The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute
Chapter 7 Can ghosts still be hit by ghosts?
Su Ling bypassed a passerby, turned left, then bypassed another intersection, turned a corner, and turned right.
"Wait, why does this look so familiar?" Su Ling stared dumbfounded at the identical stone tomb in front of him.
Meng Xiaoman hid behind Su Ling neatly, then poked his head out cautiously, and whispered: "Ghost, ghost hit the wall?"
Su Ling was also stunned, and fell into thinking about life - as a ghost, how could he encounter ghosts hitting the wall in this life? !
"Pfft." Sheng Ze shook his head amusedly, and joked, "You are a ghost, are you afraid of ghosts hitting the wall?"
After finishing speaking, he stepped forward, pushed open the stone door in front of him, and quickly scanned the furnishings inside.
——It can be said that he is very uncowardly.
"It's not a ghost hitting the wall. It's just that Boss Su lost his way and led us around a lot before returning to the original place." Sheng Ze said helplessly.
Su Ling: ...
shit.
Meng Xiaoman jumped out from behind Su Ling with a "hehe" smile, quite embarrassed that he was so scared just now.
She rubbed her nose and explained: "I'm an administrator, and I usually don't work outside the office."
Sheng Ze raised his eyebrows slightly, accepting this reason very well.Then, he looked at Su Ling with a half-smile.
Su Ling coughed in embarrassment, and entered the door with his hands behind his back, not forgetting to hold his respect and said: "Well, I still think this tomb is too weird, let's take a closer look."
Su Ling stepped into the tomb, and stared wide-eyed at the coffin ghost who was eating "barbecue" inside.
The coffin ghost only had half of its face left. When Su Ling entered the door, it was removing the meat from its own arm and roasting it on the firewood.
The coffin ghost looked at the people who had gone and returned, and the remaining half of his face was obviously confused.
Su Ling who witnessed "self-produced and self-marketed" with his own eyes: ...
Boss Su quickly exited the stone tomb, and said calmly: "Go back, let's not disturb others' meal."
The corner of Sheng Ze's mouth twitched, and while Su Ling wasn't paying attention, he flicked two fingers on the stone door casually.
The coffin ghost seemed to sense some danger, and the whole ghost became nervous, and then...
I was so scared that I performed an online meat loss on the spot.
Su Ling was so startled that his hairs stood on end!
After the coffin ghost became a "Bone Demon", after thinking about it, he felt that this was not enough, so he immediately performed the bones falling apart.
The 206 bones "splashed" all over the floor, and they scrambled to climb into the coffin.
When all the bones had been put into the black-painted coffin, the coffin's lid suddenly rose into the air, and the lid was sealed tightly with a "clang".
In the end, the coffin ghost even tied back the chains on the ground.
Coffin Ghost: Autistic.
Su Ling, who witnessed all this, turned her head in disbelief, pointed at herself and asked everyone: "Am I scary?"
"How could it be, you are cute." Sheng Ze immediately complied.
And all the employees who saw clearly how the ghost king bullied the coffin ghost with their own eyes took out their mobile phones behind their backs.
Entered the "promotion and salary increase annual salary million group".
【I'm not a nerd】:!
【Amitabha】:! ! !
[Meng Xiaoman is the most beautiful in the universe]:! ! ! ! !
The Chang brothers, who were on a business trip, were shocked by the exclamation marks on the screen, and simultaneously issued very meaningful symbols in the group.
[Brother Chang's family]:? ?
[Chang family brother]:? ? ? ? ? ?
——If anyone is looking at the screen at this moment, they must think that this is a group of snake spirits.
[I'm not a nerd]: My land!I believe you have just seen it...
【Amitabha】: I saw it, I saw it, it was terrible...
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] Beauty in the Universe]: I just said...it really is...
[Brother Chang's family]: ... If you don't speak clearly, believe it or not, we brothers will rebel tomorrow?
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] beauty in the universe]: Oh, I really don't know, come back and see for yourself!
The discussion in the group was in full swing, Meng Xiaoman buried his head in the whole process, and swiped his phone seriously, when suddenly, he heard a voice in his ear——
"What group is this?"
Meng Xiaoman's smile froze instantly.
She stiffened her neck, slowly raised her head, and saw Sheng Ze standing beside her, staring at her phone curiously.
Meng Xiaoman & Wu Juan & Shi Kongburied: ...
shit.
What the hell! ! !
"It seems to be quite lively, why don't you bring me one?" Sheng Ze took out his mobile phone as he spoke.
