Chaoying's small group [Zhongyingmei]
Chapter 382
a simnple day.
Daisy came back from kindergarten, ran to the bathroom by herself, washed a towel under the tap, wrung it out and rubbed her face.
This afternoon was all outdoor activities, she had a great time and was sweating profusely.
When the ball fell to the ground, she picked it up with her hands, and then wiped the sweat with the hand that touched the ball. In Sheldon's words, it is a mobile carrier of bacteria.
Dirty face, even dad don't want to kiss it.
Daisy washed her face, clean and fresh, and ran out to find something to eat.
After Tony picked up the kids and went home, he hurried out again.
"Snacks are in the cabinet." Wendy said, "Be careful when handling them."
"Okay." Daisy said.
She went to the supermarket with her father yesterday to buy jerky, and she couldn't wait to run into the kitchen to rummage through the boxes.
Just when she stepped into the door, Daisy found that someone was already rummaging through the kitchen.
Kevin stood on the chair, threw the contents of the snack cabinet all over the floor, and buried half of his body in the cabinet.
"What are you looking for, Kevin?" Daisy asked.
Kevin didn't speak, just planed snacks.
There are so many things in the snack cabinet, like a hill, Daisy got into the cabinet and rummaged through it with Kevin, and when they got to the bottom, they saw Kevin looking for a pack of banana egg rolls from the corner, and the two of them were very satisfied.
Kevin tore open the egg roll package and gave Daisy one.
After eating the dumpling, he gradually forgot his desire for jerky, and enjoyed it with Kevin.
Once the little yellow man is full and has nowhere to vent his excess energy, he will start to act like a demon.
Kevin thought of his big devil training plan again, and walked around Daisy a few times, thinking about what skills he should teach Daisy to be necessary for a villain.
Then I remembered what happened on April Fool's Day this year.
April Fools' Day is a feast of lies.
People play tricks on each other with white lies on April [-]st, and it's very rewarding to fool each other.
Of course, this sense of accomplishment mainly exists among minors.
Adults have become busy and serious, and do not take pleasure in fools, but children can still find endless fun in cheating and being cheated.
Daisy can't lie, and she is always willing to believe what others say, so she suffers repeatedly on April Fool's Day.
"Your braid is messed up!" Missy said.
As soon as Daisy heard it, she quickly reached out to touch her braid.
In fact, she was a little puzzled, because her father tied the braids this morning. Teacher Tony's skills are getting better and better, and now the braids in his hands will not fall apart easily.
When I touched it, the braid was fine.
Tuanzi was in a daze, but Missy hugged her and said, "I tricked you, Daisy!"
"How do you lie?" Daisy asked.
"Because today is April Fool's Day." Missy said, "Don't you like April Fool's Day? My father told my mother this morning that he had raised his wages, but in fact he didn't. If it wasn't for April Fool's Day, my father would not dare to tell my mother like this. "
Even Mr. President celebrated April Fool's Day and posted funny videos on social homepages.
"I don't have a funny video." Daisy said.
"It's going to be a prank on April Fool's Day." Missy said, "I lied to you that your braids are messed up, and it's also a prank."
Daisy half understood, half didn't understand, she said in a daze, "I'm going to lie."
Who would have thought that on April Fool's Day, the most popular child in the kindergarten would be Sheldon.
Many children who usually don't talk to Sheldon ran to Sheldon today and said to Sheldon: "Sheldon, I like you very much!"
Shelton was flattered. If it wasn't for his dislike of physical contact, he really wanted to touch their foreheads to see if the germs had finally infected a large area, causing half of the kindergarten children to develop high fevers, so he would say such nonsense.
To every kid who joked with him like this, Sheldon nodded seriously and replied: "Thank you. But I don't need to make more friends for now."
The more serious he answered, the more the children laughed.
Daisy also likes Sheldon very much.
She really likes this friend, and when she heard someone tell Sheldon, she also ran over to tell Sheldon.
Sheldon nodded: "I know."
Missy anxiously said, "It's not about telling the truth!"
Daisy and Sheldon are perhaps the worst April Fools.
When Daisy returned home, the mischievous genius minion had fooled the mechanical arm into getting stuck in the elevator door several times.
Kevin, Stuart and Bob are heartbroken to hear that Daisy can't play pranks.
When Missy was heartbroken in the kindergarten, she also had the same constipated expression as they do now.
"Why don't you?" Kevin asked Daisy.
"Sophie didn't teach me." Daisy said honestly, "Dad didn't teach me either."
