[Pirates] Push Shanks' 108 Form

the next morning,

"Boss, how did you sleep?" Beckman took a bite of the sandwich and asked seemingly unintentionally.

Shanks scratched the back of his head, laughed and said, "I don't know, I fell asleep."

How did you sleep?

Probably children like to make gestures when they are asleep. Pan Mi writhes more when she is asleep than when she pretends to be asleep. No wonder Jesus Bu, who has experience in raising children, wants to nail a bed with fences on all sides. He kicked his own quilt away, and grabbed his again. The red hair was too heavy to move, so he hugged his hands and feet tightly together, and moved under his body——— Shanks didn’t dare to move , and he was sure that she was 2% asleep, and she didn't mean to tease him --- within [-] minutes she sneezed, the red hair couldn't help it, went down to pick up the quilt for her, and climbed up to see that Pan Mi had already slipped into his bed , The whole person turned sideways and domineeringly occupied the entire bed.

Fortunately, Pan Mi bought a carpet on her own initiative a few months ago, so he can nest on it for a night.

So the next day, when Pan Mi opened her eyes and found that her bed partner was gone, and her bed partner's quilt was gone...

Ok, this guy is...

Just when he was about to lose his temper, Shanks had water dripping from his hair and face—the appearance that he had just washed——seeing that she woke up, he deliberately put on a dispirited expression, and teased her, saying, "You're always beating me up It was snoring, but it was ringing, so I had to walk away."

Pan Mi lost her temper on the spot, her face was hot.

what?

Hit, snore?

She actually snores?

No, no one told her before!

Probably the Hummingbird Brigade has one bedroom per person on the Princess, so her companions probably don't know that the captain has such a problem!

What about Philly?

It is estimated that her former roommate slept relatively dead, and did not give her any feedback.

These words were too destructive, and Pan Mi's self-esteem was smashed to pieces. She jumped out of bed in shame and anger, and ran away.

At this moment, when Shanks sat down and took the sandwich that Beckman helped pinch, he saw a quilt roll dangling out of the captain's cabin.

Pan Mi wrapped the pillow with a quilt and the oversized pillow she bought earlier, and walked into the house of her ex-roommate Fei Li without a word.

Shanks: "!!!"

Beckman quipped, "Did she snore so loudly that she decided to sleep with Philly?"

When Pan Mi heard the word "snoring" again, she thought she was referring to herself, her face darkened, and she slammed the door.

Too shameful!

In order to maintain her image as a little fairy, even if she falls asleep with red hair in the future, she will have to be like a ruthless emperor in ancient times, and let the eunuchs carry the concubines back when they are finished...

Shanks: "..."

Shanks jumped up and knocked on the door desperately, "I'm just joking, don't take it seriously!"

>>>

Jesus Bu always believed that Pan Mi would be able to speak one day, so he named her Amy. It was like teaching a parrot to repeat some simple words from time to time. his wish.

After all, I have been pretending to be dumb, and it is too strenuous to communicate with people.For example: It is said that "CD" is the greatest appreciation to the chef, but after Pan Mi expresses her appreciation, the chef will only take it for granted that she is not full——after belching half full, she sees another bowl of soup in front of her , and quite conscientious, it is full of meat.

The head chef gave her the bowl and smiled, "Eat more, don't be shy."

Pan Mi sat on the ground and made various gestures: I am really full!real!

As for why you are sitting on the ground...

What kind of strange power are these pirates?Throwing a bowl into her arms can push her down.

It would be impossible to expect these five big and three thick pirates to be more slender, and besides, she was afraid that she would suffocate herself if she kept silent.

The "first" word that Pan Mi plans to call out is "Shanks".

Imagine, a little cutie who has been traumatized by the heart, one morning, among thousands of people, only sweetly calls out your name.What kind of dependence is this, what a wonderful fate.From the moment she opened her mouth, the sacred bond was formed, and the red thread of fate was quietly connected. Shanks, if you have a little conscience, you should be deeply touched. Kneel down on one knee and swear that this is a gift from fate, and you will protect it for a lifetime Object……

Pam Mi thought beautifully, but Shanks was generally called "boss" and "boss" on the Reid, and almost no one called him by his name.

She can't "teach herself" and pop out the word "Shanks", can she?

There was no other way, Pan Mi had no choice but to settle for the next best thing, and the first word she opened her mouth was--Baga.

Then there was the first sentence: "Stupid Shanks, eat my pan, you bastard!"

Pan Mi's sudden talent for language unexpectedly rescued Shanks who was about to be beaten all over his head. The chef threw the frying pan and yelled for a banquet to celebrate, and completely broke the captain's refrigerator without closing it. Forgot about the refrigeration system.

"Ahaha, it's dangerous, it's dangerous," Shanks rubbed the back of his head for a while amidst the echoing yells of the crew, and then sneaked up next to Pam Mi, poking her and pointing at her. With a smirk on his face, he said, "Brother."

Pan Mi blinked, and called him kindly, "Nissan."

The pirates who watched the excitement heard it with sharp ears, screamed excitedly, and started queuing up for the little loli to call themselves "brother"

If it is acceptable to be called brother or something, it is also acceptable to be called brother Feili who is younger than me...

"You're younger than me," Jesus said with a happy fatherly smile, "Come on, call Dad...Jesus Bu's dad..."

"........."

"Jesus Bu...Odou Sang..." Pan Mi hummed in an awkward and resisting mosquito voice, trying to control her expression, forcing out an innocent and soft smile that only a child can have.

