God stick down the mountain story

Jiang Shaobai was lying on the bed, looking at the text messages on his mobile phone, a little confused.

Bai Guangyu glanced at Jiang Shaobai, and said curiously: "Fourth, what are you looking at, so engrossed?"

Jiang Shaobai narrowed his eyes and said, "It's nothing."

Mrs. Zheng actually sent him a text message, telling him that Ye Xing wanted to see him very much, and asked him when he could take Ye Xing out to play. He thought he had put that lady together last time, and that lady had already blacklisted him. Thinking that this lady actually contacted him again.

Jiang Shaobai didn't know that Mrs. Zheng had indeed blacklisted him before, but recently pulled him out of the blacklist again.

Not long after receiving this lady's text message, Jiang Shaobai received a call from Ye Xing again.

Ye Xing told Jiang Shaobai that he had a two-day ticket to the amusement park and could stay in a theme hotel in the amusement park, and asked Jiang Shaobai if he wanted to go.

The bumpkin Jiang Shaobai hasn't been to an amusement park yet, since there are people treating him, Jiang Shaobai thinks he can go out for a stroll.

Bai Guangyu looked at Jiang Shaobai, and said with some magic: "That little classmate, I really like you!"

Children are very forgetful, Jiang Shaobai has quit his job for a while, and that little classmate still seems to be obsessed with Jiang Shaobai as a teacher.

Jiang Shaobai smiled and said, "I'm very popular with children, it's not surprising."

Bai Guangyu: "..." The fourth child is so narcissistic!

Early on Saturday morning, Jiang Shaobai drove to the meeting place Ye Xing said.

Ye Xing was carrying a small schoolbag and wearing a fox hat, dressed like a chihuahua.

Jiang Shaobai saw a young man standing beside Ye Xing. Jiang Shaobai vaguely felt that the other party's gaze was a bit unfriendly, but he didn't understand how he offended him.

"Teacher, you're here." Ye Xing called out sweetly.

Jiang Shaobai nodded, pinched Ye Xing's face, and said, "Yes!"

Ye Xing pointed to Ye Miao and introduced, "Teacher, this is my cousin Ye Miao."

"Student Jiang, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Jiang Shaobai's heart trembled fiercely. Ye Miao's words, isn't that Ye Tingyun's younger brother, the person who said that he would teach the old god stick a lesson, doesn't seem to be a character to be provoked.

When he kissed Ye Tingyun last time, this guy should have barged in. He probably didn't see his face that time.

Why did Ye Miao appear here, this guy became suspicious, so, are you here to test your own reality?

Thousands of thoughts flashed through Jiang Shaobai's mind in an instant, but his face was still pretending to be dignified, "It turned out to be classmate Ye Miao! Nice to meet you, nice to meet you."

Ye Miao sized up Jiang Shaobai and nodded, "Student Jiang, thank you for Huang Beibei's matter? If you hadn't saved her, then my second brother might be in trouble this time..." Although the two My brother has nothing to do with this matter, but the other party's confession of the second brother's suicide will always give the second brother a bad reputation.

Jiang Shaobai waved his hand and said: "Young Master Ye, you don't have to be so polite. The school gave me a bonus for this matter, and sister Huang also gave me a gift. If you really feel sorry for Young Master Ye, you can also give me money. In the world, there is nothing more expressive than money.”

Ye Miao: "..."

Ye Xing puffed his cheeks, looked at Jiang Shaobai, and said, "Teacher, what do you want so much money for?"

Jiang Shaobai rubbed Ye Xing's head, "The benefits of money, I really can't say enough, you will know when you grow up."

Jiang Shaobai glanced at Ye Miao out of the corner of his eye, and as expected, he saw Ye Miao's disgusted expression.

Jiang Shaobai hooked the corners of his mouth, a bit of bad taste flashed in his heart, and he said to himself: Xiao Mian, I will never kill you if I am disgusted.

"Teacher, I understand. You want to save money to marry a wife."

Jiang Shaobai nodded, and said: "Yes! The dowry price has increased too fast, and now the requirements for women are very high. They have to have a house and a car, and they have to have no loan. The more beautiful, the higher the requirements, so, If you want to marry a beautiful woman, you need a lot of money."

Ye Xing tilted his head, and said a little puzzled: "Teacher, isn't that Miss Huang very beautiful? Why did you throw her out?"

There are comments on the Internet that when the teacher threw away the yellow beauty, it was like throwing garbage, and he didn't feel sorry for her at all.

Jiang Shaobai blinked, and said nonsense: "I feel she is a bit heavy."

"The teacher likes slim ones?"

Jiang Shaobai shook his head, and said: "It's useless to be thin, you have to look good, with protruding front and back, that S-shaped curve, devil figure, big breasts and fat buttocks."

"Student Jiang, Xiao Xing is still a classmate." Ye Miao said a little unbearably.

Jiang Shaobai smiled calmly, and said: "Young Master Ye, you don't understand this. Children nowadays are very precocious and understand everything. On the contrary, some adults don't understand anything. Some time ago, It’s not that there are two master’s students who don’t know how to give birth, thinking that they can give birth by lying on the same bed, and they think they are infertile after a few years without a baby.”

Ye Xing flickered his eyes, and asked curiously: "Isn't it possible to have a baby lying on the same bed? Then how?"

Jiang Shaobai said with some embarrassment: "What is this?" It's a bit complicated.

"Classmate Ye!" Ye Miao shouted angrily.

Jiang Shaobai smiled embarrassingly, and said, "Okay, I won't talk anymore."