Most of the adults around her are part-time superheroes, and superheroes don't rely on pranks to save people.
Kevin realized Daisy's lack of education and was very sympathetic. He came over and hugged the child: "I can teach you, don't worry, Daisy."
There are many kinds of pranks, verbal pranks, and practical pranks.
This afternoon, the old father was going back to work at home, so Daisy had a good subject for the experiment.
There is no one in the world who believes in the little daughter's words more than a father. Using Tony as an experiment, for Daisy, the prank is almost half the success.
"Go!" Kevin taught Daisy a few common pranks and lies. Hearing the welcome sound of the smart housekeeper when Tony came home, he pushed Daisy to wait in the corridor, and encouraged, "Trick Dad!"
Really bold.
The unsuspecting chairman strode into the room, still holding a gift box.
Daisy hesitated for a while, stepped forward to meet her father, called for someone, and quickly said, "Your shoelace fell off, Dad."
Tony paused.
He didn't look down at the shoelaces, but just looked at his daughter with suspicion on his face: "Are you sure?"
Daisy lowered her head and found that her father's pair of leather shoes had been polished brightly.
She shook her head quickly.
Tony showed Daisy the gift box he brought back: "I bought it at a pastry shop. Do you want it?"
"Wow." Daisy was very happy, and immediately put the thought of teasing her father behind her, and happily stretched out her little hand to take the box, "Yes!"
Today's dim sum came grandly, wrapped like a birthday present.
Daisy unwrapped the wrapping paper and found a plastic box with a lid inside, which was colorful and different from the usual packing boxes at all.
"Is the cake in there?" she asked skeptically.
"You don't believe it, why don't you open it and take a look?" Tony asked while untying his tie.
If the baby Daisy can notice the faint smile on the parents' lips, maybe he can be a little vigilant.
But she didn't, so she opened the box unpreparedly to see what kind of cake was inside.
As a result, with a "hula", a tall spring bug popped out of the box, startling Daisy.
"Happy April Fool's Day," Tony said.
Other adults were busy and serious, but the chairman who raised a daughter was free to spend April Fool's Day, and even managed to play pranks successfully.
"Dad!" Daisy came back to her senses and hugged Tony, "Why are you so naughty?"
"Today is April Fool's Day." Tony stuffed the spring bug back into the box, "I can be naughty."
Daisy didn't succeed in trying to trick her father, but unexpectedly she was countered by her father, and she was dumbfounded with a little depression.
Even Dad was good at pranks, but she wasn't.
Kevin, who was watching secretly, saw Daisy's failed prank, and when Tony left, he ran out to cheer Daisy up: "Try again!"
"But Dad is very smart," said Daisy.
"Daddy's not smart at all!" Kevin said.
He didn't dare to say this too loudly, except that he was afraid that Tony would hear him, and he also had a little guilty conscience in it.
Little Daisy Stark's second prank took place during Tony's work time.
The old father was concentrating on reading the materials in the study, while Daisy walked in slowly with her hands behind her back.
She deliberately walked around behind Tony, and finally caught Tony's attention: "What are you doing, Miss Stark?"
"No." Daisy said.
She was still walking up and down.
As a father, he turned his attention back to the information.
Daisy was walking behind, suddenly bent down, and said, "Dad, the money fell on the floor."
Kevin, who was hiding in the dark, showed a triumphant smile.
If money falls on the ground, fools don't pick it up.Is Tony Stark a fool?Apparently he wasn't.
"Huh?" Tony didn't look back, "How much is it?"
"That's it..." Daisy thought for a while, and wanted to say a big face value, "It's five hundred yuan per card."
From a perspective she didn't see, Tony had already raised his hands and covered his lips with a smile.
Then Daisy heard her father say, "Put it on the ground."
"Aren't you going to pick it up, Daddy?" Daisy asked.
"You pick it up for me." Tony said, "To thank you, I'll give you a 1000 yuan ticket later."
Daisy did not get the 1000 yuan in the end.
If only the banks actually printed five-hundred-dollar and thousand-dollar bills.
Daisy has repeatedly fought and failed, and Kevin, who is called a teacher, hates iron and steel very much.
"Why didn't you succeed, Daisy?" Kevin asked with his arms akimbo.
Daisy can always accomplish many things, but it doesn't mean she is omnipotent.
What's more, the toddler who is looking down at the little yellow man is only four years old.
"Father said that when a child tells a lie, adults know it in their hearts." Daisy said, "So lying is not successful."
Kevin doesn't think so.The little devil who is going to destroy the world in the future doesn't even know how to play pranks on April Fool's Day. Wouldn't it make all the villains laugh at him if he said it.