Meng Xiaoman really wanted to say no, but she didn't have the courage to say so.
So, a few seconds later, in the group——
"Nai Meng New Ghost, please take care of me and join this group."
[Brother of the Chang family]: You're selling too much, aren't you guys?
[Brother Chang's family]: Give me a keyword @我不是书儿
[Chang's younger brother]: Hey, is there a newcomer?
[Nai Meng New Ghost Seeking Care]: Hello, I'm the new driver, Sheng Ze.I just joined the company and I am not very familiar with the business, so please take care of me seniors^^
[Brother of the Chang family]: Welcome~ If you have any questions, just ask them in the group~
[Chang’s younger brother]: But this group is a staff complaint group, so the boss is not added, don’t let him find out:
[Brother Chang's family]: Yes.
[Nai Meng Xin Gui asks for care]: Thank you, you guys are so kind! [Grateful tears.jpg]
[Chang's younger brother]: It should.After a long time, you will know that everyone is actually very loving~ right?
【Amitabha】: Hehe.
[Meng Xiaoman is the most beautiful in the universe]: Hehe.
[I'm not a nerd]: Hehe.
Every company has a Tucao group that has abandoned the boss.
Su Ling Co., Ltd. is no exception.
The exception is that one day, a big boss suddenly mixed into this group.So, the style of painting in the group has changed since then.
Before Sheng Ze joined, the group was gossiping and gossiping. They were not soft-spoken, but after Sheng Ze joined, the group suddenly became quiet...
Until, Sheng Ze spoke again.
[Nai Meng Xin Gui asks for care]: Hey, why are you all silent?When I watched it on Xiaoman's mobile phone, the group was quite lively?
Wu Juan, Meng Xiaoman and Shi Kongbuy three ghosts dare not speak out!
——Why is everyone silent? Don’t you have a little x number in your heart?
However, since the ghost king has let go, they have to try their best to find something to talk about if there is no topic to talk about!
【Amitabha】: I think this channel has a total of ninety-nine and 81 candles.
[I'm not a nerd]: I think the ink used in the mural just now probably exceeded ten catties.
【Amitabha】: I think the material of the statue in front is steel instead of copper.
The Chang family brothers who don't know why: ...
Why has this group suddenly become so academic?
Forget about academics, the question is what is the use of these things that have been researched? !
Fortunately, there is also a relatively normal Meng Xiaoman.
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] Beauty in the Universe]: I think, um... the boss seems to be on the wrong track again...
[Nai Meng New Ghost Seeking Care]: √
For the eighth time, Sheng Ze pinched the back of Su Ling's neck to pull him back, and corrected him again: "It's turning left, not right."
Su Ling looked back and forth between the two passages, wondering: "Is there any difference between the two passages?"
"Yes." Sheng Ze smiled kindly, "We just passed the road on the right."
"Oh." Su Ling obediently walked to the left, feeling depressed while walking, "I really can't tell the difference between south, east and north here."
Sheng Ze was silent, and couldn't hold back: "You can tell the difference outside?"
Su Ling: "I can't tell the difference, but there is a signal outside, and I can use my mobile phone to navigate."
Sheng Ze: ...There are reasons and evidences, which cannot be refuted.
"Speaking of which, I've been walking for so long, why haven't I seen the way out yet?" Su Ling wondered.
They have been wandering around inside for so long, no matter how dull they are, they can still find something is wrong.
I'm afraid they are no longer in the haunted house, but have been brought to their lair somewhere by the ghosts.
"If you want to kill us, you haven't encountered any ghosts along the way; if you don't want to hurt us, why don't you let us out?" Su Ling became more and more strange as he thought about it.
Hearing this, Sheng Ze glanced back and couldn't help muttering in his heart - there is a ghost king behind you, a judge, a Meng Po, and a Ksitigarbha king, which ghost is so full that he dares to provoke you?
Sheng Ze could almost feel that the nearby ghosts were spontaneously avoiding them, and the nearest one was at least three meters away from them.
Moreover, everyone wished that they could go out quickly.A few bold ones secretly gave hints to guide the way.
It's just that they definitely didn't expect...
Su Lingneng is such an idiot.
As for the others.
Sheng Ze didn't want to expose himself too much, and Wu Juan and the others didn't dare to show too much presence in front of the Ghost King, so they all agreed to let Su Ling bump into it.
Ghosts: I feel sorry for Boss Su.
We feel sorry for ourselves more.
In the end, the coffin ghost couldn't take it anymore, and forcibly used his ghost power to open a separate passage for Su Ling.
