His personality is not good
Chapter 31 "Fuck, you like guys too!"
In fact, Zhong Weishi just talked about the birthday gift, but he really didn't take it to heart.
Thinking back to last year, I celebrated my birthday with Qiangzi and the others, and the gift was a pack of spicy strips, with a skull and a row of non-mainstream fonts printed on the package: Reaper spicy strips.
"Happy birthday, big birthday star! Try it, this is really delicious! It's 100 times stronger than Weilong."
Zhong Weishi took a big bite expectantly, a pungent spicy taste went straight to his internal organs, choking his face with tears and making him unable to open his eyes.
It was not an ordinary spicy bar at all, just one lick was enough to make people lose their sense of taste. He lay on the edge of the sink and washed his mouth in excruciating pain for half an hour. is constantly being secreted.
The few instigators laughed heartlessly beside them.
The next day, there was still a burning sensation in the ass.
His understanding of the word 'gift' was just for fun. He didn't expect Gu Lizhou to choose gifts so carefully.
I have to say that Gu Lizhou's handwriting is as beautiful as his own, almost exactly the same as Wan Lizhou's signature!
Estimated to practice for a long time.
Zhong Weishi collapsed on the bed in a big shape, shook his feet twice, buried his head deeply in the pillow, and let out a long sigh.
After thinking about it, I feel so embarrassed, I would have pretended to be cheated if I knew it!
When the right hand touches the key, the system emits a 'da da da' typing sound.
[Weishi]: I was so excited just now, I seem to have forgotten to say thank you.
[Little boy]: You're welcome.
[Wei Shi]: The watch is quite expensive, it really costs money.
[Little Boyfriend]: Make up for the fatherly love you have lost over the years.
Zhong Weishi was overjoyed to see the message.
It was a bit strenuous to type with one hand, so he changed his posture and propped his elbows on the bed.
[Wei Shi]: When is your birthday?
[Little boy]: Father's Day next year.
[Wei Shi]: You are not finished yet!Seriously!
[Little boy]: 2.29
[Wei Shi]: Ward Shelduck!Really?
Gu Lizhou sent a passport photo to prove that he did not lie.
The ID card photo was newly taken, Zhong Weishi zoomed in on the photo and stared at it for a while.
The best in the world.
[Wei Shi]: You are miserable, don't you have many fewer birthdays than others in this life?
[Little Boyfriend]: Yes, once every four years.
[Weishi]: Then you are only seven years old hahahahaha
[Little boy]: ...
[Weishi]: I wrote down your birthday!It's time to celebrate your lunar birthday with you!
Gu Lizhou stared blankly at the last sentence for a long time.
He can't remember the last time someone celebrated his birthday with him, maybe seven or eight years ago?He never paid much attention to these festivals.
But when he looked at the last exclamation point, he actually looked forward to the day when his birthday came.
With the cigarette he just lit between his fingers, he tapped the screen with one finger and replied, "Okay, go to bed early."
[Neuropathy]: Well, good night.
"Good night."
It was past eleven o'clock after the chat.
Gu Lizhou didn't feel sleepy. Sitting at the desk, he thought about what happened today.
Thoughts drifted back to the night when Zhong Weishi blew rainbow farts.
Zhong Weishi said that reading his articles, he could feel the strength.
Fate is really a magical thing. The power brought to others many years ago, goes around and around, and injects it back into his own body in another way.
Such a resounding reputation will one day become a thing of the past, and life will only be meaningful if you persevere.
It doesn't matter how many people leave, the important thing is that there must be someone waiting for him.
Afterwards, he thought about it carefully, and felt that it was good that the yuan wall at this level was not pierced. With him appearing in front of Zhong Weishi in such a depressed state, Bai Yueguang's image would probably collapse.
I want to go back to my original self.
I want the next ten years, 20 years, 30 years... to be more meaningful, and I want to be able to remember the past with pride in my old age.
——I have been apprehensive, disappointed, confused, collapsed, and got down, but I stood up again and found my direction.
Gu Lizhou stared at the screen and typed on the keyboard.
The slack in his eyes turned to concentration.
Following the sudden inspiration last time, he sorted out the main line and many branches, and prepared to write a long suspenseful novel.
The main characters and the general framework of the story have been released. The murder of the anchor will be the first case. The next step is to gradually refine each branch line and correct logical errors.
He has seen countless works of this kind of theme, but it is the first time he has actually picked up a pen to write.
I don’t know how long it will take to finish writing, how many difficulties will be encountered in the middle of creation, and how many people will be willing to read it after writing.
But he knew that this moment was a new starting point for his life.
In the future, I can stand in front of my fans again and ask him to take back the words "I can't write when I'm old".
