The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute
Chapter 5 The Haunted House
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] Beauty in the Universe]: ...Impossible.
[Little brother of the Chang family]: This sword doesn't look like an antique, but in recent years, hasn't the ghost king been in seclusion?Where did the ghost king order come from?
[Amitabha]: When did he retreat, at least 800 years ago?
[Chang's younger brother]: That's right.Are you sure, Your Honor?
【I'm not a nerd】: It's almost the same.
【Amitabha】: So you mean newcomers...?
【Amitabha】: Ellipses are forbidden, everyone understands.
Wu Juan was shocked and quickly typed to deny it.
[I'm not a nerd]: I never said that!
【Amitabha】: But our company benefits are not good, why are you here...
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] Beauty in the Universe]: Actually, instead of guessing endlessly, why don't you just ask yourself?
[Brother Chang's family]: Well, a good idea.But who is to ask?
【Amitabha】:……
【I'm not a nerd】: ...
The group was instantly as quiet as a chicken.
At this moment in the north of the city, several college students looked at each other.
The group of them had come to play the haunted house.As a result, they were not frightened much in the haunted house, but when they came out of the haunted house, they were frightened out of their wits——
In front of the door, a horrifying corpse was lying on the ground, blocking the way of the haunted house.
The dead body seemed to have fallen from some high altitude, its entire face was deformed and bloody.Moreover, under the dead body's head, dark blood was slowly oozing out, and it was about to seep to their feet.
—It seems that this person died not long ago.
The college students stepped back three meters in a tacit understanding.
Among the students, the most courageous one tentatively took two steps forward in the direction of the dead body.
Suddenly, as if startled, the dead body opened its eyes suddenly, staring at them with pale eyes.
College student: Damn it! ! !
The owner of the haunted house hid behind the students, trembling, and asked for help with a bitter face: "Can, can I trouble you to call the police for me?"
College Students:? ? !
As the owner of a haunted house, is it really okay for you to be so timid?
The police car was on the scene quickly, but...
The police officer circled around suspiciously. Then, he frowned and looked at the boss and several college students, and said seriously: "False reporting of a case is a serious violation of the police department's resources."
The owner of the haunted house wanted to cry, but tried to explain: "Really, I didn't talk nonsense, if you don't believe me, you can ask them!"
Several college students looked at me and I looked at you, and then nodded in unison in a dazed manner.
——In the blink of an eye, both the corpse and the dark red blood under the corpse disappeared without a trace.The horrible scene they saw before seemed to be an illusion.
The police officer was about to be annoyed, and asked with his hands on his hips, "You reported that someone died here, so what about the person?"
The owner of the haunted house was really wronged: "The corpse is clearly still there!"
The police officer sneered and said, "Okay, even if there is no body, there must be blood at the scene, right? Where's the blood?"
The owner of the haunted house was stunned, looked at the spotless concrete floor, and said in a daze, "Yeah, there was a big pool of blood just now..."
"Okay," the police officer said impatiently, "I don't have time to play any games with you. This time, I will give you a verbal warning. If you dare to lie again in the future, everyone will be detained for five days."
After finishing speaking, the police officer glared at them, and drove away in a police car.
——The owner of Tuliu Haunted House and the college students stared at each other.
After holding it in for a long time, several college students finally couldn't hold it anymore. They leaned over and half knelt on the ground, and studied it seriously for a long time: "Impossible, why is there nothing in the blink of an eye?"
The owner of the haunted house opened his mouth, gasped suddenly, shivered and said, "Isn't it, is it a ghost?"
The college students froze for a few seconds, then seemed to understand something, the fear on their faces gradually subsided, and they all laughed.
"Boss, you are too creative, you actually use fake corpses to scare people?"
"That is, I have played so many haunted houses, and you are the one who plays the most unreasonable one, boss."
"Hahaha I was really scared just now! But, boss, you actually cooperated with the police in acting, it's amazing!"
Haunted House Boss: ...
I'm not, I'm not, I'm really wronged.
The college students felt that they had found the truth, shoulder to shoulder, discussed enthusiastically, and left.
Being disturbed by such a disturbance, the owner of the haunted house also began to doubt—could it be that he really set up a trap and forgot about it?
He scratched his head inexplicably, turned around, and then made eye contact with the dead body he had seen before.
"Aww!!!" There was another horrific scream from the vicinity of the haunted house.
