God stick down the mountain story

The old Taoist looked at the young man who entered the room, and said worriedly: "It's time for another meal."

The boy licked his lips and said shyly, "Yes!"

"Eating like this, I don't know if there will be any problems." The old Taoist looked at the young man lying casually on the mat, and said worriedly.

The young man said indifferently: "Master, what are you afraid of? It's been so many years, haven't I grown crooked?" Everyone in the village praised him as a good boy. "I am destined to be a pillar of the country!"

The old Taoist looked at the boy and thought suspiciously, is it really not crooked?

In any case, the ignorant women in the village thought he was a liar, and this damn boy was just a child. From this point of view, he should be right.

The old Taoist sighed and recalled the past.

In 18, an earthquake occurred in Sichuan City, resulting in countless casualties, and many patients were sent to the hospital.

Among them, a pregnant woman gave birth to a baby boy on the first day of July, the day when the gate of hell was opened. The pregnant woman died after giving birth, or in other words, the pregnant woman died before the baby was born.

After the baby was born, he didn't breathe for a while. When the earthquake happened, too many people died and even more people were injured. The patients in the hospital couldn't be accommodated, and even the aisles were crowded with patients.

The doctors and nurses were so busy that they were dizzy. The child was not breathing, and the nurses sent him to the morgue without much examination.

In the next few days, the morgue often heard the cry of babies, and there was a lot of trouble about ghosts.

In the hospital, when talking about the mortuary, everyone thought that someone might be haunted by a lingering soul.

In desperation, the hospital found an old Taoist priest to exorcise the evil spirits.

The old Taoist wandered around the morgue and brought out the baby boy. The baby boy had thick eyebrows and big eyes, and looked very energetic, but he didn't know how he appeared in the morgue.

Then, the nurse suddenly thought that the boy might not have died at that time. There is such a kind of suspended animation in this world, where the heart recovers after a sudden cardiac arrest.

So here comes the question, a child stayed in the mortuary for three days, but survived and was still alive and well, what did he eat for these three days?Still nothing.

The doctors and nurses became more and more frightened when they thought about it. The child was taken away by the old Taoist priest. For everyone, it couldn't be better.

In fact, that child still ate something, what he ate was the yin energy left after death, and this child was Jiang Shaobai.

Jiang Shaobai is half-footed on the underworld, and the underworld does not close. He was born with yin and yang eyes, a special constitution, and feeds on ghosts.

However, Jiang Shaobai went out with the old Taoist priest to do a few votes, and felt that there was no future for ghost hunting, so he devoted his mind to the great ideal of being a civil servant.

The old Taoist looked at the young man, and said worriedly: "Going out is not as good as staying in the temple, you need to be careful everywhere."

Jiang Shaobai smiled and said, "Don't worry, Master, I can't suffer!"

The old Taoist looked at the young man, waved his hand, and said, "You son of a bitch, get out, get out, you have to study hard when you get outside, and make progress every day!"

Jiang Shaobai nodded and said, "I know."

The old Taoist looked at Jiang Shaobai, and said with some concern: "Your physique, if you are seen by those who exorcise demons and defend the way, you will probably be regarded as crooked, and you have to keep a low profile in everything."

Jiang Shaobai said suspiciously: "Master, is there still someone who exorcises demons and protects Taoism?"

"Of course there are people, but they are rarely known." The old Taoist said.

Jiang Shaobai lay on the mat and turned his body, "Master, when will you install an air conditioner! It's going to be so hot this day."

The old Taoist snorted softly, and said: "You are afraid of the heat, which only means that your Taoism is not good enough. How can I wait for the monk to care about the scorching heat? After a few days, don't you just want to go to school? That's all that's left. It's been a few days, can't you bear it?"

Jiang Shaobai's eyes lit up, and he said, "Yes! I will be able to leave in a few days. There should be air conditioning in the dormitory."

The old Taoist snorted coldly, and said: "Love leisure and hate work, you can't be a master."

……

a few days later.

The young man carried the packed baggage, glanced at the old Taoist priest, and said with some reluctance: "Master, I'm leaving."

The old Taoist waved his hand and said, "Go, go."

The boy left Guanyu on the mountain dragging a 50 yuan suitcase bought on Taobao.

The young man walked up the mountain, and couldn't help but clenched his fists, and a firm breath flashed in his eyes.

A three-wheeled electric vehicle drove up to the boy and greeted him, "Shaobai, let's go."

"Well, I'll trouble you, Uncle Zhou."

The middle-aged man hurriedly said: "Don't bother, don't bother, young man, you are the first person in our village to be admitted to a prestigious university, you can give our village chief a face."

Holding the suitcase, the young man got on the tricycle and looked at the Taoist temple that was fading away, with a calm expression on his face, but a bit of ecstasy in his heart.

It's great, I finally don't have to sleep until midnight, and I don't have to be pulled up by the stinky old man to recite scriptures, I don't have to be spanked for dozing off, and I don't have to be kicked out by the stinky old man to punch me in winter.

A happy life is beckoning to him.

This bastard old man, he finally doesn't have to cook for this guy every day.

Today is a day of liberation, and it is a day that will go down in history.

Jiang Shaobai took out the second-hand mobile phone he bought for 200 yuan, and on the notepad, he named this day as Liberation Day.

Jiang Shaobai took out the marriage certificate given to him by the stinky old man, feeling a little depressed in his heart.

The old man is too stingy, he was about to go far away, but the old man stuffed himself with a broken marriage certificate, Jiang Shaobai smelled it, only felt that the marriage certificate in his hand smelled like pickled vegetables, Jiang Shaobai secretly Thinking: The stinky old man is used to deceiving people, and he doesn't know what kind of person he has found for himself. When he finds a time, he still has to come and step on the door. If it is a beautiful woman, then it can still be considered.

Jiang Shaobai put away the marriage certificate casually, thinking about the beautiful life in the future.