God stick down the mountain story

Several people in the dormitory chatted enthusiastically, Jiang Shaobai shook his head, too lazy to join the conversation of several people.

Jiang Shaobai took out a piece of wood from the suitcase and began to carve.

"What are you doing!" Guo Fan asked curiously, looking at the carving knife in Jiang Shaobai's hand.

Jiang Shaobai flexibly turned the carving knife in his hand, and said: "My student's birthday is coming soon, I plan to give him a gift."

Guo Fan was a little puzzled and said: "It's such a trouble! Just buy him a gift, why bother to do it yourself?"

Jiang Shaobai glanced at Guo Fan, and said, "A gift you bought? How insincere that is! Besides, as a student like me, I have money, and things that can be bought with money are meaningless." As for the elders, they probably gave away everything they could.

Jiang Shaobai saw several watches from that kid, and those few watches should cost tens of thousands of dollars.

Guo Fan shook his legs and said, "I don't think your carving skills are very good! Your students may not think that you are sincere when you give this thing."

Jiang Shaobai glanced at Guo Fan and said, "You guys, you are so vulgar! The most important thing in this gift-giving is the heart, do you know the heart?"

Of course, if someone wants to give you a gift, the thought is not important, the value is more important. If you send money directly, it will be more affordable, ah!What a vulgar man he was.

"Fourth, what are you carving? It looks like a mouse."

Jiang Shaobai: "..." Does it look like a mouse?But what he carved was a weasel!It seems that a weasel and a mouse look alike, like a mouse or a mouse.

"Fourth, do you have any plans for a while?" Guo Fan asked.

Jiang Shaobai nodded and said, "Yes!"

Guo Fan asked curiously, "What arrangement?"

"Go and teach my student." Jiang Shaobai said.

Guo Fan glanced at Jiang Shaobai and said, "It's so urgent, isn't this a holiday?"

Jiang Shaobai shrugged his shoulders and said, "I have spent a lot recently, so I still need to make more money." What's more, in the few days since he left the capital, the kid called him several times, asking him what Time to go back to class.

Guo Fan gave Jiang Shaobai a speechless look, "Don't try too hard?"

Jiang Shaobai glanced at Guo Fan, and thought, "Guo Fan doesn't feel pain in his back when he stands and talks. If he had eight suites in the imperial capital, then he wouldn't have to work so hard. The second guy is really a full man who doesn't know how hungry he is." hungry.

After Jiang Shaobai finished carving the third carving, he stopped and said, "Look at these three carvings, which one is the most beautiful?"

Guo Fan hesitated for a while looking at the wood carvings, and said, "They're all pretty ugly."

Jiang Shaobai: "..." Guo Fan really doesn't appreciate it!However, he is actually quite ugly, and he is only at this level, which should be pretty good for a novice. "Where is the taller one among the dwarfs?"

Guo Fan stroked his chin and said, "If that's the case, then this is it."

Jiang Shaobai glanced at the target selected by Guo Fan, nodded, and said, "All right, just this one."

Guo Fan glanced at Jiang Shaobai, and said sullenly: "I still think it's better for you to buy a toy."

Jiang Shaobai: "..."

……

Ye family.

Ye Xing stayed at home, looking around expectantly.

"The young master is waiting for someone!" the nanny asked.

Ye Xing nodded and said, "Yes! The teacher will come later."

Because of the long vacation, Jiang Shaobai took several days off. However, because the search for the Yinhun Wood went smoothly, Jiang Shaobai came back early. Jiang Shaobai didn't tell Ye Xing's parents, but just called Ye Xing Said, will come to see him soon.

"Student Jiang, will you come today?" the nanny asked in surprise.

The doorbell rang, and Ye Xing couldn't wait to welcome Jiang Shaobai in.

The two went upstairs together and closed the door.

The nanny looked at the backs of the two and thought to herself: This young master really likes this tutor very much!

"Teacher, I heard that you were a hero who saved the beauty a few days ago! It's really cool."

Jiang Shaobai waved his hand and said, "It's easy to say, easy to say." He didn't think there was anything cool about it. He thought it was cooler that this brat was so big and had so many savings.

"Teacher, do you know that many people call you Brother Dali?" Ye Xing said with his legs crossed, his eyes bright.

Jiang Shaobai: "..." This title is really substandard!Sounds cheesy as hell.

Why is it that the title that fell on Ye Tingyun was an imported product like the Earl of Vampire, but it fell on him that it was the title of a bumpkin like Brother Dali?

"You know so much!"

Ye Xing blinked innocently, and said: "I don't know much, I just browsed the forum. On the forum, there was a post saying that you and Brother Ye are now in a love triangle."

"Brother Ye Tang?" Jiang Shaobai asked suspiciously.

Ye Xing nodded and said: "Yes! It's Ye Tingyun! We are somewhat related, but we are far away. You know him, he is the school grass of your college!"

Jiang Shaobai: "..." Is the kid actually somewhat obliquely related to Ye Tingyun?

"Brother Ye is very handsome, you know that." Ye Xing said.

Jiang Shaobai: "I know, I know." How could he not know?This guy Ye Tingyun is very handsome, but he can't be regarded as handsome.

"What's going on in the love triangle?" No one should know about his engagement with Ye Tingyun now?That being the case?How did this love triangle come about?

"Huang Beibei, who jumped off the building, likes Ye Tingyun! Many people on the Internet say that you have a crush on Huang Beibei, and you are desperate for love."

Jiang Shaobai rubbed Ye Xing's head heavily, and said: "Little devil, study hard and stay away from bad websites, do you understand!" It's really terrible to be so desperate for love!

Ye Xing: "..."