At ten o'clock in the morning, Su Ling answered a phone call.
After answering the phone, he fell silent.
"Boss, do you have a list?" Meng Xiaoman asked passing by.
Su Ling looked at him, touched his chin, and suddenly laughed: "Xiao Man, hasn't the company given you a holiday for a long time?"
Meng Xiaoman: "...Boss, if you want to ask anything, just say it."
Just don't laugh like this, look panicked.
Su Ling coughed lightly, and said kindly: "Do you want to go out and play?"
"Where are you going?" Meng Xiaoman asked cautiously.
"It's the newly opened playground in the north of the city. It's said that the reviews are quite good." Su Ling smiled like a wolf with a big tail, "Our company hasn't engaged in team building for a long time, let's go together today."
Meng Xiaoman glanced out the window with a strange expression: "Today?"
——The sky outside the window is gloomy, with black clouds overwhelming, and it seems to rain at any time.
Even when Xiao Man asked back, a bolt of lightning flashed in the sky in perfect cooperation.
Su Ling: ...
"Hey, it's weather like this, the playground won't be crowded." Su Ling said forcefully.
"Okay, I'll ask them." Meng Xiaoman replied hesitantly.
In the end, Meng Xiaoman still underestimated the yearning of these house ghosts for the playground.
"A business trip at public expense? You must go!" Shi Kongbu nodded without hesitation.
"It's been a long time since I went to the playground." Wu Juan also nodded.
As for Shengze?He can't have any ideas, as a driver, he just needs to follow Su Ling.
So, except for the two brothers of the Chang family who were on a business trip, the rest of the ghosts in the company unanimously approved the proposal.
"Xiao Man, you can come too, it's not good to stay in the house all the time." Su Ling cared considerately.
After being persuaded by the boss, Meng Xiaoman felt even more uneasy.
But in the end, everyone got in their own "car".
Meng Xiaoman's little eDonkey is pink, Shi Kongburied's little eDonkey is yellow, Wu Pan's little eDonkey is white, and Su Ling and Sheng Ze's little navy blue eDonkey...that's called a colorful, Gorgeous!
When he got near the playground, the ticket inspector looked up and saw four battery cars coming side by side.
Bro:……
This looks like a gang.
The scent is exactly the same.
Everyone has been doing ghosts for so many years, but it is rare to come to the playground.
As soon as they entered the door, Shi Kongzan and Wu Juan became excited first, standing in front of the merry-go-round horse, they couldn't help showing yearning expressions.
Meng Xiaoman, on the other hand, ran directly to the shooting place, and excitedly started shooting balloons with an air gun.
Su Ling twitched the corners of her mouth, and with a dark face, she lifted the people back one by one, forcing them to come to the door of the haunted house.
"A haunted house..." Wu Juan rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
"What's the point of a haunted house? These things don't scare us." Shi Kongbu showed disdain.
Meng Xiaoman curled his lips and nodded in agreement.
Su Ling ignored the complaining employees, but went directly to the owner of the haunted house and bought five tickets.
"If you get scared inside or if something happens, just yell at the camera, and we have special staff who will come to you." The owner of the haunted house pushed open the shutter door and told several people.
Ever since the dead body suddenly appeared and then disappeared, the owner of the haunted house has always been a little uneasy, so facing this group of people who looked very weak in front of him, he couldn't help but give more instructions.
"Don't worry, nothing will happen. However," Shi Kongbu suddenly smiled and asked the boss, "What should we do if the staff in the haunted house are scared by us?"
boss:? ? ?
Led by Su Ling and Sheng Ze, everyone passed through the rolling door in order and entered the haunted house.
The moment they entered the haunted house, the air in the house immediately dropped several degrees Celsius.And unlike the cold wind from the air conditioner, this coldness seemed to penetrate the bone marrow.
——It's really, really ghostly.
However, it's a pity that the group of people who came in are all old ghosts who have lived for thousands of years. Not only did they not feel any discomfort with such a temperature, but they even enjoyed it a little.
"In order to create a terrifying atmosphere, the temperature inside has been lowered." Shi Kongbu touched the cold wall and guessed leisurely.
The little ghost who was blowing on the back of the stone burial: ...
"And the background music should also be carefully selected, which can subconsciously give people a hint of horror." Meng Xiaoman also seemed to have no interest in exploring this haunted house.
