After I ate the gluttonous soul

"I said you are very lucky," Xu Ying smiled mischievously: "It's not easy for a plant to become a spirit, but the soul that swallowed me survived."

Kui Yushan saw that he didn't reveal his murderous intent directly, and his desire to survive became stronger, so he shouted at the top of his throat, "Master, just spare my life."

Unpleasant fluctuations appeared in Xu Ying's eyes, obviously the greasy tone had the opposite effect.

Kui Yushan was puzzled, and remedied: "This sentence in the movie I watched yesterday is very useful."

I was extremely disturbed, wondering if Taotie was isolated from the world and knew about these new things.

Obviously, Taotie has not been eliminated by the times, and has a fairly clear understanding of the rules and regulations of the current world.

"Playing with things and losing one's mind." He commented.

Kui Yushan said the key point carefully: "I have a small stomach, so I may not be able to accommodate adults."

During the period, I tried to convey emotions through my eyes, hoping that he could come out of my stomach.

"If you leave by force, you will explode and die." With one sentence, Xu Ying extinguished the remaining hope.

Kui Yushan said with a bitter face, "Is there any other way?"

"When your cultivation base reaches a certain level, there will be a turning point."

Kui Yushan let out a long sigh of relief, at least he still has room to struggle.

"Grass and trees are not easy to cultivate, and those who can achieve results must be favored by heaven." The brilliance in Xu Ying's eyes can be compared to the moonlight: "I haven't fully recovered, and it's good to cultivate by your side."

Kui Yushan squeezed out a forced smile: "My honor."

……

Pink curtains, pink beds, and a small room with a pink ocean at a glance.

I don't know if it's because Taotie is in his stomach, Kui Yushan can subtly sense his emotions, the latter is not satisfied with the decoration of this room, he asked in surprise: "Can you see it?"

"It's just separated by a layer of cell wall, what's the problem?"

Kui Yushan pursed his lips and said emphatically, "Please call it belly."

Taotie: "Hypocritical."

"..."

Kui Yushan always felt that Taotie's eyes were staring at him all the time, "Boss, can you give me some pointers on my cultivation?"

"My name is Mochi."

Kui Yushan was slightly taken aback, he didn't expect Taotie to use a humane name.

Taotie seemed to know what he was thinking: "Everything in the world that comes into my eyes is for food. I know that it will cause disaster, so I named it Mochi, and always be alert to myself."

"Mo Chi?" Kai Yushan murmured several times, his expression suddenly a little strange.

Don't eat...don't eat?

What an unpretentious name!

Can't help but ask: "Is it useful?"

Taotie was silent.

Kui Yushan: "...I understand."

Then tell the other person the meaning of their name.

Taotie remained silent.

Kui Yushan felt embarrassed, and quickly changed the topic back to cultivation.

Mo Chi: "How did you practice in the past?"

Kui Yushan: "The main business is selling snacks and being a gourmet anchor, but I haven't received a spiritual reward so far. My friends will introduce me to some clients on weekdays to help them solve their troubles and earn faith."

In a word: messed up badly.

"Relying on other people's relief is not a long-term solution." Mo Chi said: "I have a lot of research on eating, so I can provide advice."

Kui Yushan felt that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so he arranged the table and started a live broadcast on the spot.

Although he has no fans, his demeanor is very focused.

After straightening his clothes, Kui Yushan showed a professional smile: "Today I bring you a new dish, braised green radishes."

Take out two green radishes from the fish tank: "First wash the green radishes, cut them into sections and set aside; add a little oil, sauté the onion, ginger, and garlic until fragrant. Be careful not to use too much seasoning, as it will cover up the fragrance of the green radishes."

After the green radishes were placed on the plate, Kui Yushan did not forget to remind: "There are fried green radishes for sale in the store, and those who don't want to do it themselves can buy them directly."

After the live broadcast, Kui Yushan humbly asked for advice: "Is there any room for improvement?"

In two days, he plans to hold a buy one get one free event, hoping to attract customers.

Mo Chi didn't respond for a long time, and Kui Yushan thought he didn't bother to give advice, and sat cross-legged on the ground depressed, eating the freshly made fried green radishes, thinking that each bite was crunchy, obviously it tasted good.

