The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

——If life could be repeated, would you stick to the choice you made at that time?

Su Ling will tell you without hesitation, yes.

The head can be broken, the blood can flow, this kind of dark food must not be eaten!

Back then, Su Ling resolutely gave up her chance to be reincarnated like this, scaring a bunch of brats enough.Later, he wandered in the underworld for hundreds of years, and when he finally formed a soul body and could come out to wander in the world, he founded the current "Su Ling Co., Ltd."

The illusory scene in front of him finally dissipated, and the hoarse voice in the blood mist seemed puzzled: "Don't you regret it?"

Su Ling opened his eyes, only to find that the surrounding mist had left red marks on his body, almost eroding his soul.

Su Ling: ...

"Brother, this is very boring. Everyone agreed to engage in psychological struggle, but why are you still playing tricks?" Su Ling asked depressed and angrily.

The voice choked and was also depressed: "I'm an evil ghost, when did I say I want to talk to you?"

Su Ling gave a "tsk", looking very dissatisfied.

When the two sides were in a stalemate, suddenly, a bone hand appeared in the blood mist, grabbed Su Ling suddenly, and dragged him aside.

Su Ling's eyes spun for a while, and then somehow, he broke free from the blood mist.

Taking a closer look, a skeleton frame "enthusiastically" dragged him to run, turning left and right, leading him back to the stone tomb before stopping.

The skeleton seemed to be quite tired after running so far, leaning on the coffin to breathe.

Su Ling's face collapsed: "I've been here for the third time today..."

The coffin ghost and skeleton frame slowly turned his head, and stared straight at Su Ling with two black eyes.

Although that "face" now only had bones left, Su Ling could still inexplicably see the resentful expression.

Well, think about it carefully, it is not very good to run to other people's houses all day long.

Su Ling touched her nose in embarrassment, and asked to make amends: "Did you save me just now?"

The coffin ghost stretched out his finger, touched the red marks on Su Ling's body, and said softly, "This is poisonous."

Su Ling was stunned, looked down for a few times, and then said indifferently: "It's okay, I can solve it."

After finishing speaking, Su Ling took out a bottle of sugar pill-like thing from his trouser pocket, and poured two into his mouth.It didn't take long for the red marks on his body to disappear.

The coffin ghost tilted his head and stared at him curiously.

Su Ling shook the sugar pill in his hand, and asked with a smile, "Want to eat it?"

The coffin ghost nodded honestly.

"Answer my question obediently, and I'll feed it to you." Su Ling sat cross-legged on the floor, speaking as if she was coaxing kindergarten children.

The coffin ghost still nodded.

"Okay, first question, is this your tomb?" Su Ling asked.

The coffin ghost thought for a while, then suddenly stretched out his hand, spreading it forward.

Su Ling twitched the corner of her mouth, and reluctantly poured out a sugar pill.

The coffin ghost threw it into his mouth, and the upper and lower jaws "creaked" for a while.The chewed sugar pill instantly turned into a puff of ghost energy, nourishing the bones of the coffin ghost's whole body.

"You can talk now, right?" Su Ling urged.

"It's mine." The coffin ghost said.

"Then why were you locked in the soul-suppressing coffin? Did you make a mistake?" Su Ling asked again.

The coffin ghost switched hands and moved forward.

Su Ling: "... profiteer!"

However, the coffin ghost has a posture of not opening his mouth unless he is given sugar.

Su Ling had no choice but to sacrifice another sugar pill.

"I didn't do anything bad. I'm locked up here because of my status." The coffin ghost said dying, "I'm King Zhou of Shang..."

Su Ling was startled suddenly, pulled out a large string of lightning-inducing charms, and looked at him as if facing a formidable enemy.

"...'s grandson." The coffin ghost shrank back, looking at the lightning-inducing talisman with a fearful expression.

Su Ling stuffed the thing back in embarrassment, wondering: "King Zhou of Shang still has a grandson?"

The coffin ghost raised his head. In fact, because too much time had passed, he couldn't remember clearly: "It should be?"

The corner of Su Ling's mouth twitched, and he quickly moved on to the next question: "The last time I saw you, were you eating your own flesh?"

The coffin ghosts spread their hands.

Su Ling couldn't bear it anymore and threw the whole bottle of sugar pills to him.

"Well, it's really boring here. I don't have to eat anything. I can only eat myself. Fortunately, I can grow again after eating..." The coffin ghost stuffed a handful of sugar pills into his mouth and chewed hard. Crunchy!

As a foodie, Su Ling understood his pain very well.

But eat yourself such a coquettish operation...

Su Ling covered her stomach, inexplicably nauseated.

"So, you have nothing to do with the supernatural events in the haunted house?" Su Ling was thoughtful.

"You can't say that." The coffin paused, thinking, "I sometimes run out to scare people."

"There's really nothing to do in the tomb, but I don't dare to go to other places. If I go out, I will be caught by the Taoist!" The coffin ghost shrank back aggrievedly, and said, "So the haunted house is good. Come out scary."

The coffin ghost spoke of "haunted house" in a happy tone.

Su Ling couldn't laugh or cry.

"But none of us harm people. The most vicious one is the drowned ghost. He wants to eat people, so he is really bad." The coffin ghost may have been imprisoned for too long, and he spoke in an unworldly way. Innocent.

like a child.

Hearing this, Su Ling's eyes became more friendly: "Many supernatural events happened in the haunted house, but there were not many deaths. Is it because you stopped the drowning ghost?"

The coffin ghost nodded proudly.

only……

He used too much force, his jaw hit his ribs, and he fell with a bang.

Su Ling: ...

The coffin ghost picked up the jaw from the ground as if nothing had happened, and put it back silently.