The hanged ghost trying to make a charming ghost voice: ...
Su Ling walked in front, silent.
Sheng Ze was the first to realize that something was wrong with Su Ling, approached him calmly, and asked in a low voice, "What are you looking for?"
Su Ling shook her head, pressed her fingers on her lips, and silently made a gesture - "shh".
Sheng Ze raised his eyebrows clearly: "Did you trick them here on purpose?"
"Yeah." Su Ling smiled slyly, and explained, "This group of people is too lazy. It's a hot day, and if they have a task, they will just push each other and refuse to go out."
Sheng Ze nodded, and praised without principle: "The boss is really smart."
Su Ling scratched her ears, feeling a little hot inexplicably.
After walking a little further, at the corner ahead, suddenly, a skull fell from the ceiling.
The skull fell from the sky and just landed on the head of Su Ling who was walking in the front.
The skull grinned, and laughed "cuckoo quack" until the bones trembled.
Sit and wait to scream.jpg
Su Ling raised her eyebrows, grabbed the skull and looked at it.
The skull who hadn't waited to scream couldn't help but reminded: "Did you see clearly? There is no mechanism on my head."
——I, the skeleton ghost of real value.
"I see." Su Ling nodded very seriously.
Skull: ...
So boring.
After a while, the skull consciously fell from Su Ling's hand and bounced away.
After walking for a while, several people seem to have entered the stone tomb.
In the center of the tomb, there was a pitch-black coffin, and the coffin was densely wound with iron chains.
Wu Juan stepped forward, stroked the eight iron nails on the coffin lightly, and said with great interest, "Soul-suppressing nails, soul-locking coffins, there are actually real things in this haunted house."
The author has something to say: record the current situation of falling horses:
Accountant·Wu Judgment=Judge, Field Office·Stone Kongbuy=Ksitigarbha King, New Employee·Sheng Ze=Ghost King
There are two brothers from the Chang family who haven't appeared yet and Meng Xiaoman, the little beauty in charge. I think we should be able to guess who they are...?
----
Thanks for irrigation nutrient solution: Xun Yi 30 bottles, Sui Han 25 bottles, Civil Affairs Bureau 2 bottles
They are all generous little angels 23333~
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^
[Little brother of the Chang family]: This sword doesn't look like an antique, but in recent years, hasn't the ghost king been in seclusion?Where did the ghost king order come from?
[Amitabha]: When did he retreat, at least 800 years ago?
[Chang's younger brother]: That's right.Are you sure, Your Honor?
【I'm not a nerd】: It's almost the same.
【Amitabha】: So you mean newcomers...?
【Amitabha】: Ellipses are forbidden, everyone understands.
Wu Juan was shocked and quickly typed to deny it.
[I'm not a nerd]: I never said that!
【Amitabha】: But our company benefits are not good, why are you here...
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] Beauty in the Universe]: Actually, instead of guessing endlessly, why don't you just ask yourself?
[Brother Chang's family]: Well, a good idea.But who is to ask?
【Amitabha】:……
【I'm not a nerd】: ...
The group was instantly as quiet as a chicken.
At this moment in the north of the city, several college students looked at each other.
The group of them had come to play the haunted house.As a result, they were not frightened much in the haunted house, but when they came out of the haunted house, they were frightened out of their wits——
In front of the door, a horrifying corpse was lying on the ground, blocking the way of the haunted house.
The dead body seemed to have fallen from some high altitude, its entire face was deformed and bloody.Moreover, under the dead body's head, dark blood was slowly oozing out, and it was about to seep to their feet.
—It seems that this person died not long ago.
The college students stepped back three meters in a tacit understanding.
Among the students, the most courageous one tentatively took two steps forward in the direction of the dead body.
Suddenly, as if startled, the dead body opened its eyes suddenly, staring at them with pale eyes.
College student: Damn it! ! !
The owner of the haunted house hid behind the students, trembling, and asked for help with a bitter face: "Can, can I trouble you to call the police for me?"
College Students:? ? !
As the owner of a haunted house, is it really okay for you to be so timid?
The police car was on the scene quickly, but...
The police officer circled around suspiciously. Then, he frowned and looked at the boss and several college students, and said seriously: "False reporting of a case is a serious violation of the police department's resources."
The owner of the haunted house wanted to cry, but tried to explain: "Really, I didn't talk nonsense, if you don't believe me, you can ask them!"
