The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

There are generally two ways for mortals to enter the underworld.

One is that after death, black and white impermanence arrests the soul, and the ferryman sends it across the underworld. During this period, all kinds of karma in the world are washed away, and those who have committed a lot of evil are sent to be punished; Memories, walk across the Naihe bridge, wade across the past life river, this life is completely over.

Of course, in recent years, due to black and white impermanence's passive sabotage (in fact, he went to Su Ling's company), the soul arresting process has basically been omitted. Now the king of Hades sends an automatic locator to each of the dead souls, allowing them to return to their own places.

The second type is like this group of students, or like the ghosts caught by Su Ling before, some formation or some big boss forcibly tore open the barrier of the underworld and sent people in.

It stands to reason that for the second type of entry, there is no need to go through so many processes.What's more, the location of the underworld that the formation is connected to is not near Huangquan.

However, Shengze, an enthusiastic and responsible "underworld tour guide", how could he have the heart to let the students' journey be full of regrets?

So, he took the pains to lead everyone around in a circle, and abruptly went back to Huangquan.

Shengze looked at the rushing yellow spring water, implemented the spirit of being a serious and responsible tour guide, and did not forget to patiently explain to everyone: "It is best to start from here, and you can experience the process of death almost completely."

The tone of the marketing is very similar to saying, "Everyone is here to die, and they don't need money anyway."

students:……

I don't want to experience it, thank you!

The ferryman was dozing off in a small boat. Suddenly, his whole body shivered, and he felt a strong sense of crisis in his heart.

The ferryman walked out of the boat restlessly, and saw the digital bosses coming towards him at a glance.

Meng Xiaoman and the others are actually quite low-key, and many ghosts have never seen their true faces, but the ferryman is an official, so not only does he know these big shots, but he is also a direct subordinate of these big shots...

Fear level x2!

The ferryman knelt on the ground with a strong desire to survive, bowed his head and said, "Ghost..."

Lord Ghost King, all adults, come here, and the little one deserves death if he loses and welcomes him far away!

This is the original sentence.

However, the moment the ferryman knelt on the ground, Sheng Ze sent him a voice transmission: 【Don't talk too much, just pretend you don't know us. 】

As a result, the ferryman's series of words were blocked in his throat.

Silly, white and sweet, with a dazed face, Su Ling who was kneeling inexplicably: "What the hell did you just say?"

Ferryman: "...what is the purpose of ghost friends coming here?"

Tour guide Sheng Zesheng put on a friendly and enthusiastic face, and said to the ferryman: "Please take us across the river."

The ferryman trembled: "Yes."

Su Ling tilted her head, looked at Sheng Ze, then at the ferryman, feeling strange: "Why are you kneeling down on us?"

Ferryman:! ! !

Sheng Ze immediately gave the ferryman a warning look.

The ferryman struggled to survive: "I didn't stand firm, I knocked."

Su Ling helped the ferryman up, and said with concern: "You should pay more attention to your body at ordinary times. Your bones are not as good as when you were young. Speaking of which, you are injured and we have to trouble you to ferry..."

The ferryman immediately said with a trembling voice, "No trouble, no trouble."

Su Ling thoughtfully stuffed an East China Sea Pearl into his hand, and smiled: "Thank you, it's hard work."

The ferryman trembled even more: "Don't dare to take it, don't dare to take it."

Su Ling blinked, and said with concern: "Why are you shaking so much?"

The ferryman struggled to choke out a single word: "...cold."

"It's quite cold." A student rubbed the goosebumps on his hands and agreed.

Su Ling looked at the ferryman in surprise: "Hell is cloudy, it's normal for them to feel cold, you haven't gotten used to it after so many years of ferrying?"

Ferryman: ... dare not speak.

Su Ling was very considerate: "I have osteoporosis and I'm afraid of the cold, so it's too embarrassing for me to take another ferry. Why don't you talk to King Hades and change to a more casual position to retire?"

The ferryman was about to cry—don't you always say this in front of these leaders?

After all, I really have to retire!

But there was only one boat by the roadside of Huangquan, so in the end, it was the ferryman who shook his trembling hands and slowly swayed...

engine.

——After all, it is not the ancient times, as if no one has a mechanical device.

The ferryman held the steering wheel, his back standing firmly.

He is using his whole body to show Shengze and the others that he is still young, and he is really capable, really QAQ!

This small boat looks small, but after actually entering the boat, I realized that the space inside can be expanded.It was the first time for the students to come to the underworld, and they were so excited about it that they ran back and forth twice to touch all the decorations inside.

"It's about the same as a big ship in the mortal world!"

After all, they are young, and the students are very receptive, and they have adapted well to the "one-day tour of the underworld" without being nervous.

"It's almost the same. After all, the underworld has to keep pace with the times." Su Ling explained to them with a smile, "But there are many differences... For example, the tattered tortoise shell in your hand is actually a tortoise shell." Something from the Shang Dynasty."

The student shook his hand and almost slipped the tortoise shell to the ground.

Carefully putting the tortoise shell back in place, he wiped the sweat from his forehead, heaved a sigh of relief, and was about to lean on the wooden railing next to him.

"Be careful, it was embedded in the Tang Dynasty, I'm afraid it won't be able to bear your weight." Su Ling reminded.

The student silently retracted his hand and decided to make it a safe and harmless sculpture.

In the fear of destroying the antiques if they are not careful, the students finally reached the other side of the underworld.

Tour guide Shengze conjured a small red flag out of thin air, held it high in his hand, and greeted everyone: "Come on, the next stop is the evaluation platform. After death, good and evil in life are judged here. Well, since everyone It’s not an undead, so it’s a pity that this process can’t be experienced by everyone.”

