[Pseudo Criminal Minds]Gimmick Game

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Finally, some nonsense about Germany.

Women are always impressed by their first impressions.

Since I took a second look at the goalkeeper who scored two goals in 02, in fact, he has always had such a small place in his heart, but that place is too small and too biased, and he has never been taken by the short stature. Just found out below.It wasn't until the World Cup in Germany four years later that the coach Klinsmann, who was mainly in charge of coaching, chose Lehmann as the number one goalkeeper in spite of the world's disgrace. Saw him on the field.The Deutsche Chariot of that year still well inherited the fine traditions of "everyone can do it in the group stage, and stumble in the semi-finals" and "destroy the world until they meet Italy", which also marked a Kahn era ending.

Fortunately, this year's German chariot still complies with the "only you can beat me" agreement with my cheating ally in World War II, successfully awakening the car king Schumacher who has been in a coma for half a year due to speeding skiing Also standing on top of the world for the fourth time.The majority of German players can finally breathe a sigh of relief. In recent years, the ranking of German chariots on the WC is not the cute "2333", but the uncute "2331".

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Episode02 Talk about football and then talk about the people watching the football

I was racking my brains on how to enter this Chapter 2. Now that there is a "virtuous blow" from the sky, everything will be logical.

Where there are people in this world, there must be two things: Wenzhou people and class.

The former is not the focus here, the focus is on the latter.

In fact, I don't understand how this situation arises.To put it simply, fans of the current popular strong teams look down on fans of weak teams, especially those who have a background but are now depraved.

The current general trend at the national team level is Germany > West > Argentina > Brazil > Italy > England > France > Netherlands > Portugal; the league is basically Spain > England > Germany > Italy > France.

So I often see conversations like this: "Xixi is great!" "Look at my second child!" "Do you understand Bashen? I understand." "Is LS saying that he is also a SB? Look at me Nini" "LS you It's not much better, I'll blow your hair transplant man"...

I'm so stupid, really, I used to go in and get a kick every time I saw these things, and I wouldn't give up until I got the result; now when I see this kind of sign, I immediately click the red cross on the upper right.When people are old, there is no room for dirty things in front of them.

Here I would like to thank a good red and black senior who has been talking with me for six years. His words made me realize. He said: "Fans also have classes." The mountain that can never be approached head-on, and climbed up, experienced the feeling of seeing all the small mountains at a glance.

It is precisely because there is less talk and more reading in various places, that I naturally realized various mysteries.For example, team fans, person fans, team fans, technical fans, fans of which period, and fans of that age can be known in just a few words.

After seeing it through, you will find that class struggle is really fun.

In any case, the above are still real fans, at least real football fans, and those struggles are just conflicts among the people, not serious business.There is a more terrifying creature that is our real opponent-they are usually quite low-key, and there is no sign of any football genes in them; they will be called out by the Hercules Cup every four years, and they can’t wait to get sick, ah no During the month of the game (to be exact, during the game day), they changed their name to "Dong Qiudi", and set up a chastity archway to hold in their hands, for fear that others would not know that they were watching the game.

"Messi Messi! So handsome! The goal is so beautiful!"

"Ronaldo Ronaldo! So handsome! The goal is so beautiful!"

"Xiaobei Xiaobei! So handsome! The goal is so beautiful!"

"Kaka Kaka! So handsome! The goal is so beautiful!"

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Dear fans and friends, if there is such a person around you, please don’t hesitate when you see such behavior, and follow the steps below: first calm down your expression, then lightly frown, and then slowly raise one side The corner of his mouth, he pursed his lips tightly, casually, disdainfully, and coldly spit out three words:

"Pseudo ball fans".

If someone is triggered into the runaway zombie mode because of this, (I originally wanted to write "high ridicule"-js background has no pressure-after thinking about it for the sake of network civilization and to prove that I am a lady, I changed the word), please Follow up with the following non-issue questions:

"How many World Players of the Year has Messi won?"

"What is Ronaldo's transfer to Real Madrid worth?"

"What's the name of Beckham's free kick?"

"Why was Kaka used in Real Madrid?"

