I suspect the history teacher and the geography teacher are having an affair

Wang Kai lived very happily in Jianguo. That night, Wang Kai sent Jianguo a WeChat message in his bedroom. He first sent an emoji of "I'll kill you with one punch", and then asked:

"that what"

"Discuss something?"

Jianguo replied the four words "don't buy" and "don't eat" in seconds.

"I'll buy it." "That..." Before Wang Kai finished typing, Jianguo's message came again.

"Then go buy it." Oh, why are young people so impetuous? I haven't said anything yet, Wang Kai thought.

"That's... that... I'll buy you to go downstairs and help me get takeout|ω｀)"

"Soak your feet, you can't get out." Jiang Jianguo said as he took his feet out of the water and stepped on the absorbent towel next to him.

"I'll order the fruit, and I'll share it with you!" Wang Kai sent a [seductive] emoji.

"No." Jianguo poured out the footwashing water and cleaned the floor.

"It's delicious!!" Wang Kai didn't send messages now, he opened the door and yelled at Jianguo who was on the opposite side with the door closed.

"Forget it, you decide." Jianguo finally agreed!

"Hey hey!!! [heart] [heart]"

Jianguo leaned on the bed and watched the two hearts sent by Wang Kai, and "cut" the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

……

Jiang Jianguo went downstairs to get takeaway at night.As soon as he came up from downstairs and put on his slippers, he shouted at Wang Kai in the bedroom: "Why is there ice cream here?" There were still two.

"Ang Ang, don't you want to eat?" Wang Kai poked his head out from the bedroom.

"I don't eat it. I think you don't eat it either." It's October and you still eat ice cream...

"I'll eat if you don't want it, give it to me. Thank you, boss!" Then Wang Kai took the takeaway and ate two sticks of ice cream before starting to eat the Oreo he ordered. "Why is there still papaya in here? Damn." He picked out the papaya and put it on the plate while muttering, and said meanly to Jianguo, "Come on, let's share it with you." Jiang Jianguo shook his head and glanced at him , Leaving behind the sentence "Finish and brush your teeth before going to sleep" and went back to the bedroom. "Hey! He doesn't even eat papaya hahaha." Wang Kai laughed at Jianguo in his heart.

……

The next morning, Wang Kai occupied the toilet and could not come out.Jiang Jianguo couldn't hold back anymore, knocked on the door of the toilet and said, "Hey, little brother, didn't you say that you got hemorrhoids after squatting for a long time? Why do you want to try it yourself?"

"Wait for me, I have diarrhea... ing..." Wang Kai's aggrieved voice came out.

"I'm eating less ice cream." Jianguo said outside.

"If you eat another one yesterday, you won't have diarrhea today."

……

Wang Kai hid in the toilet and couldn't tell what he was suffering from, feeling his ass was burning...

"Hurry up." Jiang Jianguo urged him outside.

"okay--"