Students: wish for it!

"However, it's okay to have a look." Sheng Ze suddenly changed the topic.

Sheng Ze stepped aside, and the students saw ghosts lined up, waiting to be called.

When the number is called, there will be a man dressed like a scholar who will pick up a stone and describe in detail the sins and good deeds of his life.There are about seven or eight such scholars—due to some special reasons, the judge neglected his duties, so they had to be replaced by young men for a while.

Hearing the movement, the ghosts in line all turned their heads curiously.Seeing this group of students full of anger, many people showed surprise in their eyes.

The scholar also glanced at it intentionally or unintentionally, and then he was stunned.

The scholars kneeling on the stage said in unison, "Congratulations..."

——Congratulations, Lord Judge, we can finally stop working!

Of course, this sentence is still not finished.

After the judge transmitted the sound to them, the expressions on the faces of the scholars were all as if they were constipated, neither when they were kneeling nor when they got up.

You especially had to endure the serious questioning of Su Ling who turned into a curious baby: "Congratulations to Pan? Why are you kneeling too?"

In the awkward silence, one of the scholars answered wittily: "Congratulations to Pangu for his eons of history. I can't help but admire Pangu within five years."

"Oh..." Su Ling scratched her head, thought for a while, and bowed to the west.

Not far away, Meng Xiaoman looked at the silly and sweet Su Ling, and sighed: "I always feel that we are a bit wicked."

Shi Kongbu nodded: "To tell you the truth, I also blame myself a little bit."

Chang Bai pondered for a moment, and said, "Why don't you just take this opportunity and confess."

"No." Before others could speak, Sheng Ze vetoed it first.

Although Shi Kongbu also felt that this idea was not good, he still couldn't help asking: "Why?"

Sheng Ze gave him a meaningful look, but instead of saying a word, he waved to Su Ling.

"Let me ask you, tell the truth." Sheng Ze lowered his voice mysteriously, and said, "What kind of ghost do you think the judge is?"

Su Ling had an expression of "you're teasing me": "You ask me this in this place, what do you want me to say?"

"He can't hear it, so we're the only ones here to hear it." Sheng Ze thought for a while, and found a ready-made excuse, "We don't know anything about these, so if we see the judge and others, we should be mentally prepared .”

Su Ling thought for a while, then nodded: "Okay, but you can't say it!"

All the ghosts nodded in unison.

Su Ling lowered his voice: "Judge, he's just a nerd."

Wu Pan clutched his little heart tightly, and took two steps back in grief.

Su Ling misunderstood his expression, and hurriedly said: "It's different from you, the judge's bookishness... is as stubborn as a cow, do you understand? It's not a cute bookworm like you, it's the kind of The kind of nerd who feels tired every time he says a word."

Wu Juan: ...that sounds even more heart-wrenching.

"What about Ksitigarbha?" Sheng Ze asked again.

Su Ling pursed her lips, not very happy: "Stingy."

"What about black and white impermanence?"

"A dead face, a smiling tiger."

"Where's Granny Meng?"

"Little black material expert, anyway, if you meet her, don't agree to drink her soup!"

Su Ling looked at Meng Xiaoman, and muttered again: "But this is quite similar to Xiaoman..."

Sheng Ze stopped the topic in a timely manner and did not intend to continue asking.

However, Shi Kongzan, Meng Xiaoman and other ghosts all spoke together, "What about the ghost king?"

Su Ling pursed her lips, showing a look of admiration and admiration, and whispered: "If I meet Lord Ghost King, can you help me get an autograph? Although the Lord is very kind, this behavior is too idiot Well, I've always been embarrassed..."

Meng Xiaoman and others: ... Angry!

And kick over this bowl of dog food.

"Anyway, if you meet Judge Wuchang, Meng Po, Ksitigarbha, etc.," Su Ling said solemnly, "you can hide as far as you can. Among these big figures, the only one who can observe closely without danger is the king of hell. , only the ghost king."

Meng Xiaoman and others:? ? ?

Boss, your thinking is very wrong, do you know it!

The misunderstanding here is simply too big!

Satisfied with the answer, Sheng Ze sent Su Ling to find the students, then he turned around, spread his hands at the ghosts, and asked, "Do you still want to confess your identity now?"

"Frankly, grandpa! My conscience doesn't hurt suddenly, not only does it not hurt, but now I feel that my temper is simply too good!" Shi Kongbu said harshly.

"Whoever wants to talk can say it, but you have to say it well. I can only talk about myself, and the identity of my aunt is not allowed to be revealed." Meng Xiaoman snorted coldly.

"We never said that we are not impermanent, but didn't the boss also ask?" Chang Bai spread his hands innocently, and concluded, "So there is no deception between us brothers."

"I can't say, you have forgotten the purpose of our company?" Wu Juan reminded, "Didn't we agree before that we can work part-time, and we must implement the twelve-character policy—"

"Boss, charge forward!" All the ghosts said in unison.

"anything else?"

"Employees eat and wait to die!"

Wu Pan clapped his hands together, and spread them out again: "It's all right, so don't expose yourself. Anyway, there are some little ghosts who know you, big ghosts, you all hurry up and say hello, the oolong just now can't No more!"

With one sentence from Wu Juan, the course of action of all the big brothers and ghosts was determined.

Only Sheng Ze said with a speechless expression: "Excuse me, does your boss know such a wise twelve-character policy?"

The author has something to say: I think I can change my name, how about changing it to "The Big Bosses in the Whole Hell Are Killing"?