The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

The third team explored the library for the second time, but failed.

Meng Xiaoman pouted, unhappy: "This ghost is too difficult to coax."

Su Ling was puzzled: "Our group of students, there are all thin, fat, tall, short, men and women, how can we look down on none of them?"

Sheng Ze leisurely blew away the foam from the tea leaves, "Maybe it's because of his good looks."

Su Ling: "...Although this sounds like a shame, it really makes sense."

Sheng Ze reassured: "Don't worry too much, you put a life-saving talisman on each of those students, and they won't die."

Su Ling sighed: "That's the only way to go."

The third inspection of the library had to be postponed because they ushered in a very exciting...

midterm.

Just three days later.

"With my pride, I will absolutely not allow my employees to be at the bottom of the exam." Su Ling said solemnly, "There are still three days before the exam, and it happens that ghosts don't need to sleep, so there is still time for everyone to hug each other."

"Think twice, boss!" Shi Kongzun was startled.

Meng Xiaoman tried his best to dissuade him: "Yes, boss, have you listened to today's class? I have never heard of celestial bodies, sports, or gravity."

Wu Juan nodded vigorously: "I have been busy with Baidu for the whole class, what do these terms mean."

Su Ling waved his hand and said resolutely, "Stop talking, I've made up my mind."

All the ghosts wailed for an instant.

Sheng Ze took a look at him, bowed his head slowly, and began to blow the tea leaves wheezingly.

……

Under the coercion of the boss who refused to admit defeat, the ghosts had to start a hard study career.

As a result, the latest gossip began to circulate in the school.

"Have you heard? The new transfer student is not only handsome, but also very eager to learn."

"I heard from the students in Class [-] that they were memorizing words even during radio gymnastics!"

"The school girls have worked so hard, what reason do I have for mortals to be lazy?"

"That's right! I haven't fully digested the physics class I took today, so I'll go back and read now!"

"I'm going to do the wrong question set!"

"I, I'm going to make up for last week's homework..."

There was a sudden enthusiasm for learning in the school.

Between each class, students bicker with each other every day, and set a flag that the class with the highest average score will call their father.

Even the conversations that friends and best friends meet on campus are like this——

"Morning, have you studied today?"

"Got it, did you get full marks for yesterday's homework?"

The teachers are simply going crazy with joy!

All the ghosts in the vortex of public opinion: ...

No, listen to me, it's a misunderstanding.We are scumbags, really!

Under the double threat of exam pressure and public opinion pressure, the tops of the employees' heads began to become bald at a speed visible to the naked eye.

In order to keep his hair, Meng Xiaoman officially gave up on the first night, and put down the heavy words, saying that he would rather have his salary deducted than study mathematics again;

At noon the next day, Chang Wu, Chang Bai, and Shi Kongbu followed suit to abstain;

On the second night, even Su Ling couldn't bear it anymore, and closed the chemistry book angrily.

Su Lingxin complained bitterly: "When I close my eyes now, my mind is full of——Qinghai Li Pipeng, talking about single adoptive parents."

"The beauty is returned to zero, and the green duck is left behind." Wu Juan answered subconsciously.

He froze for a moment, covered his face sadly: "It's over, I can't control myself anymore."

"Odd changes and even remains the same, the symbols look at the quadrant." Chang Wu sighed, "It's very brainwashing."

"Same-sex repels and opposite-sex attracts," Chang Bai added.

"There are still three shorts and one long to choose the long, three longs and one short to choose the short, two longs and two shorts to choose C." Shi Kongzhe said with his fingers broken.

All the ghosts turned their heads and looked at him blankly.

Shi Kongbu: "...what's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Su Ling looked at him lovingly, "Suddenly I feel that the slogan you recited is the most effective."

Shi Kongbu: It sounds so inexplicably sad... What's going on...

Su Ling concluded sadly: "Oh, anyway, life is too difficult for children now!"

With a mask on his face and a thin layer of cucumber slices on each eyelid, Meng Xiaoman agreed: "In the past, people had to take the imperial examination for ten years, but now people have to prepare for the college entrance examination within three years. It's too hard to be human." gone."

