The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

Xiao Qi was thrown into the River of Rebirth.

Lu Qing looked at him with a sad expression: "You were too worried and your soul body was not real. If you don't wash your memory, your soul body may not last long."

Xiao Qi was also a little helpless: "I know."

Lu Qing raised his hand and tapped on his forehead, and as a ray of light fell into his forehead, Xiao Qi quietly closed his eyes, allowing his body to slowly submerge into the river.

At the moment before coma, Xiaoqi struggled and said: "Brother, Sheng Zipei..."

Lu Qing smiled grimly and nodded: "I understand, I understand, I will lie to him that you have gone to reincarnation, don't worry."

Little Seven:  …

That's not what he meant! ! !

However, the power of the River of Rebirth was too great, and Xiao Qi fell into a deep sleep before he could finish his words.

……

decades later.

He opened his eyes by the river, opened his mouth, and spit out a mouthful of water with a "poof".

Gu Qing tilted his head, resting his chin with one hand, looking at him curiously.

He looked at the other party ignorantly, and after a while, he followed Gu Qing's example and tilted his head.

Gu Qing lowered his eyes, his eyelashes trembled slightly, and said to himself: "Your appearance has changed pretty well."

Ok?

What is this guy talking about?

He blinked for no reason.

Lu Qing looked at him, showing the standard eight teeth, and asked, "Do you remember who you are?"

He shook his head.

Lu Qing laughed like an old fox: "Your name is Su Ling, you are a ghost, and you have been dead for 80 years."

Su Ling was stunned for a moment, and said pleasantly, "You know me?"

Gu Qing lied without changing his expression: "We met once."

Su Ling always felt that something was wrong, and wanted to ask the other party if he knew anything about his life.

As a result, there was a sudden sharp pain in his head, and many plausible memories flooded into his brain in an instant, causing him to hold his head and grunt in pain.

——These are all memories about "Su Ling".

It is also a memory that Xiangshenghe automatically fabricated for Xiao Qi.

When Su Ling raised his head again, Gu Qing was looking at him worriedly, and asked, "Are you okay?"

Su Ling shook her head, feeling inexplicably relieved.

He recovered his memory, looked at how Lu Qing looked at him, and immediately said with great interest: "The first thing I saw when I woke up was you. Since you and I are so destined, why don't we recognize each other as brothers?"

Gu Qing: ...All right.

Anyway, he didn't want Xiao Qi to remember the past, so he might as well follow the other party's wishes.

——Just a moment ago, Gu Qing thought so.

At the next moment, Gu Qing became angry.

Because Su Ling said: "Well, then you can call me Big Brother Su from now on."

"I'm older than you." Gu Qing reminded with a cold face.

Su Ling looked at him suspiciously, with distrust written all over his face: "It doesn't look like it."

Hearing this, Gu Qing's teeth were itchy, and he calmly began to roll his sleeves——brother is disobedient, just give him a good spanking.

Su Ling: QAQ

Then, Su Ling, who had to succumb to force, became his younger brother.

……

After Su Ling woke up, except for recognizing a brother, she spent the rest of her time in the underworld, wandering around doing nothing.

Xiangshenghe tampered with his memory and changed his appearance, so no ghost in the whole hell recognized him as the former Xiao Qi.

At first, Lu Qing was worried that he would be bored, but in the end...

In the first month, Su Ling got to know most of the old ghosts.

In the second month, Su Ling took a group of ghosts to pick a few baskets of flowers on the other side of the river, and asked Po Meng to make flower cakes.

In the third month, the flower cakes made many ghosts vomit and diarrhea, and the underworld was full of painful screams.

——Facts have proved that even if all the memories are lost, your brother is still your brother.

Looking at Xiao Qi's carefree smiling face amidst the pile of chores in the underworld, Gu Qing felt pain and happiness.

During Su Ling's five years in the underworld, he encountered a great turmoil in the underworld.

The evil spirits of the eighteenth floor of hell frequently rioted, intending to rebel; the little ghosts from all over the place formed gangs everywhere, and kept fighting in private; I have to lose my hair in handfuls, and I am about to go bald...

