The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

Su Ling listened roughly.

In fact, it is a normal story of a rich second generation attending a funeral, but keeps bumping into ghosts.

Fan Ziqi: ...God damn normal!

Su Ling smiled lightly: "You didn't provoke any evil spirits, just evil spirits, so don't worry too much. Well, they are lying on your shoulders right now, didn't they do anything to you?"

Fan Ziqi was infected by Su Ling's completely indifferent tone, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief when he heard the last sentence...

they?

Fan Ziqi jumped two feet high with a "chuckle", and was so frightened that tears burst into tears: "Boss Susu Susu, help!"

Su Ling tilted her head, and exchanged glances with the evil spirits.

Evil spirits are no better than evil spirits. Their bodies are not well-cultivated, and they cannot transform into clear facial features. They only have a dark human form.Judging from the general appearance, these seem to be young ghosts.

However, Fan Ziqi had an evil spirit on his left shoulder, an evil spirit on his right shoulder, and another one on top of his head—it looked like he had three heads and six arms.

"Go back, people and ghosts have different paths, Fan Ziqi will be killed by you after a long time." Su Ling persuaded with kind words.

A slit appeared on the face of the evil spirit above the head, and then it slowly grew larger. The entire slit spread all the way to the ear, and there was still a blood-red mist rolling inside.

—looks like he's grinning.

The monk was wearing a safety helmet, and said in a muffled voice, "Boss, he is laughing at you."

Su Ling sighed heavily, and said helplessly, "Since you don't drink the toast, don't blame me. Monk, give Boss Fan a prayer bead."

When the evil spirits heard this, they laughed even harder.

——Buddha beads or something, it sounds very fearless, okay?

Only Fan Ziqi was so frightened that he was about to cry when he heard Su Ling say these words nonchalantly.

He didn't dare to move around, his legs were trembling uncontrollably, and tremblingly he asked the monk, "Dare you, dare you ask Master's name?"

The monk performed a Buddhist ceremony leisurely, and said: "My surname is Shi, and my name is Kongbu, and I am an outsider of our company."

Fan Ziqi was shocked by the down-to-earth word "outside service", and his fear in his heart was reduced a lot. He continued, "The name Master is quite rare. Is it the one with polyphonic characters?"

In the end, the monk gave a sinister laugh and added: "...No, it's the funeral."

Fan Ziqi was stupefied with tears in his eyes, extremely regretful—why did he have to be so mean?

"Monk, don't scare Boss Fan." Su Ling said in time, and glanced at Shi Kongbu as a warning.

The monk smiled "hehe", quietly suppressed the evil spirit on his body, and handed Fan Ziqi a black Buddhist bead about the size of a walnut.

The moment he took the beads, the blackness on Fan Ziqi's body immediately faded a lot.Those evil spirits were caught off guard and burned, roared and fled quickly.

Fan Ziqi only felt a cold breath sliding down his spine, and asked anxiously, "Boss Su?"

Su Ling smiled faintly: "Let's go."

Fan Ziqi breathed a sigh of relief, and said gratefully, "Thank you, Boss Su."

"No need." Su Ling smiled extremely gentle and friendly, "The full price of this Buddhist bead is 889, Boss Fan remember to settle the bill later."

Fan Ziqi: ...

"Did that ghost leave? Will it come back? Will I be safe in the future?" Fan Ziqi came back to his senses and asked several questions in succession.

Su Ling suppressed her smile, shook her head and said, "With the Buddhist beads, those evil spirits won't come back. It's just that evil spirits are nothing... the things in your house are the real ghosts!"

Being so frightened by Su Ling, Fan Ziqi dared to let them go back.

He threw the key of the old house into Su Ling's hand, then flew into the sports car by himself, and escaped overnight.

In such a huge house, only Su Ling, Shi Kongjian and Sheng Ze were left.