In the blink of an eye, Su Ling saw the tightly sealed stone wall in front of him, and suddenly opened a small door one person high.
Su Ling blinked and asked Sheng Ze: "What does this mean? Are you despising me?"
"I don't want to confront you, so I let you go." Sheng Ze replied calmly.
"But I can't go, I haven't caught that evil ghost yet." Su Ling pursed her lips, depressed.
The coffin ghost almost knelt down when he heard this.
Sheng Ze couldn't hold back when he heard this, rubbed Su Ling's head, and asked, "Where is that evil ghost, do you have any idea?"
"No." Su Ling sighed, "Most of the ghosts here are little ghosts, and the worst one is the coffin ghost. But it doesn't seem to be what I'm looking for."
——After all, what people eat is their own flesh, so there is no way to blame them.
"Besides, once the coffin ghost enters the Soul Requiem Coffin, there is nothing we can do. Otherwise, who of you knows how to open a museum?" Su Ling turned to look at her employees.
The bosses began to pretend to be weak every day.
"I can't, I can only seal coffins, not open them." Wu Juan explained.
"I'm an administrator, and I'm barely able to go out to work. I really don't understand the rune formation." Meng Xiaoman also shook his head.
"Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate..."
Just as Shi Kongzun started talking, he was interrupted by Su Ling who had a headache: "Forget it, forget it, I know you can't, don't read it."
The author has something to say: [Small Theater]
Brothers of the Chang family: There is a ghost in front, which one of you will go?
Shi Kongbu: I'm a monk, so I don't want to kill.
Meng Xiaoman: Hmm... How did you draw that ghost-suppressing talisman?
Judge Wu: I can try and see if I can kill them directly!
Sheng Ze: Forget it, let me come.
Su Ling immediately pushed Sheng Ze back and stared: "Newcomers, don't mess around!"You all stay behind for me, I'll go.
#On how to make an all-around boss? #
——Just have a bunch of lazy and showy employees.
------
The supernatural is the background, the cookies are the illusion, and the daily life of the sand sculptures of cheating and being cheated, of falling horses and reversing horses is the core, please enjoy freely~
Thanks to Ye Jingqian for the nutrient solution x52.
This is the biggest nutrient solution so far. This time, a piece of "Daily Lost Su Xiaoshou" will be randomly dropped, please check it~
"Wait, why does this look so familiar?" Su Ling stared dumbfounded at the identical stone tomb in front of him.
Meng Xiaoman hid behind Su Ling neatly, then poked his head out cautiously, and whispered: "Ghost, ghost hit the wall?"
Su Ling was also stunned, and fell into thinking about life - as a ghost, how could he encounter ghosts hitting the wall in this life? !
"Pfft." Sheng Ze shook his head amusedly, and joked, "You are a ghost, are you afraid of ghosts hitting the wall?"
After finishing speaking, he stepped forward, pushed open the stone door in front of him, and quickly scanned the furnishings inside.
——It can be said that he is very uncowardly.
"It's not a ghost hitting the wall. It's just that Boss Su lost his way and led us around a lot before returning to the original place." Sheng Ze said helplessly.
Su Ling: ...
shit.
Meng Xiaoman jumped out from behind Su Ling with a "hehe" smile, quite embarrassed that he was so scared just now.
She rubbed her nose and explained: "I'm an administrator, and I usually don't work outside the office."
Sheng Ze raised his eyebrows slightly, accepting this reason very well.Then, he looked at Su Ling with a half-smile.
Su Ling coughed in embarrassment, and entered the door with his hands behind his back, not forgetting to hold his respect and said: "Well, I still think this tomb is too weird, let's take a closer look."
Su Ling stepped into the tomb, and stared wide-eyed at the coffin ghost who was eating "barbecue" inside.
The coffin ghost only had half of its face left. When Su Ling entered the door, it was removing the meat from its own arm and roasting it on the firewood.
The coffin ghost looked at the people who had gone and returned, and the remaining half of his face was obviously confused.
Su Ling who witnessed "self-produced and self-marketed" with his own eyes: ...
Boss Su quickly exited the stone tomb, and said calmly: "Go back, let's not disturb others' meal."
The corner of Sheng Ze's mouth twitched, and while Su Ling wasn't paying attention, he flicked two fingers on the stone door casually.
The coffin ghost seemed to sense some danger, and the whole ghost became nervous, and then...
I was so scared that I performed an online meat loss on the spot.
Su Ling was so startled that his hairs stood on end!