At this time, the ghost king and his Law Enforcement Hall stepped forward.

On the day the Ghost King appeared, Su Ling was squatting in the haystack digging for earthworms with a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth.

As a result, the world was spinning for a while, and the ghost king stepped on the red cloud in Phnom Penh, accompanied by colorful rays of light, and a ghost king sword was threateningly in front of him, fierce and cool.

Su Ling opened her mouth in a daze, and the dogtail grass fell to the ground without a sound.

Lord Ghost King had just killed a group of evil spirits, and suddenly looked at Su Ling with fierce blood in his eyes.

Su Ling clutched her chest and nervously took a step back silently.

——What should I do if I am completely handsome? !

The ghost king saw Su Ling's face clearly, and was stunned for a while, his eyes gradually softened, and the murderous aura on his body was restrained by him: "New ghost?"

The deep voice made Su Ling's heart tremble.

"It's not safe here, you leave quickly." Su Ling's dumbfounded appearance made the Ghost King worry for a while, and he couldn't help but remind him.

Su Ling responded with a low voice, her heart beating like a drum.

Just as he was speaking, the ghost king's aura suddenly changed, he turned his head sideways, and looked into the distance.

"Hide well." The ghost king only had time to say this, and at the same time threw a protective cover on him, and then picked up the big knife.

One cut.

Evil corpses are everywhere.

Su Ling suddenly opened his eyes wide.

Sheng Zipei's saber technique was practiced on the battlefield, there were no fancy postures, only the neatest deadly moves.

——Su Ling, who was on the sidelines, had a handsome face.

……

Beside the Naihe Bridge, Gu Qing learned that the Ghost King had put an end to the war in the west, and just as a smile appeared on his face, he saw Su Ling stumbling in with a flushed face.

Su Ling: "Brother, brother! I'm in love!"

Gu Qing:? ? ?

Su Ling stood in front of him, her brows were affectionate, and she pointed her fingers shyly.

Lu Qing looked confused: "Which bastard is it... no, which ghost is it?"

Su Ling's cheeks were stained with a blush, and he whispered: "Yes, it is Lord Ghost King..."

Lu Qing broke the pen with a "click".

He tried his best to calm down the anger in his heart, and said with a pleasant face as much as possible: "The ghost king doesn't go out often, how did you know him?"

Su Ling didn't think too much, and said truthfully, "I fell in love with him at first sight."

Lu Qing broke the second pen, and said quietly: "He agreed?"

"Huh? What..." Su Ling suddenly came to his senses, and said in a low voice, "No, I just liked him unilaterally. Lord Ghost King is really handsome. Brother, do you think it is possible for me to be with him?"

Gu Qing: ...

more angry.

Su Ling was still asking: "Brother, do you know Lord Ghost King? Do you know his ideal type?"

Lu Qing: "...I heard him say something."

Su Ling looked at him expectantly.

Lu Qing said expressionlessly: "He said he likes girls with big breasts, thin waists and big butts."

Su Ling lowered her head subconsciously, looked at her flat chest, and with a "crash", the boy's heart broke.

Su Ling has been depressed for a long time since knowing that the ghost king likes girls.

However, as the war calmed down, the underworld gradually got back on track, and Lord Ghost King rarely appeared in front of the ghosts again.

Su Ling's love had just started, and even the person she had a crush on couldn't see her. As time passed, this feeling gradually faded a lot.

Another 300 years passed by, Su Ling caught off guard the seriously injured Lord Ghost King by the River of Death.

Lord Ghost King was still in the black robe with no face visible, and the Ghost King Saber in his hand was vaguely as it was in his memory. Su Ling was stunned, worry and joy welling up in his heart.

Then, Lord Ghost King woke up in his arms.

Sheng Ze had long forgotten the first meeting hundreds of years ago, but Su Ling's face really suited his taste, so he subconsciously softened his tone and said gratefully, "You saved me?"

Su Ling blinked.

Sheng Ze sat up slowly, rubbed his head very smoothly, and said with a smile, "Thank you."

Su Ling blushed unapologetically.

