Bone Wizard

Tell me you have no money to buy me a drink. "

Luo Yixia whispered: "I...don't know how to drink."

"How is it possible?" Xiao Guangu asked, "Then why are you in the restaurant at noon?"

Luo Yixia remained silent, as if he had something to hide.

Drunk (2)

After a while, Xiaoer put all the dishes on the table, and smiled obsequiously: "You two guests are slow to take care of you, just call me if you need anything."

Xiao Guangu slandered in his heart: "People these days are really snobbish. I won't give any credit at noon. This time, I have Luo Yixia by my side, and my attitude is as good as a pug."

As soon as Xiao Guangu's hand touched the wine jar, he couldn't help sniffing it. Finally, he threw the cork away, raised his head and drank heavily. After taking several sips, he wiped his mouth and said, "Luo Yixia, just stare blankly. What are you doing?" He poured a glass of wine and handed it to him, and said, "Drink."

Luo Yixia still sat upright, neither drinking nor chopsticks.Said: "No."

Seeing that he refused again, Xiao Guangu played with the wine jar in his hand and muttered: "Tch, I always drink alone, I'm tired."

Luo Yixia looked at Xiao Guangu's careless and lonely eyes, his eyes sank, he picked up the wine glass in a strange way, and finally drank it in one gulp.

Xiao Guangu was startled, he didn't expect that he would really drink, so he poured another glass for him with great interest...

Luo Yixia took it, and raised his head to drink it up with a blank expression.

Xiao Guangu was even more surprised, "You can drink quite well, and you said you can't drink, you lied to me!"

Luo Yixia raised her clear eyes and stared at Xiao Guangu...

Xiao Guangu was at a loss, stretched out his hand and waved in front of his eyes, and said, "What's wrong with you?"

Luo Yixia remained silent.

Xiao Guangu thought: "Is he drunk? But he doesn't look like him at all..."

So, to test him, Xiao Guangu poured him another cup and handed it over.

Luo Yixia took over as usual...

In the end, no matter how much Xiao Guangu gave, Luo Yixia drank as much as he wanted, his eyes were fixed on Xiao Guangu, his face was not red...

Being stared at by a big man like this, he really couldn't drink it anymore, he sighed silently, and finally said: "Let's go, go to sleep."

Luo Yixia nodded and followed him closely.

After going up to the attic, Xiao Guangu turned to look at Luo Yixia, and said, "The shopkeeper said that the innermost rooms are all vacant, so you can choose whatever you want."

Luo Yixia tilted his head and looked at him, seemingly puzzled.

"I'll go, don't look at me like that." It's too abnormal!Xiao Guangu asked: "Luo Yixia, tell me honestly, are you drunk?"

Luo Yixia shook his head, nodded again, shook his head again...

Xiao Guangu looked confused, who could tell him... What's wrong with Luo Yixia?How abnormal?But also very cute.

After taking a few deep breaths, Xiao Guangu pointed to the room beside him, and said, "You can sleep in this room," and then pointed to the opposite side of the room, "I'll sleep in the opposite side of you."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Luo Yixia's response, Xiao Guangu ran into the opposite room as if escaping...

In the end, feeling worried, he opened the crack of the door and took a sneak peek outside, seeing that the door was empty, Xiao Guangu then closed the door with peace of mind, and then turned around...

"Ah...I'll go!" He covered his head and scolded, "Who is so wicked?!" He actually built a wall at the door!

Immediately, Xiao Guangu walked around the wall and fumbled to light the candle... The room suddenly became much brighter.

In the blink of an eye, Xiao Guangu saw the "wall" clearly.His eyes were wide open and he was taken aback, "I'll go! Why are you here?!"

Luo Yixia tilted his head, and stared at him just now...

I'll be good, who will tell him - did the kid hit a wall or his brain got flooded?

"Luo Yixia? Luo Yixia?" Xiao Guangu tried hard to regain his consciousness.

But after a while, Luo Yixia still stared at him intently, neither walking nor speaking.

Xiao Guangu suddenly felt a deep sense of guilt, not to mention that he ordered someone to drink wine, and even drunk his brains, wouldn't he be a big sinner?

Drunk (3)

Taking a deep breath, Xiao Guangu smiled very kindly and said: "Hey, go to sleep."

Luo Yixia nodded, then pointed to Xiao Guangu's bed, "Sleep."

Xiao Guangu's smile remained the same, he raised his eyebrows and said, "I'll sleep with you if you call me brother, how about that?" You sleep here, and I can go to sleep across from you, right?

Since there is an opportunity to take advantage, how could Xiao Guangu let it go, let alone the serious Luo Yixia.If you don't play tricks on him, you will be sorry for your Pippi Shrimp character.

However, what he didn't expect was that Luo Yixia was silent.

"Oh, why don't you talk? Don't you want to sleep anymore?" While speaking, Xiao Guangu poured out the tea, handed it over, and said, "Come on, drink it." Maybe he would wake up after drinking it.

Luo Yixia took it obediently, and shook the cup down after drinking it, proving that there was not a single drop left.

