[Football] The world's first arrogant

After learning that Gu Bei had won the match of the century against Valdano, Mourinho's pain from being tortured by the referee all night seemed to be greatly relieved in an instant.

"It's like a heroic princess who resolutely knocked down the dragon guarding the gate of the castle in order to save the prince." Mourinho passionately praised Gu Bei's 'great achievements', and successfully got Cristiano a supercilious look , and a supplementary adjective, "the old and faded prince."

In return, Mourinho responded: "It's better than a young prince - at least I'm an adult."

Gu Bei looked at the members of the coaching staff who were already discussing supper, and ignored the two over-age babies without any psychological burden, and walked out.

"It's too late, I'll take you back." When Mourinho and Cristiano said that at the same time after walking to the parking lot, Gu Bei carefully examined the two of them, and finally chose Cristiano resolutely.

Regarding this, Cristiano expressed with satisfaction that Gu Bei was indeed very knowledgeable, and before leaving, he maliciously provoked his head coach, "Look, who is the prince?"

Gu Bei: ...

The lights in the parking lot were a bit dim, and they came out late, and everyone else had already left, making the parking lot even more empty.For a moment, Gu Bei filled his brain with stories about the murderers hiding under the car and the ghosts flickering under the lights, and couldn't help covering his mouth and laughing.

"..." Cristiano looked at Gu Bei speechlessly, "Are you crazy?"

Gu Beida was happy after winning the game, so he just gave Cristiano a wink or a wink, "I think of a favorite American drama that tells supernatural stories, do you listen to it?"

Cristiano opened the car door, "No, thank you."

"However, when are you going to have a good talk with Jorge?" Cristiano asked the address, and after setting up the navigation to Gu Bei's house, he complained, "I've told him several times, I don't want I like someone else to be my publicity assistant, but he always shirks that you are too busy."

Cristiano silently gave a definition to his previous behavior: being self-confident.

Gu Bei put on his seat belt and yawned, "It's true at present, unless you can appease Mr. Mourinho and let him stop causing trouble for me." She wanted to rub her eyes a little bit, but thought of mascara And the eyeliner still restrained, "Of course, you may also need to restrain yourself-I still don't quite understand why you quarreled with the head coach that day."

Because he questioned your attitude towards me.Cristiano flattened his mouth, "You should ask him why he hurt me so much."

Gu Bei propped his chin and looked at Cristiano. The match against Valdano just now obviously consumed too many brain cells, which made her a little bit unable to turn her head. "Which part of him hurt you?"

"He said you don't want to take me!" Cristiano muttered loudly.Gu Bei stared blankly at him for half a minute before he realized the meaning of this sentence, and suddenly felt a little ridiculous, "You know it's not like this, of course I would like to be your publicity assistant, but Mr. Mendes currently has other It's just an arrangement. By the way, how about this newcomer?"

"It's boring, just posting advertisements. If I don't talk to him usually, he can ignore me for several days-to be honest, I once thought that all publicity assistants are as verbose as you. By the way... that day I I saw a fan ask me why I don’t talk much recently..." He squinted at Gu Bei, "He also said that my appearance rate on boom has been low recently, and asked me if I offended that blogger."

Gu Bei deliberately made herself ignore Cristiano's evaluation of herself, she just waved her hand, "You have nothing to do recently, it's a good thing that you don't appear on the scene less. Fans will feel tired when they see you all the time - of course, I'm not saying you are not good It’s just that it’s easy to lose freshness.” She probably had a good day today, and she had a heart attack for a while, and she couldn’t help but say something nice for Cristiano’s new assistant, “Even if I don’t change people, I’m I intend to keep you quiet for a while."

"But Jorge said to return the account to me before, but he took it back within two days." Cristiano complained, "So after you left, I have no benefits!"

Regarding this matter, Gu Bei is really on the side of Mendes, which has nothing to do with the Heart of the Virgin, "To be honest, although I really want to help you, if I were Mr. Mendes, I would Take back your account—after all, this is a player account, not some dog breeder or car sales account."

Cristiano pouted, "Isn't it normal that other people's social accounts also post about their own dogs?"

At first, Gu Bei felt that what Cristiano said seemed to be right, but when he thought about it carefully, it was completely wrong, "This is different, you are a public figure, you have to know that your account is not just a...you know, the social network of ordinary people. An account is like a personal private back garden, and it doesn’t matter what you like to post. But public figures are not like this, your social account is like a park.” Gu Bei gestured, “It’s a public place.”