Wan Lizhou is not a genius, but he has always been awesome. People who can stick to their dreams are all awesome.
The sound of typing on the keyboard ended at four o'clock in the morning. Gu Lizhou went to bed and fell asleep. He was woken up by the noise of the kitchen at eight o'clock in the morning. He got up and continued to check the information.
Zhong Weishi, who was a few walls away from him, was also excited all night, studying the calendar function of the new watch for a while, watching Dafei live broadcast for a while, thinking about the fine before going to bed, another carp jumped up from the bed I wrote an IOU and calculated it together with the rent of more than 4000 last time.
Early in the morning.
Cao Zhiheng was drying clothes on the balcony, Zhong Weishi nodded and greeted him, and went straight to Gu Lizhou's bedroom.
"Rich man...that me last night..." The second half of his sentence got stuck in his throat and he stopped.
Because he saw Gu Lizhou's computer screen switch from an interface to the desktop in an instant.
Men usually only have this kind of reaction in two situations. One is when they meet a leader while playing games in the office, and the other is when someone pushes the door and enters while watching porn and masturbating.
The man sitting in front of the computer desk was wearing thin-rimmed glasses, with a panicked expression, a look of astonishment, his lips were slightly parted, like a wooden man, and he didn't react.
The answer is so obvious!
Unexpectedly, Gu Lizhou...
Zhong Weishi said "噫~" in his heart.
Gu Lizhou's seat was facing away from the door, if this guy hadn't been in a hurry when he rushed in, he wouldn't have had time to react.
He glanced at his notebook again, and after confirming that all his documents were minimized, he turned his head and shouted, "Who told you to come in without knocking? Get out and come in again!"
"Oh." Zhong Weishi pursed his lips, went out and knocked on the door three times, "Excuse me, is the rich man at home?"
Gu Lizhou chuckled, "Come in."
Compared with sitting in front of the computer and masturbating early in the morning, Zhong Weishi was more surprised by the way Gu Lizhou wore glasses.
This man is very particular about food, clothing, housing and transportation. Even in his 30s, his skin is still smooth and fair. The thin black gold frame on the bridge of his nose is gentle and good-looking.
At this moment, his desk was covered with papers, his right hand was still resting on the mouse, his bangs half covered his eyebrows, he looked like a student he had never seen before.
The eyebrows and eyes hidden behind the lens are not as lazy as usual, and they are so deep that they seem to be a different person.
It was the first time he had seen a man who looked better with glasses than without them.
But at the same time, there was another breath of gentle scum blowing towards his face.
Zhong Weishi scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, "Did I bother you?"
"What?" Gu Lizhou's mind was full of "It's over, it's over, if the little bastard asks me how to answer, my identity won't just be exposed like this", it took a while to understand from Zhong Weishi's malicious eyes He meant that the backhand was a sharp slap, "What are you thinking about?"
"Isn't it?" Zhong Weishi's gaze was on Gu Lizhou's crotch.I glanced at the bottom of the jeans, there is no abnormal protrusion, and the zipper is intact, "Then what are you looking at?"
"None of your business." Gu Lizhou closed the computer, got up and climbed onto the bed.
This guilty conscience caused Zhong Weishi to imagine, "Isn't it true?"
"Of course not." Gu Lizhou frankly said.
"Why are you wearing glasses?" Zhong Weishi squeezed the frame of the glasses on the bridge of his nose, "Mom, it really has prescriptions."
"Nonsense, why should I wear it if I don't have a prescription?"
"Pretentious, I always wear plain glasses when filming, playing that kind of gentle scum." Zhong Weishi looked at him, "You can wear glasses..."
He originally wanted to say he was very gentle, but Gu Lizhou kept staring at him with that kind of deep eyes, which made his throat tighten, and for some reason, he became "what a scum."
A bloody beating.
Zhong Weishi was rolling on the bed with his pillow in his arms, Gu Lizhou leaped forward and hugged him, holding him tightly in his arms like a hairy crab, constantly tickling, "Still running?"
Zhong Weishi laughed so hard that he kicked his legs upside down, grabbing Gu Lizhou's wrist and pushing it out desperately, but he was scratched so hard that he couldn't use his strength at all, only collapsed laughter and panting were left in the room.
While struggling, he accidentally grabbed Gu Lizhou's chin, leaving three clear scratch marks on his fair skin.
Zhong Weishi gasped, "I'm sorry."
"You're dead." Gu Lizhou sat across his lap, scratching wildly.
Zhong Weishi struggled desperately like a loach, out of breath from laughing, finally grabbed Gu Lizhou's wrist, broke down and begged for mercy: "I, I, I was wrong."
Gu Lizhou clasped his wrist tightly with his backhand, bent down and pressed down: "Admitted defeat?"
