HP through the autumn

When Qiu Zhang stood in front of Ollivander's Wand Shop, facing the dilapidated shop door and the thousands of wand boxes piled up to the roof, he still couldn't help but silently exclaimed in his heart: "Lying in a trough!"

After 11 years, she finally managed not to say these words.

In my previous life, Qiu once heard a story: A classmate studying in the United States said that there was a boy on campus with fashionable clothes and a standard accent. Everyone thought he was Korean.Until one day, the boy stepped on a pile of shit, and the sound of "Fuck!" resounded through the sky.

This story tells us that what comes out in a hurry must be the mother tongue.

At that time, Qiu, who laughed so hard when he heard this joke, never thought that he would face the same situation.

As a time-traveling girl whose native language is Chinese, when she sees the teacups flying around in the restaurant, she says "Fuck!" When she flies up on a children's broomstick, she says "Fuck!" ", when she saw a fairy tale book with moving characters in the illustrations, she said "Fuck".

Finally, when she got her acceptance letter to Hogwarts, she said "Blimey!"

Qiu walked into Ollivander's wand shop with her mother. Mr. Ollivander greeted him. According to the usual practice, he reminisced about the past, lamented the passage of time, and recalled the past when Zhang's mother bought wands here. By the way, he revisited the The material of that wand, and then her dad's wand.

She waited patiently with her mother for Mr. Ollivander to finish his rambling tale of the past.Mr. Ollivander is old and strong, and his memory is better than that of young people. As long as he is given a set of high school politics, history and geography textbooks, he will definitely get full marks in the comprehensive essay.

When he finally finished reminiscing about the past, Mr. Ollivander asked Cho which hand he used.

"Right hand, sir." Qiu replied politely, secretly looking forward to the material of her wand.

The wand is not only a wizard's best friend, but also the best choice for fan heroines to show their status.

Is your wand core ancient elf hair?Weak, mine is thestral hair, only one.

Thestral hair?Maybe you should take a look at my staff core - the scales of the Eastern Dragon, from the mysterious East!

What's there?My wand is made of elderberry, does elderberry know how to cut?The Elder Wand is made of this wood.

What is elderberry?My wand is made of oriental jade, which is much more expensive than yours. Do you know how expensive Hetian jade is?

One is as mysterious as the other, as ancient as the other, and as Chinese as the other.

The last Mary Sue stood up reservedly and said that she had eight magic wands, all of which had colorful flash effects, so the remaining Mary Sue retreated: they couldn't afford to be provoked.

In those fan fictions I read back then, after the heroines found themselves in the world of Harry Potter, they first judged the era they were in, and then began to intervene in the plot, engaging in CP with the characters in the plot. Even replaced Voldemort as a new generation of wizarding overlord.

However, when she actually came here, she realized that her first task was to find out whether it was the original work or a fan.It would be terrible if I accidentally transmigrated into someone else's home field and turned into an unlucky mentally handicapped supporting character.

Through the information disclosed by Zhang's father and Zhang's mother in the past few years, she can judge that the general trend of the world is normal, and the boy who survived is still Harry Potter, not Neville Longbottom; On that Halloween night, I didn’t become a handsome red-eyed professor at Hogwarts; I didn’t hear that Abraxas Malfoy and Lucius Malfoy had any scandals with Voldemort, they were still One died of dragon plague and syphilis, and the other traded Galleons for freedom.The world is pretty normal so far.The haze of Voldemort's time gradually dissipated, and people were grateful to the savior and started a normal life.

So she listed a few characters that are most vulnerable to collapse, and prepared to observe these targets.Well, Professor Snape, must be the key observation object, 98 professors out of [-] fanfic books are different from the original ones, becoming deep, introverted and sullen, and keen on the relationship between teachers and students; Professor Dumbledore, the key observation object, In [-] out of [-] books, he turned into a shrewd old man who ruthlessly devoured the Potter family property and Hogwarts funds; Draco Malfoy, the key observation object, [-] out of [-] books He has been beautified with one click, and he has become a tsundere young master who is elegant and well versed in aristocratic etiquette; there is also Harry Potter, the most important point, Harry is easy to go to extremes, from weak to weak From the bony black cat to the reckless, impulsive and mindless, his role span may be the greatest among all characters.

At this point Mr. Ollivander began to take out boxes of wands. "Try this, grapewood, ten and three quarters, phoenix feather, a rare combination."