"Okay, anyway, I still have the trumpet you gave me," Cristiano enlightened himself, "I can post my dog ​​there."

"It's fine if you're happy...but you'd better not give away your car, or it would be too obvious and easy to be spotted." Gu Bei didn't know why Cristiano was so obsessed with his dog, but since he didn't Just keep entangled with the issue of the official account, "But as an ordinary person, I'm sorry, I really don't understand why celebrities like you are obsessed with being 'ordinary people'."

"You can try being a celebrity, if you want." Cristiano turned his head while taking advantage of the red light, and looked at Gu Bei seriously.Gu Bei was a little creepy when he saw him, "Thank you, but forget it, I'm quite satisfied with my current situation." She scratched her hair, "Besides, it's not so easy to be a celebrity, you know a celebrity How many meters does the team behind it have to buy, how many promotional materials to write, and how many investors to get?"

"Why is it not easy?" Cristiano said casually, "Anyone who is my rumored girlfriend can be popular. If it is a girlfriend, of course..."

"Cristiano!" Gu Bei may have sensed the danger, so he immediately became fully alert and interrupted Cristiano, "I want to go to the convenience store to buy some milk, so you can stop by the side of the road, I can go by myself Now, you should go back and rest early."

Only then did Cristiano realize that he had slipped his tongue.

Let’s say it’s a leak, Cristiano thought desperately, or I’m going to be bored to death.

"Ann, didn't you say you liked me? Didn't you tell Elena that you liked me more than Kaka, and you told Jorge that you love me and cherish me like your eyes?"

Gu Bei was speechless, she said these things, and she really liked Cristiano—but the problem was that she didn't know whether this kind of star-chasing with its own secret love attribute was the same as true feelings.Gu Bei is used to distinguishing everything clearly, from relationship to work, everything is the same.So she hesitated, but decided to make it clear, "I like you a lot, Cristiano. But I don't know... I don't know if it's the same as that kind of relationship."

"What's the difference?" Cristiano felt that this was all an excuse, "A girl likes a boy, isn't that a relationship? What is it?"

"Cristiano, I have to remind you." Although Gu Bei knew that this was a very serious moment, he still couldn't help laughing, "Both you and I are far away from the definition of boy and girl. You can't always indulge yourself as a kid."

Cristiano rolled his eyes, "Anyway," he emphasized, "you can't deny that what I said is right, can you?" He thought for a while, "Also, do you still have to buy milk? But I'm not sleepy now, I can wait for you to finish shopping and take you home."

Gu Bei: ...

How does this kind of superstar with IQ, and how does this kind of EQ playboy?

"I won't buy it..." Gu Bei felt that he was about to be defeated by Cristiano's three-year-old logic, "I suddenly remembered that I still have half a box at home..." When she said this, she suddenly felt that there was no need to explain, so she endured it. I couldn't help covering my face and groaning helplessly, "My God, low IQ is really contagious..."

When Cristiano was about to defend his IQ, Gu Bei made a decisive decision, "Anyway, I don't know if what you said is right, because...to be honest, I never thought about it—after all, I am far from The age of a girl who dreams of being an idol's girlfriend is already far away."

"But I like you very much, I know that I like you is that kind of relationship." Cristiano simply parked the car on the side of the road so that he could look seriously into Gu Bei's eyes.

Gu Bei's three views were all challenged, she looked at Cristiano dully, "But the problem is that I don't know..." She looked at Cristiano, "Don't you think our dialogue is useless? Is it sexual?"

"Well, let's put it this way, if you don't like me, why did you give Mr. Saunders that manuscript in the first place? Hey, don't look at me like that, he told me, you exposed a copy before Derby You gave him the manuscript of the story between you and Wen Jiu, and told him that if the derby fails, you can use that manuscript to divert attention and portray me as a victim. What is this but love?"

Gu Bei never considered why she would do that.

She just relies on instinct, she can't stand others laughing at Cristiano.He was so proud, she couldn't see him bow his head.

"I have another idea, and I can help you make sure." Cristiano triumphantly put forward his second 'constructive opinion'.Gu Bei thought for a while, then nodded, "Well, tell me..."

Cristiano suddenly leaned over and pecked Gu Bei's lips lightly.

Gee.

The pumpkin orange lipstick is not pumpkin flavored, but rum chocolate flavor.

A little exciting, a little drunk.