There was a fluffy pillow between the two of them, and Zhong Weishi smelled a fragrant shampoo.
He stared into Gu Lizhou's eyes, like staring at the stars in the dark night.
My heart was beating wildly for some reason.
The short two seconds of staring at each other made his ears red and embarrassed. He blinked, nodded and said, "I admit defeat."
Only then did Gu Lizhou let go with a smile, straightened his crumpled clothes, "Why are you running over to me in such a hurry?"
Zhong Weishi scratched his ear, took out an IOU from his pocket and slapped it on his desk, "This is for you, the rent, together with the fine, I will pay you back when I save enough."
"So good?" Gu Lizhou glanced at the ugly IOU, "Can I pay it off within half a year?"
"I don't know, if you still don't know, let's wait for a while." Zhong Weishi said with a smile.
Next to the IOU is Gu Lizhou's handwritten character outline.
The eyes of the two meet at the same place.
"Huh?" Zhong Weishi's eyes lit up, "What are you writing..." The moment he was about to reach out to open it, Gu Lizhou snatched it away, and stuttered for the first time: "Then what, you, you have breakfast. have you eaten?"
"not yet."
"Let's go, let's have breakfast together." Gu Lizhou put one hand on his shoulder and pushed out the door.
"What are you writing?" Zhong Weishi turned his head and looked back.
"Practice calligraphy."
"Oh, would you like breakfast later?"
"Please, have you brushed your teeth and washed your face?" Gu Lizhou kept switching topics.
"Scrubbed and washed."
"Oh, that's right, then there's still gum in the eyes that hasn't been wiped clean."
"No way?" Zhong Weishi rubbed his eyes, "I really screwed up, don't believe me."
"Get lost." In fact, Gu Lizhou had been forced by Cao Zhiheng to drink a bowl of porridge and two steamed buns in the morning, and he asked to change the subject, who would have thought that the bastard would have ordered this and hadn't eaten yet.
When he arrived at the breakfast shop, he just ordered a small shrimp wonton.
"Are you a man, such little things are not enough to fit between your teeth." Zhong Weishi said.
"You order yours." Gu Lizhou took out a piece of Grandpa Mao from his wallet and put it on the cash register, "Eat as much as you can."
Zhong Weishi's appetite whetted his appetite, and he ordered a big family portrait wonton, as well as fried rice and mung bean soup.
"Would you like crab noodle soup buns? It's delicious too, with thin skin and lots of juice." Zhong Weishi looked up at the menu with his head up.
Gu Lizhou: "Order if you want."
"Then it's a waste if I can't finish my order, so I have to ask how much capacity your stomach can store."
Gu Lizhou thought for a while, "There are still about [-] to [-] percent left."
"How much is thirty or forty? One wonton? Your thirty or forty may be a bit different from mine. Qiangzi's three or forty may be the amount of ten bowls of instant noodles." Zhong Weishi analyzed seriously.
Gu Lizhou was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he asked the little girl behind the cashier to add some crab noodle soup dumplings.
"You are so generous." Zhong Weishi said.
"If you have the opportunity to be filial to me in the future."
"Know it--"
There was nothing to do this morning, so Zhong Weishi found a secluded corner and prepared to enjoy this hearty breakfast slowly.
There is WIFI in the breakfast shop, and while waiting for the food to be served, he lowered his head and checked the WeChat group messages.
[Huangfu]: Dafei, don't be afraid, I'm covering him, he doesn't dare to do anything to you.
[Da Fei]: I'm just afraid that if he comes to the store to harass me, it will be over if my parents find out. T_T This man is simply sick.
[Viagra]: @失时@微时 wake up?Something big happened! !Dafei was spotted!
[Huangfu]: The grandson said he wanted to race with me.
Zhong Weishi's pupils suddenly dilated, and he quickly scrolled up the chat history.
The grandson in Qiangzi's mouth is the "bad, that's the feeling" that he gave Da Feikuang a gift before.
After Zhong Weishi went offline last night, the two had a quarrel in the live broadcast room, the reason was that 'bad' they claimed to be Da Fei's boyfriend on the live broadcast platform, but Da Fei didn't admit it.
The matter dates back to the night when Gu Lizhou and Zhong Weishi watched the live broadcast together a few days ago.
Qiangzi only swiped a few aircraft carriers before stopping because of insufficient balance, and 'bad' swiped 6 yuan in gifts in one breath, stunned everyone in the live broadcast room.
After swiping the gift, I said that I want to increase the number of non-WeChat friends.
Anyone who has been in the society can understand that point. Da Fei naturally refused. He didn't add him as a friend at first, and asked his Alipay account in a private message to return the reward money.
'Oops' not only didn't pay, but went online again the next day and made a huge sum of money.