So Kevin wants to go out in person, to let Daisy out, and to play tricks on Tony.
The old father was too cunning to play pranks with words, so Kevin wanted to play tricks on him.
He was in the kitchen, got an opaque bottle that Wendy didn't use, and poured water into it.
After pouring the water, add olive oil, cola and a little red wine, and stir wildly.
Kevin looked at the dark drink with oil stars floating in it, and he still couldn't get enough of it, and even put mashed bananas in it.
Daisy leaned over to smell it, and couldn't help shivering.
If you take a sip, you really don't want to do it, because you want to kill yourself on the spot.
She felt terrible, and felt extremely sympathetic and worried about her father who was about to suffer bad luck: "Do you want to give Dad a drink?"
"Yes." Kevin said viciously.
"What should I do if I drink too much?" Daisy asked.
Kevin didn't think about it.
While stirring the dark drink, he summed up Daisy's failure experience. In the final analysis, it was because Daisy's lying words were not realistic.
"You have to pretend it's real!" Kevin said, "Say, dad is here."
Daisy subconsciously glanced at the kitchen door behind Kevin, and said, "Dad is here."
Kevin continued to stir, shaking his head again and again: "Don't be nervous! Be nervous, Daisy."
"Papa is here!" Daisy said.
Kevin still shook his head: "No tension."
He yelled "Dad is here" with a lot of emotion to show Daisy, and he was really emotional, making people unable to help but look at the door.
Daisy glanced at the door, as if she was finally infected by Kevin, she said nervously: "Daddy is here!"
"Not bad, not bad." Kevin was finally a little satisfied.
Daisy didn't want him to be satisfied, she waved her two little hands vigorously, and insisted: "It's just that Dad is really here!"
"Good, good, Daisy." Kevin admired Tuanzi's rapid acting skills, and the drink had already been stirred, holding a bottle with a strange smell, "It's done!"
Then I heard someone bending down behind me, and a low and soft mature male voice asked softly, "Who are you drinking for?"
"To Dad!" Kevin said triumphantly.
He quickly realized who it was and the smile faded away.
This April Fool's Day, Kevin, the future mentor of the little devil, fell into the hands of the big devil, Stark.
When Kevin was caught by Tony, he cried loudly.
Daisy came back from kindergarten, ran to the bathroom by herself, washed a towel under the tap, wrung it out and rubbed her face.
This afternoon was all outdoor activities, she had a great time and was sweating profusely.
When the ball fell to the ground, she picked it up with her hands, and then wiped the sweat with the hand that touched the ball. In Sheldon's words, it is a mobile carrier of bacteria.
Dirty face, even dad don't want to kiss it.
Daisy washed her face, clean and fresh, and ran out to find something to eat.
After Tony picked up the kids and went home, he hurried out again.
"Snacks are in the cabinet." Wendy said, "Be careful when handling them."
"Okay." Daisy said.
She went to the supermarket with her father yesterday to buy jerky, and she couldn't wait to run into the kitchen to rummage through the boxes.
Just when she stepped into the door, Daisy found that someone was already rummaging through the kitchen.
Kevin stood on the chair, threw the contents of the snack cabinet all over the floor, and buried half of his body in the cabinet.
"What are you looking for, Kevin?" Daisy asked.
Kevin didn't speak, just planed snacks.
There are so many things in the snack cabinet, like a hill, Daisy got into the cabinet and rummaged through it with Kevin, and when they got to the bottom, they saw Kevin looking for a pack of banana egg rolls from the corner, and the two of them were very satisfied.
Kevin tore open the egg roll package and gave Daisy one.
After eating the dumpling, he gradually forgot his desire for jerky, and enjoyed it with Kevin.
Once the little yellow man is full and has nowhere to vent his excess energy, he will start to act like a demon.
Kevin thought of his big devil training plan again, and walked around Daisy a few times, thinking about what skills he should teach Daisy to be necessary for a villain.
Then I remembered what happened on April Fool's Day this year.
April Fools' Day is a feast of lies.
People play tricks on each other with white lies on April [-]st, and it's very rewarding to fool each other.
Of course, this sense of accomplishment mainly exists among minors.
Adults have become busy and serious, and do not take pleasure in fools, but children can still find endless fun in cheating and being cheated.
Daisy can't lie, and she is always willing to believe what others say, so she suffers repeatedly on April Fool's Day.
"Your braid is messed up!" Missy said.
As soon as Daisy heard it, she quickly reached out to touch her braid.
