The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

On the street paved with blue bricks, the little boy with hanging hair jumped up and down, biting the sugar figurine in his mouth, and sang inarticulately while clapping his hands: "Beauty pearls, beauty tears, beauty meets several times in dreams. Dad A Niang came to be a matchmaker, and a letter of engagement crossed the door."

At this time, a thin hand touched the little boy's head, and a playful voice sounded from the side: "You are so young, do you know about courtship?"

Such a scene flashed through Su Ling's mind.

But when I think about it, I can't think of anything else.

After recovering, Sheng Ze still stood where he was, looking at him quietly, with indescribable tension in his eyes.

Su Ling shook her head, cleared the scene in her mind, and explained: "I seem to have heard it from a nursery rhyme."

Sheng Ze didn't expect this answer, and was taken aback.

Su Ling scratched her head and said casually, "I'm not the only one who has heard it, the children on the street are singing it."

Sheng Ze couldn't help feeling a little lost.

But time has passed, and that person doesn't know how many reincarnations he has been reincarnated in, so he can't say how sad he is, but more melancholy.

Su Ling blinked and asked curiously, "Is this a token of love from someone else?"

——Looking at the meaning of that nursery rhyme, this is obviously for the next hire, right?

Sheng Ze laughed suddenly, and flicked Su Ling's head: "What are you thinking? It's just that I was injured at the time, and that person gave me Yao Wangzhu to save my life. After I recovered, I didn't need it anymore."

Su Ling rubbed her head, said "Oh", and said with difficulty: "I really haven't heard that this is a medicine."

Sheng Ze thought for a while, and patiently explained to him: "Actually, to be precise, we call it medicine jade. There is a kind of ancient tree whose sap condenses like fat and jade, and can be used as medicine, so it is called medicine jade. Medicine king pearl In fact, it is made by taking the largest piece of cream and fusing several other materials."

"It sounds reasonable and well-founded, but it can even cure diseases in the mother's womb. This king of medicine is quite powerful." Su Lingling said with emotion.

Sheng Ze smiled and said, "Indeed, Yao Wang didn't reincarnate after his death, he just lived in that small ditch next to Sansheng Stone."

Su Ling: "...wait a minute, isn't that old Chinese medicine man living in the small valley next to Sansheng Stone?"

Sheng Ze raised his eyebrows: "You know each other?"

Su Ling simply didn't know what to say: "What's more? He still owes me a lot of money for drinks. You also know that Western medicine is more developed now, and ghosts don't pay much attention to health preservation, so his medical clinic business is not very good. ..."

Sheng Ze suddenly said: "No wonder, he always misses the years of war in the underworld."

Su Ling nodded with deep empathy: "After all, there were a lot of fights back then, and there were many ghosts with missing arms and legs."

"Hey, are you talking about old Chinese medicine ghost?" Meng Xiaoman's voice cut in.

Su Ling turned her head and looked, okay, Meng Xiaoman, Wu Pan, and Shi Kongzun didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and they all came here to watch the fun.

"I lost my head once before, and that old Chinese doctor helped me pick it up." Meng Xiaoman said.

"Oh, he also helped me raise my eyeballs, and my myopia is cured." Shi Kongzun added.

"He also helped me shave my face," said Wu Juan.

Su Ling: "...wait a minute, shave your face?"

The ghosts looked at Wu Pan with subtle eyes.

Wu Juan said sadly and angrily: "Why do you all look at me with that kind of eyes? My face was injured and asked him to repair it for me. What's wrong? It's not plastic surgery!"

"Cough cough," Su Ling looked away guiltily, circling the ghosts, and asked strangely, "Where's Xiao Wu?"

Chang Bai leaned against the little tree and yawned boredly: "I was taken away by a ghost."

Su Ling was stunned: "Where did you go?"

Chang Bai: "Let's go to the library."

"Is it the shadow ghost just now? So he brought us to the grove to divert the tiger away from the mountain?" Su Ling was very surprised at the IQ of this shadow ghost.