Ye Xing pulled Jiang Shaobai's sleeve and said, "Teacher, the car is here."

Jiang Shaobai nodded and said, "Well, you can get in the car now, Third Young Master Ye, shall we come together?"

Ye Miao shook her head and said, "Forget it, you guys go and play, it's fun."

Jiang Shaobai shook his hand at Ye Miao and said, "Goodbye, the third young master."

……

Ye Xing looked at Jiang Shaobai in confusion, "Teacher, don't you like cousin Ye Miao?"

Jiang Shaobai: "..." Was he so obvious?It's not really disgusting, he's just worried about revealing his secrets, so he just wants to make that guy run away with nausea. "You think too much. I like your cousin very much. Your cousin is so handsome."

Ye Xing looked at Jiang Shaobai in surprise, and said in shock, "Teacher, you praised cousin Ye Miao for being good-looking, are you a rabbit?"

Jiang Shaobai said with a dark face, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Although Jiang Shaobai is a country bumpkin, but after being "polluted" in the capital for so long, he still understands a little bit. Jiang Shaobai guessed that the rabbit Ye Xing mentioned refers to the son of the rabbit.

The current brat is really being tortured so badly!Knowing everything at such a young age.

Ye Xing lowered his head embarrassingly, and said: "I didn't say that, it was said on the Internet, teacher, didn't you grow carrots? Someone on the Internet gave you the name Brother Rabbit."

Jiang Shaobai gritted his teeth, thinking to himself: He already has a lot of nicknames, such as "Brother Air Conditioner" and "Brother Dali", the original nicknames are enough, but now there is another "Brother Rabbit" "The people on the Internet are really real, they don't do anything all day long, they just know how to give him nicknames indiscriminately.

I'm afraid that this radish can't continue to be raised, and if I continue to raise it, my reputation will be destroyed. With the nourishment of the spirit gathering array and jade, the radish grows very quickly, and it looks different every day.

Although Jiang Shaobai said that this radish is an extra-large genetically modified product that can grow to two meters, but it will be too eye-catching if it continues to grow like this. If you don't do it, just stare at a few radishes.

"Hurry up and get in the car." Jiang Shaobai urged.

Ye Xing got into the car with short legs, and Jiang Shaobai followed.

.........

After Ye Miao bid farewell to Jiang Shaobai, she always felt angry.

Thinking that the subject of the investigation is a money fanatic and sexist... Ye Miao became a little angry.

Ye Miao, who calmed down, felt that she was too excited, and she lost her sense of proportion after Jiang Shaobai said a few words, as if she had been possessed by an evil spirit. This is not so easy for him in normal times Impulsive people!

When Jiang Shaobai and Ye Xing arrived near the entrance of the playground, Ye Xing received a call from Ye Tingyun.

"Brother Ye, I'll be here in a while." Ye Xing closed the phone and said.

Jiang Shaobai said a little confused: "Young Master Ye, didn't you just say you couldn't come?" He should have disgusted that guy and ran away just now, Ye Miao regretted it!

Ye Xing shook his head and said, "It's not him, but Second Young Master Ye."

Jiang Shaobai's heart skipped a beat, and he said, "Ye Tingyun!"

Ye Xing nodded and said, "Yes!"

Jiang Shaobai murmured, "Why did he come..."

Ye Miao and Jiang Shaobai had a face-to-face meeting, which made Jiang Shaobai feel disgusted and ran away. Jiang Shaobai felt that Ye Miao was just a stunned young man, but what Ye Tingyun said...

Not long after Ye Miao and Jiang Shaobai separated, she received a call from Ye Tingyun.

Ye Tingyun asked about Ye Miao's situation, and Ye Miao told Ye Tingyun that Jiang Shaobai was a greedy, lustful and shameless bastard, and he didn't bother to pay attention to such a bastard, so he left first.

Ye Tingyun felt that it was not appropriate for Ye Miao to let a child like Ye Xing be alone with Jiang Shaobai, the "despicable and shameless" bastard that Ye Miao called because of a moment of anger.

Ye Miao also felt that being annoyed for a while affected her judgment, but it was too late.

After thinking about it, Ye Tingyun decided to go and have a look by himself.

"Student Ye, you are here!"

Ye Tingyun looked Jiang Shaobai up and down, saw nothing wrong, nodded, and said, "Yes!"

Jiang Shaobai felt a faint aura sweeping over him.

Jiang Shaobai accepted Ye Tingyun's "examination" of him without changing his face. His physique is very provocative to ghosts and monsters. As soon as he became sensible, the old magic stick taught him how to restrain his breath. As for how to pretend to be an ordinary person, Jiang Shaobai Shaobai is still very proficient.

"Let's go." Ye Tingyun said.

Although Ye Xing is a small rich man, but because of special circumstances, he lives in seclusion and rarely comes out to play.

Jiang Shaobai glanced at Ye Tingyun in confusion. Every time he saw Ye Tingyun before, Jiang Shaobai could smell the fragrance of Ye Tingyun, but this time he couldn't smell it.

"Student Jiang, is there something wrong with me?" Ye Tingyun asked.

Jiang Shaobai immediately said: "No, no, Classmate Ye is as handsome and unrestrained as ever, he is worthy of being the school girl of Yanda University, the male god in the eyes of school girls."

Ye Xing looked at Jiang Shaobai, and said courteously: "Teacher, you are also very handsome."

Jiang Shaobai said rather complacently: "Who says it's not."

Ye Tingyun: "..." Jiang Shaobai has a thick skin!