Superhero's Physician[Comprehensive]

It wasn't the first time that Mr. Hawkeye was plotted against by a woman, but it didn't mean that he was used to it. To be honest, Barton's popularity with women has always been good.But every time a woman took the initiative to approach him, absolutely nothing good happened, not once.And it was the first time that he stood naked in the central hall like an idiot like today, his stiff body couldn't resist.

This dates back to an hour ago when Tony left the "locker room" and said that if he had a choice, he would never appear there.

Lin Lan's matter was settled two-thirds, so Tony had to go back to the Stark Tower in New York to handle some official business, anyway, that's what he said.But for whatever reason, he was completely free to leave, and Tony was already free.Everyone knew that he stayed in this kind of place for so long because of Lin Lan. It was really not easy for this superstar who was unwilling to be lonely.

There was no fanfare when Tony left. He always came and went freely, so no one saw him off.

Except Lin Lan.

And Hawkeye just passing by the central hall.

It is not appropriate to say that passing by, Patton transported Baptiste's bodyguards out, most of the remnants of the defeated soldiers need to receive medical treatment, and then they will be imprisoned for a long time.But they are still lucky, because these people have not been planted with miniature bombs in their heads.

When Barton took the escalator and turned back, he happened to meet Tony's farewell.

"It seems that Stark has successfully let you off your guard. I seem to see you guys kissing."

It's not that Lin Lan couldn't hear Barton's teasing, so she just said unhurriedly: "You mean forehead kisses and hugs? Isn't this your daily etiquette? You can let your guard down." She stretched out her arms and said in an indifferent manner, "How about it, do you want to hug one, Mr. Bird?"

"Mr. Bird?" Barton smirked, "You learned this from being too close to Tony?"

Barton didn't hug her, just said: "Stark is a good hunter, you have to be careful." But his advice was not convincing, he knew it.Because Iron Man's attraction to women is as involuntary as a black hole. If he is noble and glamorous, he will eventually dedicate himself to it.

However, it is a bit of an exaggeration to say that dedication is a bit of an exaggeration. The behavior of men and women loving each other is really common.

But Barton didn't really want to see her climb into Tony's bed.

"Clint, why are you called Avengers?" Lin Lan just admired Tony, but she didn't need to explain it.

"You want to know us, does this mean that you are considering joining this family?" Barton used the word "family", because the Avengers Alliance is not an official organization, and members do not need to obey anyone or work for anyone, For this group of superheroes, the alliance is like a family, united but without rules, free but not loose.

He likes to call this organization a family.

"Just curious."

"We seek justice and revenge for the victims who have been hurt by the villains." Barton said, "I was not present when the name was chosen, but anyway, that's how they explained it. Everyone thinks the name is very appropriate and cool enough, so just use gone."

"Eliminate the strong and help the weak, punish the evil and promote the good, is that what it means?"

The establishment of the Avengers Alliance is somewhat similar to the heroes of the green forest in ancient China.Whether it is Western heroism or Eastern chivalry, they all uphold a strong sense of justice and responsibility.Lin Lan had heard many heroic deeds from her Central Plains master in her previous life, and had always admired "heroes" like them.

However, these heroes and her understanding are still a bit different.

Moreover, Lin Lan felt powerless to take on the heavy responsibility of eradicating harm for the people, and she was a little timid.

"Lin Lan, I should thank you seriously."

Barton and Lin Lan could barely be regarded as having a life-and-death friendship. Although he had "heavy hands" on Lin Lan over and over again, in all fairness, Barton really liked this girl, and of course it wasn't that kind of liking.Barton will never forget what she has done for him. In his career as an agent, he has experienced countless bullets and bullets. People who are on the verge of death seldom have any emotion for the object of protection.

Therefore, when he expressed his gratitude that had been brewing for a long time, there was a strange sense of alienation.

It has been a long time since Barton thanked him so strongly.

Steve always said that Lin Lan had noble qualities, and he agreed with him deeply. Barton felt that the Avengers Alliance was very suitable for Lin Lan to join, and she had all the factors that could join.

Ability, sense of justice, no worries.

"You are really thankful for paying me for the phone." Lin Lan joked.

"Well, I know you've been thinking about this, so I've prepared it for you." Barton took out a smartphone from his trouser pocket, "It has a lot more functions than yours, and it's the fourth generation."