Seeing this, Su Ling broke down even more: "You are pretending to be reversed!"

The coffin ghost was taken aback for a moment, and then snapped off its jaw again.

"Crack" put it back again.

Back again!

Su Ling didn't want to say anything anymore, she could only get up numbly, and went over, tiredly said: "Let me do it."

The coffin ghost graciously took off his head and handed it to him.

Su Ling sighed softly, twisted her hands slightly, and turned her chin in the same direction.

The coffin ghost was about to stretch out his hand to rejoin his head, but Su Ling quickly withdrew his hand and said, "I'll help you! I'm afraid you'll put your head upside down again."

The head in Su Ling's hand suddenly "giggled" and trembled with laughter.

Su Ling said helplessly: "If you really haven't done anything bad, I'll go back and talk to the underworld for you, and see if I can let you out."

The coffin ghost was stunned for a moment, then jumped up excitedly, and then the whole skeleton first knelt down, and then immediately fell to the ground.

The scene was once very spectacular.

——Actually, it was the coffin ghost who gave Su Ling a big gift.

Su Ling wanted to help him up, but after looking at it for a long time, he didn't know where to start with this bone...

On the other side, Sheng Ze, who was covered in black air, was walking in the passage of the haunted house.While walking, he also grabbed all the little ghosts nearby and flung them back.

Behind him, Black and White Wuchang each had a sack, picking up the imp with quick eyes and hands.

With the ghost king, they don't need any soul chains, and they can fill a sack in a few minutes, which is extremely efficient!

"Speaking of which, Boss Su is also very powerful." Wu Juan said with emotion, "If you give up the chance of reincarnation, give it up."

They were not ordinary ghosts, so they could naturally perceive everything that happened to Su Ling, so they dared to clean up the little ghosts in such a leisurely manner.

"I heard from Xiaoman that there was once a ghost who particularly disliked her soup. Because of this incident, she later specially improved the taste of Mengpo's soup." Chang Bai added.

Sheng Ze was quite surprised: "So, Su Ling can be regarded as benefiting the latecomers?"

"How can it be, just Xiaoman's craftsmanship...it's better not to improve it." Wu Juan felt sad.

Chang Bai and Chang Wu looked at each other and agreed.

Chang Bai: "If we say that the previous Mengpo soup is just a bowl of soup that looks abnormal and tastes particularly bad..."

Wu Juan: "Then the improved Meng Po soup will reach the state where those who hear it will be sad, and those who drink it will cry."

Chang Bai: "It's unpalatable, it's simply outrageous!"

Wu Juan: "Desperate!"

Chang Wu: "Man and God share the wrath!"

Chang Bai: "Even after clearing the memory and reincarnating."

Chang Wu: "They are all unforgettable."

Sheng Ze couldn't believe it: "Is that an exaggeration?"

Wu Pan said in pain: "My lord, do you know why babies cry when they are just born?"

Chang Bai said deeply: "It's all because they were forced to live by Meng Po's soup! They drank the soup, cleared their memory, and forgot what caused them such pain, but only the feeling that life would be worse than death still accompanied them. Then they came into the world..."

"That cry was their true cry, a relentless struggle against fate..." Wu Juan explained, "So when the baby eats the food in the world, it doesn't cry much."

Sheng Ze: ...

Suddenly, I realized how unpalatable Mengpo soup was.

"No wonder, the population of the Underworld has increased a lot these years." Sheng Ze said.

"In particular, Boss Su gave up so freely and gave foodies a good start, which led to more and more little ghosts refusing to reincarnate." Chang Bai said.

Wu Juan laughed and said, "So, as soon as Boss Su started the company, Yan Wang threw Xiaoman out. Otherwise, if this continues, the underworld will have to implement the household registration allocation system."

"Oh?" Sheng Ze raised his eyebrows with great interest, and asked, "Since Po Meng was kicked out because of this, then what is the reason for you?"

Judge Wu: ...

I don't want to take this topic.

"It's not because the magistrate is too wordy, he is in the ear of Hades every day." Chang Bai smiled and pointed it out.

Wu Juan hastily dragged the other ghosts into the water: "No, I applied to be transferred here myself! Unlike an empty burial, he simply ate too much and it cost too much money to raise him."

Sheng Ze turned his head, glanced at Black and White Wuchang, and then suddenly said: "That's right, you two should be wandering around in the world."

The author has something to say: One day, a post floated up on the underworld forum——

【shock!Why did the underworld boss hide his name and go to work in the world?Why is the population of the underworld constantly exceeding the standard?The truth is revealed in this issue! 】

Meng Po: Because cooking is unpalatable.

Ksitigarbha: Because I eat too much.

Wu Juan: Because I read too many books.

Impermanence in black and white: Do I still need a reason to go to the human world?

Under the post, the melon eaters said hahahahaha one after another: Bet a coin, this post will definitely not survive tonight.

Who knows, half a month later, the post is still alive.

People who eat melons:? ? ?Is there something shady? lz is a relative of the administrator?Or is one of the big guys mentioned above from the black?

Later, someone picked up the real identity of the person who posted this post——Master Ghost King next door.

The ghost king who can eat hundreds of ghosts in one go.

People who eat melons: ... (quiet as a chicken.)

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I can't add updates, so I added a super long small theater, rounding it up and adding updates?

Thanks to the nutrient solution irrigated by the whale x18, and the nutrient solution irrigated by Brother Blank ("") x1, and the nutrient solution irrigated by Zhang Zhang x1~

The champion whale of this issue can get a polished commander Yama, applause!

[Bare Commander Hades] Attribute introduction: Although all my subordinates have run away, resulting in a lot of workload in the underworld, I don’t know why my sense of happiness is soaring every day...