Dear, don't rush here

Reality and imagined scenarios are always very different.Ling Sheng didn't produce rocks or scissors, but - cloth.

Xu Jue panicked a lot in his heart, but his face was very calm: "You must have cheated, try again."

Ling Sheng waved his cloth-like hands and said, "I didn't cheat."

"Then...that is, what you said doesn't count. What did you tell me? You said you were going to produce stones, but now you are offering cloth. You lied to me, so it doesn't count."

"Want to play tricks?" Ling Sheng crossed his arms and cast a sideways glance at her.

Xu Jue beat him to death and refused to admit it: "We are reasonable, you said you want to let me, but you lied to me, right? So this is not cheating, but a reasonable refusal!"

"cheat?"

Ling Sheng poured a glass of plum wine, and reminded a forgetful friend with a smirk: "You don't lie to me, I forget... Someone lied to me before that she had diarrhea, but she rushed to Li Mi's place." Go. A Jue, who do you think this person is?"

Xu Jue: "..."

It's over, it's not time to die, now it's over, Ling Sheng started to care about the previous oolong.Xu Jue was sweating coldly on his back, trying to save himself: "Then what, I lost, I lost, let's change the previous story, shall we?"

Ling Sheng took out another glass from the plate brought over just now, and filled it with light red wine: "Don't, I haven't finished yet. This person, taking the opportunity of deceiving me, went to my best friend's room, Then she got out with everyone. Tell me, if I go later, she will not only kneel down, maybe she will just hug someone and sleep?"

As she poured it unhurriedly, the sweet floral and fruity aroma of plum wine permeated the air, mixed with the curling heat of the spring water, making people drunk without drinking.

Xu Jue, however, had no time to appreciate the beautiful scenery, let alone the plum wine he hadn't drunk, and broke out in cold sweat even more, trying to argue: "How could I do those things? Besides, that's Mr. Li, how could I, how could I be with you?" she……"

Ling Sheng picked up the third cup, and said slowly: "Well, Mr. Li. So, if it's not Li Mi, you dare? Not to mention the directors of each department, just the managers, the managers of the engineering department have... "

"Stop, stop, it's not that I have a higher position than me, so I'll go! I'm because..."

With the hammer in his right hand, Ling Sheng hit the palm of his left hand, and suddenly realized: "It's not based on the position, but what is it based on, appearance? Height?"

"You, why are you full of crooked reasoning? I went to Li Mi's room not because of her good looks and 1.7 meters!" Xu Jue really wanted to cry. It was the first time a scholar met Bing, and he couldn't explain why. Feel.

Ling Sheng sighed and shook his wine glass: "Okay, I'm not married yet, so I started to dislike me for being unreasonable. Sigh, I also noticed Li Mi's appearance and height... Oh yes, I seem to have mentioned Li Mi before." birthday? I, as a friend, can’t even remember Li Mi’s birthday, but you remember it clearly.”

Xu Jue: "..."

Xu Jue sincerely wanted to kneel on the ground and beg for this old account to be let go.

Originally, I remembered Li Mi's height, birthday and other details, it was when I was a CP fan.May I ask, who is a CP fan and can't even remember the idol's information?Not to mention, both of her birthdays were noted on her calendar, it was really hard to forget.

But her strong desire to survive told her that if she pulls out the old account of cp fans again, it may be even more difficult to end.

After thinking about it for a long time, under Ling Sheng's increasingly dangerous gaze, Xu Jue had a flash of inspiration, and plunged into Ling Sheng's arms, coquettishly: "Everything my wife says makes sense, how could I dislike it? Li Mi I don't know who it is, and I can't remember the height and appearance. What, birthday? I only remember my wife's birthday!"

In order to achieve the best results, Xu Jue even resorted to the essence of the previous hamster memes, bragging about his wife without thinking, and at the same time arching his head without a teacher, so sticky.

Ling Shengmo, after a while, finally couldn't stand the itch brought by Xu Jue's hot air, and laughed out loud: "You've become smarter, and you know how to act like a baby with me, where did you learn it?"

Smiling means it's all right, Xu Jue secretly heaved a sigh of relief, but he didn't expect Ling Sheng to ask again: "One more thing, how did your ring fall to Li Mi's side?"

Xu Jue froze: "That, that..."