Chang Bai frowned uncertainly: "Is that so?"

Hearing this, Sheng Ze suddenly chuckled.

—— Instantly attracted the attention of all the ghosts present.

Sheng Ze pinched the back of Su Ling's neck, and said with a smile: "Speaking of which, this ghost is quite similar to you."

Su Ling squeezed her nose in dissatisfaction: "What are you talking about? He is so thin, and I am so big."

Sheng Ze glanced at someone's thin body, and raised his eyebrows noncommittally: "Do you know why you came to Xiaoshulin?"

"Because he, like you, lost his way."

Chang Wu walked on the back mountain path with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

The shadow ghost came to his ear to confuse him again while people were not paying attention, so Chang Wu was not polite, pretending to be deceived, and quietly left following the sound.

however……

I have been wandering around the back mountain for more than half an hour. Is this ghost going to end?

Chang Wu pursed his lips impatiently, and decided to allow it to hang around for another 10 minutes, and if he didn't go out, he would tie him up with a soul chain and torture him.

After another 9 minutes, Chang Wu finally walked out of the range of the back mountain.

"Grass! Finally came out!"

A slight, unbearable violent curse sounded in Chang Wu's ear.

Chang Wu was a little speechless.

After walking down the back mountain, the ghost's ability to recognize the way improved a lot. After leading him around the school for two hours, he successfully found the library.

It's epic!

After Chang Wu entered, the library immediately closed the door.

It was dark all around, and there was only a path in front of him, which led to a nondescript desk.

"Welcome to the test." A majestic voice sounded in the space.

"The full score of this test is 100, and the passing score is 60. Only students with qualified scores have the opportunity to leave."

Chang Wu sat on the chair with a sullen face, expressionless, and looked down, okay——

"National High School Unified Examination Mock Questions (Comprehensive Paper)"

"The test lasts for 2 hours, and the paper will be handed in immediately after the time is up. Please hurry up. Those who do not want to answer the question will be given zero points and will be fined for three days in a dark room." The voice reminded faintly.

Chang Wu picked up the black pen and quickly started answering the questions.

An hour and a half later, Chang Wu handed in the exam.

After 1 minute, the shadow ghost in the library exploded.

"Zero points! All wrong! Shut up in confinement!" The shadow ghost was furious.

Chang Wu frowned, confused and said: "Impossible, Xiaobai said that the probability of choosing B and C is the highest for the multiple-choice questions, there is no reason not to guess both correctly."

The shadow ghost almost acted for him to die in place, and said angrily: "But what I asked was to fill in the blanks!"

The first question of the test paper:

As shown in the figure, given point O and point A..., find the length of OP as ___________.

Chang Wu Answer: C

The second question of the test paper:

If the intersection of A and B is ..., then the relationship of A and B is ____________.

Chang Wu Answer: B

Chang Wu was silent for a moment, and said seriously: "Then you look at the big question, I did it myself."

The shadow ghost took a few deep breaths, barely suppressed his anger, and looked down again.

The next second, the shadow ghost was so angry that he vomited blood on the spot with a "wow".

——Ghosts don't have real blood, what they spit out is real energy!

Topic [-] (Physics):

In a semicircular homogeneous magnetic field with a radius of R, an electron with a mass of m and an electric charge of q... Find: the ejection direction and velocity of the particle.

Chang Wu answered:

According to life experience, if it is in the human world, the direction of the particles should be like this...

But if it is in the underworld, the direction of the particle may be... or it may be... or even... The key depends on whether it is in the Hall of the King of Hell, the Hall of the Administration, or the Hall of the King of Ghosts.

Of course, I think as a particle, it shouldn't be so mischievous.So if it can be found with conscience halfway, it may stand still in the end.

The shadow ghost inexplicably felt that he had a heart attack due to anger, and he clutched his chest and said bitterly: "It's fine if you don't know physics, and you don't know anything about chemistry. Look at the equation you wrote. What is this? Turning stone into gold, is it possible?" ?”

