?… …Bridge bean sack!! (′Д`) Why is there a corner missing!?”

Shinpachi ran over to pick up the 'wooden fish stick' that had fallen on the ground, held it in front of his eyes for a closer look, and then threw it on the ground with a "snap". "What's the matter with the clear tooth marks and saliva marks on it? Hey! All these are telling what kind of tragic experience it has experienced! This is really a salted fish!? It must be a salted fish, right? You must have taken a bite of it while chanting sutras! So how hungry are you, bastard!"

The chanter finally sat up at this time, picked up the salted fish and put it on his chest, looked up at Shinpachi and bared his teeth: "How can you say that, boy!? He is my good partner, how could I eat it?" It's over!"

Shinpachi straightened his face, stretched out his hand and suddenly punched the chanter's face: "('Д`) When you are going to lie, at least remove the fish scales on your teeth, bastard!!"

Shinpachi looked at the monk and Xianyu (?) who flew out on their backs and fell unconscious on the ground, and held their foreheads deeply: "That's enough! Please spare me! Who invited this funny guy!? I'm so tired of complaining here, bastard!"

Shinpachi turned his head to Gintoki and Kagura who had settled down: "Did you invite Gin-san?"

Gintoki reached into his arms and scratched his chest, staring at Shinpachi with dead fish eyes: "What nonsense are you talking about? New! How can our family have the money to invite him over! Ever since Kanna moved in, Silver mulberry, I have to pay for three creatures with huge appetites! (Kanna, Kagura, and Joharu). Even my favorite strawberry milk is rarely drunk! It’s because of silver mulberry that I’m already poor How about your hair!! Look at Yinsang, my hair is already curly!!"

Shinpachi twitched his eyes: "Since I started working with Yinsang, I haven't been paid once, so I know the fact that you are very poor. But Yinsang, your hair is always so good? Don't worry about it Push it all out, bastard! But since you didn't invite Yinsang, who invited it?"

Yinshi yawned and squinted at Shinpachi: "Yin-sang is not Padoulong!! Don't ask Yin-sang about everything."

Feeling tired, Shinpachi turned his head to Kagura again, "Could it be Kagura-chan who you invited? That's right, Kanna is also your sister. Sure enough, you are also the same. My sister can leave with more peace of mind." .”

Kagura picked her nose: "What are you talking about Aru, I don't have any money, if I had money, I would have bought a bunch of vinegar kombu and came back Aru, there is no need to starve here. "

Shinpachi stood where he was, with a shadow cast on his face, and his painting style was different.So what you eat at the end is more important than your sister's ceremony? Kagura-chan! ! ...But since they didn't invite that person, who invited him?

Kanna picked up the salted fish on the ground, put the head in his mouth and chewed: "Well... that person was not invited by me, but I asked madao to let him find someone, he said that one of his friends happened to be If someone does this, the most important thing is that it doesn’t cost money, so I asked him to help.”

Shinpachi was stunned for a moment, and realized who Kanmu was talking about, because there are too many madao! "It turned out that Hasegawa-san helped invite the person here."

Kagura nodded, and said inarticulately: "Aru the plain."

Shinpachi pushed down his glasses and took a look at Kagura, he was startled all of a sudden, ran to Kagura and grabbed her hand and pulled back, "Hashibean sack Kagura sauce!! What are you eating in your mouth!? No It’s that salted fish, hey! It’s dirty! Let go of your hands and spit it out, bastard!! How hungry are you? Hey!!”

Kagura forcefully pulled the salted fish in his hand towards his mouth, "Let go of the four-eyed bastard! This is mine! I will never give it to you, Aru!"

Shinpachi twitched his eyes and watched: "No one will snatch it from you! It's full of uncle's smell, Kagura-chan! I don't know how long it's been there, don't put everything in your dirty mouth. Hey! What should I do if my stomach is ruined?!"

Shinpachi, who kept pulling out Kagura's hand, turned his head and looked at Gintoki who was picking his ears: "Gin-san, stop picking your ears! Come here and help take out what Kagura is holding, hey!!"

Gintoki looked up when he heard it, and immediately ran to Kagura, and helped Shinpachi grab Kagura's hand: "Listen to Gin-san and let go of Kagura-chan!!"

Shinpachi nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes."

Yin Shi: "Hurry up and let us share equally! Hey!! It's too cunning to eat alone!!"

Shinpachi fell to the ground with a bang, propped himself up and raised his head to shout at Gintoki: "Gin-sang is muddy!! I asked you to come here for that, hey!!"

Kagura: "I don't want Aru! Damn it, let go of the natural curly hair!"

Yin Shi "Don't always talk about natural rolls, you bastard!! All the natural rolls in the world will cry!"

Just when the two were arguing, the door was pushed open vigorously, and a man walked in with an umbrella and bandages all over his head. He could only see a dull hair twisting and turning with his footsteps, and his whole body was suspicious. breath.He walked straight towards the position of Kanna's coffin, jumped on it and sat on it, shaking his legs back and forth, stretched out his hand to untie the bandage on his face, revealing a smiling face, with the dumb hair on his head shaking, yes Everyone who looked at him stretched out their hands: "Yo~ good afternoon."

Kagura stopped her movements, turned her head to look at the person sitting on the coffin with a serious expression, "Kamui!"

————If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next chapter. (laugh)----