Dafei had a disturbed conscience, and finally added the other party as a friend, wanting to return the money privately and refuse this dirty 'business'.
And with this addition, Moments exposed his workplace - the "Legendary Hair Salon" on Yueshan Street.
'Oops' not only refused to accept Dafei's refund, but also teased him in various ways.
[Oops]: How can you be sure you don't like it if you haven't experienced it? I will definitely make you comfortable.
[Da Fei]: Stop talking.
[Oops]: Are you not happy to buy you a night with so much money?Not enough?If it's not enough, I can call you again.
As the name suggests, this is a bad opening speech, and Da Fei is very angry after hearing it.
[Da Fei]: Are you sick?I'm not out to sell.I can pay you back all the money I received, and I won't broadcast live again in the future.
[Oops]: I'm not short of money, if I give it to you, it's yours.
[Oops]: I can chase you slowly, right?Don't reject me so quickly, you don't even know me.
[Da Fei]: I don't want to know.
[Oops]: I feel bad for you like this.
[Da Fei]: I feel bad for you like this.
[Oops]: I'll go find you.
Zhong Weishi felt uncomfortable after reading the chat records released by Dafei. Gu Lizhou drank the mung bean soup in his bowl and commented with a smile: "Dafei is indeed very popular with boys."
Zhong Weishi's eyes widened, and he said suspiciously: "You don't like him too, do you?"
"I don't like this style." Gu Lizhou took another sip of soup.
"Oh, I was shocked." The moment Zhong Weishi bowed his head, he had a flash of inspiration and said, "Damn, you like men too!"
Countless heads in the store turned in unison in the same direction.
The result of the sudden surprise was that Gu Lizhou pushed him into the mung bean soup.
Although Gu Lizhou later said that he likes the opposite sex, Zhong Weishi still has some doubts about the credibility of his answer.
"I heard Uncle Cao say you don't have a girlfriend, why don't you have a girlfriend?"
"I can't hand it in, I haven't met the person I'm interested in."
"It shouldn't be... It stands to reason that it should be easy to find someone with your looks."
"I don't know, there is a lack of fate, who can go smoothly in this life." Gu Lizhou stirred the small wontons in the bowl, "I, so rich, so good-looking, and so good-natured, so perfect, God may feel……"
Before he finished speaking, the person on the opposite side let out a "vomit".
Gu Lizhou picked up his chopsticks and tapped him on the forehead.
Zhong Weishi narrowed his eyes and looked at him sideways, "You must have something to hide."
Gu Lizhou was tortured to the point of helplessness by him, "I just like men, right?"
This tone was too forced, Zhong Weishi didn't quite believe it.
The topic jumped back to the chat records in the group.
Da Fei looks coy on weekdays, but he is still a man after all, so he can't stand the repeated harassment from 'bad', and he gets blocked when he gets angry.
"Oops" threatened him on the live broadcast platform, and if he didn't agree to "get back together", he would go to his work place to find him.
Qiangzi fought for Dafei, and when he went up, he scolded him for being perverted and homosexual, and the two scolded each other head-to-head.
Qiangzi felt that the dignity of a man was as important as life.
I can't get enough of the online noise, so I'll go head-to-head offline.
Gu Lizhou, an old man who retired from the world, found it unbelievable when he talked about the ins and outs before the clock ticked.
What's the fuss about?
childish.
What Zhong Weishi is more concerned about is that Qiangzi only has a small electric car under his name, what do he want to use to race with others! ?
Qiangzi sent the agreed drag racing location, which is a Wanda mall in the direction of the city.
Gu Lizhou was forcibly dragged by Zhong Weishi to join in the fun.
main entrance.
Zhong Weishi was looking down at the places where he could go racing around Wanda.
There are traffic lights around the business district, even driving electric cars is quite dangerous, and it will be over if caught by the police, so he asked the cultural people next to him to help organize the language, trying to stop this game between men.
"It's a bunch of naive ghosts." Gu Lizhou didn't mind the pain in his back when he stood up and said, "Then let them go crazy, and it's time to meet people who know the traffic police team."
Zhong Weishi rolled his eyes at him, and sent a voice in the group: "Qiangzi, so, can you discuss it with him, don't drive fast, don't fight, civilized society, we want to be civilized people."
"How about whoever recites the eight honors and eight disgraces first in the competition? I will also participate! Trust me, I will win!"
Gu Lizhou: "..."
At this time, Ah Wei greeted him from Wanda's main entrance.
"Wei Shi, hurry up, they are already warming up!"
"Crazy, are they?" Zhong Weishi ran along impatiently, and felt that something was wrong, because Viagra was leading them into the shopping mall.
"Where is this going? Didn't you mean racing?"
"That's right, there is a motorcycle competition in the game hall on the third floor."
