[Transformers] Autobot Newspaper

"—Take another look? I promise I won't kill you."

Showing a false gentle smile, under the soft tone of acting like a baby, Li Lin smashed the opponent's knee joints without hesitation, "It seems that I am already a little tired of such cruel little activities as throwing the furnace. , if you resist me now, then just pour some iron-eating worms directly."

The wound on the amber-red body was dripping energy liquid, and was forced into a half-kneeling posture by the vicious Autobot—most of the bullet marks on his body were caused by the subsonic neutron cannon in Li Lin’s hand—— It is an extremely expensive advanced heavy weapon whose speed almost reaches the speed of sound.

Just like the body that Li Lin is using now, relying on the benefits of being a high-level Autobot and the resources traded (blackmailed) by intelligence officers, it is something obtained in this way.

"...Wait, wait, can't I surrender? Autobots shouldn't—"

The red sports car hadn't finished his words in pain, and even before he had time to plan how to take revenge again in his heart, he was interrupted by Li Lin's slight but strange laughter.

"—The ones you mentioned are the Optimus Primes of this world, and they have nothing to do with me." Li Lin fiddled with the side of the opponent's neck with the muzzle of the cannon, but controlled the strength of her feet on the side of the opponent's broken knee. He kicked it lightly, "You don't think what I said just now was a joke, ah... If that's the case, the Optimus Prime of our world is really about to cry."

That's right, it would be strange if the young machine brought up by His Majesty the Emperor couldn't even see this thing--you pretended to be behind the Emperor who was regarded as one of the landscapes by the Mirror Autobots in the past those years The unseen little machine doesn't exist at all, hey!

——Amateur activities are a means of watching the enemy's N ways to die behind her boss. Compared with her boss, she is simply an amateur with no creativity.

"But, but—" Knockdown tried to send his own signal to the Decepticons, but found out tragically——

"Ah, I'm sorry." Li Lin apologized without any apologies, "I forgot to tell you that I have already interfered with the signal in this area, and even made some false appearances for the sound waves of your world.

To put it in an easier-to-understand language, it's like looping. "

【YO!Sheng Bo said that he can listen to rock music casually again. It was too late to be chased by you some time ago. Speaking of which kind of music Li Lin likes, I like——]

The deafening rock music almost covered the sound of the sound waves - Li Lin commented on the audio that was suddenly picked up from the inside line so expressionlessly.

[Being chased or something, I can only say that you are unlucky.If you let His Majesty Optimus Prime go, you can't even last a round, I guess. ] Li Lin quickly ignored the topic behind Sonic—if she talked about carbon-based culture music with Sonic, it would give her the illusion that she was talking to jazz.

"Hmm... Optimus Prime and the others will notice if you leave for too long. So first remove your communicator and limb control center..." Muttering to himself.

"—Stop it, stop it! Is there something wrong with this situation? In other words, why can you not do this kind of thing like the Autobots—"

Knockdown tried to beg for mercy from this completely wrong Autobot, but Li Lin had no intention of showing off to the protagonist at the moment. Li Lin simply followed what she said, and skillfully pried it open with her sharp fingertips. The opponent's armor, she quickly touched what she wanted to remove.

[Depressed, I was hit by Li Lin - anyway, I was able to take you away from the TF of three bases. You were obviously very obedient when I spliced ​​the wings for you. By the way, I found your young body Why does it look so pitiful and cute according to the information at that time...】

"Probably because we are more enlightened." After replying like this, the next sentence came out from the bottom of his heart - although relatively speaking, the situation of the Decepticons is simply...

[Because at that time, I will rely on your help to live. Speaking of infants, you almost think they are cute no matter which one you look at. Autobots... Although they will take care of them a little, they will basically not receive much attention. 】

[And you are a completely exceptional character, compared to the existence in the comics that broke the fourth dimension!Your level of favorability is not scientific at all. 】The voice in the background music made Li Lin a little speechless,【Did you know that there is a relationship between you and Optimus Prime's slag in Autobot's magical stories?I also went to read it, although I feel that it is completely unrealistic——]

【What you said, I seem to have seen it in His Majesty's room... although it was thousands of years ago. 】She said helplessly but involuntarily in a mild tone, 【And the emperor's favor... I'd rather continue to be a subordinate. 】

——The bed and the bed are serving Optimus Prime, are you tired of making this?

And Li Lin said—whether the relationship is completely messed up like this, she doesn't even know whether it's better to use the role of 'intelligence officer' to face the saboteur, or to use the face of 'lover' to act like a baby to that guy!

Although she has never been able to pretend to be a qualified lover in front of His Majesty...

Because...His Majesty Optimus Prime looks super cute no matter what time, since she was dismantled, she has suffered from phantom limb pain, and she can't help trembling even when she is treated gently and strokes her wings——

[Does Optimus Prime also see that kind of thing? 】Sonic’s voice sounded as if he had seen the end of the world coming, 【Are you sure he didn’t humanely destroy the guy who wrote this thing, YO～】

——The last word trembled a little bit suspiciously... But considering the content of that article, Li Lin's hand trembled a little and almost cut an extra line directly.

[Even His Majesty needs entertainment, besides, I have seen this kind of thing at Jazz, and he once jokingly pointed out to me what was wrong. 】

Although thinking about it now, who is the guy who wrote that stuff?

——Also, Li Lin, have you completely forgotten that Bouncing and former boss who almost murdered you because of this kind of writing?It wasn't a lie that you were almost killed when you received wrong information, okay?

Li Lin said silently that she really wants to change her marriage status to single now, and she has always been so fucking single.

——That thing back then was just a YY romance sadomasochism novel, who the hell knew it would come true, what a scumbag! ?

Now she is still hiding from Sheng Bo about her own situation, Li Lin doesn't know what to do now, but she can only continue to procrastinate like this to prevent Sheng Bo from knowing about her real relationship.

What she really wants to do right now is——

Change the name Optimus Prime to ex-husband!