It was originally a casual question, but Xu Jue's behavior was too suspicious. Ling Sheng suddenly thought that when he entered the room, Xu Jue asked her to drink.

At that time, she was still wondering why Xu Jue asked her to drink, but now she thinks of Xu Jue's shock after hearing about the room change, and Shi Fei's early departure after soaking in the hot spring...

Could it be that?

Xu Jue was shivering in Ling Sheng's arms, desperately trying to figure out how to make her ignore this matter, so she heard Ling Sheng say, "Your proposal is to ask your good sister Shi Fei to put the ring in the wine bottle, and then encourage I drank and put the ring in my mouth, right?"

Not a statement, better than a statement.Xu Jue lowered his head and explained in a low voice, "To be precise, I don't ask you to drink it, but to pour the ring into a cup, and I will propose to you..."

What is the difference between the two?

Ling Sheng held his forehead, turned on the flashlight of his phone, and looked around at the ring on his left hand.Xu Jue didn't understand, so he said weakly: "It's this ring, I didn't take it by mistake."

Ling Sheng looked around carefully, and then said: "I know I didn't take it wrong, I was looking for tooth marks."

Xu Jue:? ? ? ?

Ling Sheng thought of all the embarrassing things when he was a child, and said earnestly: "Li Mi is not as cold as she appears on the surface. After you have known her for a long time, you will understand that she...maybe she didn't notice the ring, and drank it into her mouth in one gulp. gone."

Xu Jue: "..."

How can such aloof Mr. Li be so dumb?impossible.She wanted to say that, but recalling Li Mi's actions and words in the room, she became uncertain again.

Fortunately, the ring is expensive and the material is very good. Even if the tooth is broken, it will not leave tooth marks. The two of them looked at each other and decided to sell the poor Mr. Li to save face and forget about it.

Not a formal wedding ring anyway.

Interrupted by Li Mi's incident, Xu Jue felt safe, and to make sure that the two of them would not linger until the next day, she asked, "Are you not angry now?"

Ling Sheng smiled, "What do you think?"

In fact, she was not angry all this time, she just wanted to see how Xu Jue coaxed people.

Seeing that Ling Sheng was still angry, Xu Jue was as wilted as an eggplant beaten by Shuang: "Anyway, I was wrong, very wrong. I'm not lying to you, I just... want to get the ring back and give you a surprise Well, really."

Hearing this, Ling Sheng smiled softly: "That's really a surprise."

Xu Jue choked, wanting to cry but no tears.Because she was worried that Ling Sheng would be really angry, she picked up a glass of wine and drank it down in one gulp. Before she could even taste the taste, she stretched out her hand for another glass of wine.

When he was about to touch the body of the cup, Ling Sheng frowned and stopped him: "Although the alcohol content of plum wine is low, it has a lot of stamina. You have a poor capacity for alcohol, and you will get drunk if you drink so much."

With a bitter face, Xu Jue rubbed the smooth back of Ling Sheng's hand, and said pitifully, "If you don't get angry when I get drunk, then I'll drink everything up, not a drop left."

Knowing that this man was flattering her, Ling Sheng's heart softened, and the annoyance disappeared in an instant. He wiped off the remaining alcohol on Xu Jue's lips with his fingers, and said lightly, "I'm drunk again, let me take care of you again." ? Also, you didn't drink the wine like this, waste it."

Xu Jue pursed her lips, knowing that someone hadn't calmed down completely, holding the small cup in both hands, looking at Ling Sheng eagerly, very well-behaved: "Then I won't drink too much, and I won't drink so fast...you Pour me a glass? I'll taste it well and promise not to spoil it, so I'll report my experience in a thousand words to you, okay?"

"In addition to being coquettish, I've also learned to talk poorly." Ling Sheng said so, but his tone softened unconsciously, and poured a glass of wine for Xu Jue, "But, what happened just now is not over yet."

Xu Jue's face collapsed immediately: "Ah? Well, then why don't you get angry and tell me directly, lest I keep guessing."

Ling Sheng knew that she had misunderstood, and explained: "What I said was angry, it wasn't about going to get the ring before. Just now, rock-paper-scissors, you lost. Before paying the bet, do you want to know where you lost?"

Speaking of this, Xu Jue was really puzzled.According to the logic chain she had thought before, Ling Sheng shouldn't have released cloth.