He has already installed Lin Lan's mobile phone card, ready to use at any time.

"That's about the same, thank you." Lin Lan didn't turn on the phone immediately, but said to him, "Clint, I found that you like to attack from behind very much. This is not what a gentleman does."

"You mean a gentleman?" Barton smiled very friendly, even if he showed off his muscles, he would be a kind guy, "I'm an agent, miss, and I'm in charge of intelligence and assassination. Frontal attacks are not suitable for my job. Hey , you know a lot of our secrets, even if you refuse to join, we will monitor you 24 hours a day, you can't escape."

"Are you a killer?"

"Anyway, people will inevitably die when necessary. You can think of me as a killer." But he doesn't like killing people. Who would like to do this kind of thing, and he is not a pervert. Although Barton's bow and arrow have many functions and strong strength, he seldom The murder weapon caused death.But this really does not need to be explained. Even if he is not a killer, he has a very disgraceful past, and the nature is the same.

"There is a saying in China, I don't know if you have heard it." Lin Lan stuffed her phone into her trouser pocket, "Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge."

"It takes ten years to get revenge. It seems that it is not easy to be a gentleman."

"Yes, so..." Lin Lan slammed her palm and aimed at Barton's abdomen.

He was unprepared against Lin Lan, but years of secret agent habits allowed Barton to respond to any situation at any time.When Lin Lan was caught by surprise, he almost subconsciously used his hands to resist, and then quickly jumped away, but he still felt a slight numbness in his abdomen.

"Hey!" Barton rubbed his belly, "What are you doing?"

Lin Lan was taken aback, wondering why he could still move his limbs. The strength just now was enough to seal Barton's main acupuncture points and prevent him from moving.

When Barton was performing missions, he would wear the S.H.I.E.L.D. special action uniform. On the surface it looked like leather, but in fact it was lined with an alloy interlayer for stronger resistance.Especially after the truck explosion, he would never take precautions lightly, even for simple delivery tasks.

"What am I going to do?" Lin Lan held the bamboo flute tightly in her right hand, turned it in a fancy circle, and narrowed her eyes provocatively, "Revenge, the revenge of the sneak attack from behind, once at the shooting range, once at the control room."

Barton didn't know how good Lin Lan was. His understanding of Chinese Kungfu was only in some boxing skills. It was indeed different from Western boxing, but it didn't mean that he was timid about it.On the contrary, Barton's combat training happened to include a little Chinese Kung Fu, and he believed that close combat was not under shooting.

Although he is better at shooting.

"Son, you're challenging me, huh? Very good, I like how motivated you are." Barton was still carrying his bow and crossbow, his handy weapon, "But I don't like fighting women very much, so, Don't do dangerous things to me."

Lin Lan showed an extremely friendly smile, but in the next second, she tapped the acupuncture points on Barton's raised arm with the flute in her hand.In order to suit the climate, his uniform was made into a sleeveless design that could only cover his shoulders. No matter how strong Barton's muscles were, they couldn't match Lin Lan's acupuncture.

At the same time that his hands were numb, Lin Lan tapped the bamboo flute twice on his abdomen and chest, and Barton froze in place completely unable to move.

"I guess this is the acupuncture point you mentioned?" He tried to twist his body, but it was in vain, "Okay, you won, untie it for me." After all, he is a warrior who has experienced many battles. Calm judgment is Barton's strong point, and his defeat is due to Lin Lan's surprise victory, but Barton believes that if there is a second time, he will never lose.

At least not so quickly.

"Do you think this is the revenge I want?" Lin Lan smiled and didn't intend to end it. "You have tormented me enough. The so-called reincarnation is good, and retribution is not good."

"I think I should learn some Chinese to communicate deeply with you." Barton knew he was guilty, so he admitted, "I'm sorry, Lin Lan, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have sneaked up on you behind your back, please forgive me. "

Lin Lan smiled and said nothing, stepped forward and unloaded his crossbow: "Then lend me this for fun."

"Okay, then in exchange, quickly restore my consciousness." His tone sounded calm. In fact, Barton's forehead was already sweating. He didn't want to be seen by anyone in such a mess. It's okay. Tony is no longer here.