"Let's not talk about this, the place to stay has been found." Jiang Shaobai put the wood carving on the table, and said: "Let the one in your body come out."

Ye Xing looked at the wood carving and fell into chaos.

Jiang Shaobai waited for a while, and Ye Xing said in a bit of embarrassment, "Teacher, Ah Huang said, this puppet is too ugly, like a mouse. He is a weasel, not a weasel."

Jiang Shaobai said displeased: "It would be nice to have a place to live, why is this guy so picky? Hurry up and let him out."

Ye Xing said with some embarrassment: "This..."

Jiang Shaobai sighed, and said, "Trouble." Are your skills so bad?No, it must be that this weasel is too rough.

Jiang Shaobai pasted a talisman on Ye Xing's head, and Ye Xing couldn't move for a while.

Jiang Shaobai pointed out the window and said, "I haven't been here for a few days, it seems that there are a few newcomers outside!"

Jiang Shaobai walked to the window, took off the talisman on the window, and deliberately let out the yin energy on his body.

The ghosts outside the window rushed towards the house as if attracted by something.

Ye Xing's eyes were widened, and he was scared out of his wits.

Jiang Shaobai opened his mouth and sucked it, as if sucking noodles, and snorted, killing the ghosts in one gulp.

Seeing Jiang Shaobai eating all the ghosts, Ye Xing widened his eyes in shock.

Jiang Shaobai closed the window and reposted the talisman.

Jiang Shaobai poked his waist, looked at Ye Xing, and said lazily: "Ah Huang, are you coming out by yourself, or wait for me to pull you out and beat you out of your wits!"

Ye Xing's eyes widened, he looked at Jiang Shaobai, and swallowed with difficulty, thinking that Jiang Shaobai's eating of ghosts just now was a knock on the mountain.

The teacher is so scary!Ye Xing felt a little weak in his legs, but under the effect of the immobilization charm, he couldn't even shake his legs.

Jiang Shaobai tilted his head, looking at Ye Xing's terrified expression with great interest, he couldn't tell whether it was Ye Xing who was terrified or the weasel in Ye Xing's body.

Jiang Shaobai thought it was very interesting for the children to be scared, and he felt that he was really wicked.

Jiang Shaobai opened his mouth to inhale, and suddenly, a wave of evil spirit emerged from Ye Xing's body.

Ye Xing frowned, feeling that part of his body had been cut off, and part of him seemed to have been eaten.

A Huang has been living in Ye Xing's body for a while, Ye Xing felt that the teacher just took a breath, but A Huang seemed to be severely injured by the beating, as if he was eaten by the teacher.

Jiang Shaobai licked his lips, and said: "During this time, I have been eating Yin Qi, and it's good to change it occasionally."

Ye Xing blinked his eyes quickly, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Jiang Shaobai took off the talisman and said, "What do you want to say?"

Feeling that he could speak, Ye Xing couldn't wait to say: "Ah Huang, I am willing to come out."

Jiang Shaobai said lightly: "It's good that you are willing to come out, otherwise, I'll eat it, it's the same." If you don't want to eat a toast, eat it.

Ye Xing: "..."

Ye Xing saw a phantom of a weasel separated from his body and merged into the puppet on one side.

After the phantom of the weasel was integrated into the wooden puppet, the wooden sculpture seemed to come alive.

Ye Xing felt his body was a little weak, but also a little relaxed.

Jiang Shaobai injected a cloud of yin energy into the wood carving, and the yin energy had a nourishing effect on the weasel. The weasel, whose vitality was severely injured in the wood carving, finally felt a little happier.

"Teacher, you just ate..." A ghost?

Jiang Shaobai waved his hand and said, "No, that's actually a trick."

Ah Huang, the weasel who was hiding among the puppet, snorted lightly, and said in his heart, "If you believe in you, there is a ghost. Just now he almost fell into Jiang Shaobai's stomach. If Jiang Shaobai didn't care about the kid, things would be bad." up.

"So it's a blindfold!" Ye Xing breathed a sigh of relief.

In Ye Xing's eyes, eating ghosts has a stronger taste, much scarier than eating raw chicken.

Ye Xing held the wood carving and said, "Ah Huang, do you live here now?"

Jiang Shaobai nodded, and said: "Yes! Now you live here, if you want to enshrine it, give it something to eat, if you don't want to, you can throw it away."

Ye Xing looked at the wood carving, and felt an aura of fear and anger from above the wood carving.

Jiang Shaobai took out a bunch of wooden bracelets and handed them to Ye Xing.

"You wear this, this bracelet, it can hide your yin."

Ye Xing was born with yin and yang eyes, which is easy to attract ghosts. In fact, when Jiang Shaobai was young, he was also easy to attract ghosts. The old magic stick made this bracelet for Jiang Shaobai.

However, later on, he will restrain his aura and have the ability to protect himself, so the bracelet is useless to him.

When Jiang Shaobai went back to the Taoist temple this time, he happened to see this bracelet and thought it might be useful, so he brought it back.

Knowing Jiang Shaobai's strength, Ye Xing happily put the bracelet on his hand without doubting him.

Ye Xing took out the panda piggy bank and gave it to Jiang Shaobai, who took it without much hesitation.

Jiang Shaobai was still a little guilty of accepting the children's pocket money. Then he thought about Ye Xing's broken talisman record, which could sell for 50 pieces, and Bai Guangyu's broken jade pendant, which could sell for [-]. In comparison, His bracelets are much more precious than those things. They only sell for a jar of pocket money, which can be regarded as the price of cabbage.

Jiang Shaobai stayed at Ye's house for a while, and left with the panda piggy bank.