Several college students looked at me and I looked at you, and then nodded in unison in a dazed manner.
——In the blink of an eye, both the corpse and the dark red blood under the corpse disappeared without a trace.The horrible scene they saw before seemed to be an illusion.
The police officer was about to be annoyed, and asked with his hands on his hips, "You reported that someone died here, so what about the person?"
The owner of the haunted house was really wronged: "The corpse is clearly still there!"
The police officer sneered and said, "Okay, even if there is no body, there must be blood at the scene, right? Where's the blood?"
The owner of the haunted house was stunned, looked at the spotless concrete floor, and said in a daze, "Yeah, there was a big pool of blood just now..."
"Okay," the police officer said impatiently, "I don't have time to play any games with you. This time, I will give you a verbal warning. If you dare to lie again in the future, everyone will be detained for five days."
After finishing speaking, the police officer glared at them, and drove away in a police car.
——The owner of Tuliu Haunted House and the college students stared at each other.
After holding it in for a long time, several college students finally couldn't hold it anymore. They leaned over and half knelt on the ground, and studied it seriously for a long time: "Impossible, why is there nothing in the blink of an eye?"
The owner of the haunted house opened his mouth, gasped suddenly, shivered and said, "Isn't it, is it a ghost?"
The college students froze for a few seconds, then seemed to understand something, the fear on their faces gradually subsided, and they all laughed.
"Boss, you are too creative, you actually use fake corpses to scare people?"
"That is, I have played so many haunted houses, and you are the one who plays the most unreasonable one, boss."
"Hahaha I was really scared just now! But, boss, you actually cooperated with the police in acting, it's amazing!"
Haunted House Boss: ...
I'm not, I'm not, I'm really wronged.
The college students felt that they had found the truth, shoulder to shoulder, discussed enthusiastically, and left.
Being disturbed by such a disturbance, the owner of the haunted house also began to doubt—could it be that he really set up a trap and forgot about it?
He scratched his head inexplicably, turned around, and then made eye contact with the dead body he had seen before.
"Aww!!!" There was another horrific scream from the vicinity of the haunted house.
At ten o'clock in the morning, Su Ling answered a phone call.
After answering the phone, he fell silent.
"Boss, do you have a list?" Meng Xiaoman asked passing by.
Su Ling looked at him, touched his chin, and suddenly laughed: "Xiao Man, hasn't the company given you a holiday for a long time?"
Meng Xiaoman: "...Boss, if you want to ask anything, just say it."
Just don't laugh like this, look panicked.
Su Ling coughed lightly, and said kindly: "Do you want to go out and play?"
"Where are you going?" Meng Xiaoman asked cautiously.
"It's the newly opened playground in the north of the city. It's said that the reviews are quite good." Su Ling smiled like a wolf with a big tail, "Our company hasn't engaged in team building for a long time, let's go together today."
Meng Xiaoman glanced out the window with a strange expression: "Today?"
——The sky outside the window is gloomy, with black clouds overwhelming, and it seems to rain at any time.
Even when Xiao Man asked back, a bolt of lightning flashed in the sky in perfect cooperation.
Su Ling: ...
"Hey, it's weather like this, the playground won't be crowded." Su Ling said forcefully.
"Okay, I'll ask them." Meng Xiaoman replied hesitantly.
In the end, Meng Xiaoman still underestimated the yearning of these house ghosts for the playground.
"A business trip at public expense? You must go!" Shi Kongbu nodded without hesitation.
"It's been a long time since I went to the playground." Wu Juan also nodded.
As for Shengze?He can't have any ideas, as a driver, he just needs to follow Su Ling.
So, except for the two brothers of the Chang family who were on a business trip, the rest of the ghosts in the company unanimously approved the proposal.
"Xiao Man, you can come too, it's not good to stay in the house all the time." Su Ling cared considerately.
After being persuaded by the boss, Meng Xiaoman felt even more uneasy.
But in the end, everyone got in their own "car".
Meng Xiaoman's little eDonkey is pink, Shi Kongburied's little eDonkey is yellow, Wu Pan's little eDonkey is white, and Su Ling and Sheng Ze's little navy blue eDonkey...that's called a colorful, Gorgeous!
When he got near the playground, the ticket inspector looked up and saw four battery cars coming side by side.