"It's said that the results of the mid-term exam will be made public. We've made such a big commotion these days, it's embarrassing." Su Ling sighed sadly while resting her chin.

Sheng Ze, who had been silent all this time, raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and reminded in a calm manner: "Actually, it only needs one of us who can do the questions."

Su Ling: "Ah, isn't this bad?"

Sheng Ze sneered, and clicked on the physics book in front of him.

Su Ling changed his words instantly: "But in special times, special treatment."

Sheng Ze smiled without saying a word, his eyes swept over all the ghosts present.

Following his gaze, Su Ling suddenly said, "That's right, the question now is—who is the only lucky goose."

Shi Kongzang immediately pointed at himself, and concluded very self-aware: "I, a monk, can do nothing but chant scriptures and worship Buddha."

Su Ling questioned the first half of the sentence in confusion: "Can you still chant scriptures and worship Buddha?"

Sheng Ze almost choked: "Pfft."

Ksitigarbha: ...

Although I drink and eat meat and swear, I am really a bodhisattva!

Meng Xiaoman followed up: "Also, it's really not that I'm lazy, it's just that I can't do anything else except cooking."

Su Ling immediately recalled the little biscuits that Xiaoman made before, shuddered, and said repeatedly: "No, no, don't show your cooking skills!"

Meng Xiaoman pouted dissatisfiedly.

Chang Bai said self-consciously: "Not to mention my brother and I, all the skills of this life have been added to this face."

Su Ling took a serious look at the facial features of the two brothers, and said convincingly, "Indeed."

As for the driver brother Sheng Ze, in Su Ling's mind, he has always been a useless vase, as long as it is placed, as long as it is placed...

As a result, there was only one "intellectual" left in the audience.

Wu Juan ignorantly met the fiery gazes of all the ghosts, and asked in confusion, "Why do you all look at me?"

Su Ling patted him heavily on the shoulder: "Little judge, it's up to you."

Shi Kongzun nodded and nodded: "That's right, Brother Xiaopan, didn't you win the number one prize in your life? It's just physics, chemistry, biology, mathematics, English, absolutely no problem!"

Wu Pan opened his mouth, and was about to argue, but suddenly saw Sheng Ze look up, and smiled lightly at him.

Wu Juan was instantly scared to death.

Sheng Ze imitated the boss and smiled: "If you fail the exam, I believe someone will not let you go."

Judge Wu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? !

Very good, now the remaining half of life is also scared.

Su Ling nodded again and again, and threateningly said: "Yes! If Wu Juan fails the exam, I will never let you go!"

Ghosts: ...

Boss, you are so naive.

Amidst Wu Pan's cries of death and life, they finally ushered in the midterm exam once a semester.

The examination room this time was randomly assigned. However, Su Ling and the gang of insidious ghosts cheated in the lottery system by relying on their own deception, and judged everyone's positions in a circle around Wu.

Wu Pan tremblingly held a tissue and kept wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.

This midterm exam was much more nervous than his previous palace exam.

If you fail the palace exam, at most you will not be an official, and if you fail the midterm exam, you will die!

——Although Lord Judge died long ago, even the grass on the grave has grown into a towering tree.

"Don't be nervous. The midterm exam won't be too difficult. Most of the questions are basic questions. You will be fine." Ai Xi comforted him friendly.

"Well, we also have the confidence." Su Ling readily agreed.

Wu Juan wiped his sweat frantically.

Ai Xi has a good impression of them who are serious about their study attitude, so he rarely joked: "Your deeds have spread all over the school, and now the dean can't wait to give you a medal."

Wu Juan is now more than just sweating on his forehead.

His whole body involuntarily began to sweat (sweat), as if he had been fished out of a swimming pool. His whole body was drenched, and there was even a small puddle of water stains under his feet.

Ai Xi stared at him dumbfounded, and said worriedly, "Are you okay? You won't be short of water, right?"

Wu Pansheng shook his head dispassionately, but he replied in a wrong way: "I just regret it a little bit."

Ai Xi was puzzled: "What do you regret?"