Chang Wu thought seriously for two seconds, then nodded: "I can do it."

Shadow Ghost: ...

Chang Wu was thrown into the small black room by the unbearable shadow ghost.

It is said to be a small black room, but it is actually a small room in a library.Bookshelves were piled up in all directions of the room. Chang Wu stretched out his hand and touched it lightly, and a copy of "Physics Textbook for Middle School Students" on the bookshelf flew into his hand spontaneously.

Chang Wu flipped through a few pages without interest, and suddenly raised his voice, asking Shadow Ghost: "What will happen if I don't read these?"

"Then you won't be able to get out again!" Shadow Ghost said ferociously.

With a movement of Chang Wu's fingers, he conjured up a chair out of thin air, sat on it calmly, and replied, "Okay."

The shadow ghost was a little confused: "What's the matter?"

Chang Wu said with a sullen face, "I won't go out."

Shadow Ghost was in a hurry: "If you stay here, you won't be able to eat, sleep, or play with your phone."

Chang Wu was unmoved at all: "I don't need it."

"You, you will regret it!" The shadow ghost left angrily.

When not reading, the little black room is empty and pure white.Only after Chang Wu started to think about reading, the surrounding bookshelves would reappear.

Chang Wu sat calmly in the middle of the room, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

After an unknown amount of time, Chang Wu suddenly opened his eyes.His eyeballs turned blood red at some point, and he was staring at the high wall with the same indifferent expression on his face.

——Just now, the gravity in the room suddenly increased several times, making it almost impossible to breathe.

With a thought in mind, Chang Wu closed his eyes again.

The gravity in the room slowly decreased, and then, the air suddenly became extremely hot.

……

After tossing and tossing for a long time, the shadow ghost looked at Chang Wu who was still calm and silent, and had some faint doubts about the ghost.

Chang Wu raised his eyebrows and suddenly smiled.

It's just that this smile is a little evil.

"Your soul and body are unstable, and you can only rely on the shadows of others, so to seal such a small room, you have already exhausted all your spiritual power." Chang Wu's indifferent voice sounded lazily.

"If you shut me up, you won't be able to confuse other students, will you?" Chang Wu's blood-red eyes fixed on a void, forcefully forcing the shadow ghost to appear.

The shadow ghost fell to the ground, angrily... begging for mercy: "Can I let you out?"

"Not good." Chang Wu said willfully, "If I don't pass the exam, I will definitely not go out."

Shadow Ghost:? ? ?

As far as your academic level is concerned... If you want to occupy the little black room, just say so!

The author has something to say: Shadow Ghost: What are you testing for?Free fall unaffected by gravity, possible?

Chang Wu: I can.

Shadow Ghost: And chemistry, turning stone into gold?

Chang Wu: I can.

Shadow Ghost: Let’s talk about creatures, how can cross-species reproduce offspring?

Chang Wu: Why not?It doesn't matter if the relationship between people and ghosts is over.

Shadow Ghost: ...I regret it. I made a mistake in not believing in the saying "children can be taught". Some ghosts, he really can't be saved.

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Congratulations to today's krypton gold bosses for getting the drop [Chang Wu's Cheat Sheet]——

Thanks to the little angel who voted [Mine]: There is one Fusu in the mountain;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [Nutrition Solution]: 20 bottles of Suihan; 5 bottles of Xiaoyu, Lingyin said she was dead, purple wind chimes, snow rabbits, promises are not old.

[Chang Wu's Cheat Sheet]: Exam passing skills - guess the BC of the small questions, write all the big questions, and try to break the zero score.

Congratulations to Shanyou Fusu and Suihan for the extra chance of being locked in the small black house by the shadow ghost.

[Little Black House BUFF]: 24h time limit, memory x2, intelligence x2 during the period, you must pass every exam, and you must know what you see.

(There are a lot of plots today (a ghost), so I have to pretend not to see some cuties who are trying to open the back door and ask for emoticons)