Sheng Ze was taken aback for a moment, then couldn't help but chuckled.

——This look of not being able to hide his thoughts is really cute.

As a result, Su Ling's face turned even redder.

The hasty meeting with Lord Ghost King revived Su Ling's original love.

He found Gu Qing sadly, and confided to him: "Brother, I think I fell in love with the ghost king again."

Gu Qing: ...

Lu Qing felt that he could no longer let his younger brother go on like this.So, he mentioned the matter of going to the human world in a negotiating tone: "The underworld intends to set up an office in the human world, and its duty is to supervise and arrest the ghosts who escaped from the human world. Now the office lacks a person in charge, do you want to go?"

Su Ling thought about it, and felt that life in the underworld was really boring, so she agreed.

Gu Qing smiled slowly, and said meaningfully: "Very good. You don't have to worry about the staff, they will be here within a month."

Su Ling: "Okay."

……

So, "within a month".

Meng Xiaoman was thrown in front of the 880 eight seals by the king of hell. Gu Qing pointed at the folds with sharp eyes: "These are the folds that the ghosts sued Meng Po Tang. Seeing that Meng Po Tang is so disgusted, don't you have the slightest idea?" Do you feel guilty?"

Meng Xiaoman: QAQ

Judging from Lu Qing's expression - if she said no, would she be beaten by Hades?

So, Meng Xiaoman nodded and said, "Yes!"

Gu Qing was satisfied: "Okay, in order to improve the recipe of Mengpo soup, I decided to send you to serve in the world."

Meng Xiaoman: Is there any connection between the two? ? ?

Gu Qing said lightly: "The Underworld just opened a Su Ling Co., Ltd. in the human world, and the boss Su there has countless prescriptions from the Imperial Dining Room."

Meng Xiaoman tidied up the small burden neatly, and said enthusiastically: "My lord, this matter is urgent, Xiaoman will take the first step!"

Gu Qing said with relief: "Go."

Meng Xiaoman left happily.

A few days later, Meng Xiaoman looked at the recipe that was originally from her, and fell into suspicion of ghosts.

From the imperial dining room?

That's right, she wrote it when she was a court lady a long time ago.

Countless sheets?

That's right, Xiaoman is such a girl who has ideas and loves innovation!

What Master Yan Wang said is correct, the question is...does she still need to come here to work for nothing if she wants her own prescription? ! !

Meng Xiaoman was very angry, so she asked the little ghost to send a letter to her colleagues in the underworld.

In the letter, it mainly tells about her beautiful life in the world.

After the colleagues opened the letter, they expressed their envy——

Wu Juan: "Xiaoman said that in her new unit, there is no mandatory commute time."

——In fact, they are on call 7 hours a day, 24 days a week, and they have to work overtime when a case comes.

Shi Kongbu: "Xiaoman also said that the canteen of the new unit has a chef from the former imperial dining room in charge, and the food is very good."

——Meng Xiaoman: Chef of the real imperial dining room.

Chang Bai and Chang Wu: "Xiao Man said, the new boss is very nice, no more sinister than ours, with a black belly and a capricious temper."

——That's true.

As soon as Hei Hei Wu Chang finished speaking, Wu Pan and Shi Kong Zan both turned their heads and squinted at them.

Chang Bai was very calm, poked the paper and said, "Xiao Man wrote it. I don't think so. Our Hades is clearly a good Hades who loves his subordinates and treats others leniently."

Pooh!

Wu Juan and Shi Kongzan expressed their strong dislike for this kind of sycophant.

And, at the same time, he said: "We also think so, Yama is a rare good Yama!"

Hades who happened to be "passing by" chuckled, saying that I believed in your evil, and then ruthlessly packed up a group of people and threw them all at the door of Su Ling's company.

Boss Su, who likes to mention employees, was very happy and held a grand reception banquet for the new employees.

The ghosts who were forced to transfer units were also very happy, secretly looking forward to free working hours and the "chef of the imperial dining room".

Then... at the reception banquet, Xiaoman's extraordinary performance gave the group of ghosts a [-]% critical strike.

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