Lin Lan put the bow and quiver on her back carefully, and said happily, "Please."

Barton rolled his eyelids helplessly: "please."

Lin Lan did not intend to let him go, but proudly squeezed his dizzy biceps. The firm touch proved his Kong Wu's power, but the sealed power was not threatening. The arm pinched all the way to the wrist: "Natasha said, your arm is very sexy. I think it is not only sexy, but also very strong."

"Lin Lan, you are teasing me, don't tell me that your shyness is all fake." Barton is not used to this kind of powerless atmosphere, even if the other party is a seemingly harmless girl, "Steve saw If you are like this, what do you think he will think?" So he hoped to use the name of Captain America to prevent Lin Lan from doing anything.

"Don't worry, there is no one else in the tens of feet." Lin Lan walked slowly behind him, "No one will come to rescue you in a short time."

"Do you think I will reject the provocation of beautiful women?" Button's eyes tilted, but he could only see Lin Lan's shadow printed on the wall, "Okay, stop playing, I know you are not that kind of girl."

"Which?"

"You know what I'm talking about." Barton didn't like to show his back to the enemy, even though Lin Lan couldn't be called an enemy.But at this moment, he thinks that even if he can't take the initiative, he can't be as passive as he is now, "I said, come in front of me."

Lin Lan moved her feet, and suddenly, she slapped Barton's upturned buttocks under his tight leather pants: "It feels good."

"Hey!" Barton suppressed his anger, his gray-blue eyes stared at the girl with a good-natured smile, but harboring evil intentions, "Okay, okay, I'll accompany you if you want to play, I owe you my life, But you gotta tell me how you know there's no one around here."

"I have good hearing." Lin Lan replied casually, and then pulled the quiver rope that had slipped into the elbow socket to her shoulder again, "Actually, I just regard you as a specimen, you are not my first Teacher General, but you are the only living human specimen, I want to observe carefully the differences between the meridians of Eastern and Western people."

"So, maybe I will be the first perfect specimen, how do you want to observe, touch my arm, pat my ass, and then you are going to kiss me, I don't mind." His The mood gradually calmed down, and Barton knew that Lin Lan was just deliberately embarrassing him. As long as he remained calm and played with her slowly for a while, he would be liberated.

Lin Lan pursed her lips and smiled maliciously.

"No, I warn you, you can't." When Lin Lan started to fumble for the zipper on Barton's uniform and slowly pulled it down, he felt that it was not so fun, "Lin Lan!"

His patience bottomed out again, but he was also helpless due to the confinement, and Barton's breathing became a little faster. This was because he was angry, and it was definitely not because of any other feelings.

"Ha, you are more excited than I am, and I didn't take off your pants." Lin Lan took off his uniform, and then let out a soft sigh, "Wo!"

Barton's chest and abdomen are clearly defined, and there are a few old scars printed on the streamlined and curved muscles, which looks completely wild.Lin Lan only focused on his open chest for a few seconds, then drifted away, and she began to regret her actions.

This is, after all, a well-trained man's body, with no excess fat sagging or wrinkled skin surfaces.

As Barton himself said, he is absolutely a perfect specimen.

Barton seemed to have noticed Lin Lan's often shy expression, so he said in a frivolous tone, "Don't want to touch it?"

Lin Lan's cheeks were slightly hot, but she quickly adjusted her breath to suppress this reaction, trying to make herself look very experienced: "You think I dare not?"

"Who knows, the Lin Lan I know would never do such a thing." This is the second time he said such a thing. Barton is good at observing, and Lin Lan's character can be said to be so simple that it can be seen at a glance.Apart from being capable, she doesn't have the qualities of a bold and unrestrained woman. She is still shy, even if she is bold occasionally, "Of course, I don't mind you touching my body at all, or..." He lowered his eyes and looked down, "Other parts."

"You have a family and you still say such things?"

"Then you take off my clothes?" Barton felt that he had the upper hand, but instead waited calmly, "I will borrow you to play for a day, now, let me be free."

Lin Lan put the uniform on his head: "The acupoints will be unlocked automatically in one hour, bey!"

"Wait!" Barton's sight was blocked, this was not the result he wanted, "For God's sake, you can't let me stand here!"

"God is busy."

"Shit!"