In fact, she was a little puzzled, because her father tied the braids this morning. Teacher Tony's skills are getting better and better, and now the braids in his hands will not fall apart easily.
When I touched it, the braid was fine.
Tuanzi was in a daze, but Missy hugged her and said, "I tricked you, Daisy!"
"How do you lie?" Daisy asked.
"Because today is April Fool's Day." Missy said, "Don't you like April Fool's Day? My father told my mother this morning that he had raised his wages, but in fact he didn't. If it wasn't for April Fool's Day, my father would not dare to tell my mother like this. "
Even Mr. President celebrated April Fool's Day and posted funny videos on social homepages.
"I don't have a funny video." Daisy said.
"It's going to be a prank on April Fool's Day." Missy said, "I lied to you that your braids are messed up, and it's also a prank."
Daisy half understood, half didn't understand, she said in a daze, "I'm going to lie."
Who would have thought that on April Fool's Day, the most popular child in the kindergarten would be Sheldon.
Many children who usually don't talk to Sheldon ran to Sheldon today and said to Sheldon: "Sheldon, I like you very much!"
Shelton was flattered. If it wasn't for his dislike of physical contact, he really wanted to touch their foreheads to see if the germs had finally infected a large area, causing half of the kindergarten children to develop high fevers, so he would say such nonsense.
To every kid who joked with him like this, Sheldon nodded seriously and replied: "Thank you. But I don't need to make more friends for now."
The more serious he answered, the more the children laughed.
Daisy also likes Sheldon very much.
She really likes this friend, and when she heard someone tell Sheldon, she also ran over to tell Sheldon.
Sheldon nodded: "I know."
Missy anxiously said, "It's not about telling the truth!"
Daisy and Sheldon are perhaps the worst April Fools.
When Daisy returned home, the mischievous genius minion had fooled the mechanical arm into getting stuck in the elevator door several times.
Kevin, Stuart and Bob are heartbroken to hear that Daisy can't play pranks.
When Missy was heartbroken in the kindergarten, she also had the same constipated expression as they do now.
"Why don't you?" Kevin asked Daisy.
"Sophie didn't teach me." Daisy said honestly, "Dad didn't teach me either."
Most of the adults around her are part-time superheroes, and superheroes don't rely on pranks to save people.
Kevin realized Daisy's lack of education and was very sympathetic. He came over and hugged the child: "I can teach you, don't worry, Daisy."
There are many kinds of pranks, verbal pranks, and practical pranks.
This afternoon, the old father was going back to work at home, so Daisy had a good subject for the experiment.
There is no one in the world who believes in the little daughter's words more than a father. Using Tony as an experiment, for Daisy, the prank is almost half the success.
"Go!" Kevin taught Daisy a few common pranks and lies. Hearing the welcome sound of the smart housekeeper when Tony came home, he pushed Daisy to wait in the corridor, and encouraged, "Trick Dad!"
Really bold.
The unsuspecting chairman strode into the room, still holding a gift box.
Daisy hesitated for a while, stepped forward to meet her father, called for someone, and quickly said, "Your shoelace fell off, Dad."
Tony paused.
He didn't look down at the shoelaces, but just looked at his daughter with suspicion on his face: "Are you sure?"
Daisy lowered her head and found that her father's pair of leather shoes had been polished brightly.
She shook her head quickly.
Tony showed Daisy the gift box he brought back: "I bought it at a pastry shop. Do you want it?"
"Wow." Daisy was very happy, and immediately put the thought of teasing her father behind her, and happily stretched out her little hand to take the box, "Yes!"
Today's dim sum came grandly, wrapped like a birthday present.
Daisy unwrapped the wrapping paper and found a plastic box with a lid inside, which was colorful and different from the usual packing boxes at all.
"Is the cake in there?" she asked skeptically.
"You don't believe it, why don't you open it and take a look?" Tony asked while untying his tie.
If the baby Daisy can notice the faint smile on the parents' lips, maybe he can be a little vigilant.
But she didn't, so she opened the box unpreparedly to see what kind of cake was inside.
As a result, with a "hula", a tall spring bug popped out of the box, startling Daisy.
"Happy April Fool's Day," Tony said.
Other adults were busy and serious, but the chairman who raised a daughter was free to spend April Fool's Day, and even managed to play pranks successfully.
"Dad!" Daisy came back to her senses and hugged Tony, "Why are you so naughty?"
"Today is April Fool's Day." Tony stuffed the spring bug back into the box, "I can be naughty."
