[Main Hokage] I'm not Namikaze Minato

"What the hell did you do to the ribbon issue, you stupid scientologist!"

Before I opened the door and went in, I heard someone roaring like this.

Ribbon issue?Could it be that Lu Rendou was going to change jobs to become a tailor, and he ruined a certain designer's drawings, so he was killed?

I pushed open the door in amazement, and saw an old man staring at the passer-by with red eyes, and made the passer-by fall to the ground.

It's really shocking, the eyes of weeping ghosts and gods!I also need to practice to enhance my charm and lethality.

Ugh?Wait, this one looks familiar, have you seen it before?

"Well, excuse me. Who are you? I seem to have seen you somewhere, yes, I must have seen you."

So the old man glared at me angrily: "You just took my forehead protector today!"

"For a forehead protection, as for chasing him home? Elderly, don't be angry, drink some water and rest first." So the old man's decree lines deepened: "I'm not an old man! Cough cough, cough cough!!"

Tsk, look coughing up blood, looks like the age of half a coffin.Okay, I understand, I understand, older people don't like being called old.

"I used the body cultivated from his original cells, and implanted the original soul fragments. I didn't expect it to become like this! Either he is such a person in the first place, or it is because his soul is not complete, so it will be like this!"

Brother Passerby got up from the ground in a dying struggle, and retorted angrily.

So the two of them stared at me together, and the old man said it was impossible, and then beat the passer-by.

... I found a stool and ate melon seeds to watch.

After the beating, the two of them sneaked around again and chatted for a long time, then looked at me together again, and whispered again.

Hey, is this when I die?Obviously talking bad about me!

"What's going on, do you still want to fight?"

I protest.

"Ahem, Xiaocao, let's get acquainted. This one, his pseudonym is Cang Yuanzhou."

I:"……??!!"

What did you say?This is impossible!Don't bully me for my lack of common sense!This person is obviously a rebellious Konoha, how could he be the great teacher Cangyuan, the stepfather I think is good!

"evidence?"

The old man, no, he might be the great sage of Master Cang Yuan. He raised his hand and waved his pen, and a large and scattered signature appeared on the paper.

I took the first page of the printed booklet and compared it with the signature on the paper, and it was the same.

"Wait, this can't be used as evidence." I carefully put away my signature, "You are from the Uchiha clan, right? I remember that people in this clan have Sharingans that can copy others. You can sign out the same as Cangyuan-sensei. Your name can only prove that you are indeed Uchiha, but not that you are Master Cangyuan himself."

"Why do you suddenly have common sense at such a strange time?" Passerby complained to me.

"I want you to take care of it!" Can't I have an idea?

"How about it." The person who claimed to be Cangyuan teacher pondered for a while, "I will stop updating next month, and I will be able to prove that I am indeed Cangyuan axis."

"No, no, no, I believe, I really believe!"

I knelt down immediately.Don't break my spiritual food, hey!I also want to know if the good ninja with a scar on his face who went to teach in a ninja school in the book was later raped by an obscene white-haired ninja!Now is the most exciting time!How can it be broken!

"In his current situation, you just let him out like this?"

Master Cangyuan twitched the corner of his mouth, and questioned the passer-by.

"I can't help it. If I don't release it, do I have to wait for him to destroy my laboratory?"

Passers-by wiped their sweat.

"You don't know how difficult this guy is to keep! Just like a big dog, if you don't let him out to let him lose his energy, he will destroy things in the laboratory! Every equipment is very expensive!"

"But his face..."

"I know, I know! I also said that I want to teach him facial art, but he has a good understanding of offensive ninjutsu, but he is not good at changing ninjutsu."

Teacher Cangyuan stared at me suspiciously, and I was a little nervous.

Well, in fact, I can also get started with the changeable, but the so-called face-painting technique mentioned by passers-by is too cruel, and I have to use other people's faces as masks.It is too pitiful for a person to die when he dies, and even his identity is taken away. (Worker: Although I am very touched, but you seem to have forgotten who snatched the ID card of Rebel Nin before?)

"Understood, I will teach him how to hide his identity."

—Dad!Comrades, this is my dear father! (Work: Who beat him up before?)

"Then trouble you to instill common sense in him by the way. I've tried my best before."

The passer-by said so with a bitter face and deep hatred.

"Hmph, useless guy."

My father laughed at passers-by, and then said to me: "Let's go, I'll take you to—"

"See my mother?" I couldn't help answering.

To be honest, I really want to meet the mother who named me.Did my dear father finally decide to take me to see my mother?

"……pocket!"

"I said it all, I did my best!"

"Stop beating him, Dad, if you beat him again, you'll make him even more stupid~!"

……

…………

Mizhi was silent for half a minute, then his father opened his mouth.

"I'm not your father."

I have been hurt by tons!This, this is... Daddy, he hasn't been married by mom yet, so he despises me as a fool?

Immediately, my eyes were filled with tears, and the miserable music played in my heart, and the pitiful scene of myself standing in the autumn wind and being swept out, crying and calling my mother appeared in my mind.

"Father! Even if I accidentally beat you, you can't deny me, woooooo! What will I do if you don't want me!! Dad~~!!"

Then there was a whirlwind, he, he actually took advantage of my sadness, and amplified his move? !

(:з)∠) Sorry for my mistake, the stepfather is the stepfather, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! !

"Why did you suddenly read monthly?!"

"I couldn't hold back for a while."

"Wait, don't go! You agreed to raise him, you just agreed! Uchiha Itachi, come back to me!!"

"..."

(:з)∠) After that day, I haven’t seen my stepfather for a long time.