Chaoying's small group [Zhongyingmei]

A long time ago, there lived a family of sheep in the forest.

Mr. Tony, the sheep father, has a daughter and 68 sons. One of the sons was bitten by a spider and had a genetic mutation. He stayed at home 24 hours a day and surfed the Internet.

Because there are too many children, Mr. Tony is immersed in the ocean of noise every day. The harm of noise is too serious. When people close their eyes in the dead of night, the noise of children asking for bananas will still be heard in his ears. Over time, he suffers from migraine.

Because there are too many children, Mr. Tony has to work around the clock, leave early and return home late every day, and return home with food. When he opened the door of the house, he saw 69 mouths waiting to be fed.

"What's for dinner tomorrow?" asked Mr. Tony.

The cutest little girl sits at the table waving a spoon, and she doesn't pick anything unless Mr. Tony cooks it himself.

The son who was bitten by a spider is busy surfing the Internet and is not picky about his food.

The remaining 67 short sons started making noise.

"I want a banana bun!"

"I want to eat banana pancakes!"

“Eat Banana Spaghetti!”

“Crepe Roll Banana Ice Cream Balls!”

"Choose only one!" Mr. Tony said.

"Daddy chooses, Daddy chooses!" the children cried.

Holding the recorded menu, Mr. Tony was in a dilemma. He didn't know what to choose, and he struggled for three hours.

If things go on like this, Mr. Tony suffers from difficulty in choosing.

Because there are too many children, cleaning the wool for children every day is very time-consuming.

Mr. Tony lovingly put the little daughter into the bathtub, picked up the brush and bent over to brush diligently, and when the daughter was washed clean, he was already out of breath with exhaustion.

Mr. Tony beckoned again, and his son who was addicted to the Internet jumped into the bathtub, splashing water all over him.

He washed his son clean again without complaint, and when he looked up again, he saw that there were 67 younger sons waiting behind him, and he suddenly felt that life was difficult.

By the time the last kid was scrubbed clean, Mr. Tony was down too.

The lamb plays happily outdoors every day, and the fur gets dirty every day, and Mr. Tony washes the kid every day.

Over time, Mr. Tony suffered from lumbar muscle strain.

Mr. Tony is a patrol policeman in the forest area. In addition to taking care of the children, he also patrols around the forest diligently every day, beats up the bad guys, catches them, and sends them to the forest police station.

If things go on like this, the villains get a psychological shadow.

On this day, Mr. Tony, who was suffering from illness, was going out to see a doctor in the city.

Before going out, he left enough food at home, and told the children to stay at home obediently, and don't open the door when any stranger knocks, except when their father comes home.

"Can it be done, Daisy?" Mr. Tony asked the younger daughter.

"I can, Dad." Daisy nodded, "I'll wait for you at home, okay? You just have to be careful."

Mr. Tony touched his little daughter's head with some relief: "I will be back on time."

"Can you do it again?" Mr. Tony asked the mutant son who was surfing the Internet.

"Of course I can!" the mutated son continued, "Do you remember the last time you went out? You forgot to bring the key and locked us all at home. Everyone was in a panic, but I found a lock with a wire on the Internet. Method, open the door easily, without any effort, am I great? Did I show unprecedented courage and wisdom in a critical moment? And last time..."

Mr. Tony gags his mutant son with a potato.

"So what about you, can you do it?" Mr. Tony asked a large group of young sons who were partying for Dad to go out.

His voice was lost in their Hawaiian music.

Mr. Tony took it for granted, nodded, and went out with his pack on his back.

The innocent and happy lamb was playing around in the house, but he didn't know that danger approached quietly not long after his father left.

In the woods outside the house, a pair of eyes are staring evilly at the figures of the lambs in the window.

"I've been waiting for so long, and finally this day has come." Under the cover of the shadow of the tree, the sinful black shadow let out a terrible laugh, "Anthony, you are in my hands today... I can't bully you , I will bully your child."

At this time, the sun shines, and the sinful shadow in the forest reveals his true colors—a business wolf in a suit and leather shoes and glasses.

Business wolf Hammer is Mr. Tony's old enemy. He was once sent to the Forest Prison by Mr. Tony himself, and successfully escaped by digging a tunnel.

It's a pity that the mission was not successful, and the dug tunnel happened to lead to Mr. Tony's office.

So Hammer was sent to Forest Prison by Mr. Tony.

Hammer didn't give up. He chose to escape from prison by climbing over the wall and succeeded again.

It's a pity that I didn't step on the spot beforehand. Outside the wall is a forest public toilet.

Mr. Tony frowned and pinched his nose, and sent Hammer to the forest prison again.

Relying on his tenacious spirit of not looking back even when he hit the south wall and his courage to fight more and more, Hanmer escaped again and again, and was caught by Mr. Tony again and again. With his own strength, he won the "accumulated Flee ten times and get five years in prison for free".

"Do you know why the walls of the Forest Prison are always so easy to drill?" At this moment, the evil Hammer stood in the forest, with countless memory monologues in his heart, "Do you know why the doors of the Forest Prison are so unstable?"

He laughed silently: "You will never know, Anthony! I am the construction contractor of Forest Prison!"

This time, the villain Hammer escaped again, and set his sights on Mr. Tony's child.