After the coffin ghost became a "Bone Demon", after thinking about it, he felt that this was not enough, so he immediately performed the bones falling apart.
The 206 bones "splashed" all over the floor, and they scrambled to climb into the coffin.
When all the bones had been put into the black-painted coffin, the coffin's lid suddenly rose into the air, and the lid was sealed tightly with a "clang".
In the end, the coffin ghost even tied back the chains on the ground.
Coffin Ghost: Autistic.
Su Ling, who witnessed all this, turned her head in disbelief, pointed at herself and asked everyone: "Am I scary?"
"How could it be, you are cute." Sheng Ze immediately complied.
And all the employees who saw clearly how the ghost king bullied the coffin ghost with their own eyes took out their mobile phones behind their backs.
Entered the "promotion and salary increase annual salary million group".
【I'm not a nerd】:!
【Amitabha】:! ! !
[Meng Xiaoman is the most beautiful in the universe]:! ! ! ! !
The Chang brothers, who were on a business trip, were shocked by the exclamation marks on the screen, and simultaneously issued very meaningful symbols in the group.
[Brother Chang's family]:? ?
[Chang family brother]:? ? ? ? ? ?
——If anyone is looking at the screen at this moment, they must think that this is a group of snake spirits.
[I'm not a nerd]: My land!I believe you have just seen it...
【Amitabha】: I saw it, I saw it, it was terrible...
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] Beauty in the Universe]: I just said...it really is...
[Brother Chang's family]: ... If you don't speak clearly, believe it or not, we brothers will rebel tomorrow?
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] beauty in the universe]: Oh, I really don't know, come back and see for yourself!
The discussion in the group was in full swing, Meng Xiaoman buried his head in the whole process, and swiped his phone seriously, when suddenly, he heard a voice in his ear——
"What group is this?"
Meng Xiaoman's smile froze instantly.
She stiffened her neck, slowly raised her head, and saw Sheng Ze standing beside her, staring at her phone curiously.
Meng Xiaoman & Wu Juan & Shi Kongburied: ...
shit.
What the hell! ! !
"It seems to be quite lively, why don't you bring me one?" Sheng Ze took out his mobile phone as he spoke.
Meng Xiaoman really wanted to say no, but she didn't have the courage to say so.
So, a few seconds later, in the group——
"Nai Meng New Ghost, please take care of me and join this group."
[Brother of the Chang family]: You're selling too much, aren't you guys?
[Brother Chang's family]: Give me a keyword @我不是书儿
[Chang's younger brother]: Hey, is there a newcomer?
[Nai Meng New Ghost Seeking Care]: Hello, I'm the new driver, Sheng Ze.I just joined the company and I am not very familiar with the business, so please take care of me seniors^^
[Brother of the Chang family]: Welcome~ If you have any questions, just ask them in the group~
[Chang’s younger brother]: But this group is a staff complaint group, so the boss is not added, don’t let him find out:
[Brother Chang's family]: Yes.
[Nai Meng Xin Gui asks for care]: Thank you, you guys are so kind! [Grateful tears.jpg]
[Chang's younger brother]: It should.After a long time, you will know that everyone is actually very loving~ right?
【Amitabha】: Hehe.
[Meng Xiaoman is the most beautiful in the universe]: Hehe.
[I'm not a nerd]: Hehe.
Every company has a Tucao group that has abandoned the boss.
Su Ling Co., Ltd. is no exception.
The exception is that one day, a big boss suddenly mixed into this group.So, the style of painting in the group has changed since then.
Before Sheng Ze joined, the group was gossiping and gossiping. They were not soft-spoken, but after Sheng Ze joined, the group suddenly became quiet...
Until, Sheng Ze spoke again.
[Nai Meng Xin Gui asks for care]: Hey, why are you all silent?When I watched it on Xiaoman's mobile phone, the group was quite lively?
Wu Juan, Meng Xiaoman and Shi Kongbuy three ghosts dare not speak out!
——Why is everyone silent? Don’t you have a little x number in your heart?
However, since the ghost king has let go, they have to try their best to find something to talk about if there is no topic to talk about!
【Amitabha】: I think this channel has a total of ninety-nine and 81 candles.
[I'm not a nerd]: I think the ink used in the mural just now probably exceeded ten catties.
【Amitabha】: I think the material of the statue in front is steel instead of copper.
The Chang family brothers who don't know why: ...
Why has this group suddenly become so academic?
Forget about academics, the question is what is the use of these things that have been researched? !
Fortunately, there is also a relatively normal Meng Xiaoman.