Qiu picked up his wand, waved it casually, and a jet of water sprayed out.

"No, that's not it," Ollivander mumbled, turning around and starting to rummage again.After several failed attempts, Ollivander produced a wand: "Laurel, eleven inches, core of unicorn hair, faithful and powerful."

She waved lightly, and a silver-white unicorn emerged from the tip of the staff, and disappeared after circling a few times in the shop.

Mr. Ollivander looked very satisfied: "The perfect combination, laurel wood and unicorn hair are very loyal materials, this is a powerful wand, very suitable for casting amazing spells. It is your That's right, little girl, treat it well."

Qiu nodded seriously, and put away his wand carefully.

This wand swung very smoothly, as if it was a part of his own body.

She is very satisfied with the very normal magic wand. Either she has reached the original novel, or she has become an inconspicuous supporting role in the fandom, so far it seems relatively safe.

After walking out of the wand shop with their mother, they decided to buy an owl.

Walking into the Yila owl shop, if she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she would not have believed that there are so many types of owls, ranging from palm-sized to half a meter tall, black, white and gray.

Suddenly, she saw a brown owl with golden eyes and a very unique temperament, which stood out from the crowd of owls.

Noticing her gaze, the clerk introduced that this kind of owl is a horned owl, which will grow to a very large size and is not suitable for girls to keep, but its ability to deliver letters is first-rate.

"He's a nice guy." The clerk tried to get the eagle owl's attention, but got only a haughty glance.

It's good to be big. When you get big, you can fight with others, but you can call your own owl to help.

She glanced at Zhang's mother with eager eyes, and Zhang's mother immediately understood and bought the owl.

"What do you want to name it?" Zhang's mother asked.

"Galois." Qiu replied immediately.

"Is this a French name?" Zhang's mother asked suspiciously.

"Yes." Qiu replied.

Galois, a famous French mathematician who died in a duel with a rival in love, hoped that the name would live up to her expectations and endow the owl with wisdom.

Mother Zhang glanced at her suspiciously, but didn't ask too many questions.

Qiu happily lifted up the cage containing Galois. They had already bought all the things they needed, and the next thing was to wait for Hogwarts to start school.

There are still eight months before the start of school, and she decided to read all the textbooks because she didn't want to lose at the starting line. Although she didn't have the ambition to learn to use wandless magic before the start of school, and to make Veritaserum in the first grade, she couldn't either. Falling too far behind others.

At least she had to read the moving illustrations in the textbook first.If the person who drew a motorcycle for the great poet Du Fu in his previous life crosses over, I wonder if he can draw a motorcycle for the wizard in the illustration to ride.

After flipping through the book several times at home, and memorizing every page and every illustration, Qiu, who was moldy at home and turned into a mushroom, decided to observe the savior boy.

Then based on his performance, write an "Harry Potter Observation Report" to analyze the possibility of his time travel or rebirth.

"Mom," she said to Zhang's mother, "I'm 11 years old now, can I go to Muggle London to see by myself? I will bring the portkey, I have grown up now."

At the beginning, Zhang's mother smiled and rejected Qiu. She felt that it was too dangerous for a little wizard to go to the Muggle world alone.

But when she repeatedly promised that she would take good care of herself and just went to have a look and would not run around, Zhang's mother, who could not stand her daughter's pleading, finally agreed.

Thankfully, the next step is to resort to nirvana—crying, making trouble, and lying on the ground kicking his legs.

"Then you must take the door key and protect yourself," Mother Zhang instructed.

"Don't worry, Mom." She responded neatly, ready to go on the road.

Finally, she won a chance to observe the boy who is the savior. Qiu expressed her satisfaction, and she is one step closer to confirming whether this world is the original book or a fancier.

So, on a clear and cold morning in March, she took a pack of special spring outing snacks prepared by her mother and stepped on the Knights bus bound for Surrey.

I really want to vomit!please!

On the Cavaliers bus that slammed left and right, she twisted herself into a twist and wrapped herself around a handrail.

Don't wizards have a smoother way to travel? !

The author has something to say:

The author said that I have really read more than 200 HP fan fictions, and I have basically read the first 10 pages of HP fan novels in Jinjiang!

I measured Qiu Zhang's wand on Pottermore!

I conceived this article because I was tired of reading that routine and wanted to write a different article ヾ(-▽-)ノ