Gu Lizhou: "..."
Zhong Weishi: "..."
Thinking back to last year, I celebrated my birthday with Qiangzi and the others, and the gift was a pack of spicy strips, with a skull and a row of non-mainstream fonts printed on the package: Reaper spicy strips.
"Happy birthday, big birthday star! Try it, this is really delicious! It's 100 times stronger than Weilong."
Zhong Weishi took a big bite expectantly, a pungent spicy taste went straight to his internal organs, choking his face with tears and making him unable to open his eyes.
It was not an ordinary spicy bar at all, just one lick was enough to make people lose their sense of taste. He lay on the edge of the sink and washed his mouth in excruciating pain for half an hour. is constantly being secreted.
The few instigators laughed heartlessly beside them.
The next day, there was still a burning sensation in the ass.
His understanding of the word 'gift' was just for fun. He didn't expect Gu Lizhou to choose gifts so carefully.
I have to say that Gu Lizhou's handwriting is as beautiful as his own, almost exactly the same as Wan Lizhou's signature!
Estimated to practice for a long time.
Zhong Weishi collapsed on the bed in a big shape, shook his feet twice, buried his head deeply in the pillow, and let out a long sigh.
After thinking about it, I feel so embarrassed, I would have pretended to be cheated if I knew it!
When the right hand touches the key, the system emits a 'da da da' typing sound.
[Weishi]: I was so excited just now, I seem to have forgotten to say thank you.
[Little boy]: You're welcome.
[Wei Shi]: The watch is quite expensive, it really costs money.
[Little Boyfriend]: Make up for the fatherly love you have lost over the years.
Zhong Weishi was overjoyed to see the message.
It was a bit strenuous to type with one hand, so he changed his posture and propped his elbows on the bed.
[Wei Shi]: When is your birthday?
[Little boy]: Father's Day next year.
[Wei Shi]: You are not finished yet!Seriously!
[Little boy]: 2.29
[Wei Shi]: Ward Shelduck!Really?
Gu Lizhou sent a passport photo to prove that he did not lie.
The ID card photo was newly taken, Zhong Weishi zoomed in on the photo and stared at it for a while.
The best in the world.
[Wei Shi]: You are miserable, don't you have many fewer birthdays than others in this life?
[Little Boyfriend]: Yes, once every four years.
[Weishi]: Then you are only seven years old hahahahaha
[Little boy]: ...
[Weishi]: I wrote down your birthday!It's time to celebrate your lunar birthday with you!
Gu Lizhou stared blankly at the last sentence for a long time.
He can't remember the last time someone celebrated his birthday with him, maybe seven or eight years ago?He never paid much attention to these festivals.
But when he looked at the last exclamation point, he actually looked forward to the day when his birthday came.
With the cigarette he just lit between his fingers, he tapped the screen with one finger and replied, "Okay, go to bed early."
[Neuropathy]: Well, good night.
"Good night."
It was past eleven o'clock after the chat.
Gu Lizhou didn't feel sleepy. Sitting at the desk, he thought about what happened today.
Thoughts drifted back to the night when Zhong Weishi blew rainbow farts.
Zhong Weishi said that reading his articles, he could feel the strength.
Fate is really a magical thing. The power brought to others many years ago, goes around and around, and injects it back into his own body in another way.
Such a resounding reputation will one day become a thing of the past, and life will only be meaningful if you persevere.
It doesn't matter how many people leave, the important thing is that there must be someone waiting for him.
Afterwards, he thought about it carefully, and felt that it was good that the yuan wall at this level was not pierced. With him appearing in front of Zhong Weishi in such a depressed state, Bai Yueguang's image would probably collapse.
I want to go back to my original self.
I want the next ten years, 20 years, 30 years... to be more meaningful, and I want to be able to remember the past with pride in my old age.
——I have been apprehensive, disappointed, confused, collapsed, and got down, but I stood up again and found my direction.
Gu Lizhou stared at the screen and typed on the keyboard.
The slack in his eyes turned to concentration.
Following the sudden inspiration last time, he sorted out the main line and many branches, and prepared to write a long suspenseful novel.
The main characters and the general framework of the story have been released. The murder of the anchor will be the first case. The next step is to gradually refine each branch line and correct logical errors.
He has seen countless works of this kind of theme, but it is the first time he has actually picked up a pen to write.
I don’t know how long it will take to finish writing, how many difficulties will be encountered in the middle of creation, and how many people will be willing to read it after writing.
But he knew that this moment was a new starting point for his life.
In the future, I can stand in front of my fans again and ask him to take back the words "I can't write when I'm old".
Wan Lizhou is not a genius, but he has always been awesome. People who can stick to their dreams are all awesome.