"you let me……"

Mo Chi's voice came suddenly, and Kai Yushan sat up excitedly.

"feel a little scared."

Kui Yushan's heart trembled... A Taotie actually said that he was afraid of him?

Could it be that this is a cold humor from the boss?

Mo Chi's voice was a bit strange, "Insulting food is more unforgivable than wasting food."

Kui Yushan said seriously: "I have a heart of awe for cooking."

It has always been his dream to make dazzling delicacies, and Kui Yushan has been working hard to innovate over the years.

After several hours, Mo Chi didn't say a word.

Kui Yushan felt that Taotie, as one of the four fierce beasts, had a really bad temper, so he played some light music and breathed in the moonlight, hoping to convey peace to him.

The phone rang unsuspectingly.

Kui Yushan frowned and connected: "Hello."

"What are you doing?" The other end of the phone was very noisy.

Kui Yushan expressionless: "Do prenatal education."

As soon as the words fell, I felt a piercing pain and begged for forgiveness again and again.

"Hey... talk, what happened?!"

Kui Yushan gritted his teeth and endured the pain: "I have something to say."

"I found a good client for you. You can earn some faith as a subsidy. Are you at home tomorrow?"

The pain gradually subsided, and Kai Yushan wiped off the sweat from his forehead: "Yes."

"Okay, I'll take her to find you then."

Kui Yushan hung up the phone in a hurry, rubbed his stomach, not daring to touch Mo Chi's mold again, crawled into the warm bed, and said good night to the air.

Before the stars in the sky disappeared, the doorbell started ringing crazily.

Kai Yushan wandered out of bed with his eyes closed, and as soon as he opened the door, the pungent smell of alcohol came over his face.

One of the fox friends greeted drunkenly: "Good morning."

After speaking, he pointed to the pink rabbit eyepatch hanging on his ear, and squinted: "Little Gongju, you are still so cute."

Hupenggouyou really didn't mean to belittle the other party. This person's name was Hu Qi, and his real body was a debauched fox.

Hu Qi rubbed his eyes: "You seem to have gained weight."

Kui Yushan let him in, but his eyes were on the girl who was following Hu Qi, with a baby face, very young.

The girl and Hu Qi are completely different types, shy and shy, until Kui Yushan looked over and said hello in a soft voice: "Hello."

Although Kai Yushan's dress is very strange, the girl still dare not look at him... He is so beautiful, countless Tang poems and Song poems flashed in his mind instantly, feeling that every sentence describing his beauty is not enough.

Kai Yushan looked up at her, the girl subconsciously forgot to breathe.

The white fingertips tapped on the table twice, the girl came back to her senses, and began to talk about her experience: "Three months ago, I was followed by a man."

The corner of Kui Yushan's lips curled up: "Turn right at the Public Security Bureau."

The girl hurriedly said: "There is no real harm, and the police can only give a warning... That man is a pervert, a pervert, and even rented a house opposite my house, threatening me to marry him, otherwise, otherwise he will..."

The pressure of several months made her almost out of breath. Sometimes when she opened the door of the unit, she saw that terrifying face. Even at home, she dared not open the curtains.

"The job I just found." She came from a foreign country. She wanted to gain a foothold with more hardships, and she was unwilling to give up the job she had won so hard: "Can you help me?"

The little girl has a pure soul, and the power of faith is stronger than normal people, so Kui Yushan naturally understands the benefits.

The girl seemed to trust Hu Qi very much, and even had a natural affection for Kui Yushan, so she showed him the photos of the follower captured on her mobile phone, left her contact information, and then left.

Hu Qi winked: "How about it, brother treats you well."

Kui Yushan gave a thumbs up: "That's interesting, I invite you to dinner."

When the word 'eat' was mentioned, my stomach began to ache.

Kui Yushan found a place and sat down slowly.

Hu Qi frowned and poured him a cup of hot water: "Did something go wrong in your practice?"

Kai Yushan shook his head, supported his waist with one hand, and covered his abdomen with the other: "It's kicking me."

Hu Qidan's phoenix eyes widened. Although he knew that Kui Yushan was transformed from a plant, he didn't know the other person's real body. He immediately looked curious: "So you are the legendary androgynous pea essence!"

"..."