He intends to pretend to be Mr. Tony, deceive the children's trust, enter Mr. Tony's house, tie up all the lambs, put them on the fire, and when they are cooked, slice the lamb into pieces and serve them with cakes. To eat in rolls, he has prepared all the vegetables for balanced nutrition.

Hammer imagined the deliciousness of the lamb burritos, salivated, hid in the forest, and began to change clothes.

He slowly took off his suit jacket.

"Oh, what a hooligan!" A pheasant covered his eyes and ran away.

Putting on Mr. Tony's overalls and a Chanel straw hat, Hammer walked slowly to Mr. Tony's house.

He raised his paw and knocked on the door of Mr. Tony's house.

It was Mr. Tony's youngest daughter, Daisy, who came to answer the door.

The little lamb asked inside, "Who is knocking at the door of my house?"

"It's me, good girl." Hammer said, "I'm your father."

"Are you really my dad?" Daisy looked back at the clock, very puzzled, "Dad said he was going to the city to see a doctor, and it would take a long time to come back."

"I gave up the treatment, so I came back." Hammer pinched his nose and said, "Open the door for me."

Daisy was very happy, she stood on tiptoe with two lamb feet, and wanted to lift the bolt of the gate to let the father outside come in.

But at this moment, Daisy was stopped by Peter, the son of an online fan.

"We must be more cautious." Peter said to Daisy, "It is very likely that bad people are trying to trick us into opening the door, so we cannot believe it easily."

"My son's rebellion breaks my heart." Hammer said, "How can you believe that I am your father?"

Peter asked loudly: "Then tell me, what is the smallest positive period of Y=3sinX+4cosX+5?"

Hammer was silent outside the door.

But he is a high-achieving student who has set up a company, so this question does not bother him, so he bowed his head and calculated, and reported an answer.

"The answer is correct!" said Daisy. "He is Dad, isn't he?"

As an Internet fan who has watched many safety education videos on the Internet, Peter still remained very vigilant, shaking his head and saying, "No, this is not enough to prove it."

"What else do you want?" Hammer asked.

Peter thought for two seconds, didn't ask any more math questions, and this time handed out a piece of paper through the crack of the door.

Hammer took out the paper and looked at it. There was a picture drawn on it. The object A was moving upwards on a smooth slope. He asked for a force analysis on A.

Han Mo smiled charmingly: "This is simply pediatrics!"

He took out his pen, finished the question carefully, and put the paper back to show Peter.

After reading it, Peter didn't raise any questions.

Just when Hammer nodded in satisfaction, Daisy changed her mind that the person outside the door was her father.

"Why?" Hammer asked.

"My dad doesn't know how to write a lot of words when doing the questions." Daisy said, "Because he said the questions are very simple, and the answer can be known at a glance, without having to think too much."

Hammer freaked out.

"Anthony is a nuisance, and the child he gave birth to is also a nuisance!" He ran back to the woods, hugging the weapon he was going to use in an emergency, "the strongest super Armstrong spiral Armstrong gun in the history of Hammer Industry".

Hammer set up the cannon at the door of the house, and the children inside realized that the danger was approaching, and hugged each other in fear, trembling.

The little lambs all burst into tears.

"It's useless to cry." Hanmer said loudly, "Who made you have such a dead ghost father!"

Grinning grimly, he set fire to the cannon's fuse.

The flame climbed up while eating the fuse, and watched it spread all the way, burning the butt of the cannon smoothly.

"Rest in peace, roast the whole lamb!" Hammer said.

The cannon trembled, ready to fire.

The atmosphere was extremely tense, and the sound of everyone's heartbeat seemed to jump out of their chests, beating drums in the air.

The drumbeats became more and more dense, and the cannons emitted smoke. In the blink of an eye, the house was blown to pieces.

Hammer smiled and blinked.

But a second passed, the world was peaceful, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, and nothing happened.

Hammer didn't believe in evil, and blinked again.

He blinked until his eyelids cramped, but the cannon died down and died completely.

"Isn't it?" Hammer slapped it with his hands, "Is it such a shabby project to make the strongest Super Armstrong spiral Armstrong gun in history?"

"What do you think?" Someone asked from behind.

Hearing the familiar voice, Han Mo trembled and turned his head tremblingly.

He saw the formidable Mr. Tony wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigar.

Behind Mr. Tony was a flock of sheep, some with electric discharges, some with green skin, some with golden whips, some with shields, and some with widow's sting.

"Didn't you go to the city to see a doctor?" Hammer asked tremblingly.

"That's right." Brother Tony raised his head, and slowly exhaled a smoke ring before his execution. "When you meet a friend, bring it back and drink with you."

He hooked his lips and said in a deep voice, "What a coincidence."

"Yes, what a coincidence..." Hammer stepped back while speaking.

He still had to resist, but the big green sheep rushed over and pushed him and the strongest Super Armstrong in history, Spiral Armstrong, to the sky. After hitting a beautiful parabola, Hammer fell back into the forest prison.

"The story is over." Tony closed the book.

Daisy's eyes sparkled when she heard it under the quilt: "Tonight's story is interesting, Dad."

"Really?" said the old father, "it would be more interesting if you closed your eyes and fell asleep when I finished the story."

Tony looked at the time, bowed his head and kissed his daughter on the forehead: "Sleep, it's getting late. Say good night."

Daisy closed her eyes and said softly, "Good night."

"Good night."

In the dream tonight, maybe I can continue to see Mr. Sheep's family?