The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

After a few days, Wu Wuwu and Guo Guoguo came to Su Ling and the others to present a silk banner.

"Oh, why are you being so polite, and you're giving away a pennant..." Su Ling opened the pennant with a smile, and suddenly her head stuck.

On the pennant, there are two columns of large characters written in golden fonts flying like dragons and phoenixes——

"Promote the underworld culture,

Build a harmonious world. "

Guo Guoguo looked at Su Ling's face and said cautiously: "Boss, don't you like it?"

Fortunately, she deliberately referred to the slogan she saw in the conference room before, thinking that Boss Su especially liked this red painting style.

Su Ling stroked her chin, not knowing how to evaluate it.

What the hell is hell culture?

What is a harmonious world?

Boss Su gave a "swipe" sound, quickly closed the sand sculpture pennant, and then waved to Meng Xiaoman with a smile: "Thank you both. Xiaoman, pour a glass of water for the guest."

Guo Guoguo hurriedly refused in horror: "No trouble!"

"It's okay, you're welcome!" Meng Xiaoman replied crisply.

Guo Guoguo was about to cry: "I'm welcome, really, I don't need to drink water."

Su Ling couldn't laugh or cry.

After sending the two away, it was time to settle the accounts.

As the company's accountant, Wu Juan reported the statistical results: "This month, the company has handled three cases, namely the ghost of the mourning hall, the ghost of the haunted house, and the ghost of Guo Guoguo."

This name is simple, clear and easy to understand.

Su Ling nodded, and encouraged everyone as usual: "Well, the business has been completed well this month, and we will continue to work hard next month."

Everyone applauded with little interest.

Wu Juan cleared his throat, and said again: "Let's count the labor volume of everyone."

It was a matter of wages, all the ghosts cheered up, and secretly stood up and listened.

"The first project, Lingtang Ghost. Attending staff: Su Ling, Sheng Ze, Shi Kongbu. The project income is 88 yuan, half of which belongs to the company, and the rest is divided equally among the three."

"The second project, Haunted House Ghost. Attendance staff: the entire company. Among them, Chang Wu and Chang Bai have an attendance rate of 50%, so each counts as half a head..."

Judge Wu was interrupted by Chang Bai halfway through his speech.

"Why is it only counted as half?" Chang Bai asked.

Wu Judgment was well-founded: "The first time you entered the haunted house, you were not there."

"But the first time I entered the haunted house, I didn't get anything." Chang Bai protested, "It's clear that we lured the drowned ghost out the second time before you completed the task."

"This..." Wu Juan glanced at Su Ling for help.

Su Ling nodded: "It makes sense, then it's considered full attendance. But speaking of the haunted house, I bought the tickets for those two times, should I be reimbursed?"

Wu Pan was speechless: "The tickets are only more than 100 yuan in total."

Su Ling said seriously: "Public is public, private is private."

Wu Juan was angry: "Then you return the public property you swallowed first?"

Su Ling changed her words seriously: "...but sometimes the boss has to pay for the company."

"Speaking of which, I want to report it too! When Chang Wu and Chang Bai were on a business trip, they used public money to take a taxi." Shi Kongbu also added.

Su Ling looked at the two brothers and was angry: "Who told you two to take a taxi instead of taking a small electric donkey?"

Chang Wu and Chang Bai were speechless for a moment.

For a moment, Chang Bai suddenly thought of something, raised his hand and said, "I want to report it too! The presents given by Shi Kong's burial date were taken from the company's warehouse."

Su Ling continued to be angry: "You actually stole into the small private treasury? Say, what did you take?"

Shi Kongbu: "... Ye Mingzhu."

Su Ling: "The night pearl of the South China Sea? I'll kill you!"

"Speaking of Ye Mingzhu, did that turntable ghost secretly stuff you with a Ye Mingzhu yesterday?" Sheng Ze also joined in and asked Wu Pan.

Judge Wu: ...

Su Ling was confused: "Why did it give you the Ye Mingzhu?"

"Let him help to intercede with the underworld and make the crime lighter." Sheng Ze said lightly.

Wu Juan wittily began to lose the pot: "I don't count as a tip. In order to open the back door, I changed hands and gave Ye Mingzhu to Judge!"

It's okay to take the blame for yourself or something!

The rest of the ghosts looked at Wu Pan with complicated expressions.

Only Su Ling sympathized and said: "You really gave it away? That's over. I've heard that his old antique hates others' bribes. If you really give it away, you have to give it at least three big boards."