At the same time, tears of grief and anger flowed from my heart: You wait for me...

After quickly learning personal pronouns and common nouns, Pan Mi was able to communicate with the pirates in a simple way.

Guiding an ignorant little girl to be positive on the road of life is a very fulfilling thing. Jesus Bu volunteered to be Pan Mi's lingua franca teacher, and even made a set of small tables and chairs with cute graffiti , with an oversized bow.

Tell her happily that there is a gift in my bedroom, which is specially prepared for you as a surprise!

Well, there is indeed a surprise——

There are two beds on the left and right in the room, and she saw that most of the colorful cover was exposed under the pillow of the bed on the left.

Out of curiosity, she pulled out the magazine.

"Shishia no Navy ni□□されている"

"Goddess of the sea は deep sea の big きな prison の miserable life している"

"The Gardener Falls!Innocent Beauty's Heterogeneous Pregnancy ませベス》

Want to know what it feels like to face your own book?

Pan Mi clenched her fists, watching herself being put into various poses by naval pirates, venomous animals, and other stinky men from all walks of life: single-handedly, wheel-to-wheel, one-on-many, over and over again...

slap~

clap~

clap clap~

Ever since Pan Mi won the first place in the Goddess of the Sea judging competition, Lifan books featuring the gardener Shixia as the main character have sprung up like mushrooms, quickly replacing the female emperor's color manga, occupying the market of erotic series, and becoming the favorite of countless otaku bookshelves and drawers. new favorite.

Pan Mi gritted her teeth, her hands were trembling, and just when she was about to see herself being ejaculated, her vision blurred and the notebook in her hand was snatched away.

The door of the room had been opened silently, and the braided man was standing in front of her with a face full of embarrassment, bewildered like a primary school student.

Jesus Bu and the braided man live in the same room, and they are roommates.

Pan Mi jumped up to grab it,

"Give it to me!!" The girl's high-pitched voice made the man with braids tremble.

Braid hurriedly stuffed the book into the box under the bed, then lifted the box high and stuffed it between the cabinet and the ceiling to make sure she couldn't reach it, then turned back to coax her with a bitter face, "I just bought it casually, I really The ones were bought casually, and I haven’t had time to look at them yet, so why don’t you look at them too?”

Pan Mi stared at him deadly: "..."

Braid, what do you mean by riding a horse? How long have you been obsessing with me? !

Don't worry, we're not done with this matter!

She cleaned up the man with the braids by herself, apparently her teacher was unknown, so the first person she sought to sue was Jesus Bu.

Jesus Bu really had nothing to say to her, and Pan Mi was so moved by all kinds of care that she wanted to wipe out all the old grievances.Although she felt that he was so kind to her for a purpose, because this guy showed her the photo pendant he used to remember his family more than once, and said with happiness that this was his goddess, and this was the goddess who gave him The son born and so on.

At the end, I would like to add a sentence of encouragement, "Boss is too old and not suitable for you. Do you think my son is cute? Do you want to introduce him to you?"

Jesus Bu came over with a book of fairy tales with illustrations in his arms, and said with a smile, "Amy, how about a gift? You can put these books on it to read in the future! Let's learn simple conversations in the afternoon. Learn four sentences first, come, follow me and say——————Amy, please take care of me in the days to come!..."

Pan Mi rolled her eyes, pushed away the book, and made a small report in broken common language, "Brother Braid, don't give me the album."

Jesus put a question mark on his face, and then his face froze, obviously realizing something.

However, he did not help her vent her anger as Pan Mi expected. Instead, he planned to calm down and stammered, "Uh, that book is too difficult for you. How can you run if you haven't learned how to walk? Wait until you grow up." Look, be good~”

Pan Mi: "..."

Okay, you all bully me, so wait for me.

To be honest, the language proficiency of this group of pirates is really not good, and they don't have the talent to cultivate the next generation. It is not systematic to teach a sentence in the East and a sentence in the West.If this continues, when will she be able to "master" all the sentence patterns and say the phrase "Shanks, will I marry you when I grow up?" Huh?

Quickly "learn" today's homework.

"Amy is so smart," Jesus Bu patted the top of her head in comfort, and said proudly, "As smart as my son!"

When Shanks came here, he saw this very loving "teacher-student interaction"

Pan Mi felt a familiar aura coming from behind her, and her eyes flashed.

Depend on!It's just in time!My old lady is so full of anger today that she has nowhere to come out!

"Shanks..." Exuding just the right amount of excitement that belonged to a child, he ran over patteringly and pressed his head against his belly.

"..."

Shanks bowed down laughing.He came over and patted Pan Mi's head: "Have you learned what to say today? Let me listen."

Pan Mi hugged Shanks' neck, opened her petal-like pink mouth, her immature voice was clear and articulate:

"Moduo Moduoya Butterfly, kill the Chimo chicken, one Tai one Tai Ha Yaku, one Ku one Kuskuo."

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Pan Mi showed a sneer from an angle that no one could see, left Shanks who was struck by lightning, and ran to play with building blocks.

Shanks turned his head slowly in disbelief,

"Boss, listen to my explanation! I didn't teach this! It's really not!" Jesus yelled, his sense of crisis rose, and he jumped back a step.

【small theater】

Today is the day of burning bad publications on board.

The braided man had a bruised nose and swollen face, clutching his chest, struggling to breathe due to heartache, his young ladies, his little girls, farewell, farewell forever.

And the mother in the candlelight... woo woo woo woo...

"Buy notebooks in the future... don't buy gardeners..." Beckman patted his shoulder comfortingly.

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