Judge Wu was about to cry: "I regret that I didn't find an apprentice earlier to pass on the mantle of my master."

——It’s good now, what should I do if there will be no judges in the underworld?

Ai Xi: Huh? ?

The bell rang, and everyone finally finished the last test.

In the past two days, Wu Pan has come back to life from a life of death, died again, and came back to life again... His mentality has been tempered to a state of disillusionment.

Shi Kongzun looked at Wu Pan with satisfaction and surprise, and exclaimed: "You have finally opened up the wisdom of Buddhism and entered the door of Buddhism."

Wu Juan bowed expressionlessly: "Amitabha."

Shi Kongzun clasped his palms together, and said in return: "It's good, it's good."

Meng Xiaoman: ...

Fuck, one Ksitigarbha is not enough, now there is another crazy one!

Lord Yan Wang is afraid that he will die of anger.

H's grades were higher quickly, and two days later, the rankings and scores of all the students in the school were posted on the bulletin board.

Wu Pan ran to look up Sheng Ze's name immediately, and then breathed a sigh of relief—full marks in Chinese, excellent in English, good in physics and chemistry, passable in math, and above-average overall.

After reading Mr. Ghost King's, Wu Juan looked at his grades again - full marks in Chinese, full marks in English, full marks in chemistry and biology, excellent in physics and mathematics.

This result can be said to be very against the sky.

Su Ling looked at the full marks in this row, and was amazed: "Scholar's can't, and ours can't, it's really not the same thing."

Wu Pan put his sleeves on and started pretending to be a wolf with a big tail, he smiled and said modestly: "It's too ridiculous, it's too ridiculous."

Fortunately, with the help of Wu Juan, the others also got relatively satisfactory results, and there was no tragedy of failing a single subject.only one...

Su Ling pointed to Chang Wu's name, puzzled: "Little Wu, why didn't you pass any one?"

Chang Wu's face was dark and he didn't say a word.

Chang Bai thought for a while, and suddenly felt blessed, and asked him: "Brother, did you not read Wu Pan's test paper?"

They ghosts have all-seeing eyes, so it's easy to read a test paper.So when Sheng Ze said, "Everyone only needs to have one person to take the exam", everyone understood the subtext behind it, and followed suit shamelessly.

But it seems that Chang Wu did not understand the deep meaning behind this...

Chang Wu's face was sullen, and after holding back for a long time, he cursed angrily: "Hmph, heresy, it's not a lesson!"

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

As employees of Suling Company, everyone has advantages!

Xiaoman: I'm good at cooking.

Air burial: I eat less.

Shengze: I am good at math.

Wu Juan: I have principles.

Impermanence: I have a high IQ x2.

Su Ling: I never force my employees.

Ai Xi:? ? ?Are you sure you're not laughing at yourself?

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The cutie who is irrigating today can get [a mid-term test paper], the subjects are random, remember to hand in yoooo~

感谢为我灌溉营养液的小天使：百变小樱x58；岁寒x40；yukinasamax30；水澜樱x22；鲭辉x20；细雨x10；喵x10；20817932x1；不染人间桃李花x1；叶九柒x1。

I heard that everyone loves emoticons, so I will post another set today.Congratulations to Variety Sakura, Suihan, and Yukinasama for getting a set of emoticons of [I love learning, learning and loving me], which contains quotations:

1. The beauty is returned to zero, and the green duck cover is left.

2. Odd changes and even remains unchanged, the symbol depends on the quadrant.

3. Same sex repels, opposite sex attracts.

4. Three shorts and one long choose long, three longs and one short choose short.

5. ABCD ranks AD, choose B and choose C depends on fate.

6.60 points are qualified, and one more point is wasted.

(no rejection allowed!)

In addition, [About update time]

The reason why I update early today is because I plan to update later tomorrow. (approximately 11 o'clock)

One day is early and the other is late. On average, I am a very punctual big mess!

Except for these two days, there will be at least one update every day at 9:[-] p.m.~ If there is an update (if!), the time to add the update is arbitrary, and everyone will watch it at [-]:[-].