Daisy didn't succeed in trying to trick her father, but unexpectedly she was countered by her father, and she was dumbfounded with a little depression.
Even Dad was good at pranks, but she wasn't.
Kevin, who was watching secretly, saw Daisy's failed prank, and when Tony left, he ran out to cheer Daisy up: "Try again!"
"But Dad is very smart," said Daisy.
"Daddy's not smart at all!" Kevin said.
He didn't dare to say this too loudly, except that he was afraid that Tony would hear him, and he also had a little guilty conscience in it.
Little Daisy Stark's second prank took place during Tony's work time.
The old father was concentrating on reading the materials in the study, while Daisy walked in slowly with her hands behind her back.
She deliberately walked around behind Tony, and finally caught Tony's attention: "What are you doing, Miss Stark?"
"No." Daisy said.
She was still walking up and down.
As a father, he turned his attention back to the information.
Daisy was walking behind, suddenly bent down, and said, "Dad, the money fell on the floor."
Kevin, who was hiding in the dark, showed a triumphant smile.
If money falls on the ground, fools don't pick it up.Is Tony Stark a fool?Apparently he wasn't.
"Huh?" Tony didn't look back, "How much is it?"
"That's it..." Daisy thought for a while, and wanted to say a big face value, "It's five hundred yuan per card."
From a perspective she didn't see, Tony had already raised his hands and covered his lips with a smile.
Then Daisy heard her father say, "Put it on the ground."
"Aren't you going to pick it up, Daddy?" Daisy asked.
"You pick it up for me." Tony said, "To thank you, I'll give you a 1000 yuan ticket later."
Daisy did not get the 1000 yuan in the end.
If only the banks actually printed five-hundred-dollar and thousand-dollar bills.
Daisy has repeatedly fought and failed, and Kevin, who is called a teacher, hates iron and steel very much.
"Why didn't you succeed, Daisy?" Kevin asked with his arms akimbo.
Daisy can always accomplish many things, but it doesn't mean she is omnipotent.
What's more, the toddler who is looking down at the little yellow man is only four years old.
"Father said that when a child tells a lie, adults know it in their hearts." Daisy said, "So lying is not successful."
Kevin doesn't think so.The little devil who is going to destroy the world in the future doesn't even know how to play pranks on April Fool's Day. Wouldn't it make all the villains laugh at him if he said it.
So Kevin wants to go out in person, to let Daisy out, and to play tricks on Tony.
The old father was too cunning to play pranks with words, so Kevin wanted to play tricks on him.
He was in the kitchen, got an opaque bottle that Wendy didn't use, and poured water into it.
After pouring the water, add olive oil, cola and a little red wine, and stir wildly.
Kevin looked at the dark drink with oil stars floating in it, and he still couldn't get enough of it, and even put mashed bananas in it.
Daisy leaned over to smell it, and couldn't help shivering.
If you take a sip, you really don't want to do it, because you want to kill yourself on the spot.
She felt terrible, and felt extremely sympathetic and worried about her father who was about to suffer bad luck: "Do you want to give Dad a drink?"
"Yes." Kevin said viciously.
"What should I do if I drink too much?" Daisy asked.
Kevin didn't think about it.
While stirring the dark drink, he summed up Daisy's failure experience. In the final analysis, it was because Daisy's lying words were not realistic.
"You have to pretend it's real!" Kevin said, "Say, dad is here."
Daisy subconsciously glanced at the kitchen door behind Kevin, and said, "Dad is here."
Kevin continued to stir, shaking his head again and again: "Don't be nervous! Be nervous, Daisy."
"Papa is here!" Daisy said.
Kevin still shook his head: "No tension."
He yelled "Dad is here" with a lot of emotion to show Daisy, and he was really emotional, making people unable to help but look at the door.
Daisy glanced at the door, as if she was finally infected by Kevin, she said nervously: "Daddy is here!"
"Not bad, not bad." Kevin was finally a little satisfied.
Daisy didn't want him to be satisfied, she waved her two little hands vigorously, and insisted: "It's just that Dad is really here!"
"Good, good, Daisy." Kevin admired Tuanzi's rapid acting skills, and the drink had already been stirred, holding a bottle with a strange smell, "It's done!"
Then I heard someone bending down behind me, and a low and soft mature male voice asked softly, "Who are you drinking for?"
"To Dad!" Kevin said triumphantly.
He quickly realized who it was and the smile faded away.
This April Fool's Day, Kevin, the future mentor of the little devil, fell into the hands of the big devil, Stark.
When Kevin was caught by Tony, he cried loudly.
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