99.999% of the people couldn't answer a single one, and then started to argue: "Oh, I don't understand anyway, but I think they score very handsomely." And then said shamelessly: "I just look at people, not Contest."

Apart from political factors and match-fixing factors, the above is the third reason for my physical aversion to the World Cup.

Thinking back to the World Cup 10 years ago, something like this happened:

At that time, I was the manager of a novel reader group. One day, a group of post-90s brain-dead lolitas had a good discussion in the group, one mouthful and one WC. I went in and saw that they were all discussing this handsome and that cool, so I asked, do you know? They only control the face, right?

God testifies, if time can be turned back, I will not be so brain-dead.

Because the answer I got turned out to be: I don’t control my appearance.

Angrily, he withdrew from the group.

But thanks to that group of idiots, the bad mood of Italy being eliminated in the group stage was not so serious.

Let's talk about brain damage, let's talk about the game.In fact, in terms of gold content, it should be the Champions League>League>European Cup>World Cup.It's just inertia and all kinds of hype, it seems that the World Cup is a temple.But it seems to be right, in terms of the amount of "gold", it is indeed the World Cup.

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I have been thinking about a question: what is the ultimate meaning of professional football?

Passion?hapiness?Belief?remember?

No, it's victory.

If the students in British public schools just wanted to play for fun and didn't care about winning or losing, then football may eventually become a performance event, dispensable, and it is absolutely impossible to become popular all over the world and become the world's most popular sport. first movement.

People will leave, teams will be disbanded, games will be suspended, and only victory will last forever.

Just to add a word, I think I can't love you even if I win, but I'm too lazy to find another new love, so I can only choose to see nothing. (So ​​last season, I basically didn't watch this kind of thing in Milan's game. How can I say it?)

So how to win?

She 7 once said this sentence: "The Champions League is my World Cup".So when he came out last and sent the penalty into the goal guarded by Buffon, he couldn't help but burst into tears.In his eyes, the meaning of the silver gleaming cup with big ears is almost equivalent to the golden Hercules cup.Fortunately, God still favors this excellent player. Under his leadership, Ukraine finally reached the finals of the 06 World Cup, but fell to Buffon and Italy again like a reincarnation, and it can be regarded as a good end.

Let me mention that sentence again: football is a sport of eleven people, and the strength of one person is far from enough.Baggio can't do it, Kahn can't do it, Giggs can't do it, Ronaldo can't do it, Messi can't do it, Beckham and Kaka have good teammates, and in the end they can't do it either.Maradona?People rely on their hands, not their legs.

So it is normal for me to scold a certain player, a certain coach, or a certain high-level executive while shouting that I love a team.This is not contradictory, the team is not a team of one person, but a whole.To put it bluntly, most of the time I don't care about my personal situation at all. There are iron-clad camps and flowing soldiers. There will never be a situation where you can't play without someone.

Therefore, real fans of pseudo-fans really don’t need to talk about "OO team will win because of XX" in front of the following, please ignore the following if you say it, I am just too lazy to reply you "Do you know how many people in a team play on the field Is it? The game will be terminated when there are only 7 players left.”

Football is a war in a peaceful age. Since war makes women go away, then football should let fake fans go away.

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Episode03 Afterword

The origin of this article was mentioned at the beginning-the German chariot is really a good thing, not only awakened the body of the chariot king, but also awakened the spirit of the subordinate.At a time when the Internet is full of articles full of jokes and scolding, and all kinds of godly comments from ancient masters in the folks, I actually hesitated for a long time-if this is really written and posted, it will be ugly on the one hand, and on the other hand, it will expose the fake fans. identity.

After thinking about it, I still have to save something, even if it is for the youth that will eventually pass away.

After making an outline, I planned to finish it overnight at first, but then I didn't finish it, and I didn't finish it the next day, and then...

Then what burst out [-] words a day is really a naked slap in the face!I really overestimated myself.

The World Cup is over and the summary has been written. After that, will you still watch football?

Thanks to the judges, after the World Cup, I can finally watch football well.

——Dai Limei 2014.7.1922:49 Completed the manuscript in YY Mountain

2014.7.2022:07 completed the draft in Y