The sound of typing on the keyboard ended at four o'clock in the morning. Gu Lizhou went to bed and fell asleep. He was woken up by the noise of the kitchen at eight o'clock in the morning. He got up and continued to check the information.
Zhong Weishi, who was a few walls away from him, was also excited all night, studying the calendar function of the new watch for a while, watching Dafei live broadcast for a while, thinking about the fine before going to bed, another carp jumped up from the bed I wrote an IOU and calculated it together with the rent of more than 4000 last time.
Early in the morning.
Cao Zhiheng was drying clothes on the balcony, Zhong Weishi nodded and greeted him, and went straight to Gu Lizhou's bedroom.
"Rich man...that me last night..." The second half of his sentence got stuck in his throat and he stopped.
Because he saw Gu Lizhou's computer screen switch from an interface to the desktop in an instant.
Men usually only have this kind of reaction in two situations. One is when they meet a leader while playing games in the office, and the other is when someone pushes the door and enters while watching porn and masturbating.
The man sitting in front of the computer desk was wearing thin-rimmed glasses, with a panicked expression, a look of astonishment, his lips were slightly parted, like a wooden man, and he didn't react.
The answer is so obvious!
Unexpectedly, Gu Lizhou...
Zhong Weishi said "噫~" in his heart.
Gu Lizhou's seat was facing away from the door, if this guy hadn't been in a hurry when he rushed in, he wouldn't have had time to react.
He glanced at his notebook again, and after confirming that all his documents were minimized, he turned his head and shouted, "Who told you to come in without knocking? Get out and come in again!"
"Oh." Zhong Weishi pursed his lips, went out and knocked on the door three times, "Excuse me, is the rich man at home?"
Gu Lizhou chuckled, "Come in."
Compared with sitting in front of the computer and masturbating early in the morning, Zhong Weishi was more surprised by the way Gu Lizhou wore glasses.
This man is very particular about food, clothing, housing and transportation. Even in his 30s, his skin is still smooth and fair. The thin black gold frame on the bridge of his nose is gentle and good-looking.
At this moment, his desk was covered with papers, his right hand was still resting on the mouse, his bangs half covered his eyebrows, he looked like a student he had never seen before.
The eyebrows and eyes hidden behind the lens are not as lazy as usual, and they are so deep that they seem to be a different person.
It was the first time he had seen a man who looked better with glasses than without them.
But at the same time, there was another breath of gentle scum blowing towards his face.
Zhong Weishi scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, "Did I bother you?"
"What?" Gu Lizhou's mind was full of "It's over, it's over, if the little bastard asks me how to answer, my identity won't just be exposed like this", it took a while to understand from Zhong Weishi's malicious eyes He meant that the backhand was a sharp slap, "What are you thinking about?"
"Isn't it?" Zhong Weishi's gaze was on Gu Lizhou's crotch.I glanced at the bottom of the jeans, there is no abnormal protrusion, and the zipper is intact, "Then what are you looking at?"
"None of your business." Gu Lizhou closed the computer, got up and climbed onto the bed.
This guilty conscience caused Zhong Weishi to imagine, "Isn't it true?"
"Of course not." Gu Lizhou frankly said.
"Why are you wearing glasses?" Zhong Weishi squeezed the frame of the glasses on the bridge of his nose, "Mom, it really has prescriptions."
"Nonsense, why should I wear it if I don't have a prescription?"
"Pretentious, I always wear plain glasses when filming, playing that kind of gentle scum." Zhong Weishi looked at him, "You can wear glasses..."
He originally wanted to say he was very gentle, but Gu Lizhou kept staring at him with that kind of deep eyes, which made his throat tighten, and for some reason, he became "what a scum."
A bloody beating.
Zhong Weishi was rolling on the bed with his pillow in his arms, Gu Lizhou leaped forward and hugged him, holding him tightly in his arms like a hairy crab, constantly tickling, "Still running?"
Zhong Weishi laughed so hard that he kicked his legs upside down, grabbing Gu Lizhou's wrist and pushing it out desperately, but he was scratched so hard that he couldn't use his strength at all, only collapsed laughter and panting were left in the room.
While struggling, he accidentally grabbed Gu Lizhou's chin, leaving three clear scratch marks on his fair skin.
Zhong Weishi gasped, "I'm sorry."
"You're dead." Gu Lizhou sat across his lap, scratching wildly.
Zhong Weishi struggled desperately like a loach, out of breath from laughing, finally grabbed Gu Lizhou's wrist, broke down and begged for mercy: "I, I, I was wrong."
Gu Lizhou clasped his wrist tightly with his backhand, bent down and pressed down: "Admitted defeat?"
There was a fluffy pillow between the two of them, and Zhong Weishi smelled a fragrant shampoo.
