After I ate the gluttonous soul

Under the influence of the big environment, it will inevitably be affected.

During Mo Chi's ten-thousand-year practice, he only focused on eating, but he often heard Zhaoyeyu and Xuanwu's exchange of feelings, from disdain at the beginning to occasional eavesdropping.

"Anniversary is very important." This day when Rizhao Yeyu and Xuanwu were discussing TV dramas, Mo Chi couldn't help but said, "It's just a day."

He really couldn't understand the fun of the male and female protagonists in TV dramas desperately trying to make money to buy gifts for each other.

Zhao Yeyu explained solemnly: "The gift is not just a gift, but a good memory for each other."

Mo Chi was stunned for a moment, and then asked about the dolls and toys bought by the man in the plot: "They should go to a restaurant to have a good meal. What's the use of buying these things?"

Zhao Yeyu took a deep look at him, and was sure that he was hopeless.

Not long after, Mo Chi asked again: "If it's the anniversary, will Kui Yushan send me a box of apricots?"

Zhao Yeyu: "...he will slap you."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he thought that what was waiting for him was a pan of oil, but Mo Chi thought about it seriously and said: "They say slap a jujube, maybe there will be apricots."

Zhaoyeyu: "If there is..."

Mo Chi: "Every day is a memorial day."

Zhaoyeyu: "If not..."

"Then I'll slap him on the other side of the face and ask for apricots to pay for the medical expenses afterwards."

"I don't know if this move will win Xingzi," Zhao Yeyu analyzed rationally, "but you will definitely lose a boyfriend."

Yin Yang Mu, who was guarding the flowers and plants, interjected: "Second."

Xuanwu also nodded.

Mo Chi had no choice but to give up with regret.

Zhao Yeyu suddenly started acting like a demon: "As the only one of us who has a partner, you must know that boyfriends are for eating."

Before Mo Chi could speak, he said, "I'm talking about eating that kind of food."

Yu Bi moved her lips lewdly twice.

Mo Chi wavered for a second and said decisively: "Recently it is the fruiting period. I heard that mating will affect the quality of the fruit."

Zhao Ye's fish eyes almost fell out.

Soon, its belly turned white and it floated on the water as if dead.

There was some doubt in Mo Chi's eyes, and Yin Yangmu said after seeing it: "It was hit too hard."

Mo Chi: "Strike what?"

With a click, Yin Yang Mu's hands trembled, and a branch fell to the ground. The originally beautiful potted plant became nondescript because of this mistake.

Yinyangmu put down the scissors, his eyes full of sarcasm: "Don't talk about it, I can't figure it out, you can find someone like you."

The Zhaoye fish in the fish tank instantly cheated, and its tail swayed vigorously in the water to express its agreement.

When Kui Yushan came back from buying vegetables, he happened to see this scene of wide-eyed and small-eyed.

"What's the matter?" He took out the pear from the bag and went to wash it by the sink. It was meant to be eaten by Mo Chi, but he couldn't help but swallowed it by himself right after washing.

Mo Chi: "Small things."

Kui Yushan cast a look of distrust, Mo Chi thought for a while and said, "They are jealous of my good life."

Kui Yushan looked at the Yin-Yang Wood, then at the loveless Zhao Yeyu floating in the water, and felt that there was a lot of water in these words.

"It's a pity for this potted flower." Yin Yangmu looked at the potted plant that had been cut by himself, turned his head slightly and asked Kai Yushan: "What do you like about him?"

Kui Yushan: "Good personality."

It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but seeing a crow as a swan is a problem with the eyes.

Zhao Yeyu, who was thrown into the oil pan and fried 300 times a day, couldn't help but said, "Is this a good temper?"

Kui Yushan nodded without any reluctance.

Mo Chi naturally didn't say anything to him, and he had almost risen to the point where he couldn't fight back when he was beaten or scolded.

Zhao Yeyu gritted his teeth and looked at Kui Yushan for a while, and Mo Chi for a while, one of them was blind, the other was blind, they were a perfect match!

