[Comprehensive] The Giant of the Red Chamber

"Yes, Your Majesty, I dare not lie. I didn't play it at the beginning because I have been confirming the truth of the matter. According to what I have seen recently, my niece Taizhen has indeed entered the Taoist practice. There are supernatural powers. By the way, after Taizhen's niece made her great wish today, she directly retreated to practice. As soon as Taizhen's niece waved her sleeves, the ministers and family members in the mansion appeared outside the courtyard gate. Your Majesty can send someone to investigate, and the courtyard gate is clearly closed. In front of my eyes, but I can’t touch it no matter what.” Being preempted by Jia Zheng, Jia She’s brain was aroused, and he shouted these words quickly. There is pressure when there is competition, and Jia She can always react one step faster when Jia Zheng is present. .

The commander-in-chief of the imperial guards who happened to go to investigate the situation at this time reported: "Your Majesty Qizuo, the ministers and others have detected the place shrouded in red light. It is a small courtyard located in the middle of Rongning's two mansions, named Taiqingwu. Go to the palace. The minister sent people to enter through the corner gate of the small courtyard, but the gate of the courtyard that was close at hand could not be approached. The minister did not dare to specialize in such strange matters, so I ask His Majesty to rule it out." The commander-in-chief said, "The Taiqing Supreme Palace "He paused for a while, thinking that the entire Taoist temple in the Houmen compound is nothing.

"The Taiqing Supreme Palace was just cleaned up by Wei Chen for Taizhen's niece to practice." Finally, someone confirmed what Jia She said was true. Seeing everyone's doubts, Jia She thoughtfully sent an explanation.As soon as this remark came out, it caused a lot of discussion among the adults.

The commander-in-chief of the imperial guards is the emperor's confidant. Since he said so, it was clear that there was something to be said, and the emperor paid more attention to it: "The four girls of the Rongguo Mansion."

When the eunuch who passed the decree rushed to Rongguo Mansion to read the decree, Mother Jia took her father-in-law to the outside of the Supreme Palace in person, and shouted through the door: "Taizhen, the Holy Spirit has summoned you, can you suspend your practice and follow your father-in-law?" Go to the palace?"

After a long while, there was no movement inside. Mother Jia looked awkwardly at the father-in-law who delivered the decree, and felt that her face was dull.The father-in-law dusted the whisk in his hand, and said unhurriedly: "Old Madam, please ask the fourth lady of your house to come out earlier, otherwise, if you miss the time, His Majesty will blame you, and our family will also eat and hang up with you."

"It's too true. You must have heard what my father-in-law said. The emperor's order must not be violated, and you must not be willful." After being glanced at by her father-in-law's small eyes, Jia's mother felt that she couldn't hold back her face, and her tone became a little strong and blunt. This Xichun is really true. Since she became a teacher, even her grandmother, who has been raised for many years, has been ignored.

There was still a complete silence, and the father-in-law came up with a violent temper, "Come on, knock on the door for me."

When the stake was lifted to hit the door, a few people were bounced away by a force before they touched the door, and immediately rolled into a ball. You hit me, I touched you, and they screamed.

The father-in-law kicked a man who hates iron and steel. These turtle grandsons don’t know where to eat their meals on weekdays. They can even fall into a ball when they hit a door. "Get up." The father-in-law threw the whisk to his waist. No, prepare to fight yourself.

"Oh, my waist." The father-in-law was also not immune, he was directly blocked by the invisible resistance, he fell solidly on his buttocks, and was supported by two little eunuchs before he managed to stand up.

Several people were still screaming, the door opened automatically with a bang, and a paper crane flew out from inside. It gave the father-in-law a mouthful first, then proudly held its little head up, and chirped: "This is you!" Disturb the lesson of my master's Qingxiu, and your mother will not know you if you peck next time."

When he said this, the good guy frightened all the people present, and couldn't help himself for a long time, "Yaoshou, the Zhihe actually spoke." Everyone was in unison.

"Hmph, stupid mortals, rare and strange." Looking at the stunned crowd, Zhihe added arrogantly, with a hint of contempt in his small eyes.

Eunuch Chuanzhi finally withdrew his previous air, and half-bowed to face the door: "My lord, this servant just didn't know Taishan with his eyes, so I offended you so much. I apologize. It's just that your Majesty summoned you. Do you want to go first?" Move?" That expression should be as flattering as it is, this is seeing a living god, and the father-in-law can't wait to pull out the stupid self just now and beat him up.

Seeing that ordinary people ignored it, the paper crane became unhappy for a moment, walked around to the father-in-law, flapped its wings and jumped up and down a few times: "Stupid ordinary people, my master said that no outsiders can be seen during the retreat, so you should take me with you first." Go spread the word."

"Paper crane..."

"Please call me Grandpa Crane." Zhihe interrupted the father-in-law.

"Hey, Grandpa He, can you tell the real person, let the real person be flexible, and go to see His Majesty first before practicing."

"Stupid mortal, don't you understand the bird's language? Hurry up and take me to spread the word, hurry up~~~" The paper crane started pecking at the first word disagreement, and the pecking father-in-law ran around with his head in his arms.

"Grandfather He, please forgive me, please forgive me, this servant will take you to meet the Holy Majesty, please don't peck..."

"Not leading the way yet." Zhihe proudly waited for his father-in-law to lead the way.

"Hey, hey, please, please..."