Xiao Guangu was stunned for a few seconds and then laughed dryly: "Hero Luo is so powerful."

Luo Yixia nodded, "Yeah." Then he put down the cup expressionlessly.

Forgive Xiao Guangu for his incompetence, but he really couldn't tell whether Luo Yixia was drunk or not.

In the end, Xiao Guangu compromised, saying: "If you want to stand here, just stand here, I'm going to sleep."

After saying that, Xiao Guangu went directly to bed and lay down, with his back to Luo Yixia.

Unexpectedly, Luo Yixia also followed, took off his boots and arranged them neatly, then went to bed and lay flat beside Xiao Guangu...

The bed was not big, and two big men were lying on it, which seemed a bit crowded.

Xiao Guangu turned around abruptly and said in surprise, "Why are you up here? Come down quickly."

Facing the order to chase away guests, Luo Yixia turned his head to look at him, his eyes were full of doubts, as if he didn't know what he was talking about.

Xiao Guangu was helpless, reclined, propped his head on one hand, stared at Luo Yixia with lowered eyes, and said with a smile, "I'll sleep with you if you call me brother."

When Luo Yiya heard the words, his eyebrows frowned, he was very tangled...

Xiao Guangu yawned lazily and continued to stare at him, but Luo Yixia still looked like he was fighting psychological warfare after a while...

Xiao Guangu's sense of guilt rose, and he thought to himself: "Anyway, they are two big men, so they will sleep as soon as they sleep. What am I afraid of?"

As a result, before the words were spoken, Luo Yixia said: "Brother..."

Xiao Guangu's breath stagnated, "You...you say it again."

After pondering for a moment, Luo Yixia muttered: "Brother..."

...to kill to die.

Damn it!I really want to slap myself, this is really self-inflicted...! !

Xiao Guangu thought: "I can't do without coaxing people away."

"Luo Yixia, can you sleep on the opposite side?" Or, can you be normal?

Luo Yixia pursed his lips and remained silent. Although his face was normal, Xiao Guangu always felt that he was pitiful and a headache.

In the end, he really couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Okay, it's done! You are wronged, you are amazing." After speaking, he turned around, pulled the quilt over his head...

Luo Yixia couldn't see other people, so he also got under the quilt and said, "Brother..." The voice was slightly resentful, and Xiao Guangu sat up in a jerk.

He pulled the quilt to cover his ears, "Ah - I'm going crazy, I'm going crazy!"

Immediately, Luo Yixia followed him out again, and reminded: "If you call me brother, you can sleep with me."

Xiao Guangu didn't understand, "Huh?"

Luo Yixia said again very clearly, "If you call your brother, you can sleep with me."

Xiao Guangu was taken aback for a moment, and then he remembered what he said just now, "...Okay, then you sleep, you sleep. I'm done, right?" As he spoke, he stood up as if to leave.

Unexpectedly, Luo Yixia directly threw the person down and pressed him on top of him, making him unable to move, "Don't go, sleep."

Xiao Guangu tried to resist a few times, but not only did not break free, but was also pressed by Luo Yixia's acupuncture points, making him unable to move.

The bright moon is in the sky, the breeze blows the leaves, and there is no dream all night.

out of order (1)

The next morning.

Maybe it's because of the bed, or maybe it's uncomfortable being pressed all night, Xiao Guangu, who usually wakes up at noon, woke up at Chenshi today.

When he woke up and found that Luo Yixia had long since disappeared, Xiao Guangu couldn't laugh or cry.If he knew what he did yesterday, would he just dig a hole with a shovel and bury himself without shame?

Thinking of Luo Yixia digging a hole, Xiao Guangu laughed out loud.

...

Phoenix Flame Gate.

Xiao Guangu leisurely played a little tune and went back to his room, but it was not really his, because there were six beds in this room, each one crowded, but fortunately, it was not too shabby.

He doesn't have to be afraid that it will be like the ruined temple where he lived when he was a wanderer. The eaves will be knocked down inadvertently, or he will get wet when it rains.

As soon as he entered the room, someone said: "Brother Gu is back!"

Although Xiao Guangu is the son of the former sect master, but none of the elders are willing to accept him as a disciple, so the disciples who are close to him all call him Brother Gu.

Xiao Guangu waved his hand and said with a smile, "Hey, you're back!"

When the younger brothers saw him coming back, they all surrounded him, Ah Wu said: "Brother Gu, you went out for a day and a night this time, did you bring us any gifts?"

Ah Liu knocked Ah Wu on the head, and said: "Do you still have a conscience?" Turning to look at Xiao Guangu, he said again: "Brother Gu, are you alright?"

Xiao Guangu touched Ah Liu's head and said with a smile, "Of course it's fine."

Because everyone is under the same roof, they are divided according to age. Xiao Guangu took advantage of being a few months older than them, so he became the boss.

Afterwards, Xiao Guangu shook his sleeves, and with the sound of "crackling", a bunch of unknown things appeared in front of the big guy...

Seeing their surprised faces, Xiao Guangu started talking nonsense, and said: "Cough