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] Beauty in the Universe]: I think, um... the boss seems to be on the wrong track again...
[Nai Meng New Ghost Seeking Care]: √
For the eighth time, Sheng Ze pinched the back of Su Ling's neck to pull him back, and corrected him again: "It's turning left, not right."
Su Ling looked back and forth between the two passages, wondering: "Is there any difference between the two passages?"
"Yes." Sheng Ze smiled kindly, "We just passed the road on the right."
"Oh." Su Ling obediently walked to the left, feeling depressed while walking, "I really can't tell the difference between south, east and north here."
Sheng Ze was silent, and couldn't hold back: "You can tell the difference outside?"
Su Ling: "I can't tell the difference, but there is a signal outside, and I can use my mobile phone to navigate."
Sheng Ze: ...There are reasons and evidences, which cannot be refuted.
"Speaking of which, I've been walking for so long, why haven't I seen the way out yet?" Su Ling wondered.
They have been wandering around inside for so long, no matter how dull they are, they can still find something is wrong.
I'm afraid they are no longer in the haunted house, but have been brought to their lair somewhere by the ghosts.
"If you want to kill us, you haven't encountered any ghosts along the way; if you don't want to hurt us, why don't you let us out?" Su Ling became more and more strange as he thought about it.
Hearing this, Sheng Ze glanced back and couldn't help muttering in his heart - there is a ghost king behind you, a judge, a Meng Po, and a Ksitigarbha king, which ghost is so full that he dares to provoke you?
Sheng Ze could almost feel that the nearby ghosts were spontaneously avoiding them, and the nearest one was at least three meters away from them.
Moreover, everyone wished that they could go out quickly.A few bold ones secretly gave hints to guide the way.
It's just that they definitely didn't expect...
Su Lingneng is such an idiot.
As for the others.
Sheng Ze didn't want to expose himself too much, and Wu Juan and the others didn't dare to show too much presence in front of the Ghost King, so they all agreed to let Su Ling bump into it.
Ghosts: I feel sorry for Boss Su.
We feel sorry for ourselves more.
In the end, the coffin ghost couldn't take it anymore, and forcibly used his ghost power to open a separate passage for Su Ling.
In the blink of an eye, Su Ling saw the tightly sealed stone wall in front of him, and suddenly opened a small door one person high.
Su Ling blinked and asked Sheng Ze: "What does this mean? Are you despising me?"
"I don't want to confront you, so I let you go." Sheng Ze replied calmly.
"But I can't go, I haven't caught that evil ghost yet." Su Ling pursed her lips, depressed.
The coffin ghost almost knelt down when he heard this.
Sheng Ze couldn't hold back when he heard this, rubbed Su Ling's head, and asked, "Where is that evil ghost, do you have any idea?"
"No." Su Ling sighed, "Most of the ghosts here are little ghosts, and the worst one is the coffin ghost. But it doesn't seem to be what I'm looking for."
——After all, what people eat is their own flesh, so there is no way to blame them.
"Besides, once the coffin ghost enters the Soul Requiem Coffin, there is nothing we can do. Otherwise, who of you knows how to open a museum?" Su Ling turned to look at her employees.
The bosses began to pretend to be weak every day.
"I can't, I can only seal coffins, not open them." Wu Juan explained.
"I'm an administrator, and I'm barely able to go out to work. I really don't understand the rune formation." Meng Xiaoman also shook his head.
"Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate..."
Just as Shi Kongzun started talking, he was interrupted by Su Ling who had a headache: "Forget it, forget it, I know you can't, don't read it."
The author has something to say: [Small Theater]
Brothers of the Chang family: There is a ghost in front, which one of you will go?
Shi Kongbu: I'm a monk, so I don't want to kill.
Meng Xiaoman: Hmm... How did you draw that ghost-suppressing talisman?
Judge Wu: I can try and see if I can kill them directly!
Sheng Ze: Forget it, let me come.
Su Ling immediately pushed Sheng Ze back and stared: "Newcomers, don't mess around!"You all stay behind for me, I'll go.
#On how to make an all-around boss? #
——Just have a bunch of lazy and showy employees.
------
The supernatural is the background, the cookies are the illusion, and the daily life of the sand sculptures of cheating and being cheated, of falling horses and reversing horses is the core, please enjoy freely~
Thanks to Ye Jingqian for the nutrient solution x52.
This is the biggest nutrient solution so far. This time, a piece of "Daily Lost Su Xiaoshou" will be randomly dropped, please check it~
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