"I don't know. Ordinarily, if I play a stone, no matter whether you let me or not, or whether you feint or not, you shouldn't make a mistake. A good result is a win, and a bad result should be a tie. How can you lose?"

Ling Sheng said: "It's very simple. Your thoughts are reflected on your face. I only need to follow your mind to guess and know your choice. Among your choices, the biggest chance of winning is the stone, so what would you choose? It's clear at a glance."

Xu Jue was thoughtful at first, but when he realized it, he was very angry: "Why are you playing a game and plotting against me?"

Ling Sheng nodded her forehead: "It's too easy for you to guess what it means for me to plot against you. What I want to tell you is that it doesn't matter if you treat me like this. But if you want to go up from the supervisor, you will inevitably need to deal with entertainment and interpersonal relationships in the future. You have to learn to hide your thoughts."

Xu Jue drank a small glass of wine slowly, smacked his lips: "Got it."

Seeing that Xu Jue didn't care, Ling Sheng's tone was a little harsher: "Take care of yourself and say something bad, if one day I break up with you, or I can't take care of you, what will you do? "

Xu Jue pursed her lips, holding back the tears that burst out for a moment: "I will cry if you are like this, I won't lie to you."

Originally, he wanted to educate his little rabbit, but he didn't expect that Xu Jue would feel sad when it came to the separation, even if it was just a hypothesis.Ling Sheng didn't know whether he should be happy or helpless: "If you cry, I don't care about you, or do you insist on leaving?"

"Then I will cry desperately, cry loudly, what pear blossoms bring rain, cry loudly, cry bitterly, try them all... Oh, I don't want to cry bitterly, I am a little fairy without a runny nose." Xu Jue swallowed Tears swirling back into the eyes, pretending to be brisk.

Ling Sheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Alright, you are a little fairy. But little fairy Xu, last time you cried in the kitchen, you wiped my nose and tears."

Xu Jue: "..."

She glared at Ling Sheng, and said ferociously: "You despise my tears and snot before you're married, don't you? What about your EQ? Can you talk?"

This man is good at learning from others.

Ling Sheng bowed again and again, and said with a smile: "It's my fault. I made a mistake. Those are not tears and snot, but the pearls of Princess Mermaid."

Xu Jue groaned, rolled his eyes, and insisted on finding the bones in the egg, wanting to take the opportunity to get revenge: "Okay, you call me inhuman?"

Ling Sheng smiled, pinched Xu Jue's nose, and her beautiful eyes flowed: "I won't scold you. As the saying goes, if you marry a chicken, you will marry a dog. I am what A Jue is. Cursing you is the same as scolding you." Myself?"

These words are so beautiful, Xu Jue puffed up her cheeks, trying to pick some more thorns, but the corners of her mouth revealed her thoughts, and she raised her voice: "Why did you marry me? Didn't you just say you married me? Little weak suffer!" ?”

Ling Sheng was amused by her small appearance, and said angrily: "I'll open a dyeing workshop if I give you some color. Say it again, who is the weak one?"

Xu Jue wanted to say that whoever asked was a coward, but under Ling Sheng's gaze, that bit of courage dissipated, and he huddled together: "I..."

"Reluctant? Do you want to play rock-paper-scissors a few more times to convince you?" Ling Sheng asked after taking a sip of his wine.

Xu Jue rolled up his sleeves and regained his confidence again: "Come on, you lied to me earlier, if you don't lie to me, it is impossible for you to win the Ouhuang."

The scene of someone who almost couldn't get out of the plane was vivid in his mind. Ling Sheng didn't remind Xu Jue, and continued to dig a hole: "This time, you are not allowed to play tricks, dare you, small force attack?"

"Who cheated? This strong attack never cheats!"

"As for the bet, let's talk about the substance first."

It's purely luck, each has a [-]/[-] chance of winning, Xu Jue gritted his teeth: "Whoever loses will admit to the opponent's strong attack, and also, I have to feed wine, sing ditties, and feed pocky with my mouth, and then shout The wife of the other party ten times. Every time the person who wins can choose these requirements, or think of one himself."

Hearing a series of vile demands, Ling Sheng's expression remained unchanged: "I'll add one more condition."

"What conditions?"

"You'll know if you lose."

"..."

The next day, Shi Fei came to knock on the door and asked Xu Jue to climb the mountain, but found that Xu Jue seemed to have caught a cold again, and his voice was very hoarse.