Su Ling randomly found a place in front of the mourning hall, sat on the ground, and began to dig out things: "The exorcism sword, I bought it from the Maoshan school; the ghost flute, I bought it from Zhong Kui's descendants; the thunder-inducing talisman, I drew it myself... ..."

Su Ling took out a lot of messy things, and then stuffed them into Sheng Ze's hands: "If there is a fight later, don't come up, remember to hide behind and protect yourself."

Sheng Ze looked at the pile of "waste products" in his hand, feeling a little delicate.

"Boss, are you too biased?" Shi Kongbu said dissatisfied.

Speaking of this, Su Ling became angry, and said with a sneer, "You still need props to save your life? Every time something happens, you run faster than anyone else, and you only have two legs!"

But after all, Su Ling still gave Shi Kong a few talisman papers to bury, just in case.

Shi Kongzun was very moved: "Boss, don't worry, I will always be your little brother for life after life!"

Su Ling: Hmm...it sounds very much like a curse.

Sheng Ze was beside him, silently drooping his eyes, and pulled out the "Evil Demon Sword" from the pile of props.

More than a dozen incantations were drawn messily on the Xiemo sword, densely filling the body of the sword.only……

None of the pictures are right.

Sheng Ze spoke with a headache, and asked Su Ling, "How much did you pay for this?"

"The original price is [-]! Fortunately, I am very familiar with the group of Taoist priests in Maoshan, and finally let them give me a [-]% discount." Su Ling replied happily, with an unbearable innocence and stupidity on his face.

Sheng Ze was silent, and said against his will, "It's pretty good."

Taking advantage of the two people's inattention, Sheng Ze erased the original pattern on the sword, and then used his finger as a pen to redraw a ghost king's order on it.

As soon as the ghost king came out, all parties surrendered.

The evil spirit in the mourning hall was weakened by half in an instant, and the original groaning, groaning, and ghostly sounds were stuck for a few seconds, and it seemed that some could not respond.

——An old house in the district, why can it have the breath of the ghost king? !

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At this time, Su Ling touched the back of her neck and said strangely: "Why do I feel that the ghost energy here has become weaker?"

Shi Kongbu didn't say anything, but frowned, and cast a suspicious glance at Sheng Ze.

As if he didn't realize it, Sheng Ze returned the reborn Exorcism Sword to Su Ling, coaxing in a low voice: "I don't know how to use this thing either, you better keep it yourself."

Being coaxed by the subwoofer, Su Ling's mind was a little confused, and she took it obediently: "Oh."

Witnessed how his boss was cheated by Shi Kongbu:...

There is still a while before midnight when the evil spirits are most rampant, Shi Kongbu can't help but take out his mobile phone and enter a certain group——

"Promotion and salary increase yearly income million target group".

Group members: 5 people.

That is, all the employees of the company except Sheng Ze and Su Ling.

【Amitabha】: The new employee who came today, do you know who he is?

[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] beauty in the universe]: I just hired him, and he seems to be a thousand-year-old ghost.

[I'm not a nerd]: The company finally has a new employee?Male or female?how do you look

【Amitabha】: Man, you have a good face, the boss is about to be kidnapped.

[Meng Xiaoman is the most beautiful in the universe]: Well, very handsome!Your title of the most handsome man in the underworld is about to lose @常家哥哥

[Brother Chang's family]: ...there is still such a ranking in the underworld?

[Chang's brother]: Kongzang, don't talk too far.What happened to the new employee?

【Amitabha】: It's nothing, it's just that I always feel that something is wrong with him, and I worry that the boss will be cheated.

[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] beauty in the universe]: It's okay, anyway, the boss is being cheated every day...

【Amitabha】: What you said makes sense, but I worry too much...

Shi Kongbu was paddling in the group until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, but the old house of the Fan family was still extremely silent, without any change.

Su Ling held his chin and yawned: "What's going on? Could it be that the ghost dared not come out seeing us here?"

Su Ling's casual sentence unintentionally hit the truth.

