Daoist, stay safe

Zhang Xiyan opened the door only to find that Liu Yu was not alone outside, there were two groups of people standing about two to three meters away from Liu Yu.A bunch of them are two old people in even more outlandish clothes than her. They are over 80 years old. Their skin is covered with tattoos, and bone ornaments are hung on their necks, wrists and ankles. The clothes are bright and multi-colored. A great god, but in fact it is a great dancer.The style of clothes and the bone ornaments on the two people are slightly different, and they are not in the same position, but from the "gorgeous and grand" attire, it can be confirmed that their status in the tribe should be very high.The group next to it was five people, one of them was Liu Yu's special driver she knew, and the other four were bodyguards.

She glanced at the whisk in her hand, and she had no doubt that she couldn't beat it, so she swung the whisk, put it on her arm, and asked in a fairy-like posture, "It's midnight, what's up?"

Liu Yu's gaze fell on Fuchen for several seconds before she looked away. She always felt that something was weird, but she couldn't put it into words.She smiled and said, "Really! Fragrant! Ha!"

Zhang Xiyan clenched the whisk in her hand, and smirked back!If Liu Yu brought half of the people, the whisk in her hand could reach Liu Yu's face.

Liu Yu raised her chin triumphantly, went into the Taoist temple, and asked, "Have you packed your luggage?" When she passed by Zhang Xiyan, she stretched out her hand to hook Zhang Xiyan's chin, but Zhang Xiyan swung her whisk away.She smiled and said inexplicably: "Little beauty, don't blame me for not reminding you, it's too late to regret it now." She glanced back at the fly whisk on Zhang Xiyan's arm, and finally figured out what was wrong.Hehe, Zhang Xiyan opened the door for her and even brought a weapon.It's not that she looks down on people, she just wants to ask who can Zhang Xiyan beat with her slender arms and legs?

Zhang Xiyan didn't stop Liu Yu, but quickly locked everyone else out.She was worried that Liu Yu would open the door for them, and locked the door with a key.

Liu Yu: "..." She grabbed her collar and asked in feigned panic, "You... what are you going to do when you close the door?"

"Actor!" Zhang Xiyan threw two words to Liu Yu and entered the room.

Liu Yu thought that being a playwright was better than being mentally ill, so she didn't bother with Zhang Xiyan.

The God of Flower Sacrifice, Liu, was about to return home in full bloom, her face was full of pride, and she brazenly followed Zhang Xiyan into Zhang Xiyan's bedroom. Shyly said: "Actually, it's not impossible for you to do something to me."

Zhang Xiyan: "..." Feeling sick, okay!She didn't bother to take care of Liu Yu, and checked her luggage again to make sure that there was nothing missing. She was going to the mountains to save people, not to travel, and except for daily necessities, they were necessities for survival.

When she was counting the magical artifacts, she suddenly found that the pointer trembled slightly and was pointing at Liu Yu.She picked up the compass, turned around and changed the direction, and the pointer moved accordingly, and it was still pointing to Liu Yu, which was accurate and not crooked at all.

Zhang Xiyan was so frightened that the hairs on her body stood on end, she said to herself three times in a row, "It's not a ghost, it's not a ghost, it's not a ghost." She emphasized with extreme poise that it was a problem with the magnetic field!

To be precise, there is a problem with Liu Yu's magnetic field. If it was in ancient times, Liu Yu would definitely be regarded as a ghost or demon possessed, but now the scientific explanation is that there is something on Liu Yu's body that can affect the surrounding magnetic field.Of course, it certainly won't be a big magnet.

Is it the baiting sound Gu or something else?

She is not sure.

Seeing Zhang Xiyan staring at the compass with an ugly expression on his face, Liu Yu seemed to be frightened.She walked lightly, approached it quietly, raised her eyes, and found that the pointer was pointing at her following her movements.Liu Yu asked: "Your compass is broken?"

Zhang Xiyan put away the compass, and said in a cold voice, "The compass is not broken, but the person is broken." She raised her eyes to look at Liu Yu, and added, "It needs to be repaired." Kaifeng's Seven Star Sword was carried behind her back first—self-defense!

Liu Yu's thoughts moved slightly, and she asked, "How to fix it?" She really wanted to know if Zhang Xiyan could fix her.

Zhang Xiyan didn't answer Liu Yu's words, and hung the anti-insect and anti-gu sachet on his belt, and smeared ointment on all exposed skin.

The ointment produced by Sangu's grandma, although the manufacturer is a bit shabby, is really easy to use. It not only prevents insects, but also has the effect of incense and skin care.

Liu Yu frowned slightly, not used to the smell of the ointment on Zhang Xiyan's body, so she stood at the door and fanned the smell with her hand, and asked disgustedly, "Have you wiped shit on your body?"

Zhang Xiyan: "..." She silently put on some more, and took the rest of the medicine cabinet with her.

Liu Yu wants to hit someone!She thought viciously, "You can do it! The future will be long!" She tore a piece of toilet paper and twisted it into small balls to block her nostrils.

Although someone in Liu Yu has a car, Daoist Zhang still chooses to take an online car-hailing car to the airport with great integrity.

After Liu Yu got into the car, she asked the driver to follow the nervous Xiyan's car.

At the airport, Liu Yu saw Zhang Xiyan printing the boarding pass in front of the automatic check-in counter, and asked the bodyguard to see where Zhang Xiyan was sitting, and chose his seat next to Zhang Xiyan. After boarding the plane, she put her ticket and The bodyguard exchanged tickets, and sat next to Zhang Xiyan, "Zhang Xun, what a coincidence."

Zhang Xiyan turned her head and looked Liu Yu carefully from head to toe. No matter where she looked at Liu Yu, she didn't look like someone who could fly economy class.