He stared into Gu Lizhou's eyes, like staring at the stars in the dark night.
My heart was beating wildly for some reason.
The short two seconds of staring at each other made his ears red and embarrassed. He blinked, nodded and said, "I admit defeat."
Only then did Gu Lizhou let go with a smile, straightened his crumpled clothes, "Why are you running over to me in such a hurry?"
Zhong Weishi scratched his ear, took out an IOU from his pocket and slapped it on his desk, "This is for you, the rent, together with the fine, I will pay you back when I save enough."
"So good?" Gu Lizhou glanced at the ugly IOU, "Can I pay it off within half a year?"
"I don't know, if you still don't know, let's wait for a while." Zhong Weishi said with a smile.
Next to the IOU is Gu Lizhou's handwritten character outline.
The eyes of the two meet at the same place.
"Huh?" Zhong Weishi's eyes lit up, "What are you writing..." The moment he was about to reach out to open it, Gu Lizhou snatched it away, and stuttered for the first time: "Then what, you, you have breakfast. have you eaten?"
"not yet."
"Let's go, let's have breakfast together." Gu Lizhou put one hand on his shoulder and pushed out the door.
"What are you writing?" Zhong Weishi turned his head and looked back.
"Practice calligraphy."
"Oh, would you like breakfast later?"
"Please, have you brushed your teeth and washed your face?" Gu Lizhou kept switching topics.
"Scrubbed and washed."
"Oh, that's right, then there's still gum in the eyes that hasn't been wiped clean."
"No way?" Zhong Weishi rubbed his eyes, "I really screwed up, don't believe me."
"Get lost." In fact, Gu Lizhou had been forced by Cao Zhiheng to drink a bowl of porridge and two steamed buns in the morning, and he asked to change the subject, who would have thought that the bastard would have ordered this and hadn't eaten yet.
When he arrived at the breakfast shop, he just ordered a small shrimp wonton.
"Are you a man, such little things are not enough to fit between your teeth." Zhong Weishi said.
"You order yours." Gu Lizhou took out a piece of Grandpa Mao from his wallet and put it on the cash register, "Eat as much as you can."
Zhong Weishi's appetite whetted his appetite, and he ordered a big family portrait wonton, as well as fried rice and mung bean soup.
"Would you like crab noodle soup buns? It's delicious too, with thin skin and lots of juice." Zhong Weishi looked up at the menu with his head up.
Gu Lizhou: "Order if you want."
"Then it's a waste if I can't finish my order, so I have to ask how much capacity your stomach can store."
Gu Lizhou thought for a while, "There are still about [-] to [-] percent left."
"How much is thirty or forty? One wonton? Your thirty or forty may be a bit different from mine. Qiangzi's three or forty may be the amount of ten bowls of instant noodles." Zhong Weishi analyzed seriously.
Gu Lizhou was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he asked the little girl behind the cashier to add some crab noodle soup dumplings.
"You are so generous." Zhong Weishi said.
"If you have the opportunity to be filial to me in the future."
"Know it--"
There was nothing to do this morning, so Zhong Weishi found a secluded corner and prepared to enjoy this hearty breakfast slowly.
There is WIFI in the breakfast shop, and while waiting for the food to be served, he lowered his head and checked the WeChat group messages.
[Huangfu]: Dafei, don't be afraid, I'm covering him, he doesn't dare to do anything to you.
[Da Fei]: I'm just afraid that if he comes to the store to harass me, it will be over if my parents find out. T_T This man is simply sick.
[Viagra]: @失时@微时 wake up?Something big happened! !Dafei was spotted!
[Huangfu]: The grandson said he wanted to race with me.
Zhong Weishi's pupils suddenly dilated, and he quickly scrolled up the chat history.
The grandson in Qiangzi's mouth is the "bad, that's the feeling" that he gave Da Feikuang a gift before.
After Zhong Weishi went offline last night, the two had a quarrel in the live broadcast room, the reason was that 'bad' they claimed to be Da Fei's boyfriend on the live broadcast platform, but Da Fei didn't admit it.
The matter dates back to the night when Gu Lizhou and Zhong Weishi watched the live broadcast together a few days ago.
Qiangzi only swiped a few aircraft carriers before stopping because of insufficient balance, and 'bad' swiped 6 yuan in gifts in one breath, stunned everyone in the live broadcast room.
After swiping the gift, I said that I want to increase the number of non-WeChat friends.
Anyone who has been in the society can understand that point. Da Fei naturally refused. He didn't add him as a friend at first, and asked his Alipay account in a private message to return the reward money.
'Oops' not only didn't pay, but went online again the next day and made a huge sum of money.
Dafei had a disturbed conscience, and finally added the other party as a friend, wanting to return the money privately and refuse this dirty 'business'.