Sheng Ze lowered his head guiltily.

"Forget it, wait a little longer." Bored, Su Ling started to fold a thousand origami cranes out of talisman paper.

The flickering candlelight, huge black-and-white photos, two rows of pale wreaths... Su Ling sat in such a strange environment and folded dozens of origami cranes as if nothing had happened.

... 01:30 AM.

When no one was paying attention, a wisp of black air moved silently along the blue bricks and stones. At the same time, the person in the black and white photo suddenly showed a strange smile, and his eyes calmly changed from looking straight ahead to looking sideways. In the direction of Su Ling and the others.

The black air quietly circled behind Su Ling.In the eyes of the deceased in the photo, the whites of the eyes were gradually filled with black, turning into two black holes.

But Su Ling and the others were still dozing off, unaware.

The black air turned into a long snake behind Su Ling's back. The snake letter spit out, and was about to pounce on the three of them ferociously.

Then... it was bitten by a paper crane.

The paper crane grabbed the snake letter in its mouth, shook it vigorously, and "patta" threw the black snake to pieces.

"It's too insidious, isn't it? You actually engaged in a sneak attack from behind!" Su Ling looked at the black and white photo angrily, and stared directly at the two black holes without fear.

The photo ghost seemed to be stunned for a long time, and then quietly changed his eyes back to normal.

Photo Ghost: ...I can't beat it, I can't afford it, I'm scared.

"Admit it? No way!" Su Ling lifted the exorcism sword and raised her eyebrows at the photo.

The ferocious black air wrapped around the photo suddenly stopped, and then disappeared in an instant.

——The speed of escape is very touching.

Su Ling: ...

"Boss, are you still chasing him?" Shi Kongbu asked.

Su Lingqi said sullenly: "One evil ghost, more than a dozen evil spirits, all fleeing in different directions, how to chase after them?"

Shi Kongzan sighed sadly: "But now I haven't caught anything, so it's not easy to deal with."

Su Ling was choked, thought for a moment, and said helplessly: "I can't help it, let's see if they come back before dawn."

As a result, the three of them stayed up until dawn, without waiting for the evil spirit.

With dark circles under her eyes, Su Ling opened the gate of the old house unhappily, only to see Fan Ziqi waiting outside.

Fan Ziqi ran to the hotel last night and stayed overnight. After waking up, he saw that the sun was shining today, which was not like a haunted day, so he mustered up his courage and ran back.

Seeing Su Ling and the others come out in full, Fan Ziqi suddenly felt hopeful: "Boss Su, is it resolved?"

Su Ling: "...No."

"Then, what should we do?" Fan Ziqi began to worry again, "Tonight is the first seven, and the Fan family members have to come back to watch the spirit. If they are not dealt with, something will happen."

Su Ling raised her head suddenly, staring at him blankly.

Fan Ziqi was startled, and stammered, "I, what's on me?"

Su Ling shook her head and said: "It's okay, let's go back and catch up on sleep first, we have to keep watch at night, right? Let's go together!"

The first seven days of the dead are also a feast for ghosts. Those evil ghosts and evil spirits will definitely take this opportunity to come out to do evil, and then they can win... this time's reward in one fell swoop.

Su Ling was a little happy.

Fan Ziqi was overjoyed when he heard the words, and nodded repeatedly: "That's great. Don't worry, Boss Su, as long as you can solve it, money will not be a problem!"

Hearing this, Su Ling raised her eyebrows and gave the monk a wink.

Shi Kongzan made a Buddha's name, took two steps forward, and smiled like a spring breeze: "You are too polite, it has always been our company's purpose to consider customers. By the way, you see, I have an evil spirit here, as long as one thousand and eight , it can protect you from evil spirits tonight, it is simply a good quality and cheap thing, necessary for catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits..."

Sheng Ze looked at Fan Ziqi who was excitedly nodding and saying "yes, yes", with eyes as if he saw a glistening money taker.