So the people waiting in the palace saw that Eunuch Chuanzhi walked stiffly and cautiously, and when he got closer, he found a paper crane with flapping wings on his head.The uncle Crane was tired from flying halfway, so he simply used the father-in-law's head as a temporary foothold, and he carried it into the palace.

"Ah! Great and wise emperor! Little Crane is so polite." Zhihe, a bully who sees the emperor sitting in a high position, uttered praises like an aria. Head, made a very gentlemanly salute.The huge difference before and after this made Gonggong almost burst into tears, feeling that the sadness that he was holding back was about to flow upstream, without such discriminatory people, woo woo X﹏X!

It also made the emperor, who was about to get angry and question him, almost choked when he didn't come up, where did this bird come from, and why your etiquette is the same as those blue-eyed red-haired monsters, and the tone is so similar, Don't be foreign bird spirits flying across the ocean.

Not only the emperor, but all the princes and ministers present, as well as Jia She and Jia Zheng stared at the lifelike paper crane on the eunuch's head with wide-eyed eyes, and a big question hung in their hearts: What is this thing that can talk people? In other words, it has refreshed the three views, okay?

Seeing everyone's look of surprise, the emperor calmed down first, he couldn't act so ignorant, coughed and cleared his throat: "Why don't you see the fourth girl of Rongguo Mansion?"

The father-in-law knelt in the hall with a paper crane on his head, his expression was on the verge of tears: "Return to Your Majesty, the fourth girl is practicing in seclusion, and I sent this Uncle Crane to greet you first." The eunuch dare not say anything. In a rage, it was him who lost his head.But he didn't dare to change the name of the paper crane, for fear that Uncle Crane would be unhappy and chase him to peck him again. It's obviously made of paper, so why does it hurt so much to peck him! Do you think it's easy for him to please both sides!

"Wise and mighty emperor, when I saw you today, I was deeply impressed by your stalwart and broad figure. My admiration for you is like the unceasing flow of the surging river, and it is like the flood of the Yellow River that is out of control. If you are As a high god, Xiaohehe is willing to be the most loyal mount by your side; if you are the moon shining on the earth, Xiaohehe is willing to be the brightest little star around you; if you are the radiant sun, Xiaohehe It is the softest cloud around you..." Zhihe recited in a cadenced tone as if reciting on the stage.

The adults who are most good at flattering dragon farts in the room are all admiring in their hearts: I thought I was a young expert at flattering horses, but it turns out that a mountain is higher than a mountain. Thinking about it, the dragon farts in the past were simply pediatrics. Absolutely, even a paper crane can't compare to it these days, I'm convinced, I'm really convinced!

But even though it's a paper crane, it's become a spirit anyway, how can ordinary people compare to it!

"Ahem..." Although it feels good to be flattered by someone, especially for the first time, no, a crane expresses its reverence so straightforwardly, the emperor only feels comfortable.But in front of so many sons and courtiers, the emperor was worried that he would lose his prestige if he continued, so he hurriedly stopped him with a fake cough.

The paper crane is expressing its admiration with both voice and emotion, and it does not forget to express its body language with its wings when it comes to the key points.Suddenly being interrupted, the small eyes revealed a bit of displeasure, ready to see who interrupted its elegant mood, and cried to see if it didn't peck.Looking around, everyone was stunned to watch it perform, except the emperor on the dragon throne.Zhihe immediately put away his unhappy expression, but his heart was very proud. He really was a group of ignorant mortals, but he was overwhelmed by Uncle Crane's heroic appearance in a short time.

Knowing that it was the emperor who interrupted, Zhihe finally remembered the mission of this trip, and the topic returned to the topic: "My master is invisible during the retreat, so I specially sent Xiao Hehe to express my deep apologies. After three days, my master will come out. Guan, I will meet the emperor in person."

"Uh..." The emperor really didn't know how to address the expressive and emotional crane spirit in front of him.

"It's fine for His Majesty the Emperor to call Xiaohehe, or Hehe is also fine." Feihe didn't know which muscle was wrong, and looked shy and coy.

Hey hey hey, it's back to others, you, a crane spirit, are ashamed to be as shy as a big girl who hasn't gone out. Who can show such pretentiousness, everyone present is a little nauseated, and I always feel like I'm going to spit out the overnight meal.

The emperor was also caught off guard by Zhihe's behavior, what kind of little crane, how could he be called out by his wise and mighty emperor.Also, this performance always feels inexplicably familiar, where have I seen it?Emperor, emperor, if you regard the paper crane as a person and as a woman, you will know where the sense of familiarity comes from.

The emperor struggled a bit, and slowed down his tone for a rare moment. Xiao He must not bark, so he said, "Little Crane, what else does your master have to say to you?" After the operation, the emperor had forgotten to worry about how a paper crane spoke.

"Master just explained this sentence about Xiao Hehe. He was just created by the master. You are the most heroic and extraordinary person he has ever seen in this world." So, Zhihejing, you are sure it is not because of your status as the emperor. You just said such words against your will, how do you make the dozen or so truly heroic and handsome princes standing beside you feel.Surely the emperor with an old bark face can be praised as a beautiful uncle?Or do you naturally like the old man? If so, it can only be said that your taste is slightly heavier.

The Best True Feeling Performance Award and the Best Dedication Award in History were born, Mr. He, you are awesome, you really don’t forget to flatter all the time!