Bro:……
This looks like a gang.
The scent is exactly the same.
Everyone has been doing ghosts for so many years, but it is rare to come to the playground.
As soon as they entered the door, Shi Kongzan and Wu Juan became excited first, standing in front of the merry-go-round horse, they couldn't help showing yearning expressions.
Meng Xiaoman, on the other hand, ran directly to the shooting place, and excitedly started shooting balloons with an air gun.
Su Ling twitched the corners of her mouth, and with a dark face, she lifted the people back one by one, forcing them to come to the door of the haunted house.
"A haunted house..." Wu Juan rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
"What's the point of a haunted house? These things don't scare us." Shi Kongbu showed disdain.
Meng Xiaoman curled his lips and nodded in agreement.
Su Ling ignored the complaining employees, but went directly to the owner of the haunted house and bought five tickets.
"If you get scared inside or if something happens, just yell at the camera, and we have special staff who will come to you." The owner of the haunted house pushed open the shutter door and told several people.
Ever since the dead body suddenly appeared and then disappeared, the owner of the haunted house has always been a little uneasy, so facing this group of people who looked very weak in front of him, he couldn't help but give more instructions.
"Don't worry, nothing will happen. However," Shi Kongbu suddenly smiled and asked the boss, "What should we do if the staff in the haunted house are scared by us?"
boss:? ? ?
Led by Su Ling and Sheng Ze, everyone passed through the rolling door in order and entered the haunted house.
The moment they entered the haunted house, the air in the house immediately dropped several degrees Celsius.And unlike the cold wind from the air conditioner, this coldness seemed to penetrate the bone marrow.
——It's really, really ghostly.
However, it's a pity that the group of people who came in are all old ghosts who have lived for thousands of years. Not only did they not feel any discomfort with such a temperature, but they even enjoyed it a little.
"In order to create a terrifying atmosphere, the temperature inside has been lowered." Shi Kongbu touched the cold wall and guessed leisurely.
The little ghost who was blowing on the back of the stone burial: ...
"And the background music should also be carefully selected, which can subconsciously give people a hint of horror." Meng Xiaoman also seemed to have no interest in exploring this haunted house.
The hanged ghost trying to make a charming ghost voice: ...
Su Ling walked in front, silent.
Sheng Ze was the first to realize that something was wrong with Su Ling, approached him calmly, and asked in a low voice, "What are you looking for?"
Su Ling shook her head, pressed her fingers on her lips, and silently made a gesture - "shh".
Sheng Ze raised his eyebrows clearly: "Did you trick them here on purpose?"
"Yeah." Su Ling smiled slyly, and explained, "This group of people is too lazy. It's a hot day, and if they have a task, they will just push each other and refuse to go out."
Sheng Ze nodded, and praised without principle: "The boss is really smart."
Su Ling scratched her ears, feeling a little hot inexplicably.
After walking a little further, at the corner ahead, suddenly, a skull fell from the ceiling.
The skull fell from the sky and just landed on the head of Su Ling who was walking in the front.
The skull grinned, and laughed "cuckoo quack" until the bones trembled.
Sit and wait to scream.jpg
Su Ling raised her eyebrows, grabbed the skull and looked at it.
The skull who hadn't waited to scream couldn't help but reminded: "Did you see clearly? There is no mechanism on my head."
——I, the skeleton ghost of real value.
"I see." Su Ling nodded very seriously.
Skull: ...
So boring.
After a while, the skull consciously fell from Su Ling's hand and bounced away.
After walking for a while, several people seem to have entered the stone tomb.
In the center of the tomb, there was a pitch-black coffin, and the coffin was densely wound with iron chains.
Wu Juan stepped forward, stroked the eight iron nails on the coffin lightly, and said with great interest, "Soul-suppressing nails, soul-locking coffins, there are actually real things in this haunted house."
The author has something to say: record the current situation of falling horses:
Accountant·Wu Judgment=Judge, Field Office·Stone Kongbuy=Ksitigarbha King, New Employee·Sheng Ze=Ghost King
There are two brothers from the Chang family who haven't appeared yet and Meng Xiaoman, the little beauty in charge. I think we should be able to guess who they are...?
----
Thanks for irrigation nutrient solution: Xun Yi 30 bottles, Sui Han 25 bottles, Civil Affairs Bureau 2 bottles
They are all generous little angels 23333~
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^
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