God stick down the mountain story

"Apprentice, I had a divination this morning as a teacher, I fear that my life will not be long!"

An old Taoist dressed in tattered robes looked a bit like an outsider, with a sigh and helplessness on his face.

"Master, even if you say so, I won't go down the mountain and steal chickens for you to eat." A plainly dressed, sunny-looking boy said solemnly.

"Disciple, Master is about to die. Before he died, there was only one wish. Did you ignore it?"

The old man looked at the young man with a heartbroken expression on his face, and his body seemed to tremble slightly because of anger.

"Master, it's not long since you took over your life ten years ago, and you are still living well. Don't worry, with your body, you can definitely live another 50 years!"

The young man has followed the old man since he was a child. Ten years ago, when the young man first heard the old man’s remarks that he was dying, he was heartbroken. He secretly went down the mountain to touch a chicken. , was suspected by the innocent and lovely boy back then as a flashback, and the next day, he touched a chicken for the old man again.

Boy wait!wait!After waiting day after day, the old man's health improved day by day.

Then, every once in a while, the old man will "the end is approaching", and the honest and simple boy will take it seriously again and again.

Time flies, the young man who has been deceived by the same trick more than ten times has finally learned his lesson and will never be deceived again...

"Why did I accept such a tired bastard like you, thanks to my hard work to bring you up! I can't even eat a chicken if I want to."

"Master, you should be vegetarian at your age! Only by being vegetarian can you live a long life."

"You bastard, your master, I don't have a few years to live, yet you still make me a vegetarian."

The young man looked at the old man calmly, and said earnestly, "Master, the Buddha said: Eating meat is a sin. Master, there are many benefits to being a vegetarian. You are not young, so cherish yourself!"

The old man was furious and said: "You bastard, you are not bald as a teacher. We Taoists don't pay attention to that."

"Be careful of the three highs! With your body shape, you have to pay more attention." The boy said without changing his expression.

With a dark face, the old man waved his hands and scolded: "Go away..."

The young man calmly watched the old man get angry, waited for a while, saw that the old man seemed to calm down a little, and said calmly: "Master, don't get excited, getting angry will hurt you!"

The old man sighed and said, "It hasn't opened for several days."

"Now Haiyan Heqing, everyone has gone to the hospital for any health problems. A magic stick like you will be eliminated by the times..."

The old man glared at the young man and said, "You bastard! Your master and I are masters, how can I allow you to slander me like this."

The young man said helplessly: "Master, what I said is true. Now everyone pays attention to science and opposes feudal superstition. Look at the vendors who set up stalls on the street, and they are caught in the police every day. Master, don't worry." , I will study hard, make progress every day, and strive to be a civil servant in the future, and get the five insurances and one housing fund..."

The old man looked at the young man and said: "You have such good innate conditions, you don't want to inherit your master's mantle, but you want to take the exam to be a promising civil servant. You know, our celestial masters can do a good job." How much money do you make?"

The boy blinked and asked, "How much?"

"Tens of millions." The old man said proudly.

The young man looked at the old man, sighed, and said, "That's the master! Master, you are just a half-baked man, you can't even eat a chicken!"

Jiang Banxian looked at the young man and felt very sad.

"You bastard, get out of here!"

The young man looked at the old man and said, "Master, I'm leaving for Yanjing tomorrow."

The old man looked at the boy and asked worriedly, "Are you ready for the tuition?"

The young man shook his head and said, "Not yet, Master, do you have the coffin book! Give me some."

The old man said earnestly: "You are not young anymore. When I was your age, I was self-reliant. You are already so old, and you still miss your master and my coffin. I have no money!"

The young man sighed, because he was prepared, the young man was not very disappointed, "Master, you are really poor."

The old man stroked his beard and said unhappily: "Although I don't have any money as a teacher, I have something else for you."

The young man's face brightened, and he said hastily: "Master, do you have an ancestral magic weapon for me? I don't know what year it is. You often say that our lineage has been passed down for 3000 years, so is there a thousand-year magic weapon handed down?" Come down?" Antiques seem to be very valuable these days.

The old man looked at the young man and was furious, "Vulgar, vulgar, we monks pursue detachment, how can we be obsessed with yellow and white things."

Boy: "..." Three pennies can't beat a hero. This pursuit of detachment requires money! "Master, it's not a magic weapon, what is that?"

The old man snorted softly and said, "It's a marriage certificate."

The boy said with some horror: "Could it be that you want me to visit the teacher's wife!"

The old man was provoked a bit, and said: "Absurd, it's your marriage letter."

The young man looked at the old man suspiciously, and said, "Master, have you found me a wife?"

The old man nodded, and said with some relief: "When I met you back then, I found that you had a special physique. I am afraid it is the fate of the lone star of Tiansha. Fortunately, more than ten years ago, I solved a problem for a large family in Kyoto. Trouble, I accidentally discovered that the fetus in the womb of that man's daughter-in-law just matches your physique, so I made this marriage for you."

The young man looked at the old man in disbelief, and said: "The man is still in the womb, Master, you made this marriage for me without even knowing what the doll looks like, what if it is an ugly monster?"

The old man glanced at the young man and said: "On your condition, it would be nice to have a wife. Do you still want a fairy?"

The young man looked at the old man unhappily, and said, "Master, I am a high-achieving student admitted to 985 and 211. If I want to become a national civil servant in the future, I have higher requirements, so there is nothing wrong with that."

The old man smiled coldly, and said, "You bastard, girls nowadays don't like high-achieving students, they like to dismantle the second generation, rich second generation."

The young man looked at the dilapidated Taoist temple, sighed, and said, "I don't know when our dilapidated temple will be demolished, and how much compensation will be paid."

The old man glared at the young man, and said: "This is the ancestral property of our master, don't worry about it."

The young man shook his head and thought to himself: The master is really too poor!Nothing was left, just a broken view, how could he be so unlucky.

The young man looked at the marriage certificate in his hand and said, "What's the use of this marriage certificate?"

"Of course this marriage certificate is useful. If you are desperate and destitute, you can come to your door and be your son-in-law! Ask your father-in-law for some money!" the old man said with a smile.

The young man said displeasedly: "Master, are you asking me to eat soft rice? Eating soft rice is detrimental to my personality."

The old man snorted softly, and said disdainfully: "The current dowry in our village is all purple, red and green. The market is so tense, can you afford it?"

"Master, you are too much, you know, 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor, you don't know that I won't turn around and get rich and rich."

The old man shook his head, sighed, and said, "30 years, your master, I don't have time to wait another 30 years."

As soon as the young man grasped the old man's hand, he expressed affectionately, "Master, you must not underestimate yourself so arrogantly. I look at your face, which is exactly the destiny that will harm you for thousands of years."

The old man blushed and said angrily, "Get lost!"