Kui Yushan didn't perceive its thoughts at all, looked at the time, and was quite surprised: "It's already past five o'clock."

Yinyangmu completely gave up on saving potted plants: "Speaking of which, you did grocery shopping for more than an hour today."

Zhao Ye rolled his eyes: "Cheating?"

Before he could finish speaking, he was thrown into the frying pan again.

Yinyangmu sighed and went over to cover the pot to prevent it from splashing up and down causing the oil spots to splatter. He suddenly felt that Mo Chi couldn't be blamed for Zhaoye fish being fried every day.

Kui Yushan ignored this scene, smiling eyes curved: "There is a new haunted house in the city, with the theme of Liao Zhai, I heard it is very interesting."

Zhao Yeyu lifted the lid of the pot and jumped out, flicked the tail of the fish and turned off the stove: "Have you gone?"

Kui Yushan nodded: "Join the fun."

Zhaoyeyu seemed particularly interested: "Tell me in detail."

Kui Yushan: "The scene is very realistic, and the ghost is also very real."

Everyone stopped what they were doing, and Zhao Yeyu said, "What is a ghost is real?"

Kui Yushan: "There are a few real ghosts."

"Form a group." Except for Mo Chi, everyone spoke in unison.

Kui Yushan couldn't help frowning, how idle are these people?

Mo Chi has always been lacking in emotions, let alone the spirit of exploration. Just as he was about to laugh coldly, Zhao Yeyu gestured to him in the air with his fish tail: haunted house, a good place to eat tofu in an open and honest manner.

Mo Chi's eyes changed: "Let's go tonight."

Kui Yushan was expressionless: "The amusement park is only open until ten o'clock."

Mo Chi: "Then go at nine o'clock."

The minority obeyed the majority, and Kai Yushan's objection was drowned in the tide of discussion.

Mo Chi had scheduled at nine o'clock, and Kui Yushan went an hour early because he was worried that he would not be able to get a ticket.

The group of people are so good-looking that they are really eye-catching when walking on the road. From time to time, they can meet passers-by taking sneak shots. Yin Yangmu took the trouble to buy a few peaked caps and distributed one to each of them.

The streets at night are particularly comfortable, with neon lights of various colors, Zhao Yeyu wants to take a peek, but Xuanwu ruthlessly holds him in his pocket.

Most of the theme parks close very late, and Kui Yushan and the others were still very busy when they arrived. As soon as they bought the tickets and went in, they saw a lot of staff wearing doll costumes and happy children taking photos.

Zhao Yeyu trembled a bit, his voice was muffled in his pocket: "Why not use a cuter animal, seeing a doll at night makes people shiver."

Xuanwu has a different aesthetic. After staring at it, he said seriously: "It's pretty cute."

"Hurry up." Mo Chi urged.

He didn't want to come, all he was looking forward to was the tofu eating session in the haunted house.

Two beautiful sculptures stand at the entrance of the haunted house, one on the left and the other on the right. Almost no one wants to come here at night. Taking advantage of everyone’s inattention, Zhaoyeyu sneaks out to enjoy it up close.

Unfortunately, before it could see enough, it was kicked in.

Mo Chi had ulterior motives and intentionally dragged Kai Yushan to the back, but the latter didn't see his small thoughts and walked quietly to the back.

The scale of the haunted house is not very large. When you first enter, you will find a narrow passage with red lights flashing. It is not scary, but it hurts your eyes.

"Where are the ghosts?" Yin Yang Mu looked around.

Kui Yushan: "Restrain your breath, or the ghosts will be scared away." After walking two steps, he said to Mo Chi: "And you, don't keep rubbing against me."

Mo Chi raised his hands to show his innocence, and the next moment his eyes were sharp, and the murderous aura could be felt from a distance.

Who dared to touch Kai Yushan right under his nose? !

Zhao Yeyu also helped out, "Plucking hair from a tiger's body is a boring job." The conversation changed, and he looked at Mo Chi with distaste: "You can't protect your own people, it's useless."

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My Hu Hansan is back again!