And with this addition, Moments exposed his workplace - the "Legendary Hair Salon" on Yueshan Street.
'Oops' not only refused to accept Dafei's refund, but also teased him in various ways.
[Oops]: How can you be sure you don't like it if you haven't experienced it? I will definitely make you comfortable.
[Da Fei]: Stop talking.
[Oops]: Are you not happy to buy you a night with so much money?Not enough?If it's not enough, I can call you again.
As the name suggests, this is a bad opening speech, and Da Fei is very angry after hearing it.
[Da Fei]: Are you sick?I'm not out to sell.I can pay you back all the money I received, and I won't broadcast live again in the future.
[Oops]: I'm not short of money, if I give it to you, it's yours.
[Oops]: I can chase you slowly, right?Don't reject me so quickly, you don't even know me.
[Da Fei]: I don't want to know.
[Oops]: I feel bad for you like this.
[Da Fei]: I feel bad for you like this.
[Oops]: I'll go find you.
Zhong Weishi felt uncomfortable after reading the chat records released by Dafei. Gu Lizhou drank the mung bean soup in his bowl and commented with a smile: "Dafei is indeed very popular with boys."
Zhong Weishi's eyes widened, and he said suspiciously: "You don't like him too, do you?"
"I don't like this style." Gu Lizhou took another sip of soup.
"Oh, I was shocked." The moment Zhong Weishi bowed his head, he had a flash of inspiration and said, "Damn, you like men too!"
Countless heads in the store turned in unison in the same direction.
The result of the sudden surprise was that Gu Lizhou pushed him into the mung bean soup.
Although Gu Lizhou later said that he likes the opposite sex, Zhong Weishi still has some doubts about the credibility of his answer.
"I heard Uncle Cao say you don't have a girlfriend, why don't you have a girlfriend?"
"I can't hand it in, I haven't met the person I'm interested in."
"It shouldn't be... It stands to reason that it should be easy to find someone with your looks."
"I don't know, there is a lack of fate, who can go smoothly in this life." Gu Lizhou stirred the small wontons in the bowl, "I, so rich, so good-looking, and so good-natured, so perfect, God may feel……"
Before he finished speaking, the person on the opposite side let out a "vomit".
Gu Lizhou picked up his chopsticks and tapped him on the forehead.
Zhong Weishi narrowed his eyes and looked at him sideways, "You must have something to hide."
Gu Lizhou was tortured to the point of helplessness by him, "I just like men, right?"
This tone was too forced, Zhong Weishi didn't quite believe it.
The topic jumped back to the chat records in the group.
Da Fei looks coy on weekdays, but he is still a man after all, so he can't stand the repeated harassment from 'bad', and he gets blocked when he gets angry.
"Oops" threatened him on the live broadcast platform, and if he didn't agree to "get back together", he would go to his work place to find him.
Qiangzi fought for Dafei, and when he went up, he scolded him for being perverted and homosexual, and the two scolded each other head-to-head.
Qiangzi felt that the dignity of a man was as important as life.
I can't get enough of the online noise, so I'll go head-to-head offline.
Gu Lizhou, an old man who retired from the world, found it unbelievable when he talked about the ins and outs before the clock ticked.
What's the fuss about?
childish.
What Zhong Weishi is more concerned about is that Qiangzi only has a small electric car under his name, what do he want to use to race with others! ?
Qiangzi sent the agreed drag racing location, which is a Wanda mall in the direction of the city.
Gu Lizhou was forcibly dragged by Zhong Weishi to join in the fun.
main entrance.
Zhong Weishi was looking down at the places where he could go racing around Wanda.
There are traffic lights around the business district, even driving electric cars is quite dangerous, and it will be over if caught by the police, so he asked the cultural people next to him to help organize the language, trying to stop this game between men.
"It's a bunch of naive ghosts." Gu Lizhou didn't mind the pain in his back when he stood up and said, "Then let them go crazy, and it's time to meet people who know the traffic police team."
Zhong Weishi rolled his eyes at him, and sent a voice in the group: "Qiangzi, so, can you discuss it with him, don't drive fast, don't fight, civilized society, we want to be civilized people."
"How about whoever recites the eight honors and eight disgraces first in the competition? I will also participate! Trust me, I will win!"
Gu Lizhou: "..."
At this time, Ah Wei greeted him from Wanda's main entrance.
"Wei Shi, hurry up, they are already warming up!"
"Crazy, are they?" Zhong Weishi ran along impatiently, and felt that something was wrong, because Viagra was leading them into the shopping mall.
"Where is this going? Didn't you mean racing?"
"That's right, there is a motorcycle competition in the game hall on the third floor."
Gu Lizhou: "..."
Zhong Weishi: "..."
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