Liu Yu pointed to the bodyguard next to him solemnly, "My bodyguard is here, so I feel safe."

Zhang Xiyan tightened the neck pillow around her neck, secretly hating.Liu Yu has a sense of security, but she doesn't anymore.The seats of the two of them are close to each other, and the economy class is cramped and narrow, and they can put their heads on the neighbor seat even if they tilt their heads, and they can touch others when they raise their arms or turn around.She was afraid that Liu Yu would play a trick on her after she fell asleep.

Seeing the stewardess walking by, Zhang Xiyan quickly stopped her and asked, "Can passengers change seats at will?"

The stewardess smiled and asked, "You mean..."

Zhang Xiyan pointed to Liu Yu, "Her seat is not here."

Liu Yu smiled and raised the ticket in her hand, "My companion and I switched seats. He is not feeling well and needs to sit in a spacious business class."

The stewardess politely told Zhang Xiyan that passengers can change seats after negotiating on their own.

Liu Yu smiled very kindly, and said, "Don't worry, I'll just sit next to you and do nothing."

Zhang Xiyan said heartily: "I believe your evil!" She turned her head to look at Professor Cheng behind her, and wanted to change seats.

Professor Cheng received Zhang Xiyan's gaze, quickly put on the blindfold, and fell asleep in seconds!

Zhang Xiyan gritted her teeth secretly, and turned into Lin Ergou: I hate it!

She waited until the flight attendant served drinks, and ordered two cups of coffee to refresh herself.

Liu Yu was overjoyed to receive Zhang Xiyan's resentful gaze, her shoulders twitched with laughter, and she said with concern on her face: "I haven't slept all night, and my dark circles have come out, stop drinking coffee, hurry up and catch up on sleep." She said with great concern: "This is the only way to get there. There are still many mountains with no roads to climb. It takes a lot of days to drill in the mountains."

Zhang Xiyan couldn't bear it anymore and asked Liu Yu, "I have deworming medicine, do you want to take it?"

Liu Yu smiled slightly, and accepted it as soon as it was good, and waited for the next round. She said to herself, "You little boy, I can't torture you to death." Hmph, Zhang Changshou forced her out of the village by force, and even threatened her to go back to the village. Send her to a mental hospital and lock her up!Tsk tsk, now that she is returning to her hometown, he is here to shut her down.Liu Yu thought that Zhang Changshou didn't catch her, but his precious daughter was so beautiful when she fell in front of her, so she couldn't help but reached out and picked Zhang Xiyan's chin, she just missed saying "Yo yo, sweetheart baby" shout out.

Zhang Xiyan felt a chill!Liu Yu doesn't need any makeup to play the role of the bad witch in this appearance, she just acts in her true colors.All her luggage was checked in, otherwise, she would have done the thing of freeing up Liu Yu's Gu.She drank two cups of coffee in one go, closed her eyes, and went to sleep!She cheered herself up in her heart: "I have nothing to fear when I'm covered in dementia."

Liu Yu took out the candy she had brought, and asked Zhang Xiyan, "I have candy, do you want to eat it?"

Zhang Xiyan lost all sleepiness in an instant.What if Liu Yu stuffed Gu into her mouth when she fell asleep?

Liu Yu handed the white rabbit jelly candy to Zhang Xiyan, and said, "Don't worry, it's not poisonous."

Zhang Xiyan glanced at Liu Yu lightly, "I'm afraid of tooth decay."

Liu Yu stuffed the white rabbit jelly candy into her mouth, and said quietly, "I opened a scorpion and centipede farm in the suburbs."

Zhang Xiyan shuddered, and looked at Liu Yu vigilantly, with vivid eyes that read: What are you doing?

Liu Yu said slowly: "It's a loss and I have nothing to return." She bit the candy viciously as if venting, and said: "Scorpions, centipedes, things that grow in the wild and can be caught by removing stones, Raise it in a big city, feed it and drink it, and it will still die of illness!" Once it dies, it will die in less than half a month.

Zhang Xiyan asked: "Are you comforting me?"

Liu Yu said: "Confirmed, my pain is your happiness, your pain is my happiness."

Zhang Xiyan thought of Liu Yu's split personality, and suddenly, inexplicably, felt that Liu Yu was a bit pitiful.In the next second, she immediately drove this terrible thought out of her mind.

She sympathizes with Liu Yu, and is soft-hearted towards Liu Yu, even if she is cheated to death, she has to help Liu Yu count the money again.Looking back, it was full of blood and tears.Liu Yu sold her, and she counted the money for Liu Yu to make a performance report!

Zhang Xiyan refused to talk to Liu Yu again, she called the stewardess and asked if there was a mask?

The stewardess thought for a while, asked her to wait, and went to find her a mask.

Zhang Xiyan took out some insect repellent ointment from the sachet on her waist and spread it on the outside of the mask, put the mask on, covered her mouth and nose, and went to sleep.

Liu Yu: "..." Zhang Xiyan was covered in shit again, and it was still on her face, it was scary!

On the plane, in the confined space, the freshly applied smell was extremely strong. Liu Yu was defeated and returned to her business class cabin.

Zhang Xiyan heaved a sigh of relief, finally able to sleep well for a while.

They landed at Kunming Airport.

The business car sent by the school was waiting at the airport early, and drove directly to Nujiang Prefecture after receiving them.

After being tortured on the plane, Liu Yu didn't ask for guilt anymore and ran to ride in the same car with Zhang Xiyan, Zhang Xiyan seized the time to catch up on sleep.

The author has something to say: *********************

Liu Yu: Come on, torture and hurt each other.

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