Judge Wu: ...

The employees couldn't help laughing.

"Did the Judge not punish you?" Su Ling asked seriously.

"Punishment." Wu Pan gritted his teeth and insisted on taking the scapegoat to the bottom, "Three big boards, one is not a lot."

Su Ling felt even more sympathetic when she heard the words, nodded, and said, "Then your butt must be hurting."

The employees couldn't help laughing... couldn't help it!

They laughed backwards and forwards, their eyes subtly lingering on a certain part of Wu Pan.

Wu Juan blushed in embarrassment, and said angrily, "Stop laughing! Sheng Ze, do you think I don't know that the turntable ghost also stuffed you with a turntable yesterday?!"

The scene was instantly quiet.

All the ghosts immediately laughed and sat upright.

Judge Wu: qaq

Is it too late to retract this sentence now?

Su Ling looked at Sheng Ze in surprise, and exclaimed, "It even has a turntable?"

"Well, it was stuffed in by itself." Sheng Ze's face remained unchanged, and he dismissed the blame indifferently, "But I also confiscated it and gave it to the Ksitigarbha King."

Ksitigarbha who was suddenly cue:? ? ?

"You mentioned before that you were afraid that the Ksitigarbha King would take revenge, so I gave it to you in the name of the company." Sheng Ze looked calm and upright.

Su Ling was really moved: "It's because you are thoughtful."

Shi Kongzang slapped the table angrily - he was blamed and discredited again, he couldn't bear it!

"Boss, I don't think Ksitigarbha is such a ghost..." Shi Kongbu tried to correct Su Ling's wrong impression of him.

Sheng Ze laughed, and glanced at him indifferently—do you dare to deny it?

Shi Kongbu: ...Of course I dare not.

"I think for a ghost like him, one turntable might not be enough." Shi Kongbu said aggrievedly.

"It makes sense. Since you have met King Ksitigarbha Shengze, you should come forward next time. Thank you for your hard work." Su Ling pondered.

Sheng Zeyun waved his hand lightly, hiding his merits and fame: "For the sake of the company, it should."

Su Ling nodded and reminded Wu Pan: "You can't let the employees suffer in vain. How much is the turntable worth? Wu Pan, remember to make up for Sheng Ze."

Wu Juan dared not speak out and nodded: "Okay."

So far, this month's Commendation Conference and Reporting Conference has come to a successful conclusion, and the biggest winner: Sheng Ze.

Boss Qian followed the navigation with his assistant, and when he found Suling Company, it happened to be the time for their commendation meeting.

Boss Qian wandered around the company for a long time but couldn't find anyone. Just as he felt that the place was a bit gloomy, when he turned around, he saw a strange black cat.

The black cat sat silently in the corner, staring at him with bright green eyes.

Boss Qian shuddered, causing goose bumps all over his body.

But when he thought about it again, he was actually scared by a cat, and Boss Qian felt a little ashamed.

The cat got up lazily, and its paws left footprints in the shape of plum blossoms on the ground.

That color looks like blood.

The fat on Boss Qian's body couldn't help shaking. Seeing the cat getting closer and closer... Qian Dong gritted his teeth and cursed at the cat: "Bastard, who are you scaring?" ? Believe it or not, I found someone to cook you in a pot?"

The black cat opened its mouth, but the sound it made was not "meow", but a sneer.

Boss Qian froze when he heard the familiar voice.

"Qian Dong, do you still want to touch me?" The black cat's voice seemed to be right next to my ears, suddenly approaching and far away, "Do you think I will boil you first?"

The author has something to say: Black Cat: Do you believe that I cooked you in one pot?Then put pepper, potatoes, enoki mushrooms, fungus, corn, rice cakes, wide noodles, and cook together...

Qian Duo: Boss Su!Boss Su, help!

Su Ling: Wait, I'm getting hungry, I'll go eat a hot pot first...

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Thanks to the nutrient solution irrigated by Qiongyou Cosine x1, He Chaofusky x10, the wind blown away by time x16, and the boss Mengdou x2.

Congratulations to the wind blown away by the championship time for obtaining a new copy of "Wu Pan's Work Log".

Wu Juan's work log No. [-]:

"On x, x, x, x, the employees were collectively deducted wages due to small reports. Therefore, this period's wage expenditure: 0.

I have reason to suspect that all this is the boss's conspiracy.

Su Ling commented: Keep up the good work! "